I am the ringmaster and this is death race.

我是擂主，這是死亡競賽。

There's no reason only blood oil on the salt is here.

這裡沒有理由只有鹽上血油。

I'm a woman named Martha.

我是一個叫瑪莎的女人。

That's right.

是的

This is a race between a bunch of dudes in black latex, but serious mommy issues don't read into that.

這是一群穿著黑色乳膠的帥哥之間的比賽，但嚴重的媽媽問題就不要解讀了。

I'm talking about that.

我說的就是這個。

Then it is many Batmobile.

那麼就是很多蝙蝠車。

Four wheeled Swiss Army death buggies off the night.

四輪瑞士軍死亡越野車脫夜。

First up is the burden Mobile, the Gothic nineties overly felt like bringer of destruction thing.

首先是負擔移動，哥特式的九十年代過度感覺像是帶來毀滅的東西。

Babies got grappling hooks, machine guns and retractable armor.

寶寶們有抓鉤、機槍和可伸縮的裝甲。

That makes it the vehicle of choice for a true dark night.

這讓它成為真正黑夜的首選車輛。

Just make sure Danny DeVito doesn't get ahold of it.

只要確保丹尼-德維託沒有得到它。

If you're looking for something that we can all pretend is more realistic, we've got the tumbler from Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy.

如果你正在尋找一些我們都可以假裝更現實的東西，我們已經得到了克里斯托弗-諾蘭的黑暗騎士三部曲中的滾輪。

This all terrain monster of a tank barely qualifies as a car, and we'll steamroll through RPGs.

這輛全地形的坦克怪獸勉強稱得上是一輛汽車，我們將通過RPG遊戲來蒸蒸日上。

If it has thio, it's got a rocket launcher Ah, jet engine and a stealth mode, which is hilarious for car with a rocket launcher and a jet engine.

如果它有thio，它有火箭發射器啊，噴氣式發動機和隱身模式，這對於有火箭發射器和噴氣式發動機的汽車來說是很搞笑的。

The tumblers cousin is the Batmobile from the Arkham Games.

翻滾者的表弟是《阿卡姆遊戲》中的蝙蝠車。

It has a 60 millimeter cannon and a Vulcan mini gun, which, unfortunately does not fire miniature spox.

它有一門60毫米炮和一門火神迷你炮，遺憾的是，它不能發射微型孢子。

All perfect tools for a hero who definitely definitely does not kill this'll.

都是完美的工具，對於一個英雄來說，他絕對絕對不會殺這個將。

Video game behemoths Onley Weakness is psychotic ice cream truck drivers, which we will not be seeing today, right?

電子遊戲巨頭Onley Weakness是神經質的冰淇淋卡車司機，今天我們不會看到了吧？

Right.

好吧，我知道了

And last but not least, is the classic the O.

最後但也是最重要的，就是經典的O。

G.

G.

The Adam West Mobile from the Swing in sixties, based on the 1955 Lincoln Futura.

六十年代搖擺時期的Adam West Mobile，以1955年的林肯Futura為基礎。

This baby's got a bat, rays, bat magnet, bat phone, bat Sukha and battering ram, which is the only catch it that works as a pun.

這個寶貝有蝙蝠、射線、蝙蝠磁鐵、蝙蝠手機、蝙蝠蘇卡和擊打公羊，這是它唯一能作為雙關語的抓手。

With all that out of the way, let's join our commentators whiz and boom, stick and get this death race starting.

說完了這些，讓我們和我們的解說員們一起呼呼，轟轟，棒棒，讓這場死亡競賽開始吧。

Thanks, ringmaster.

謝謝，圈主。

Our racers air at their marks and ready to go.

我們的賽手們各就各位，隨時準備出發。

What are you wearing?

你穿的是什麼？

It's go theme ing whiz.

這是去主題ing奇才。

I'm a professional entertainer Who cares about the craft?

我是一個專業的藝人，誰會在乎這門手藝？

Even brought my own bet.

甚至還帶了自己的賭注。

Beer cans made from really bad.

啤酒罐做的真的很差。

Mm, fantastic.

嗯，太棒了。

Here's how this is going to work.

這是要怎麼做的。

Whichever racer makes it to the finish line first wins, but there's no rules concerning how they get Their race is about to begin.

誰先到達終點線誰就贏了，但沒有任何規則規定他們如何得到他們的比賽即將開始。

But first, a word about our gracious sponsor door dash dot dash is the impeccable answer toe.

但首先，說說我們親切的贊助商門瀟瀟點點是無可挑剔的答案趾。

One important question.

一個重要的問題。

How do I eat?

我怎麼吃？

No kidding.

別開玩笑了

That's kind of important.

這是一種重要的。

Door Dash is the after brings the food.

門衝是後帶來的食物。

You're cravin, right?

你在渴望，對吧？

Thio, you know, sweat on your part.

Thio，你知道，你的汗水。

They've got over 300,000 partners across the U.

他們在全美有超過30萬個合作伙伴。

S.

S.

Puerto Rico, Canada Australia, like everywhere and with current times door dash, is a superb way to support your local go to restaurants or choose from national treasures like Chipotle or Cheesecake Factory.

波多黎各，加拿大澳洲，像各地和當前時代的門衝，是一個極好的方式來支持你的當地去餐廳或選擇像Chipotle或Cheesecake Factory這樣的國寶。

Seriously, there's so many options.

說真的，有這麼多選擇。

Many of your favorite hot spots are still open for delivery, so use door dash to bring your face directly to your front door.

很多你喜歡的熱門景點還在開放送餐，所以用門瀟瀟把你的臉直接送到你的門口。

Now with contact list deliveries to keep you and your community see, give it a try.

現在有了聯繫人列表交付，讓你和你的社區看到，給它一個嘗試。

Right now you get $5 off and zero delivery pees on your first order of 15 bucks or more.

現在，你可以獲得5美元的優惠，並且在你的第一個訂單15美元或更多的零交付pees。

When you download the door, dash out and enter code death race.

當你下載門後，衝出去，輸入代碼死亡競賽。

That's $5 off and zero delivery fees on your first order when you download the door dash app in the APP store and enter code death race.

那就是在APP商店下載門瀟瀟APP，輸入代碼死亡競賽，首單5元優惠，零配送費。

Don't forget that's code Death race for $5 off your first order with door dash.

不要忘了，那是代碼死亡競賽的5美元折扣你的第一個訂單與門衝。

Now let's join our racers at the starting line.

現在讓我們在起跑線上加入我們的選手。

It's temper a death rays.

它的脾氣是死亡射線。

Mhm Onda Burton Mobile takes the lead due in no small part, I'm sure, to its unique arrow dynamics.

Mhm Onda Burton Mobile的領先，我相信，很大程度上是由於其獨特的箭頭動態。

It looks like a dengue looks like he's out of breakfast.

看起來像個登徒子看起來像他沒吃早餐。

He's making a mess with an oil slick.

他把浮油弄得一團糟。

Given this, tight spaces will be difficult.

鑑於此，狹小的空間將是困難的。

There they go.

他們走了。

Think maybe our first death.

想想也許是我們的第一次死亡。

Who knew oils and check rockets don't mix.

誰知道油和檢查火箭不能混用。

The West Mobile makes the dozy reverse proud.

西部手機》讓鬥志昂揚的反。

It looks like they might have a bad scheme of their bitch.

看來他們的母狗可能有一個壞的計劃。

Leave.

走吧

Unlock the Arkham Knight Mobile takes them out first Broomstick That's 60 millimeter cannon is tearing up the track way.

解鎖阿卡姆騎士手機帶他們先出掃把那是60毫米的大炮在撕咬軌道路。

The tumblers bythe on the tumbler goes a tumbling.

上的翻滾者去一個翻滾。

Who?

誰？

Bad luck, buddy, I know this is rich coming from me, but sometimes you really shouldn't take the baby with impressive.

運氣不好，夥計，我知道這是從我嘴裡說出來的，但有時候你真的不應該把孩子帶得很厲害。

Put some quick thinking.

把一些快速思維。

The Batpod comes in clutch in the last minute.

蝙蝠艙在最後時刻緊緊地抓住了。

Wow, it is moving with Yes, With that extra maneuverability, the most grounded batmen of them all might actually have a chance to fall.

哇，它是跟著Yes一起移動的，有了這個額外的機動性，最接地氣的蝙蝠人也許真的有機會倒下。

Never mind.

不要緊。

Built miles above Gotham City.

建在高譚市上方數英里處。

What better obstacle for our track than a Gothamites?

還有什麼比哥特人更適合我們的賽道的障礙呢？

Worst nightmare.

最糟糕的噩夢。

Traffic.

交通：

Wait a minute.

等一下

Are those civilians on the track?

那些平民在軌道上嗎？

What better obstacle than innocents?

還有什麼比無辜者更好的障礙？

People with thes air bat men.

人們與空氣中的蝙蝠人。

There's no way they killed God.

他們不可能殺神。

Why did I let you handle obstacle acquisition?

我為什麼讓你處理障礙物獲取？

Whatever that means.

不管這意味著什麼。

I did it Good.

我做得很好。

Holy copycat.

神聖的模仿者。

That man thes stuff.

那個男人的東西。

Bastards have a death wish.

雜種們都有死志。

Then you better into the prayers, old chum.

那你最好去祈禱，老夥計。

With just two Batmobile left, we're getting close to the finish line.

只剩下兩輛蝙蝠車了，我們離終點線越來越近了。

Someone's gonna have to make a move It Burton's keep mobile with a secret explosive.

有人要採取行動，讓伯頓帶著祕密炸藥移動。

Look out!

小心！

Adam, Are you seeing this whiz?

亞當，你看到這個奇才了嗎？

I know the Batmobile could do a lot of stuff, but I didn't know that one could flay.

我知道蝙蝠車可以做很多事情，但我不知道蝙蝠車可以飛。

And the winner is actually who does win.

而贏家其實是誰確實贏了。

Is this to the death or is it an actual race?

這到底是向死而生，還是真正的比賽？

Like who came up the rules for this?

就像誰想出了這個規則？

My food for the one that fricking flew Good enough for me.

我的食物給那個飛來的人吃 對我來說已經夠好了

The winner is the Adam West Mobile.

贏家是亞當-韋斯特手機。

Eso beautiful Wiz taking a picture with the mind Blink dozens of people are injured and dead.

埃索美女維茲拍照與心靈閃爍幾十人受傷死亡。

I know it's a real shame, Wiz, but I'm sure we can pump those numbers up for next time you saw first.

我知道這真的很可惜，威茲，但我相信我們可以把這些數字提高，以便下次你先看到。

Here, folks.

在這裡，夥計們。

Come back next week for another death.

下週再來一次死亡。

Red.

紅色。

Okay?

好嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。