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  • ♪ >> James: GOOD EVENING,

    >>詹姆斯。晚上好。

  • WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

    歡迎來到 "晚間晚間秀"。

  • IAN, YOU ARE NOT, YOU ARE NOT INTO THAT SRART OF THE SHOW.

    艾恩,你不是,你不適合這個節目的風格。

  • YOU WERE NOT INTO THE START OF THE SHOW THERE IN ANYWAY.

    你根本就沒有進入節目的開始階段。

  • >> I'M SORRY, THERE WAS BREAKING NEWS SO I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE

    >> 對不起,有新聞報道,所以我想弄清楚。

  • OUT IF SHE FOOD FINNING A EL IT INTO THE MONOLOGUE.

    如果她的食物FINNING一個EL它在獨白。

  • >> James: WHAT HAPPENED, TELL US THE NEWS SHOULD WE FINAGLE IF

    >> 詹姆斯:發生了什麼事,告訴我們的新聞,我們應該找到如果。

  • IN.

    IN:

  • >> THE GSA SETTER SPHIED MICHIGAN SO THE BIDEN TRANSITION

    >> GSA SETTER SPHIED MICHIGAN SO THE BIDEN TRANSITION(比登轉型)

  • TEAM CAN START TRANSITIONING.

    團隊可以開始轉型。

  • >> James: LOOK AT THAT.

    >> 詹姆斯。看看這個。

  • I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, WHAT, WHAT IS GOING ON.

    我不能相信它,什麼,什麼是怎麼回事。

  • >> James: NEVER LET IT BE SAID WE ARE NOT AT THE FOREFRONT OF

    >> James:永遠不要說我們不在最前線

  • BREAKING NEWS, BABY.

    突破性的新聞,寶貝。

  • >> THE BLEEDING EDGE AND IF THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH I DON'T HAVE TO

    >> 《流血的邊緣》,如果這是很好的,我就不需要了。

  • GO WRITE JOKES ABOUT IT.

    去寫關於它的笑話。

  • >> James: I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE COVERED IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。我覺得我們已經覆蓋了它。

  • I FEEL LIKE IT IS AS FUNNY AS ANYTHING WE NORMALLY DO ON THE

    我覺得它和我們平時做的任何事情一樣有趣。

  • SHOW.

    SHOW:

  • BUT LOOK AT, THAT RIGHT ON THE FOREFRONT, WE HAVE JUST GIVEN

    但是,看看,在前面,我們剛剛給了。

  • YOU BREAKING NEWS YOU ALREADY HEARD ABOUT.

    你已經聽到的突發新聞。

  • SEVEN HOURS AGO.

    七個小時前。

  • >> FRESH.

    >> 新鮮。

  • >> James: BUT STICK AROUND CUZ THERE IS A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU.

    >> 詹姆斯。但堅持下去,因為有一個好節目給你。

  • TONIGHT WHAT A LINE-UP.

    今晚什麼陣容。

  • TONIGHT WE'LL BE JOINED BY THE INCREDIBLE MICHAEL J FOX IS

    今晚,我們將加入由不可思議的邁克爾-J-福克斯是。

  • GOING TO BE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, ON TOP OF ALL THAT, AND THIS IS

    將在今晚的節目中,在所有這些之外,這是

  • EXCITING, BTS WILL BE PERFORMING THEIR NEW SONG, LIFE GOES ON,

    令人興奮的是,BTS將表演他們的新歌,生活還在繼續。

  • TONIGHT.

    今晚。

  • MICHAEL J FOX, BTS, LIKE IT'S, THIS IS HUGE FOR ME.

    MICHAEL J FOX,BTS,喜歡它的,這對我來說是巨大的。

  • WHERE WERE YOU, DO YOU REMEMBER HOW YOU FELT WHEN YOU WATCHED

    你在哪裡,你還記得你看的時候是什麼感覺嗎?

  • BACK TO THE FUTURE FOR THE FIRST TIME.

    回到未來的第一次。

  • >> Reggie: OH MY LORD, YEAH, I WAS LIKE THE PERFECT AGE FOR IT

    >> 雷吉:哦,我的天啊,是的,我當時的年齡正好適合做這個。

  • IT BLW MY MIND, I LOVE TIME TRAVEL ALREADY BUT THAT WAS

    我喜歡時間旅行,但那是...

  • JUST-- .

    只是...

  • >> James: WHAT WOULD YOU DO, WHERE WOULD YOU GO BACK TO IF

    >> 詹姆斯。你會做什麼,你會在哪裡 回到如果。

  • YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, LIKE WHERE WOULD YOU GONESS WITH

    你可以回到過去,就像你要去哪裡一樣。

  • MAYBE LIKE 1977, NEW YORK CITY, LONDON.

    也許像1977年,紐約市,倫敦。

  • >> James: THAT WHOLE VIBE.

    >> 詹姆斯。那整個氛圍。

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • >> James: IAN, WOULD YOU RATHER GO BACK TO THE FUTURE OR

    >> 詹姆斯IAN,你是想回到未來還是... ...

  • FORWARD TO THE FUTURE.

    展望未來。

  • >> I WOULD GO BACK BUT NOT LIKE SUPERFAR, I WOULD GO TO LIKE

    >> 我想回去,但不是像SUPERFAR,我想去像

  • 1996.

    1996.

  • >> James: WHY, WHAT HAPPENED IN '96.

    >> 詹姆斯。為什麼,96年發生了什麼。

  • >> I THINK THAT IS WHEN AMERICA PEAKED.

    >> 我想這就是美國的巔峰時期。

  • I THINK THAT IS WHEN WE PEAK PEAKED T IS NEVER GETTING

    我想那就是我們的巔峰時刻,T是永遠不會得到的。

  • BETTER, SEINFELD, MICHAEL JORD ARCH, WE THOUGHT SNAP EL WAS

    更好的,SEINFELD,邁克爾-喬德拱,我們認為SNAP EL是。

  • HEALTHY-- SNAP EL.

    健康--SNAP EL。

  • >> James: ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY WRITE ABOUT SNAPPLE.

    >> 詹姆斯。你絕對是在寫《史努比》嗎。

  • WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS A HEALTH DRINK.

    我們都認為這是一個健康的飲料。

  • >> SKIP THE SODA AND THEN JUST DRINK JUST SUGAR.

    >> 跳過蘇打水,然後只喝糖。

  • >> James: BUT LET'S GET INTO SOME HEADLINE, PRESIDENT TRUMP'S

    >> James: BUT LET'S GET TO HEADLINE, President TRUMP'S.

  • LEGAL TEAM IS STILL FIGHTING THE ELECTION RESULTS BUT THEY APPEAR

    律師團仍在為選舉結果而戰,但他們出現了。

  • TO BE LOSING SUPPORT AMONG REPUBLICANS.

    失去了共和黨人的支持。

  • IN FACT WHEN FORMER REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE WAS

    事實上,當前共和黨州長克里斯-克里斯蒂是

  • ASKED ABOUT IT THIS WEEKEND HE DID NOT MINCE HIS WORDS.

    這個週末被問及此事,他毫不吝嗇自己的言辭。

  • >> IS IT FINALLY TIME FOR THIS TO END?

    >> 終於要結束了嗎?

  • >> YES, AND WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE IS QUITE FRANKLY THE

    >> 是的,發生在這裡的事情是很坦率的。

  • PRESIDENT'S LEGAL TEAM HAS BEEN A NATIONAL EMBARRASSED.

    主席的法律團隊已經成為全國性的尷尬。

  • >> James: AS OPPOSED TO THE LAST FOUR YEARS WHICH HAD REALLY

    >> 詹姆斯。與過去四年相比,這四年真的是

  • GONE OFF WITHOUT A HITCH, YOU KNOW.

    毫無顧忌的走了,你知道的。

  • I WILL SAY, I DO THINK CHRIS CHRISTIE IS WRONG ABOUT THIS

    我想說,我認為耶穌基督在這件事上是錯的。

  • BEING A NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT, I REALLY, REALLY DO.

    作為一個國家的尷尬, 我真的,真的做。

  • I TALK TO A LOT OF FRIENDS OF MINE AND FAMILY BACK HOME, AND I

    我跟我的很多朋友和家人在家裡哈拉,而且我

  • CAN TELL YOU IF ANYTHING, THIS IS AN INTERNATIONAL

    可以告訴你,如果任何事情,這是一個國際。

  • EMBARRASSMENT.

    EMBRARASSMENT。

  • I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNIER, I THINK THAT WAS MY DELIVERY, I

    我認為這是更有趣的,我認為這是我的交付,我。

  • DIDN'T TAKE THE BREATHE.

    沒有采取的呼吸。

  • BLEEP WHREEP SHOULD I HEAR IT AGAIN OR PLOW ON.

    嗶嗶嗶,我是不是應該再聽一遍,或者再推一下。

  • >> I THINK YOU RUN IT BACK AND PUT ALL THE SAUCE ON IT.

    >> 我想你應該把它放回去,然後把所有的醬汁都放上去。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

    >> 雷吉:是的,沒錯。

  • >> James: WE'RE GOING TO RUN IT BECOME AND PUT ALL OF THE

    >> 詹姆斯。我們將運行它成為並把所有的。

  • SAUCE ON IT.

    醬上它。

  • I WILL SAY THOUGH, CHRIS CHRISTIE IS WRONG ABOUT THIS

    我想說的是,克里斯-克里斯蒂對此是錯誤的。

  • BEING A NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT THOUGH, HE IS, YOU KNOW, I TALK

    雖說他是個全國性的恥辱,但你知道,我說的是事實。

  • TO A LOT OF PEOPLE BACK HOME, IF ANYTHING, THIS IS MORE OF AN

    對很多回家的人來說,如果有的話,這是更多的一個。

  • INTERNATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT.

    國際尷尬:

  • (LAUGHTER) AND YESTERDAY ONE OF TRUMP'S

    (大笑)而今天,特朗普的一個。

  • LAWYERS SIDNEY POWELL WAS FIRED FOR PROMOTING A CONSPIRACY

    西德尼-鮑威爾律師因鼓吹陰謀而被解僱。

  • THEORY THAT WAS TOO WILD EVEN FOR TRUMP.

    這理論對特朗普來說也太瘋狂了。

  • APPARENTLY SHE MADE BASELESS CLAIMS THAT REPUBLICAN OFFICIALS

    顯然,她毫無根據地宣稱,共和黨官員

  • HAD BEEN INVOLVED IN A PAYOFF SCHEME TO MANIPULATE VOTING

    曾參與一個控制投票的付費計劃;

  • MACHINES.

    機器:

  • HERE'S HOW BIG OF AN EMBARRASSMENT SHE WAS TO THE

    這裡有多大的尷尬,她是對的。

  • TRUMP TEAM.

    特朗普團隊。

  • THE GUY WHO HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE NEXT TO A SEX SHOP,

    那個在性商店旁邊舉行新聞發佈會的傢伙。

  • AND LAST WEEK HAD HAIR DYE RUNNING DOWN HIS FACE AND WHO

    上週,頭髮的染料在他的臉上流淌,而誰

  • WEARS LOAFERS THAT LOOK LIKE CLOWN SHOES, THAT GUY, STILL ON

    穿著像小丑鞋一樣的休閒鞋,那個傢伙,還在。

  • THE TEAM.

    團隊:

  • BUT I SAW THIS COMING.

    但我看到這個來了。

  • I DID.

    我做了。

  • ANY GOOD CONSPIRACY THEORIST WOULD TELL YOU IF YOU REARRANGE

    任何一個好的陰謀論者都會告訴你,如果你改變了方向

  • THE LETTERS IN SIDNEY POWELL, YOU GET NEEDY PILLOWS WHICH IS

    在SIDNEY POWELL的字母,你得到NEEDY PILLOWS,這是

  • OBVIOUSLY A NOD TO THE MY PILLOW C.E.O. WHO INVENTED CORONAVIRUS

    顯然是向發明冠狀病毒的我的枕頭C. E. O.致敬

  • TO DE STABILIZE THE NECK SUPPORT INDUSTRY.

    爭取使頸部支撐產業穩定發展;

  • (LAUGHTER).

    (笑):

  • >> James: I GOT TO BE HONEST, I SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON THE

    >> 詹姆斯。我得說實話,我花了很多時間在上

  • INTERNET THIS WEEKEND.

    INTERNET本週末。

  • AND WHILE IT'S STILL NOT CLEAR WHETHER TRUMP WILL EVER CONCEDE

    雖然它仍然不清楚特朗普是否會永遠準許。

  • THE ELECTION TO JOE BIDEN, TWITTER HAS WEIGHED IN AND

    選舉喬伊-比登,Twitter已經衡量了,並。

  • ANNOUNCE THEY WILL AUTOMATICALLY TRANSFER THE POTUS ACCOUNT TO

    宣佈他們將自動把總統的賬戶轉到。

  • BIDEN ON INAUGURATION DAY.

    比登在就職典禮當天。

  • BUT THAT CAN'T STOP TRUMP FROM CHANGING THE PASSWORD AT THE

    但是,這不能阻止特朗普改變密碼,在美國。

  • LAST SECOND TO BIDEN SUX69.

    最後一秒比登SUX69。

  • I MEAN TRUMP MOSTLY TWEETS FROM HIS PERSONAL ACCOUNT ANYWAY.

    我的意思是說,無論如何,特朗普都會用他的個人賬戶發微博。

  • HE ONLY USES THE POTUS ACCOUNT FOR IMPORTANT PRESIDENTIAL

    他只用總統賬戶來處理重要的總統事務。

  • BUSINESS LIKE RETWEETING EVERYTHING FROM HIS PERSONAL

    業務喜歡轉發他個人的一切。

  • ACCOUNT.

    帳戶:

  • MEAN WHALE TRUMP IS STAYING PRETTY MUCH OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT

    卑鄙小人特朗普一直沒有出現在聚光燈下。

  • WHICH IS NOT SOMETHING HE TYPICALLY DOES.

    這不是他典型的做法。

  • IN FACT TRUMP AVERAGED ABOUT 48 MINUTES ON CAMERA EVERY DAY IN

    事實上,特朗普在美國每天平均有48分鐘的鏡頭。

  • 2020, BUT HAS ONLY SPENT ROUGHLY 50 MINUTES TOTAL ON CAMERA SINCE

    2020年,但只花了大約50分鐘的總鏡頭,自

  • THE ELECTION.

    選舉。

  • I'M SURE THE PRESIDENT, HE IS BUSY, PUTTING THE FINISHING

    我敢肯定總統很忙,他在做最後的修飾。

  • TOUCHES TO HIS DETAILED PLAN FOR THE PANDEMIC.

    觸及到他對PANDEMIC的詳細計劃。

  • HE WANTS IT TO BE PERFECT.

    他希望它是完美的。

  • YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK HE IS DOING, HONESTLY, BINGE WATCHING

    你知道我認為他在做什麼嗎,老實說,賓格觀察。

  • THE CROWN, I THINK IS HE IN THE WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW GOING I

    皇冠,我想他現在是不是在白宮裡?

  • LOVE DINAH, PERFECT TEN.

    愛DINAH,完美的十。

  • YOU SEE HER ON ROLLER SKATES, WOW.

    你看她在輪滑鞋,哇。

  • WHAT ARE YOU WEARING FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW?

    今晚的演出你要穿什麼?

  • YOU LOOK LIKE THIS SHOW IS AN INCONVENIENCE TO YOU ON THE WAY

    你看起來像這個節目是一個麻煩你的方式。

  • TO THE FARMER'S MARKET.

    到農貿市場。

  • (LAUGHTER) WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

    這裡到底發生了什麼?

  • WHAT, WHAT IS HAPPENING?

    什麼,發生了什麼事?

  • LIKE-- HANG ON, JUST TALK ME THROUGH IT, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

    就像... ... 等一下,只是告訴我通過它, 發生了什麼事?

  • >> I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO GET DRESSED FOR THE SHOW.

    >> 我完全忘了穿衣服去看演出。

  • RIGHT BEFORE WE STARTED I SAID HEY MAN, ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR

    就在我們開始之前,我說,嘿,夥計,你要穿上

  • THAT JACKET.

    那件外套。

  • >> James: SO WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

    >> 詹姆斯。所以,你是什麼意思?

  • I WERE HERE AND THEN THEY WENT OH, THE SHOW STARTING AND WERE

    我在這裡,然後他們走了,哦,表演開始了,然後我們

  • YOU LIKE OH, WELL, I'LL GO WITH IT, I'M GOING TO GO WITH THIS

    你想,哦,好吧,我會跟它一起去,我要去與這個

  • WHOLE DAD ON THE-- LINE ON A MIDDLE LEAGUE GAME.

    整個爸爸在... ... 線上的中場比賽。

  • >> YEAH, THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED.

    >> 是的,這就是發生的事情。

  • >> James: WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, GOOD FOR YOU.

    >> 詹姆斯。嗯,對你有好處,對你有好處。

  • MEANWHILE PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN IS MOVING FORWARD WITH HIS

    與此同時,候任主席比登正在推進他的...。

  • TRANSITION INTO THE NEW ADMINISTRATION AND HAS ALREADY

    過渡到新的行政當局,並已開始了對新的行政當局的過渡。

  • BEGUN TO NAME CABINET MEMBERS.

    開始點名內閣成員:

  • TODAY HE ANNOUNCED HE WILL BE NOMINATING HIS LONGTIME FOREIGN

    今天,他宣佈將提名他的長期外交官。

  • POLICY AIDE ANTHONY BLINKEN AS SECRETARY OF STATE.

    政策助理安迪-布林肯出任國務卿。

  • THIS IS THE RETURN TO NORMALCY WE NEED, A REGULAR BORING GUY

    這就是我們所需要的迴歸正常,一個正常的無聊的傢伙。

  • WHOSE NAME I CAN BARELY PRONOUNCE.

    誰的名字我幾乎不能發音。

  • YOU KNOW?

    你知道嗎?

  • HERE'S ANTHONY BLINKEN HERE, LOOK AT THAT.

    這裡的安東尼閃爍在這裡,看那個。

  • IF NOTHING ELSE, NOW WE AT LEAST KNOW WHAT JACH BRAFF IS GOING TO

    如果不這樣做,現在我們至少知道JACH BRAFF要做什麼了。

  • LOOK LIKE IN 15 YEARS TIME.

    看起來像在15年的時間。

  • I LIKE SEEING THIS.

    我喜歡看這個。

  • I DO.

    我做的。

  • FINALLY A MEMBER OF THE CABINET WHO DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE VILAN

    終於有一個不像維蘭的內閣成員了。

  • IN AN '80S KIDS MOVIE.

    在一個80年代的兒童電影。

  • YOU KNOW, INSTEAD HE LOOKS LIKE A GUY WHO HAS GOT ONE LINE IN AN

    你知道,在他看來,他就像一個人誰有一個線在一個。

  • EARLY 2,000 POLITICAL DRAMA.

    早期的2000年政治戲劇。

  • SIR, IT'S TIME TO GO.

    先生,該走了。

  • AND DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS, THIS MORNING, SEVERAL NBA PLAYERS HAD

    你們看到了嗎,今天早上,許多NBA球員都有了。

  • AN UNPRECEDENTED MEETING WITH POPE FRANCIS TO DISCUSS SOCIAL

    與弗朗西斯教皇緊急會晤,討論社會問題。

  • JUSTICE ISSUES.

    司法問題:

  • I MEAN THIS FEELS LIKE THAT EPISODE OF SCOOBY DOO WHERE HE

    我的意思是,這感覺就像 SCOOBY DOO的那一集,他在那裡

  • HAD THEY HAD THE HARLEM GLOBE TROARTS, ARE YOU LIKE THIS IS AN

    如果他們有哈勒姆暴風雪,你是不是覺得這是一個。

  • UNEXPECTEDDED COMBO BUT I'M DOWN TO SEE WHERE IT GOES.

    意想不到的組合,但我要看看它去哪裡。

  • THE NBA PLAYERS APPARENTLY DISCUSSED AMERICAN SOCIAL ISSUES

    NBA球員顯然討論了美國的社會問題。

  • WITH THE POPE.

    與教皇。

  • SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES AND CAN'T REALLY

    有人誰不住在美國,並不能真正的

  • DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

    做任何事情。

  • SO I THINK IT IS STARTING TO SEEMIC LOO THE POPE JUST WANTED

    所以我想它開始看起來像... ... 教皇只是想...

  • TO MEET SOME NBA PLAYERS.

    去見一些NBA球員。

  • LIKE I NEVER SAW THIS, DID YOU HAVE THE POPE DOWN AS A

    就像我從來沒有看到過這個,你有教皇下來作為一個。

  • BASKETBALL FAN, IAN?

    籃球迷,IAN?

  • >> I DON'T KNOW, I'M PRETTY JEWISH SO I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF

    >> 我不知道,我是漂亮的猶太人,所以我沒有很多的。

  • OPINIONS ON THE POPE IN GENERAL.

    對教皇的一般看法:

  • >> BUT YOU SEE-- WHAT IS HIS TEAM, WHO IS THE POPE GOING TO

    >> 但你看 -- 他的團隊是什麼,誰是教皇要去的

  • SUPPORT?

    支持?

  • >> UTAH JAZZ?

    >> 猶他爵士樂?

  • WITH.

    與:

  • >> YEAH?

    >> YEAH?

  • I KNOW WHO HE HIS NFL TEAM IS.

    我知道他的NFL球隊是誰。

  • >> WHO IS THAT.

    >> 那是誰。

  • >> James: CARDINALS.

    >> 詹姆斯。卡丁魚隊:

  • >> COME ON.

    >> 來吧。

  • OFF THE TOP OF THE DOME, OFF THE TOP OF THE DOME I DON'T EVEN

    在穹頂上,在穹頂上,我甚至都不知道

  • FOLLOW FOOTBALLK I ONLY KNOW ABOUT THE CARDINALS BECAUSE OF

    跟隨FootballK,我只知道卡迪納斯隊,因為。

  • JERRY MAGUIRE WITH.

    傑裡-馬奎爾與:

  • >> WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE CARDINALS PLAY THE SAINTS.

    >> 卡丁人隊對陣聖徒隊會發生什麼?

  • >> >> James: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT

    >> >> 詹姆斯。我不知道,什麼

  • DOES HAPPEN WHEN THE CARDINALS PLAY THE SAINTS.

    當卡丁人隊對陣聖徒隊時,就會發生。

  • >> IT IS PROBABLY A NARROW CARDINALS WIN, YOU KNOW, LIKE A

    >> 這可能是一個狹隘的卡迪納斯隊的勝利,你知道,就像一個。

  • 24-21 SITUATION.

    24-21情況。

  • COULD GO THE OTHER WAY TOO THOUGH.

    可以走其他的路,但。

  • >> James: HARD TO KNOW.

    >> 詹姆斯。很難知道。

  • BUT THEY, THIS IS TRUE, THE POPE, THE PUMP, THE POPE AND THE

    但他們,這是真實的,教皇,泵,教皇和。

  • NBA PLAYERS EVEN PLAYED A PICKUP GAME AND THE POPE WAS INCREDIBLE

    NBA球員甚至玩了一場皮卡遊戲,而教皇也是不可思議的。

  • ON DEFENSE THANKS TO HIS BRAND NEW HAT.

    在防守中,由於他的全新帽子。

  • AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

    我們想給你看這個。

  • A BELGIAN CITY IS GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION FOR THEIR CHRISTMAS

    比利時一個城市的聖誕節得到了很多人的關注。

  • DECORATIONS BECAUSE THEIR LIGHTS LOOK LIKE, WELL, SEE FOR

    裝飾品,因為他們的燈光看起來,嗯,看到的。

  • YOURSELF I MEAN LOOK, WE'RE ALL EXCITED ABOUT THE HOLIDAY.

    我是說你自己,我是說,我們都在為假期興奮。

  • WE NEVER DISAPPOINTMENT WE LOVE A GOOD PENIS STORY AT THE "LATE,

    我們從來沒有失望,我們喜歡一個好的陰莖故事在 "晚。

  • LATE SHOW," THAT IS A FACT.

    晚間秀",這是一個事實。

  • IF THERE IS ANYTHING OUT THERE THAT VAGUELY LOOKS LIKES A

    如果有什麼東西在那裡,看起來像一個... ...

  • PENIS, WE WILL FIND IT, WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.

    陰莖,我們會找到它,我們會談論它。

  • >> THAT'S OUR LANE, SORRY, SORRY JON OLIVER, IF YOU WANT A PENIS

    >> 那是我們的地盤,對不起,對不起,喬恩-奧利弗,如果你想要一個小雞雞的話

  • JOKE.

    玩笑。

  • >> YEAH, WE'RE NOT AS GOOD AS REALLY DECENT A HUGE PIECE OF

    >> 是的,我們並不像真正的好,好的一大塊。

  • SOCIAL INJUSTICE PENIS STORIES, WE ARE OUT IN FRONT.

    社會不公陰莖的故事,我們在前面。

  • >> WE'LL TAKE A CLOSER LOOK, ALL RIGHT.

    >> 我們將採取更仔細的檢查,所有的權利。

  • >> OH.

    >> OH.

  • >> 100 PERCENT.

    >> 100%。

  • CAN WE SEE THE PHOTO AGAIN?

    我們可以再看一次照片嗎?

  • I MEAN LOOK IT'S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET, LIKE THAT IS A

    我的意思是,看看這不是還沒有感恩節,像這是一個。

  • CLASSIC CASE OF PREMATURE DECORATION.

    經典的高級裝飾案例。

  • I MEAN THESE DECORATIONS GIVE A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE

    我的意思是這些裝飾給這個階段帶來了全新的意義。

  • BLOWOUT THE CANDLES.

    吹熄蠟燭。

  • AND FINALLY IF YOU THINK YOU'RE IN THE GUTTER NOW, YOU'RE NOT,

    最後,如果你認為你現在已經進了墳墓,那就不是了。

  • YOU'RE NOT, I KNOW YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS AS LOW AS WE COULD

    你不是,我知道你以為我們能做到的最低限度了。

  • SCRAPE, IT IS NOT.

    SCRAPE,它不是。

  • WE GOT SOMEWHERE ELSE TO GO, BABY.

    我們還有別的地方要去,寶貝。

  • BECAUSE FINALLY AN ONLINE FOOD DELIVERY SERVICE RELEASED AN

    因為終於有一個在線食品配送服務發佈了一個。

  • ADVERTISEMENT WITH A RATHER EMBARRASSING PUNKATION ERA

    廣告與一個更令人尷尬的朋克時代。

  • PROMOTING A RON DONE RESTAURANT NAMED ANU'S KITCHEN.

    推廣一家名為 "ANU'S KITCHEN "的RON DONE餐廳。

  • AND THEY LEFT OUT A CRUCIAL APOSTROPHE AND THEY SPELT IT

    他們留下了一個關鍵性的使徒,並寫了下來

  • LIKE THIS.

    像這樣。

  • (LAUGHTER) AND ON THE ONE HAND IT IS CALLED

    (大笑)而一方面,它又被稱為 "大國"。

  • ANUS KITCHEN, ON THER HAND 15% OFF.

    ANUS KITCHEN, ON THER HAND八五折優惠。

  • I MEAN BASED ON THE NAME, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A RESTAURANT THAT IS

    我的意思是,根據名字,這聽起來像一個餐廳,是。

  • ONLY OPEN ON BIRTHDAYS AND WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES.

    只在生日和結婚週年紀念日開放。

  • THEY HAD ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH THEIR NAME, EVEN WORSE, THESE

    他們的名字已經夠麻煩的了,更糟糕的是,這些人

  • ARE THE HOLIDAY DECORATIONS OUT FRONT.

    是節日的裝飾出前面。

♪ >> James: GOOD EVENING,

>>詹姆斯。晚上好。

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