Eyes immediately.

眼神立刻。

Move this desk closer.

把這張桌子移近一點。

I'm getting Don.

我得到了唐。

She right before Thanksgiving.

她就在感恩節前。

We didn't move the desk, Al.

我們沒動過桌子，艾爾。

You know, I just wanted the folks at home don't know that.

你知道，我只是想讓家裡的人不知道。

One of the nice things about this program when your guest on the show, you actually get in your dressing room?

這個節目的一個好處是，當你的嘉賓在節目中，你真的進入你的更衣室？

Conan O'Brien stuff.

柯南・奧布萊恩的周邊商品。

Yeah, that's true.

是的，這是真的。

They get this.

他們得到這個。

But you know what?

但你知道嗎？

I'm so lucky just coming on this show.

剛來這個節目的時候，我很幸運。

I'm not keeping this for myself.

我不會為自己保留這個。

Ladies and gentlemen e just want to give something back to the people way no more.

女士們，先生們，我只是想回饋人民的方式沒有更多。

That was an inspired gesture.

這是一個靈感的姿態。

I already wanted to e I think I should give something back to the people.

我已經想e了，我想我應該回報人民。

Yes, ideo way.

是的，ideo方式。

Incoming!

來了！

Oh, man, Andy.

哦，夥計，安迪。

And for those of you who weren't at home who weren't fortunate enough to see that Andy clock the woman sitting inside.

而對於那些不在家的人來說，誰也沒能有幸看到那個安迪鍾坐在裡面的女人。

But you know she's still smiling.

但你知道她還在笑。

E didn't want to get any closer.

E不想再靠近了。

I gotta step up on the back of their ticket.

我得站在他們的票的後面。

You Actually, NBC has no responsibility in case you're injured by a fellow.

其實，NBC是沒有責任的，萬一你被同伴打傷了。

That's right.

是的

So poor the lava stagehands.

所以可憐的熔岩驛站的人。

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

How have you been?

你最近怎麼樣？

How are you Good.

你怎麼好。

Good feeling.

好的感覺。

Good.

很好啊

Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving coming.

感恩節，感恩節來了。

Coming up.

即將到來的。

You know, one of the things I'm a little upset about.

你知道，我有點不高興的事情之一。

What's that?

那是什麼？

Right.

好吧，我知道了

Hey, let's settle down.

嘿，讓我們安頓下來。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Tony.

託尼

Jacket that man, man, actually, did you see that?

夾克那個人，其實，你看到了嗎？

It fits.

它適合。

That jacket fits beautifully on that.

那件外套穿在身上很合適。

Fabulous.

妙不可言

It fits beautifully.

它很適合。

You know, those pats would look good on him.

你知道嗎，這些巴掌拍在他身上會很好看。

Things isn't a cable show yet.

事情還不是一個有線電視節目。

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

Sleeve these on.

套上這些。

Right now.

現在就去

You know the one big problem Your show is taping right now?

你知道你的節目現在正在錄製的一個大問題嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

The Leno show is taping right now.

萊諾的節目正在錄製中。

Right upstairs.

就在樓上。

Donaghy was taping right now.

Donaghy正在錄製。

The problem is there no elevators for those of us who work here.

問題是我們這些在這裡工作的人沒有電梯。

Really?

真的嗎？

I've been waiting 10 minutes ago, I think.

我想我已經等了10分鐘了。

Look, you folks paid didn't pay anything to get in here.

聽著，你們這些人不花錢就能進來的。

You ought to just walk your butts up here next time.

你下次應該走到這裡來。

Oh, no.

哦，不

You know what's too bad?

你知道什麼是最糟糕的嗎？

You know what?

你知道嗎？

You won the crowd over by giving them something now.

你現在給他們一些東西，就贏得了民眾的支持。

You pissed the money, but the challenge is getting back now.

你尿了錢，但現在的挑戰是找回。

They're gonna want this watch.

他們會想要這塊表的

Good night.

晚上好

Everybody drive safely.

大家安全駕駛。

Hey, can I mean there's more shows taping in this in this place?

嘿，我的意思是在這個地方還有更多的節目在錄製嗎？

It's crazy.

太瘋狂了

It's insane.

這是瘋狂的。

It's just like around here.

就像這裡一樣。

I mean, with the tree is going up for the big lighting.

我的意思是，與樹是怎麼回事了 大照明。

And the tree is actually right outside your guys in the studio.

而這棵樹其實就在你們工作室的外面。

Right?

對吧？

So they're getting ready.

所以他們在準備。

Put that a funny story.

把它變成一個有趣的故事。

I was walking.

我當時在走。

They've got wooden scaffolding all around it, and I'm getting across the street yesterday and there's a couple standing on the corner and the guys looking up going, I don't know.

他們周圍都是木頭腳手架，我昨天在街對面，有一對夫婦站在街角，那些人抬頭看去，我不知道。

I guess they're getting ready to one credit.

我想他們已經準備好一功。

Yeah.

是啊。

Wait.

等一下

Can you imagine the box, I think came in.

你能想象那個盒子嗎，我想是裝在裡面的。

Now you say, Are you gonna be doing the Thanksgiving Day parade?

現在你說，你要參加感恩節的遊行嗎？

Well, I don't.

嗯，我不知道。

Willard Willard Scott is co hosting the parade with Couric.

威拉德-威拉德-斯科特將與庫裡奇共同主持遊行。

And, uh, I'm going tomorrow night to do the news.

還有，呃，我明天晚上要去做新聞。

The local news from where they start blowing the balloons up, which is up by, uh, Central Park West on 78th Street.

在地新聞，他們開始吹氣球的地方，就是78街的中央公園西側。

I didn't do it last year because there was an unfortunate incident I was walking along.

去年我沒有做，因為有一個不幸的事件，我走在路上。

They were supposed to blow up the Shamu balloon.

他們本該炸掉深武氣球的。

Some guy mistook me and oh, no, surgically removing a helium hose.

有人誤以為我，哦，不對，是用手術取出一根氦氣管。

It just wasn't e.

這只是不e。

You don't have no idea.

你不知道

Maybe you do, Andy.

也許你有，安迪。

but I mean Oh, but you know Oh, now you're gonna have to just give them money.

但我的意思是，哦，但你知道哦， 現在你要去有 只是給他們錢。

Oh, how much you got on you?

哦，你身上有多少錢？

Wow, This is a tough crowd.

哇，這是一個艱難的人群。

Stick around after the show.

節目結束後留下來。

You're going to get $400,000 in small bill, considering you didn't pay to get in here.

考慮到你不是花錢進來的，你會得到40萬的小鈔。

This is a good deal.

這是個好買賣。

Our crowd pays to get in.

我們的觀眾花錢才能進去。

Oh, sorry.

哦，對不起。

Yeah, e just want the folks at home to be impressed.

是啊，我們只是想讓家裡的人留下深刻的印象。

But But, no, it's, you know, it's It's just the big Thanksgiving Day thing, and I tryto basically watch it on television.

但是... ...但是，不，這是，你知道，這是... ...這只是一個大的感恩節的事情， 我試圖基本上看電視。

That's the best place to watch it.

那是最好的觀看地點。

Sitting at home, sitting there and watching Willard put on funny hats with You know, that zest safe at home.

坐在家裡，坐在那裡，看著威拉德把有趣的帽子與你知道，那熱情安全的家。

You're safe.

你是安全的。

Nobody's throwing chestnuts at you.

沒有人向你扔栗子。

That's good.

那就好

Good for you.

對你有好處

What a nice, nice image of the holidays.

多麼美好的，美好的節日畫面。

Basically.

基本上是這樣

Now I understand that you you brought a clip with you?

現在我明白了，你... ...你帶了個夾子？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Does this clip need any setting up?

這個片段是否需要任何設置？

Actually, it does.

事實上，它是。

What you need to know is there's a cold front coming in.

你需要知道的是，有一個冷鋒來了。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Well, let's Let's take a look at the at Al Brokers clip.

好吧，讓我們來看看艾爾經紀人的片段。

Roll it, please.

滾動它，請。

Dana cold front pushing through.

達納冷鋒推過。

And with that cold front, high pressure builds in coldest air of the season Twenties, north and west tonight, thirties and forties everywhere Else that cool air is going to stay on top of us for the next 48 hours.

伴隨著冷鋒的到來，本季最冷的空氣高氣壓也隨之而來 今晚北邊和西邊有二十多度，到處都是三十多度和四十多度的冷空氣 在接下來的48小時裡，這些冷空氣會一直停留在我們頭上

Thank you.

謝謝你了

That was very that was very powerful.

那是非常那是非常強大的。

And that's over the air free television.

而這就是空中免費電視。

Very.

很好

That was powerful stuff.

這是強大的東西。

Fantastic.

妙不可言

Roper at his finest.

羅珀在他最好的時候。

Well, yeah, I was hoping for better, but it didn't work.

嗯，是的，我希望有更好的，但它沒有工作。

No, that's good enough.

不，這已經很好了。

What about this hurricane?

那這次的颶風呢？

I want to get Gordon.

我想去找戈登

I wanna get you heard of Hurricane Gordon.

我想讓你聽說過 "戈登 "颶風。

It's called Gordon.

它叫戈登。

E name is Gordon.

我叫戈登

That's why it was such a screwy hurricane.

所以才會有這麼大的颶風。

It was Gordon.

是戈登

Well, the one before was the next one that was supposed to be Fabio things.

嗯，之前的那個是下一個，應該是法比奧的事情。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

There's a hurricane Fabio.

有一個颶風法比奧。

Yes, there is, but it doesn't do much.

是的，有，但沒有什麼作用。