Thank you.

謝謝你了

Hello.

你好啊

It is so good to see you.

見到你真好

I see your hair has grown Even though you've cut it and it's grown again, it's no matter what I do it, uh, it refuses to be quieted during this time.

我看你的頭髮都長出來了，雖然你剪了，又長出來了，但這段時間不管我怎麼做，呃，它都不肯安靜下來。

It has.

它有。

I don't think your hair should ever be quiet.

我覺得你的頭髮不應該永遠安靜。

I think you could scream as loudly as it wants to.

我想你可以大聲尖叫，因為它想。

Conan.

柯南

Yeah, it was very, you know, worried about the elections.

是的，它是非常，你知道， 擔心選舉。

And it's been, uh, it's just it is expressing a lot of inner turmoil right now.

而且它一直，呃，只是它現在表達了很多內心的動盪。

Yeah, I think somebody's got Thio.

是的，我想有人抓住了Thio.

Someone's got to Let's let's talk about you and then talk much more about me.

有人要讓我們談談你，然後再多談談我。

Um, congratulations.

嗯，恭喜你。

You were named fashion icon of 2020 at the People's Choice Awards on Sunday.

在週日的人民選擇獎上，你被評為2020年的時尚偶像。

Now I congratulate you.

現在我祝賀你。

That is also a lot of pressure because you are a fashion icon.

這也是一個很大的壓力，因為你是一個時尚偶像。

Now, listen, I It didn't feel like a lot of pressure to me.

現在，聽著，我... ...我並不覺得有多大的壓力。

It felt like it finally validated my shopping habit, and I finally like you could put a I have to buy this.

感覺終於驗證了我的購物習慣，我終於像你可以把一個我必須買這個。

I'm a fashion icon.

我是一個時尚偶像。

And now you know, these are my pajama scone.

現在你知道了，這些是我的睡衣烤餅。

And this is now what?

而現在是什麼？

I sleep it.

我睡了它。

No, not true.

不，不是這樣的。

I actually stole this from my both Johnson's wardrobe, but work very nice.

其實我是從我的兩個約翰遜的衣櫃裡偷來的，但工作非常好。

I take things from wardrobe whenever I can.

我儘可能地從衣櫃裡拿東西。

Mostly underwear, and then I put it back.

大多是內衣，然後我把它放回去。

That's terrible.

太可怕了

That's terrible.

太可怕了

It's, uh I will return this tomorrow.

這是，呃，我將返回這個明天。

Well, you look amazing.

嗯，你看起來驚人。

You always look amazing.

你總是看起來很迷人。

You always go the extra mile.

你總是走得更遠。

Let me just ask you quickly.

讓我快點問你。

I don't even know how an award show works these days.

我都不知道現在的頒獎典禮是怎麼進行的。

Oh, people's choice awards.

哦，人民的選擇獎。

How do you walk?

你是怎麼走路的？

A red carpet And then usually the times when I've gone to an award show.

紅地毯 然後通常是我去參加頒獎典禮的時候。

It's a lot of hugging handshaking, you know, Cheek kisses.

擁抱，握手，你知道，臉頰吻。

What are they doing now?

他們現在在做什麼？

None of that s o I.

這些都不重要

There were on Lee to photographers spread out distance.

有上李到攝影師分佈的距離。

They had partitions between them.

他們之間有隔斷。

Um, you weren't anywhere in proximity to anybody else.

嗯，你是不是在任何地方接近別人。

I actually kind of overlapped with a friend of mine Djamila Jamil, and we automatically magnetically like started walking towards each other.

其實我和我的一個朋友Djamila Jamil有種重疊的感覺，我們自動地像磁力一樣開始走向對方。

But then we just moved into the bows, and it was yes.

但後來我們剛搬進船頭，就成了。

It's so nice to see you and the air hugging, um, the only issue with the red.

看到你和空氣的擁抱真好，嗯，唯一的問題是紅。

Well, there's a ton of issues with all of this.

嗯，這一切都有一大堆問題。

First of all, it's very surreal to keep doing stuff like that in the middle of this, because it feels like What are we doing?

首先，在這中間一直做這樣的事情是非常不真實的，因為感覺我們在做什麼？

This is so weird.

這真是太奇怪了。

And then I would you know, you wear your mask until the last possible moment took my mask off my makeup.

然後我會你知道，你戴著你的面具，直到最後可能的時刻把我的面具從我的化妝品。

My lipstick was like my cheek and other way.

我的口紅就像我的臉頰和其他方式。

It's everywhere.

它無處不在。

Like you probably look like Joaquin Phoenix's Joker, you know, just sort of exactly right exterior and and up on the nose, too.

就像你可能看起來像華金-菲尼克斯的小丑，你知道，只是那種完全正確的外觀和和在鼻子上，太。

But, you know, it feels fun to do safely some of those things, um, to create some semblance of like, I really wanted to go because it was such a big deal.

但是，你知道，這感覺很有趣，安全地做一些這些事情， 嗯，創造一些半身像，我真的想去，因為它是這樣一個大問題。

But then you standing on that stage and all you hear is the echo of your voice because there's no one there.

但當你站在舞臺上時，你聽到的只是你的聲音的回聲，因為那裡沒有人。

You don't even walk on the stage with somebody else.

你甚至不和別人一起走在舞臺上。

So it's, you know, it's all good these air really like.

所以，你知道，這一切都很好這些空氣真的很喜歡。

There's such riel things going on in the world that a lovely, joyful, awkward award show is just fine, because there's I'm really glad that you mentioned the bow because, um, I started out doing the elbow bump.

世界上有這麼多的事情發生，一個可愛的，快樂的，尷尬的頒獎典禮就好了，因為我很高興你提到了蝴蝶結，因為，嗯，我開始做肘部撞擊。

But for years, in my monologue I would give a little bow at the top of the show, and I'm finding that that's the way to go.

但多年來，在我的單口相聲中，我都會在表演的最前面鞠一個小躬，我發現這才是王道。

I see people.

我看到的人。

And actually you brought up Djamila Jamil.

實際上你還提到了賈米拉・賈米勒。

I saw her recently because we both work on podcast in the same building, and it's there's hardly anybody there and everyone's wearing masks and it's all very safely done.

我最近見過她，因為我們都在同一棟樓裡做播客，那裡幾乎沒有人，每個人都戴著口罩，而且做得很安全。

But I saw her in the hallway and I did a big bow, which is one should bow to you and to Jamila Jamil, you are worthy of a bow, although sometimes I'm bowing it like a gas station attendant.

但我在走廊裡看到她，我就鞠了一個大躬，這是人應該向你鞠躬，向賈米拉-賈米勒鞠躬，你是值得鞠躬的，雖然有時候我鞠躬的樣子像加油站的服務員。

I don't know why is this?

我不知道這是為什麼？

It's like I feel like bowing is appropriate.

好像我覺得鞠躬很合適。

I feel like you deserve about two, and I feel like a gas station attendant deserves about not this one, not the one.

我覺得你應該有兩個，我覺得一個加油站的服務員應該沒有這個，沒有那個。

Okay, I understand that this guy was up to no good.

好吧，我明白，這傢伙是在做壞事。

I don't think he worked at the gas station.

我不認為他在加油站工作。

He was just wearing the uniform and trying to steal gas caps so does not does not deserve about the elbow bump is honestly too close to me.

他只是穿著制服，想偷油蓋，所以不不值得關於肘部撞擊是誠實的太接近我。

I'm like you're still way too close to me.

我覺得你還是離我太近了。

So this works and you can still make eye contact with the Onley sense that you get to see out of you.

所以，這很有效，你還可以和安利人進行眼神交流，你可以從你身上看到。

You just get you know, I touch my heart a lot.

你只是讓你知道，我經常觸動我的心。

It's this is a hug.

這是這是一個擁抱。

You know, one thing I was doing for a while is the elbow bump.

你知道嗎，我有段時間在做的一件事就是肘部撞擊。

But I would lick, I would lick it first.

但我會舔，我會先舔。

And that was just I don't know why I was doing that.

而這只是我不知道自己為什麼要這樣做。

I was trying to add a little bit of eroticism to it.

我是想給它加點情色。

And I got a lot of complaints so that I think I think I'm glad you stopped that thing is why I need friends like you who are fashion icons but also can tell me when I'm behaving inappropriately.

而且我收到了很多投訴，所以我覺得我很高興你停止了那件事，這就是為什麼我需要像你這樣的朋友，他們是時尚偶像，但也可以告訴我什麼時候我的行為不合適。