WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

歡迎來到 "晚間晚間秀"。

IAN, YOU ARE NOT, YOU ARE NOT INTO THAT SRART OF THE SHOW.

艾恩，你不是，你不適合這個節目的風格。

YOU WERE NOT INTO THE START OF THE SHOW THERE IN ANYWAY.

你根本就沒有進入節目的開始階段。

>> I'M SORRY, THERE WAS BREAKING NEWS SO I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE

>> 對不起，有新聞報道，所以我想弄清楚。

OUT IF SHE FOOD FINNING A EL IT INTO THE MONOLOGUE.

如果她的食物FINNING一個EL它在獨白。

>> James: WHAT HAPPENED, TELL US THE NEWS SHOULD WE FINAGLE IF

>> 詹姆斯：發生了什麼事，告訴我們的新聞，我們應該找到如果。

IN.

IN：

>> THE GSA SETTER SPHIED MICHIGAN SO THE BIDEN TRANSITION

>> GSA SETTER SPHIED MICHIGAN SO THE BIDEN TRANSITION(比登轉型)

TEAM CAN START TRANSITIONING.

團隊可以開始轉型。

>> James: LOOK AT THAT.

>> 詹姆斯。看看這個。

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, WHAT, WHAT IS GOING ON.

我不能相信它，什麼，什麼是怎麼回事。

>> James: NEVER LET IT BE SAID WE ARE NOT AT THE FOREFRONT OF

>> James:永遠不要說我們不在最前線

BREAKING NEWS, BABY.

突破性的新聞，寶貝。

>> THE BLEEDING EDGE AND IF THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH I DON'T HAVE TO

>> 《流血的邊緣》，如果這是很好的，我就不需要了。

GO WRITE JOKES ABOUT IT.

去寫關於它的笑話。

>> James: I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE COVERED IT.

>> 詹姆斯。我覺得我們已經覆蓋了它。

I FEEL LIKE IT IS AS FUNNY AS ANYTHING WE NORMALLY DO ON THE

我覺得它和我們平時做的任何事情一樣有趣。

SHOW.

SHOW：

BUT LOOK AT, THAT RIGHT ON THE FOREFRONT, WE HAVE JUST GIVEN

但是，看看，在前面，我們剛剛給了。

YOU BREAKING NEWS YOU ALREADY HEARD ABOUT.

你已經聽到的突發新聞。

SEVEN HOURS AGO.

七個小時前。

>> FRESH.

>> 新鮮。

>> James: BUT STICK AROUND CUZ THERE IS A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU.

>> 詹姆斯。但堅持下去，因為有一個好節目給你。

TONIGHT WHAT A LINE-UP.

今晚什麼陣容。

TONIGHT WE'LL BE JOINED BY THE INCREDIBLE MICHAEL J FOX IS

今晚，我們將加入由不可思議的邁克爾-J-福克斯是。

GOING TO BE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, ON TOP OF ALL THAT, AND THIS IS

將在今晚的節目中，在所有這些之外，這是

EXCITING, BTS WILL BE PERFORMING THEIR NEW SONG, LIFE GOES ON,

令人興奮的是，BTS將表演他們的新歌，生活還在繼續。

TONIGHT.

今晚。

MICHAEL J FOX, BTS, LIKE IT'S, THIS IS HUGE FOR ME.

MICHAEL J FOX，BTS，喜歡它的，這對我來說是巨大的。

WHERE WERE YOU, DO YOU REMEMBER HOW YOU FELT WHEN YOU WATCHED

你在哪裡，你還記得你看的時候是什麼感覺嗎？

BACK TO THE FUTURE FOR THE FIRST TIME.

回到未來的第一次。

>> Reggie: OH MY LORD, YEAH, I WAS LIKE THE PERFECT AGE FOR IT

>> 雷吉：哦，我的天啊，是的，我當時的年齡正好適合做這個。

IT BLW MY MIND, I LOVE TIME TRAVEL ALREADY BUT THAT WAS

我喜歡時間旅行，但那是...

JUST-- .

只是...

>> James: WHAT WOULD YOU DO, WHERE WOULD YOU GO BACK TO IF

>> 詹姆斯。你會做什麼，你會在哪裡 回到如果。

YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, LIKE WHERE WOULD YOU GONESS WITH

你可以回到過去，就像你要去哪裡一樣。

MAYBE LIKE 1977, NEW YORK CITY, LONDON.

也許像1977年，紐約市，倫敦。

>> James: THAT WHOLE VIBE.

>> 詹姆斯。那整個氛圍。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: IAN, WOULD YOU RATHER GO BACK TO THE FUTURE OR

>> 詹姆斯IAN，你是想回到未來還是... ...

FORWARD TO THE FUTURE.

展望未來。

>> I WOULD GO BACK BUT NOT LIKE SUPERFAR, I WOULD GO TO LIKE

>> 我想回去，但不是像SUPERFAR，我想去像

1996.

1996.

>> James: WHY, WHAT HAPPENED IN '96.

>> 詹姆斯。為什麼，96年發生了什麼。

>> I THINK THAT IS WHEN AMERICA PEAKED.

>> 我想這就是美國的巔峰時期。

I THINK THAT IS WHEN WE PEAK PEAKED T IS NEVER GETTING

我想那就是我們的巔峰時刻，T是永遠不會得到的。

BETTER, SEINFELD, MICHAEL JORD ARCH, WE THOUGHT SNAP EL WAS

更好的，SEINFELD，邁克爾-喬德拱，我們認為SNAP EL是。

HEALTHY-- SNAP EL.

健康--SNAP EL。

>> James: ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY WRITE ABOUT SNAPPLE.

>> 詹姆斯。你絕對是在寫《史努比》嗎。

WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS A HEALTH DRINK.

我們都認為這是一個健康的飲料。

>> SKIP THE SODA AND THEN JUST DRINK JUST SUGAR.

>> 跳過蘇打水，然後只喝糖。

>> James: BUT LET'S GET INTO SOME HEADLINE, PRESIDENT TRUMP'S

>> James: BUT LET'S GET TO HEADLINE, President TRUMP'S.

LEGAL TEAM IS STILL FIGHTING THE ELECTION RESULTS BUT THEY APPEAR

律師團仍在為選舉結果而戰，但他們出現了。

TO BE LOSING SUPPORT AMONG REPUBLICANS.

失去了共和黨人的支持。

IN FACT WHEN FORMER REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE WAS

事實上，當前共和黨州長克里斯-克里斯蒂是

ASKED ABOUT IT THIS WEEKEND HE DID NOT MINCE HIS WORDS.

這個週末被問及此事，他毫不吝嗇自己的言辭。

>> IS IT FINALLY TIME FOR THIS TO END?

>> 終於要結束了嗎？

>> YES, AND WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE IS QUITE FRANKLY THE

>> 是的，發生在這裡的事情是很坦率的。

PRESIDENT'S LEGAL TEAM HAS BEEN A NATIONAL EMBARRASSED.

主席的法律團隊已經成為全國性的尷尬。

>> James: AS OPPOSED TO THE LAST FOUR YEARS WHICH HAD REALLY

>> 詹姆斯。與過去四年相比，這四年真的是

GONE OFF WITHOUT A HITCH, YOU KNOW.

毫無顧忌的走了，你知道的。

I WILL SAY, I DO THINK CHRIS CHRISTIE IS WRONG ABOUT THIS

我想說，我認為耶穌基督在這件事上是錯的。

BEING A NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT, I REALLY, REALLY DO.

作為一個國家的尷尬， 我真的，真的做。

I TALK TO A LOT OF FRIENDS OF MINE AND FAMILY BACK HOME, AND I

我跟我的很多朋友和家人在家裡哈拉，而且我

CAN TELL YOU IF ANYTHING, THIS IS AN INTERNATIONAL

可以告訴你，如果任何事情，這是一個國際。

EMBARRASSMENT.

EMBRARASSMENT。

I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNIER, I THINK THAT WAS MY DELIVERY, I

我認為這是更有趣的，我認為這是我的交付，我。

DIDN'T TAKE THE BREATHE.

沒有采取的呼吸。

BLEEP WHREEP SHOULD I HEAR IT AGAIN OR PLOW ON.

嗶嗶嗶，我是不是應該再聽一遍，或者再推一下。

>> I THINK YOU RUN IT BACK AND PUT ALL THE SAUCE ON IT.

>> 我想你應該把它放回去，然後把所有的醬汁都放上去。

>> Reggie: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

>> 雷吉：是的，沒錯。

>> James: WE'RE GOING TO RUN IT BECOME AND PUT ALL OF THE

>> 詹姆斯。我們將運行它成為並把所有的。

SAUCE ON IT.

醬上它。

I WILL SAY THOUGH, CHRIS CHRISTIE IS WRONG ABOUT THIS

我想說的是，克里斯-克里斯蒂對此是錯誤的。

BEING A NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT THOUGH, HE IS, YOU KNOW, I TALK

雖說他是個全國性的恥辱，但你知道，我說的是事實。

TO A LOT OF PEOPLE BACK HOME, IF ANYTHING, THIS IS MORE OF AN

對很多回家的人來說，如果有的話，這是更多的一個。

INTERNATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT.

國際尷尬：

(LAUGHTER) AND YESTERDAY ONE OF TRUMP'S

(大笑)而今天，特朗普的一個。

LAWYERS SIDNEY POWELL WAS FIRED FOR PROMOTING A CONSPIRACY

西德尼-鮑威爾律師因鼓吹陰謀而被解僱。

THEORY THAT WAS TOO WILD EVEN FOR TRUMP.

這理論對特朗普來說也太瘋狂了。

APPARENTLY SHE MADE BASELESS CLAIMS THAT REPUBLICAN OFFICIALS

顯然，她毫無根據地宣稱，共和黨官員

HAD BEEN INVOLVED IN A PAYOFF SCHEME TO MANIPULATE VOTING

曾參與一個控制投票的付費計劃；

MACHINES.

機器：

HERE'S HOW BIG OF AN EMBARRASSMENT SHE WAS TO THE

這裡有多大的尷尬，她是對的。

TRUMP TEAM.

特朗普團隊。

THE GUY WHO HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE NEXT TO A SEX SHOP,

那個在性商店旁邊舉行新聞發佈會的傢伙。

AND LAST WEEK HAD HAIR DYE RUNNING DOWN HIS FACE AND WHO

上週，頭髮的染料在他的臉上流淌，而誰

WEARS LOAFERS THAT LOOK LIKE CLOWN SHOES, THAT GUY, STILL ON

穿著像小丑鞋一樣的休閒鞋，那個傢伙，還在。

THE TEAM.

團隊：

BUT I SAW THIS COMING.

但我看到這個來了。

I DID.

我做了。

ANY GOOD CONSPIRACY THEORIST WOULD TELL YOU IF YOU REARRANGE

任何一個好的陰謀論者都會告訴你，如果你改變了方向

THE LETTERS IN SIDNEY POWELL, YOU GET NEEDY PILLOWS WHICH IS

在SIDNEY POWELL的字母，你得到NEEDY PILLOWS，這是

OBVIOUSLY A NOD TO THE MY PILLOW C.E.O. WHO INVENTED CORONAVIRUS

顯然是向發明冠狀病毒的我的枕頭C. E. O.致敬

TO DE STABILIZE THE NECK SUPPORT INDUSTRY.

爭取使頸部支撐產業穩定發展；

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> James: I GOT TO BE HONEST, I SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON THE

>> 詹姆斯。我得說實話，我花了很多時間在上

INTERNET THIS WEEKEND.

INTERNET本週末。

AND WHILE IT'S STILL NOT CLEAR WHETHER TRUMP WILL EVER CONCEDE

雖然它仍然不清楚特朗普是否會永遠準許。

THE ELECTION TO JOE BIDEN, TWITTER HAS WEIGHED IN AND

選舉喬伊-比登，Twitter已經衡量了，並。

ANNOUNCE THEY WILL AUTOMATICALLY TRANSFER THE POTUS ACCOUNT TO

宣佈他們將自動把總統的賬戶轉到。

BIDEN ON INAUGURATION DAY.

比登在就職典禮當天。

BUT THAT CAN'T STOP TRUMP FROM CHANGING THE PASSWORD AT THE

但是，這不能阻止特朗普改變密碼，在美國。

LAST SECOND TO BIDEN SUX69.

最後一秒比登SUX69。

I MEAN TRUMP MOSTLY TWEETS FROM HIS PERSONAL ACCOUNT ANYWAY.

我的意思是說，無論如何，特朗普都會用他的個人賬戶發微博。

HE ONLY USES THE POTUS ACCOUNT FOR IMPORTANT PRESIDENTIAL

他只用總統賬戶來處理重要的總統事務。

BUSINESS LIKE RETWEETING EVERYTHING FROM HIS PERSONAL

業務喜歡轉發他個人的一切。

ACCOUNT.

帳戶：

MEAN WHALE TRUMP IS STAYING PRETTY MUCH OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT

卑鄙小人特朗普一直沒有出現在聚光燈下。

WHICH IS NOT SOMETHING HE TYPICALLY DOES.

這不是他典型的做法。

IN FACT TRUMP AVERAGED ABOUT 48 MINUTES ON CAMERA EVERY DAY IN

事實上，特朗普在美國每天平均有48分鐘的鏡頭。

2020, BUT HAS ONLY SPENT ROUGHLY 50 MINUTES TOTAL ON CAMERA SINCE

2020年，但只花了大約50分鐘的總鏡頭，自

THE ELECTION.

選舉。

I'M SURE THE PRESIDENT, HE IS BUSY, PUTTING THE FINISHING

我敢肯定總統很忙，他在做最後的修飾。

TOUCHES TO HIS DETAILED PLAN FOR THE PANDEMIC.

觸及到他對PANDEMIC的詳細計劃。

HE WANTS IT TO BE PERFECT.

他希望它是完美的。

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK HE IS DOING, HONESTLY, BINGE WATCHING

你知道我認為他在做什麼嗎，老實說，賓格觀察。

THE CROWN, I THINK IS HE IN THE WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW GOING I

皇冠，我想他現在是不是在白宮裡？

LOVE DINAH, PERFECT TEN.

愛DINAH，完美的十。

YOU SEE HER ON ROLLER SKATES, WOW.

你看她在輪滑鞋，哇。

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW?

今晚的演出你要穿什麼？

YOU LOOK LIKE THIS SHOW IS AN INCONVENIENCE TO YOU ON THE WAY

你看起來像這個節目是一個麻煩你的方式。

TO THE FARMER'S MARKET.

到農貿市場。

(LAUGHTER) WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

這裡到底發生了什麼？

WHAT, WHAT IS HAPPENING?

什麼，發生了什麼事？

LIKE-- HANG ON, JUST TALK ME THROUGH IT, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

就像... ... 等一下，只是告訴我通過它， 發生了什麼事？

>> I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO GET DRESSED FOR THE SHOW.

>> 我完全忘了穿衣服去看演出。

RIGHT BEFORE WE STARTED I SAID HEY MAN, ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR

就在我們開始之前，我說，嘿，夥計，你要穿上

THAT JACKET.

那件外套。

>> James: SO WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> 詹姆斯。所以，你是什麼意思？

I WERE HERE AND THEN THEY WENT OH, THE SHOW STARTING AND WERE

我在這裡，然後他們走了，哦，表演開始了，然後我們

YOU LIKE OH, WELL, I'LL GO WITH IT, I'M GOING TO GO WITH THIS

你想，哦，好吧，我會跟它一起去，我要去與這個

WHOLE DAD ON THE-- LINE ON A MIDDLE LEAGUE GAME.

整個爸爸在... ... 線上的中場比賽。

>> YEAH, THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED.

>> 是的，這就是發生的事情。

>> James: WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, GOOD FOR YOU.

>> 詹姆斯。嗯，對你有好處，對你有好處。

MEANWHILE PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN IS MOVING FORWARD WITH HIS

與此同時，候任主席比登正在推進他的...。

TRANSITION INTO THE NEW ADMINISTRATION AND HAS ALREADY

過渡到新的行政當局，並已開始了對新的行政當局的過渡。

BEGUN TO NAME CABINET MEMBERS.

開始點名內閣成員：

TODAY HE ANNOUNCED HE WILL BE NOMINATING HIS LONGTIME FOREIGN

今天，他宣佈將提名他的長期外交官。

POLICY AIDE ANTHONY BLINKEN AS SECRETARY OF STATE.

政策助理安迪-布林肯出任國務卿。

THIS IS THE RETURN TO NORMALCY WE NEED, A REGULAR BORING GUY

這就是我們所需要的迴歸正常，一個正常的無聊的傢伙。

WHOSE NAME I CAN BARELY PRONOUNCE.

誰的名字我幾乎不能發音。

YOU KNOW?

你知道嗎？

HERE'S ANTHONY BLINKEN HERE, LOOK AT THAT.

這裡的安東尼閃爍在這裡，看那個。

IF NOTHING ELSE, NOW WE AT LEAST KNOW WHAT JACH BRAFF IS GOING TO

如果不這樣做，現在我們至少知道JACH BRAFF要做什麼了。

LOOK LIKE IN 15 YEARS TIME.

看起來像在15年的時間。

I LIKE SEEING THIS.

我喜歡看這個。

I DO.

我做的。

FINALLY A MEMBER OF THE CABINET WHO DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE VILAN

終於有一個不像維蘭的內閣成員了。

IN AN '80S KIDS MOVIE.

在一個80年代的兒童電影。

YOU KNOW, INSTEAD HE LOOKS LIKE A GUY WHO HAS GOT ONE LINE IN AN

你知道，在他看來，他就像一個人誰有一個線在一個。

EARLY 2,000 POLITICAL DRAMA.

早期的2000年政治戲劇。

SIR, IT'S TIME TO GO.

先生，該走了。

AND DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS, THIS MORNING, SEVERAL NBA PLAYERS HAD

你們看到了嗎，今天早上，許多NBA球員都有了。

AN UNPRECEDENTED MEETING WITH POPE FRANCIS TO DISCUSS SOCIAL

與弗朗西斯教皇緊急會晤，討論社會問題。

JUSTICE ISSUES.

司法問題：

I MEAN THIS FEELS LIKE THAT EPISODE OF SCOOBY DOO WHERE HE

我的意思是，這感覺就像 SCOOBY DOO的那一集，他在那裡

HAD THEY HAD THE HARLEM GLOBE TROARTS, ARE YOU LIKE THIS IS AN

如果他們有哈勒姆暴風雪，你是不是覺得這是一個。

UNEXPECTEDDED COMBO BUT I'M DOWN TO SEE WHERE IT GOES.

意想不到的組合，但我要看看它去哪裡。

THE NBA PLAYERS APPARENTLY DISCUSSED AMERICAN SOCIAL ISSUES

NBA球員顯然討論了美國的社會問題。

WITH THE POPE.

與教皇。

SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES AND CAN'T REALLY

有人誰不住在美國，並不能真正的

DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

做任何事情。

SO I THINK IT IS STARTING TO SEEMIC LOO THE POPE JUST WANTED

所以我想它開始看起來像... ... 教皇只是想...

TO MEET SOME NBA PLAYERS.

去見一些NBA球員。

LIKE I NEVER SAW THIS, DID YOU HAVE THE POPE DOWN AS A

就像我從來沒有看到過這個，你有教皇下來作為一個。

BASKETBALL FAN, IAN?

籃球迷，IAN？

>> I DON'T KNOW, I'M PRETTY JEWISH SO I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF

>> 我不知道，我是漂亮的猶太人，所以我沒有很多的。

OPINIONS ON THE POPE IN GENERAL.

對教皇的一般看法：

>> BUT YOU SEE-- WHAT IS HIS TEAM, WHO IS THE POPE GOING TO

>> 但你看 -- 他的團隊是什麼，誰是教皇要去的

SUPPORT?

支持？

>> UTAH JAZZ?

>> 猶他爵士樂？

WITH.

與：

>> YEAH?

>> YEAH？

I KNOW WHO HE HIS NFL TEAM IS.

我知道他的NFL球隊是誰。

>> WHO IS THAT.

>> 那是誰。

>> James: CARDINALS.

>> 詹姆斯。卡丁魚隊：

>> COME ON.

>> 來吧。

OFF THE TOP OF THE DOME, OFF THE TOP OF THE DOME I DON'T EVEN

在穹頂上，在穹頂上，我甚至都不知道

FOLLOW FOOTBALLK I ONLY KNOW ABOUT THE CARDINALS BECAUSE OF

跟隨FootballK，我只知道卡迪納斯隊，因為。

JERRY MAGUIRE WITH.

傑裡-馬奎爾與：

>> WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE CARDINALS PLAY THE SAINTS.

>> 卡丁人隊對陣聖徒隊會發生什麼？

>> >> James: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT

>> >> 詹姆斯。我不知道，什麼

DOES HAPPEN WHEN THE CARDINALS PLAY THE SAINTS.

當卡丁人隊對陣聖徒隊時，就會發生。

>> IT IS PROBABLY A NARROW CARDINALS WIN, YOU KNOW, LIKE A

>> 這可能是一個狹隘的卡迪納斯隊的勝利，你知道，就像一個。

24-21 SITUATION.

24-21情況。

COULD GO THE OTHER WAY TOO THOUGH.

可以走其他的路，但。

>> James: HARD TO KNOW.

>> 詹姆斯。很難知道。

BUT THEY, THIS IS TRUE, THE POPE, THE PUMP, THE POPE AND THE

但他們，這是真實的，教皇，泵，教皇和。

NBA PLAYERS EVEN PLAYED A PICKUP GAME AND THE POPE WAS INCREDIBLE

NBA球員甚至玩了一場皮卡遊戲，而教皇也是不可思議的。

ON DEFENSE THANKS TO HIS BRAND NEW HAT.

在防守中，由於他的全新帽子。

AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

我們想給你看這個。

A BELGIAN CITY IS GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION FOR THEIR CHRISTMAS

比利時一個城市的聖誕節得到了很多人的關注。

DECORATIONS BECAUSE THEIR LIGHTS LOOK LIKE, WELL, SEE FOR

裝飾品，因為他們的燈光看起來，嗯，看到的。

YOURSELF I MEAN LOOK, WE'RE ALL EXCITED ABOUT THE HOLIDAY.

我是說你自己，我是說，我們都在為假期興奮。

WE NEVER DISAPPOINTMENT WE LOVE A GOOD PENIS STORY AT THE "LATE,

我們從來沒有失望，我們喜歡一個好的陰莖故事在 "晚。

LATE SHOW," THAT IS A FACT.

晚間秀"，這是一個事實。

IF THERE IS ANYTHING OUT THERE THAT VAGUELY LOOKS LIKES A

如果有什麼東西在那裡，看起來像一個... ...

PENIS, WE WILL FIND IT, WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.

陰莖，我們會找到它，我們會談論它。

>> THAT'S OUR LANE, SORRY, SORRY JON OLIVER, IF YOU WANT A PENIS

>> 那是我們的地盤，對不起，對不起，喬恩-奧利弗，如果你想要一個小雞雞的話

JOKE.

玩笑。

>> YEAH, WE'RE NOT AS GOOD AS REALLY DECENT A HUGE PIECE OF

>> 是的，我們並不像真正的好，好的一大塊。

SOCIAL INJUSTICE PENIS STORIES, WE ARE OUT IN FRONT.

社會不公陰莖的故事，我們在前面。

>> WE'LL TAKE A CLOSER LOOK, ALL RIGHT.

>> 我們將採取更仔細的檢查，所有的權利。

>> OH.

>> OH.

>> 100 PERCENT.

>> 100％。

CAN WE SEE THE PHOTO AGAIN?

我們可以再看一次照片嗎？

I MEAN LOOK IT'S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET, LIKE THAT IS A

我的意思是，看看這不是還沒有感恩節，像這是一個。

CLASSIC CASE OF PREMATURE DECORATION.

經典的高級裝飾案例。

I MEAN THESE DECORATIONS GIVE A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE

我的意思是這些裝飾給這個階段帶來了全新的意義。

BLOWOUT THE CANDLES.

吹熄蠟燭。

AND FINALLY IF YOU THINK YOU'RE IN THE GUTTER NOW, YOU'RE NOT,

最後，如果你認為你現在已經進了墳墓，那就不是了。

YOU'RE NOT, I KNOW YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS AS LOW AS WE COULD

你不是，我知道你以為我們能做到的最低限度了。

SCRAPE, IT IS NOT.

SCRAPE，它不是。

WE GOT SOMEWHERE ELSE TO GO, BABY.

我們還有別的地方要去，寶貝。

BECAUSE FINALLY AN ONLINE FOOD DELIVERY SERVICE RELEASED AN

因為終於有一個在線食品配送服務發佈了一個。

ADVERTISEMENT WITH A RATHER EMBARRASSING PUNKATION ERA

廣告與一個更令人尷尬的朋克時代。

PROMOTING A RON DONE RESTAURANT NAMED ANU'S KITCHEN.

推廣一家名為 "ANU'S KITCHEN "的RON DONE餐廳。

AND THEY LEFT OUT A CRUCIAL APOSTROPHE AND THEY SPELT IT

他們留下了一個關鍵性的使徒，並寫了下來

LIKE THIS.

像這樣。

(LAUGHTER) AND ON THE ONE HAND IT IS CALLED

(大笑)而一方面，它又被稱為 "大國"。

ANUS KITCHEN, ON THER HAND 15% OFF.

ANUS KITCHEN, ON THER HAND八五折優惠。

I MEAN BASED ON THE NAME, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A RESTAURANT THAT IS

我的意思是，根據名字，這聽起來像一個餐廳，是。

ONLY OPEN ON BIRTHDAYS AND WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES.

只在生日和結婚週年紀念日開放。

THEY HAD ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH THEIR NAME, EVEN WORSE, THESE

他們的名字已經夠麻煩的了，更糟糕的是，這些人

ARE THE HOLIDAY DECORATIONS OUT FRONT.

是節日的裝飾出前面。