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  • I have to ask you about this.

    我必須要問你這個問題。

  • It's I see it every day.

    這是我每天都能看到的。

  • I come here.

    我來到這裡。

  • It's a crow shade pillow with the face of you, Sarah Silverman.

    這是一個有你的臉的烏鴉陰影枕頭,莎拉-西爾弗曼。

  • And it's here.

    而它在這裡。

  • We've had it.

    我們已經有了。

  • Steam claimed because, well, that's just what you do with anything that's been sitting around Largo.

    Steam聲稱,因為,嗯,這就是你要做的事情,任何東西,一直在拉哥附近。

  • What is the story?

    是什麼故事?

  • Many people have said?

    很多人都說?

  • I'm sure it's covered in fecal matter in like dried semen.

    我敢肯定,它覆蓋在排洩物 在像幹精。

  • Yeah, I mean, it's a little distorted.

    是的,我的意思是,它是一個有點扭曲。

  • Well, first of all, why is there a crow shade pillow with your face on it?

    好吧,首先,為什麼會有一個印著你臉的烏紗帽枕頭?

  • Here it, Largo.

    給你,拉哥

  • Explain that needs an explanation.

    解釋,需要一個解釋。

  • Yes, it does.

    是的,它是。

  • It does have an explanation About five years ago, I think, um, I won't go into the whole story, but I like I almost died.

    它確實有一個解釋 大約五年前,我想,嗯,我不會去 進入整個故事,但我喜歡我幾乎死了。

  • I remember that you had a medical emergency.

    我記得你有一個醫療緊急情況。

  • Yeah, I had, like, a thing, uh, abscess on the top of my wind pipe.

    是啊,我有一樣,一個東西, 呃,膿腫在我的風管的頂部。

  • It was either gonna choke me to death or or poison me to death of it exploded, you know, like it's just one of those crazy things at a surgery where they told my manager and my boyfriend at the time, Like it was like a 50 50 chance of survival, but I I am fine.

    這是要去窒息我的死亡或或毒死我 它爆炸,你知道,就像它只是那些瘋狂的事情之一 在手術中,他們告訴我的經理和我的男朋友在時間, 像它是像一個50 50生存的機會,但我,我很好。

  • But I was like, in a induced coma for a week.

    但我當時就像,在誘導昏迷了一個星期。

  • And my other friend named Coco Mark Cocoa Cohen, um, he knows what to do with himself.

    而我的另一個朋友叫可可-馬克-可可-科恩,嗯,他知道自己該怎麼做。

  • He felt so helpless, you know, and he crow Shay's And, uh, as a matter of fact, when he first started crashing, he cruciate a huge blanket, and he he was it like he felt kind of emasculated by the his new passion.

    他覺得很無助,你知道,他啼謝伊的 和,呃,事實上,當他第一次開始崩潰, 他釘在一個巨大的毯子, 他,他是它就像他覺得有點閹割 他的新的激情。

  • So he wrote the word twat in the middle of it, just like a huge pro shade.

    所以他在中間寫了一個twat的字,就像一個巨大的專業陰影。

  • Anyway, you know, Grandma Moses made a lot of those.

    總之,你知道,摩西奶奶做了很多這樣的東西。

  • Yeah, that's such a sweet let's check out looking for that on on, etc.

    是啊,這真是一個甜蜜的讓我們檢查尋找上等的。

  • Um, but so So he so he was.

    嗯,但所以所以他所以他是。

  • So he didn't know what to do themselves.

    所以他自己也不知道該怎麼做。

  • So he crow shade a pillow with my face on it.

    所以他用枕頭遮住了我的臉。

  • And then when I got the hospital, he gave it to me, and it meant so much because I knew it just was made with love.

    然後當我到醫院的時候,他把它給了我,這對我來說意義重大,因為我知道它只是用愛做的。

  • And but then, you know, I live in this little apartment and I go, I was a Flannigan ago.

    但後來,你知道,我住在這個小公寓裡,我去,我是一個Flannigan前。

  • I love Mark so much, and I love that he made this, but I can't have a pillow with my face on it in my three room apartment, and he said, Bring it on down to I can't do actually bring it on down to the tear tithe.

    我很喜歡馬克,我喜歡他做的這個,但我不能在我的三室一廳的公寓裡有一個印有我臉的枕頭,他說,把它帶下去,我不能做實際上把它帶下去的眼淚什一稅。

  • Wait around like a Mussolini head, he said.

    他說,像墨索里尼的頭一樣,在周圍等著。

  • That's what everybody does with the stuff that they they're too embarrassed toe have in their house.

    這就是每個人都會做的事情,他們的東西,他們太尷尬,有在他們的房子。

  • So, like there's, you know, there's like an oil painting of Zach Galifianakis and a Jeff Garland painting and like everyone just kind of brings it inside because they don't want to throw it out but can't have it in their home if it means a great deal to you.

    所以,就像有,你知道,有像一個油畫扎克Galifianakis 和傑夫-加蘭畫和像每個人都只是一種把它裡面 因為他們不想把它扔了,但不能有它在自己的家裡,如果它意味著一個偉大的交易給你。

  • But you wanted to sit in an abandoned theater, bring it to Largo.

    但你想坐在廢棄的劇院裡,就把它帶到拉哥來。

  • I think that's a feeling Apple song or the title is It should be.

    我想這是一種感覺蘋果的歌曲或標題是 它應該是。

I have to ask you about this.

我必須要問你這個問題。

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2020 年 11 月 20 日
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