Name: 史蒂芬 A. 怒譙達拉斯牛仔隊球迷！「看到他們就讓我噁心！」| First Take (Stephen A. sounds off with another scathing Cowboys fans rant: 'They make me sick!' | First Take)
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what defines success for Dallas this season.

本賽季達拉斯的成功定義是什麼。

You know, I'm not gonna pull it Max here, But, you know, um, I'll throw out the answer to that question by saying they could win a playoff game or whatever.

你知道，我不會在這裡拉它最大， 但是，你知道，嗯，我會拋出這個問題的答案 通過說他們可以贏得一場季後賽或什麼的。

I got something else on my mind that I want to say.

People think I'm joking when I say I have nothing against the Cowboys, It's their fans are absolutely despised.

當我說我對牛仔隊沒有什麼意見的時候，大家以為我是在開玩笑，是他們的球迷絕對被鄙視了。

沒有什麼比一個牛仔迷更糟糕的了。

Let's put this in its proper perspective.

讓我們從正確的角度來看待這個問題。

They are three and seven as of yesterday last night, their last win was October 11th.

截至昨天晚上，他們的戰績是3勝7負，上一場勝利是10月11日。

They went one month and 11 days without winning a damn game.

他們一個月零11天沒有贏過一場該死的比賽。

They had a two and seven record walking into yesterday.

他們的防守是美式足球中最差的。

Lee has been relevant because they are playing in the worst division in the history of the National Football League and yesterday at 7 p.m. I get a call.

李一直相關，因為他們在國足歷史上最差的分區比賽，昨天晚上7點，我接到一個電話。

My teammate at Winston Salem State University.

我在溫斯頓塞勒姆州立大學的隊友。

Do you know during football season, we don't talk?

你知道在橄欖球賽季，我們不說話嗎？

15日，我接到馬克-特納的電話。

Mark Turner with his trifling no good self even though he's my boy.

馬克-特納和他那三心二意的壞蛋，儘管他是我的孩子。

We're gonna win the division on Guess what?

我們會在猜測中贏得分區冠軍的

We're going to the playoffs, and we got a shot at the Super Bowl.

我們要進入季後賽，我們有機會進入超級碗。

Okay, that's how much the Dallas Cowboys, and stuck this year with that press, got getting hurt.

好吧，這就是達拉斯牛仔隊，今年又卡住了這種壓迫，被傷害了。

With Andy going going down but chewing out his offensive lineman going Andy Dalton, the modern day Richie cutting hair from the happy days was going off on his offensive linemen because how awful they was.

安迪要倒下了，但卻嚼碎了他的進攻內線去安迪-道爾頓，現代的裡奇剪髮從快樂的日子裡，因為他們是多麼的可怕，所以要對他的進攻內線下手。

And then they got subdued Nick Ben DeNucci as a starting quarterback and then that that's a rookie named Gary Gilbert or making this first start, you would think with all of that going on, that you would kind of decency toe shut the hell up.

然後他們得到了制服尼克-本-德努奇作為首發四分衛，然後這是一個新秀名為加里-吉爾伯特或使這第一次開始，你會認為與所有的事情，你會那種體面的腳趾閉嘴。

Now they got a chance because the Eagles air stinking up the joint because the Washington football team doesn't even have.

現在他們有機會了，因為老鷹隊的空氣很臭，因為華盛頓橄欖球隊甚至沒有。

They're so bad they don't even have a name.

Alright, then the Washington football, They they didn't even put d.

好吧，那麼華盛頓的足球，他們他們甚至沒有把D。

Next, we don't nervous Washington, as in Pacific Northwest or D C, for crying out loud.

接下來，我們不緊張華盛頓，就像西北太平洋或華盛頓特區一樣，大喊大叫。

And then, of course, the Giants So judge is doing a great job in the future is right, but they're not did this year.

然後，當然，巨人隊的蘇法官在未來做得很好是對的，但他們今年沒有做。

This is what we have to deal with when it comes to cowboy fans.

What's going toe define success for them is winning the division, having ah home playoff game and being able to stay relevant past Christmas by default because they are in the worst division in NFL history.

對他們來說，成功的定義是贏得分區冠軍，擁有啊主場季後賽，並且能夠在聖誕節前保持相關的默認，因為他們是在NFL歷史上最糟糕的分區。

All they care about is they get to say how about them.

他們關心的是他們可以說他們怎麼樣。

Success for the Dallas Cowboys is six wins, which very likely will win the division.

達拉斯牛仔隊的成功是六場勝利，這很可能會贏得分區。

And when I look at their schedule, they got Cincinnati.

而當我看他們的日程表時，他們得到了辛辛那提。

They got Washington, they got the Giants and the Eagles.

他們得到了華盛頓隊，他們得到了巨人隊和老鷹隊。

他們能贏下其中的三場比賽嗎？

Because they just saw they could actually also beat a good team.

因為他們剛剛看到自己其實也可以擊敗一支優秀的球隊。

They also have the Niners without Garoppolo.

他們還有沒有加洛普洛的九指隊。

And by the way, now the Bengals don't have Joe Burrow.

對了，現在孟加拉隊沒有喬-伯羅。

If they have three more wins, those six should win the division.

如果他們再贏三場，這六場應該就能贏了。

Remember, with DAK, they only had eight wins last year.

記得，在DAK的時候，他們去年只取得了8場勝利。

You play most of the season without back and wind up with six.

你打了大半個賽季都沒有回來，結果卻打了六個。

And don't forget, last year they missed the playoffs.

別忘了，去年他們錯過了季後賽。

If this team makes it to the playoffs, its's a success, and it's not even about Dak Prescott.

如果這支球隊能打進季後賽，那就是成功了，這甚至不關達克・普雷斯科特的事。

It's about Mike McCarthy in this coaching staff being able to say they turn this thing around, being able to say, You know what?

這是關於邁克-麥卡錫在這個教練組能夠說 他們扭轉了這個事情，能夠說，你知道嗎？

Look how we are moving forward and we can resign that Prescott in the off season and become even better.

看看我們是如何前進的，我們可以在休賽期辭掉那個普雷斯科特，變得更加優秀。

We already the best team in the NFC East.

我們已經是NFC東部最好的球隊了。

As you see, we made it to the playoffs without Dak and look what we add.

正如你所看到的，我們在沒有達克的情況下打進了季後賽，看看我們增加了什麼。

So if this team does make it to the playoffs, if they find ways to win games and oh, my goodness, I want them to win a playoff game Not because I want Dallas toe win because I want to see Stephen A s head explode on this show.

所以，如果這支球隊能進入季後賽，如果他們能找到贏球的方法，哦，我的天啊，我希望他們能贏一場季後賽，不是因為我想讓達拉斯贏，而是因為我想看到斯蒂芬-A的頭在這個節目中爆炸。

Here's the one thing I appreciate about What's your boy named Steve?

我很欣賞《你的兒子叫史蒂夫》的一點是什麼？

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