You are figuring out a way to still be fashionable

你是在想辦法讓自己仍然保持時尚的狀態

even during this pandemic, check this out.

即使是在這次大流行期間，看看這個。

I know that you don't need to check it out,

我知道你不用查了。

but I want my audience to see,

但我想讓我的觀眾看到。

this is you matching your mask to your shoes,

這是你把你的面具和你的鞋子匹配起來。

which is, I mean, I can't imagine.

這是，我的意思是，我不能想象，

That's high-level, Conan.

那是高級別的，柯南。

Yeah, that is, that is operating

是的，那是，那是操作

in the upper 99th percentile.

在99%以上。

Who thinks of that? That's incredible.

誰會想到這些？太不可思議了

You're figuring out a way

你在想辦法

to make the mask a fashion statement.

以使面膜成為一種時尚宣言。

Let me tell you who thinks of that, a fashion icon.

讓我告訴你，誰會這麼想，一個時尚偶像。

(laughing)

（笑）

But you're not a fashion icon.

但你不是時尚偶像。

Wait a minute, yes you are! Oh, but she is!

等一下，是的，你是！哦，但她是！

Conan, here's the thing.

柯南，事情是這樣的

I don't go anywhere.

我哪兒也不去

I am one of those people who is terrified of this pandemic

我也是其中一個對這種流行病感到恐懼的人。

and COVID, and so if there were some sort of actual bubble

和COVID，是以，如果有某種實際的保麗龍，

I could be in, I would do it.

我可以加入，我會做的。

That was me visiting my products at Ulta

那是我在Ulta參觀我的產品

because Ulta Beauty carries Pattern, my haircare products,

因為Ulta Beauty有Pattern，我的護髮產品。

and I wanted to see them

我想看看他們

because we have a whole bunch of new shelf space.

因為我們有一大堆新的貨架空間。

So while I've been home,

所以當我在家的時候

I have continued shopping, and it's a lot of masks.

我繼續逛街了，而且是很多面膜。

So I have purchased some, a beautiful collection of masks

所以我買了一些，漂亮的面膜系列。

that never get used, and that day I got to coordinate.

從未用過的，而那天我得到了協調。

Nice, nice.

不錯，不錯。

But most, you know, I just go to work

但大多數情況下，你知道，我只是去工作。

with the mask and then I'm home, I don't go anywhere.

帶著面具，然後我就回家了，我哪兒也不去。

You mentioned you have this hair care line.

你提到你有這個護髮系列。

Yes, so my haircare line is called Pattern,

是的，所以我的護髮系列叫Pattern。

and it's in stores at Ulta Beauty.

而它在Ulta Beauty的商店裡。

And then it's also available online.

然後在網上也可以買到。

I think you might be as hair obsessed as I am.

我想你可能和我一樣對頭髮很著迷。

I've been hair obsessed since I was a kid,

我從小就對頭髮情有獨鍾。

I wanted my hair to look like Elvis.

我想讓我的頭髮看起來像貓王。

I wanted it to look like a Jack Lord on "Hawaii Five-0."

我想讓它看起來像 "夏威夷5 -0 "裡的傑克-洛德。

I wanted a swoosh and a sweep and I never grew out of it.

我想來個俯衝和掃蕩，卻一直沒有長大。

I don't know what the problem is.

我不知道問題出在哪裡。

So maybe you have some products.

所以，也許你有一些產品。

Do you have anything that I could use

你有什麼東西可以讓我用的嗎？

or is it, is it no guys allowed?

還是說，是不允許男生進入？

No, first of all, I don't think hair has a gender,

不，首先，我不認為頭髮有性別之分。

and I agree with you, I feel like it's,

我同意你的說法，我覺得它的。

hair is a form of expression

頭髮是一種表達方式

and it's one of the ways I know for you.

這也是我知道你的方法之一。

Like, it's like an extension of your personality for me too.

對我來說，這就像你個性的延伸。

My favorite thing is when you do this,

我最喜歡的就是你這樣做的時候。

whenever you do the, yes, it's one of my favorite things.

每當你做的，是的，這是我最喜歡的事情之一。

It's one of my favorite things you do.

這是我最喜歡你做的事情之一。

You know what's interesting, it started out as,

你知道什麼是有趣的，它開始了。

what I thought that it was my way

我以為那是我的方式

of attracting a possible female mate.

吸引可能的女性配偶。

And then it turned out that it was really

後來才發現，原來真的是

just a cry for help.

只是一個呼救。

So once that was explained to me, I made my peace with it.

所以，一旦向我解釋了這一點，我就心安理得了。

(laughing)

（笑）

No one was attracted to this, they found it interesting,

沒有人被吸引，他們覺得有趣。

but I think my wife married me

但我認為我的妻子嫁給了我

despite the croissant on top of my head.

儘管我的頭頂上有一個羊角麵包。

I don't know, I bet you if we talked to your wife,

我不知道，我敢打賭，如果我們跟你的妻子。

she would say that your hair is also,

她會說，你的頭髮也是。

that she would say it's the third party

她會說是第三者的問題

in your relationship. (both laughing)

在你的關係。（兩個笑）

But um-- That's possibly true, yeah.

但是，嗯... ... 這可能是真的，是的。

I do think I have products that would work for you.

我想我有適合你的產品。

The styling products, because especially if you like a swoop

定型產品，因為特別是如果你喜歡撲騰的話

and a swirl, you know what I mean?

和一個漩渦，你知道我的意思嗎？

And you want to get some like height out of that hair.

而你想得到一些像高度的頭髮。

Oh yeah. Yeah. I bet you that are, you know

哦，是的，是的我敢打賭，你是，你知道的。

probably our stronghold gel or one of those would work.

可能我們的據點凝膠或那些會工作。

I'm going to check it out.

我要去看看。

I'm going to check it out because I'm always looking

我要去看看，因為我一直在尋找。

for the equivalent of hair Viagra,

為相當於發偉哥。

and it sounds like you have that,

聽起來你也有這種情況。

sounds like this gel you have

聽起來像你的這種凝膠

could be really helping me, you know?

可以真正幫助我，你知道嗎？

I don't know that I've ever called it that,

我不知道我曾經這麼叫過。

but in, on that path I would say that

但在，在這條道路上，我想說的是

at my hair company, size matters. (laughs)

在我的髮型公司，大小問題。（笑）

So maybe, maybe it does go with it.

所以，也許，也許它確實是與之相配的。

We have a video of you playing with your hair on,

我們有一個視頻，你玩你的頭髮上。

I guess this was on Instagram.

我想這是在Instagram上。

What?

什麼？

(laughs)

（笑）

What I love about that is again,

我喜歡的又是。

when people learn to have fun with their hair,

當人們學會對自己的頭髮充滿樂趣。

I mean, you suddenly, there are,

我的意思是，你突然，有。

I spent hours without an iPhone

我花了幾個小時沒有iPhone

because I'm just messing around with this thing.

因為我只是在搞這個東西。

And I think I'm better and better for it.

我想我是以而變得越來越好。

In order for us to keep each other safe

為了讓我們彼此安全

and to possibly move through this pandemic at some point,

並有可能在某些時候通過這種流行病。

I think we've all had to really change our habits,

我想我們都必須真正改變自己的習慣。

and sort of what we lean to.

也算是我們靠的。

And so if giving your hair a swirl

所以，如果給你的頭髮一個漩渦

and spending 10 minutes playing stupidly with yourself,

並花10分鐘的時間和自己傻傻地玩。

I think it's worth it.

我認為這是值得的。

You should phrase that differently.

你應該換個說法。

Probably.

也許吧