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  • >> JAMES: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE

    >> 晚上好,女士們,先生們,歡迎你們來到我們的網站。

  • "LATE LATE SHOW."

    "遲到的晚秀。"

  • I HOPE -- I HOPE SO MUCH YOU HAD A HAPPY AND, DARE I SAY IT,

    我希望... 我希望你有一個快樂的,而且,我敢說:

  • PRODUCTIVE DAY.

    生產性的一天。

  • THAT'S WHAT I HOPE.

    這就是我所希望的。

  • I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE TONIGHT WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH

    我很高興你在這裡,因為今晚我們將與你哈拉。

  • THE ALWAYS INCREDIBLE GOLDIE HAWN AND KURT RUSSELL.

    總是不可思議的GOLDIE HAWN和KURT RUSSELL。

  • THEN LATER WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM BTS.

    然後,我們有一個表演從BTS。

  • STICK AROUND FOR IT, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT.

    堅持下去,你不會想錯過的。

  • ( APPLAUSE ) BTS HAVE SENT IN A PERFORMANCE

    ( 掌聲 ) BTS已經送來了一場演出。

  • WHICH IS, WITHOUT QUESTION, MY FAVORITE PERFORMANCE OF ANY SONG

    毫無疑問,我最喜歡的歌曲表演是什麼?

  • WE'VE EVER HAD ON THIS SHOW, PERIOD.

    我們已經在這個節目中,period。

  • IT'S ELECTRIC, STICK AROUND FOR IT.

    它是電氣的,堅持下去。

  • ALSO, GOLDIE HAWN, KURT RUSSELL, IS THERE A COOLER COUPLE?

    還有,GOLDIE HAWN,KURT RUSSELL,有沒有更酷的組合?

  • >> Reggie: THAT'S THE "IT" COUPLE.

    >> 這就是 "IT "組合。

  • >> James: IT IS.

    >> 詹姆斯。是的。

  • I'D LIKE TO BE ADOPTED BY THEM.

    我想被他們收養。

  • IF THEY CAME TO ME AND SAID, I'VE HAD A LOVELY CHILDHOOD, I

    如果他們來找我說:"我有一個美好的童年,我...

  • LIKE MY PARENTS VERY, VERY MUCH, BUT IF THEY CAME TO ME AND SAID,

    非常非常喜歡我的父母,但如果他們來找我說:

  • WE WOULD LIKE TO TAKE YOU UNDER OUR WING, I'D DO IT.

    我們想把你在我們的翅膀,我會做到這一點。

  • I'D JUST IMAGINE THE THREE OF US, I IMAGINE KURT WILL TEACH ME

    我只是想象我們三個人,我想象庫爾特會教我。

  • OUTSIDE HOW TO CHOP WOOD AND -- ( LAUGHTER )

    外面如何砍伐木材和 - (笑)。

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

    你知道我的意思嗎?

  • ALL THE STUFF MY DAD COULDN'T TEACH ME.

    所有我爸爸不能教我的東西。

  • MY DAD TAUGHT ME TO HARMONIZE, THAT'S IT.

    我爸爸教我吹喇叭,就是這樣。

  • AND THAT'S BEEN USEFUL, BUT NOW I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO CHOP SOME

    那是很有用的,但現在我需要知道如何砍掉一些。

  • WOOD, YOU KNOW.

    木頭,你知道的。

  • >> HE'D SHOW YOU HOW TO WEAR A THICK WOOL SWEATER.

    >> 他將教你如何穿好羊毛衫。

  • >> YES, A BIG SWEATER, DENIM JEANS, CHUNKY BOOTS, AND WE

    >> 是的,一件大毛衣,牛仔褲,粗布鞋,還有我們。

  • WOULD JUST BE OUT THERE AND HE WOULD BE GOING, NO, SON, YOUR

    會只是在那裡,他就會去,不,兒子,你的。

  • HANDS ARE IN THE WRONG PLACE.

    手在錯誤的地方。

  • AND I WOULD BE, SORRY, DAD.

    我會的,對不起,爸爸。

  • AND GOLDIE WOULD COME OUT WITH A HOT CHOCOLATE, MARSHMALLOWS, AND

    而GOLDIE會帶著熱巧克力,棉花糖,和。

  • THEY'D MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS HAS WHISKEY IN IT, AND I WOULD GO,

    他們會開玩笑說他的酒裡有威士忌,我就會去。

  • OH, GOD, YOU KNOW -- >> YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK YOU'RE

    哦,上帝,你知道 - >> 你知道嗎,我想你是。

  • A VERY TALENTED GUY.

    一個很有天賦的傢伙。

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE NOT GREAT AT?

    你知道你不擅長什麼嗎?

  • SQUINTING INTO A SUNSET.

    眯著眼睛看日落。

  • >> James: RIGHT.

    >> 詹姆斯。右邊。

  • KURT RUSSELL, WITHIN TWO DAYS YOU WOULD BE A MASTER AT IT.

    KURT RUSSELL,不出兩天你就會成為這方面的高手。

  • >> James: I LOOK LIKE I'M TRYING TO READ SOMETHING I CAN'T

    >> 詹姆斯。我看起來像我試圖閱讀的東西,我不能。

  • QUITE MAKE OUT.

    很好的彌補。

  • WHAT GUILLERMO?

    什麼GILLERMO?

  • >> I SAID YOU LOOK CONSTIPATED.

    >> 我說你看起來很有精神。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: GUYS, IF IT'S OKAY

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:夥計們,如果它是好的

  • WITH YOU, I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING A LOOK AT THE DAY'S HEADLINES.

    和你在一起,我不介意看看今天的頭條新聞。

  • I KNOW IT'S ODD FOR US TO KICK A SHOW OFF IN SUCH A WAY BUT IS

    我知道我們以這樣的方式開啟一場秀是很奇怪的,但是......是的。

  • THAT COOL FOR EVERYONE?

    這對大家來說很酷?

  • LET'S DO IT.

    讓我們做吧。

  • BECAUSE BIG NEWS, LAST NIGHT, AFTER WEEKS OF

    因為重大新聞,昨晚,經過幾個星期的

  • DELAY, PRESIDENT TRUMP FINALLY ASKED THE GSA TO BEGIN THE

    拖延,特朗普總統終於要求GSA開始。

  • TRANSITION OF POWER TO PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE BIDEN.

    將權力移交給當選主席喬-比登。

  • THERE IT IS, BANG!

    它在那裡,砰!

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I SWEAR, THIS IS LIKE THE FIFTH

    我發誓,這好像是第五次了。

  • OR SIXTH TIME JOE BIDEN HAS WON THE ELECTION.

    或第六次喬・比登贏得選舉。

  • ISN'T IT IN WE'VE HONESTLY DONE THIS FIVE TIMES NOW, BUT THIS IS

    是不是在我們已經誠實地做了五次,但這是

  • GOOD NEWS, IT IS, OF COURSE, BUT THAT'S HOW LOW THE BAR IS!

    好消息,是的,當然,但這是多麼低的門檻!

  • TRUMP'S DOING THE BARE MINIMUM, WEEKS LATE, AND ACTING LIKE A

    特朗普做了最基本的最低限度,幾周後,並表現得像一個。

  • TOTAL DICK ABOUT IT.

    完全是硬邦邦的。

  • AND I'M LIKE, "LOOK AT THAT.

    我很喜歡,"看看那個。

  • LEADERSHIP PERSONIFIED."

    領袖人物。"

  • SEE, WHERE WAS THAT LEADERSHIP THE LAST FOUR YEARS?

    你看,過去四年的領導班子在哪裡?

  • HE'S DONE NOTHING.

    他什麼也沒做。

  • ALSO, I LOVE THAT WE'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT THE G.S.A. AS IF

    另外,我很高興我們都在談論G. S. A.

  • IT'S A THING THAT ANYONE KNEW ABOUT BEFORE YESTERDAY.

    這是在今天之前大家都知道的事情。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THE G.S.A. IS A COMPLETE

    G.S.A.是一個完整的。

  • TRANSITION OF POWER -- DON'T BE JUST A HUMAN RETWEET.

    權力的轉換 -- -- 不要只做一個人類的轉發者。

  • ADMIT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!

    承認你不知道它是什麼!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW,

    (笑) 對於那些你誰不知道,

  • G.S.A. STANDS FOR GENERAL SERVICES ADMINISTRATION, WHICH

    G.S.A.是General Services ADMINISTRATION(一般事務管理)的縮寫。

  • SOUNDS LIKE A FAKE COMPANY YOU'D USE TO PAD YOUR RESUME.

    聽起來就像一個你用來墊履歷的假公司。

  • "WHAT KIND OF WORK DID YOU DO?" "OH, YOU KNOW, MOSTLY GENERAL

    "你是做什麼工作的?""哦,你知道,一般的工作。

  • SERVICES.

    服務:

  • AND THE ADMINISTRATING THEREOF."

    以及這方面的行政管理"。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) DESPITE ALL OF THIS, TRUMP IS

    儘管如此,特朗普是...

  • STILL NOT CONCEDING THE ELECTION, AND ACCORDING TO

    仍然不承認選舉,並根據以下情況:

  • REPORTS, TRUMP AGREED TO BIDEN'S TRANSITION ONLY AFTER BEING TOLD

    報道稱,特朗普在被告知後才同意比登的轉會。

  • BY ADVISORS THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE TO ADMIT DEFEAT.

    被顧問們認為他不必承認失敗。

  • WHICH RAISES AN IMPORTANT PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION: IF YOU

    這提出了一個重要的哲學問題:如果你

  • NEVER CONCEDE, DID YOU REALLY LOSE?

    永不服輸,你真的輸了嗎?

  • AND THE ANSWER IS YES.

    答案是 "是"。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP'S LIKE THE CHESS MASTER.

    特朗普就像棋牌大師。

  • LIKE E'S BEING BADLY BEATEN, SO JUST SUGGEST A DRAW.

    就像E被打得很慘一樣,所以就建議畫個圖吧。

  • I DON'T KNOW IF THAT ANALOGY WORKS.

    我不知道這個分析是否有效。

  • I'M EATING IT UP, THE QUEEN'S GAMBIT, ARE YOU?

    我正在吃它,女王的小甜餅,你呢?

  • >> I DEVOURED IT.

    >> 我很喜歡它。

  • I'LL TELL YOU AT THE END, QUEEN GAMBITS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

    我會在最後告訴你,女王在到處亂跑。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: AND TRUMP ISN'T

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:和特朗普是不是

  • GIVING UP AND THE BASELESS CLAIMS OF AN ELECTION

    放棄和選舉的無理要求

  • CONSPIRACY.

    陰謀:

  • HE RETWEETED ELECTRIC "THE WAPOST-S ANDTHIS IS TRUE, THE

    他轉發了電子 "WAPOST-S和這是真實的,該。

  • ECCENTRIC ACTOR RANDY QUAID.

    ECCENTRIC演員RANDY QUAID。

  • FIVE RANDY QUAID RETWEETS!

    五個RANDY QUAID RETWEETS!

  • TWO, SURE.

    兩個,肯定。

  • THREE... THAT'S PUSHING IT.

    三...這是推它。

  • BUT FIVE, I THINK THAT MAKES HIM SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE.

    但五,我認為這使他成為農業部長。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU MIGHT REMEMBER RANDY QUAID

    你可能還記得藍迪-奎德吧?

  • AS THE NUTTY COUSIN EDDIE FROM CHRISTMAS VACATION.

    如同《聖誕假期》中可愛的表妹EDDIE。

  • OR AS THE NUTTY FIGHTER PILOT FROM INDEPENDENCE DAY.

    或者作為獨立日的Nutty FIGHTER PILOT。

  • OR AS THE NUTTY CRIMINAL FUGITIVE FROM REAL LIFE.

    或者說是現實生活中的頑固犯罪逃犯。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IN THE FINAL POST THAT THE

    (笑)在最後的文章中,該公司的工作人員

  • PRESIDENT RETWEETED, RANDY QUAID DID A DRAMATIC RETWEETING OF A

    主席發微博,蘭迪-奎德發了一條戲劇性的微博。

  • TRUMP TWEET ATTACKING FOX NEWS.

    特朗普在推特上攻擊福克斯新聞。

  • HAVE A LOOK.

    請看一下。

  • >> YOU FORGOT THE GOLDEN GOOSE!

    >> 你忘了金鵝!

  • (LAUGHING) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE 2016 ELECTION AND

    (笑)2016年大選與2016年大選的唯一區別是

  • 2020 IS FOX NEWS!

    2020年是福克斯新聞!

  • >> James: GUYS, I THINK SAN A AT THAT IS STRUGGLING WITH

    >> 詹姆斯:夥計們,我想三A AT,正在與困難。

  • QUARANTINE.

    QUARANTINE:

  • IF I WERE RANDY QUAID, I WOULD NEVER MAKE A VIDEO OF MYSELF

    如果我是蘭迪-奎德,我絕不會拍自己的視頻。

  • THAT CLOSE UP KNOWING FULL WELL MY NOSE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A

    我知道我的鼻子很像... ...

  • PENIS.

    PENIS:

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND ELON MUSK, PAST BILL GATES,

    (笑)和埃隆-穆克,過去的比爾蓋茨。

  • IS THE SECOND RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD WITH A TOTAL NET WORTH OF

    是世界上第二富有的人,他的總淨資產是

  • OVER $127 BILLION.

    超過1270億美元。

  • OUR THOUGHTS GO OUT TO THE GATES' FAMILY AT THIS DIFFICULT

    在此艱難時刻,我們向蓋茨的家人表示慰問。

  • TIME.

    時間。

  • MUSK IS NOW THE SECOND RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD.

    穆克現在是世界上第二富有的人。

  • HOWEVER, HE IS STILL THE NUMBER ONE "RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD

    然而,他仍然是 "世界上最富有的人 "的頭號。

  • THAT LOOKS LIKE HE SINGS IN A WEDDING BAND."

    這看起來像他唱的婚禮樂隊。"

  • WE DO A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING.

    我們做的是一點一滴的事情。

  • WE DO UP TOWN FUNK, AND THEN UP SIDE YOUR HEAD AND THEN

    我們做的是上城FUNK,然後在你的頭上,然後。

  • SOMETIMES I DO A LITTLE RAPPING IF THE BRIDE AND GROOM LIKE IT.

    有時如果新郎新娘喜歡,我也會做一些強姦的事情。

  • WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN DO WITH $127 BILLION?

    你要用1270億做什麼?

  • REG,ER WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

    REG,ER你會怎麼做?

  • >> Reggie: I'D PAY OFF ALL STUDENT DEBT.

    >> 雷吉:我會還清所有學生的債務。

  • >> James: THERE IT IS.

    >> 詹姆斯。在那裡,它是。

  • ( APPLAUSE ) WELL, THAT MADE US ALL FEEL BAD.

    (鼓掌)好吧,這讓我們都感覺很糟糕。

  • CAN'T FOLLOW THAT.

    不能跟著說。

  • NOWHERE FOR THAT TO GO.

    沒有地方可以去。

  • >> I WAS GOING TO SAY I'D GET A BOAT.

    >> 我本來想說我要買條船的。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I'D GET A BOAT AND

    ( 笑 ) >> 詹姆斯:我會得到一條船和

  • I'D LET STUDENTS USE IT TWICE A YEAR.

    我會讓學生每年使用兩次。

  • ( APPLAUSE ) ON ME.

    (掌聲)對我來說。

  • GO NUTS, GUYS.

    去堅果,夥計們。

  • YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE FUEL.

    你還得付燃料費。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND FINALLY, WE WANTED TO TELL

    (笑)最後,我們想告訴。

  • YOU ABOUT THIS, THERE'S A NEW DATING APP

    你說的這個,有一個新的約會APP。

  • EXCLUSIVELY FOR BALD PEOPLE.

    專為禿子而設。

  • IT'S CALLED "BALD DATING" AND IT AIMS TO HELP THOSE WHO

    這就是所謂的 "禿頭約會",它的目的是幫助那些誰。

  • ARE BALD OR HAVE THINNING HAIR FIND PARTNERS WHO, "PREFER IT

    禿頭或頭髮稀疏,尋找 "喜歡它 "的夥伴。

  • THAT WAY."

    這樣。"

  • YEAH.

    是的。

  • A DATING APP FOR BALD PEOPLE.

    禿子的約會APP。

  • WHICH WAS DISAPPOINTING NEWS FOR THAT ONE GUY WHO THOUGHT HE WAS

    對於那個以為自己是的人來說,這是一個令人失望的消息。

  • FINALLY ABOUT TO HAVE SEX WITH A BALD EAGLE.

    終於要和一隻禿鷹做愛了。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I REALLY FEEL EVENTUALLY WE'LL

    我真的覺得事件我們將

  • GET TO THE POINT WHERE EVERY INDIVIDUAL MAN HAS HIS OWN APP.

    到了每個人都有自己的APP的地步。

  • HI, I'M MARK, IF YOU WANT TO DATE MARK, JOIN MARK FINDER.

    嗨,我是MARK,如果你想和MARK約會,請加入MARK FINDER。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THE APP IS SIMPLY CALLED "BALD

    (笑)這款APP被簡單地稱為 "BALD"。

  • DATING," WHICH IS BETTER THAN SOME OF

    約會,"這是比一些更好的。

  • THEIR ORIGINAL NAME IDEAS.

    他們最初的名字的想法。

  • LIKE THIS ONE: "SKINDER."

    像這一個。"SKINDER"。

  • OR THIS ONE: "CLOSE SHAVE CUPID."

    或這一個:"關閉剃鬚CUPID。"

  • AND FINALLY, THIS ONE: "E-NO-HAIR-MONY."

    最後,這一個:"E -NO -Hair -MONY。"

>> JAMES: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE

>> 晚上好,女士們,先生們,歡迎你們來到我們的網站。

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