>> Reggie: YEP.

>> 雷吉：是的。

>> James: WHERE WE HEADING THIS WEEK EBLGD, BABY?

>> 詹姆斯。我們在哪裡頭這個星期 EBLGD，寶貝？

>> I CANNOT WAIT.

>> 我不能等待。

I AM GOING TO GO TO AR-WAN.

我要去AR-WAN。

>> James: OH YEAH.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，是的。

>> AND PROBABLY OVER TO EAGLE ROCK AT SOME POINT SO.

>> 可能會在某個時間點去鷹石鎮，所以。

>> James: THAT'S.

>> 詹姆斯。那是。

>> WHAT IS YOUR GO TO AT AR-WAN.

>> 你在AR-WAN的目標是什麼？

>> I LIKE THE BEVERAGES, I LIKE TRYING NEW STUFF.

>> 我喜歡飲料，我喜歡嘗試新的東西。

I ALWAYS LIKE TO SEE WHAT CONCOCTIONS WITH MATCHA OR

我一直想看看和MATCHA或者MATCHA有什麼合作。

KOMBUCHA.

KOMBUCHA。

>> James: YOU CALL IT BUCH.

>> 詹姆斯。你叫它Butch。

>> I'M GOING TO THE BRIDGE, ANY OF YOU GUYS WANT A BUCH.

>> 我要去橋上，你們有誰想要一個包。

>> James: BETTER THAN SAYING ANY OF YOU GUYS WANT TO COME.

>> 詹姆斯。比說你們任何人都想來。

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>>YEAH，YEAH。

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS BETTER.

我不知道這是否更好。

>> James: LIKE INSTEAD OF BUCHA.

>> 詹姆斯。就像在布查。

>> >> Reggie: OH, I GET T BACK ON

>> 哦，我明白了。

CORT,.

CORT，。

>> James: BUTCHA.

>> 詹姆斯:BUTCHA.

>> I'M SURE ALL OF THE OTHER LATE NIGHT SHOWS, KIMMEL HAS

>> 我敢肯定，所有的其他深夜秀，KIMMEL有。

OBAMA TONIGHT.

奧巴馬今晚。

SO IMAGINE THEY'RE PROBABLY QUITED DEEP ON THE KOMBUCHA

所以我想他們可能已經放棄了對KOMBUCHA的深入研究。

CHAT.

CHAT：

IAN, PLANS FOR THE OLD WEEKEND?

IAN，老週末的計劃？

WEEKEND.

週末。

>> I'M GOING TO BE GOING TO WHOLE FOODS.

>> 我要去全食店了。

AND THEN EAGLE ROCK.

然後老鷹石。

>> James: OKAY RIGHT.

>> 詹姆斯。好的，好的。

WHL FOOD, DON'T EVER LET IT BE SAID WE DON'T REALLY PENETRATE

WHL FOOD，千萬不要讓人說我們不真正的網購。

MIDDLE AMERICA.

中美洲：

WHAT IS THAT.

那是什麼？

LIBERAL SNOWFLAKES, COME ON.

自由主義的雪花，來吧。

>> I WON'T BE WEARING A MASK WHEN GI TO WHOLE FOODS.

>> 我不會戴著口罩，當我去全食物。

>> NO WAY.

>> 沒有辦法。

LET'S TALK ABOUT THE NEWS, OF COURSE, PRESIDENT TRUMP IS STILL

讓我們來談談新聞，當然，特朗普總統仍然是。

TRYING TO YEFER TURN THE ELECTION THROUGH SOME SORT OF

試圖通過某種方式來扭轉選舉的局面

LAST DITCH COURT ROOM MIRACLE.

LAST DITCH COURT ROOM MIRACLE。

THIS MORNING HE WENT TO TWIT TORE SAY IMPORTANT NEWS

今天早上，他去微博上說重要的新聞

CONFERENCE TODAY BY LAWYERS ON A VERY CLEAR AND VIABLE PATH TO

今天舉行的律師會議，討論了一個非常明確和可行的途徑。

VIBLGHT REE VICTORY, PIECES ARE NATIONALLY FALLING TOO PLACE.

VIBLGHT REE VICTORY，PIECES ARE NATIONALY FALLING TO PLACE。

I SHOULD SAY IT FEATURES RUDY GIULIANI, SO I THINK TRUMP IS

我應該說它的主角是魯迪-朱利亞尼，所以我認為特朗普是。

USING THE TERM "LAWYERS" VERY LOOSELY.

"律師 "這個詞用得很寬泛。

TRUMP SAID THE PRESS CONFERENCE WOULD BE HELD AT THE REPUBLICAN

特朗普說新聞發佈會將在共和黨舉行。

NATIONAL COMMITTEE HEADQUARTERS, THE RNC.

全國委員會總部，全國康復委員會：

BUT NOT SURPRISINGLY GIULIANI ACCIDENTALLY BOOKED IT AT RICO'S

但並不意外的是 GIULIANI意外地在RICO's預訂了它。

NUTS AND CONFECTION OFF STATE ROUTE 5 BETWEEN A VAPE SHOP AND

在5號州際公路上的一家煙具店和煙具店之間的堅果和傳染病。

CURVES.

曲線：

DID ANYBODY SEE THE NEWS CONFERENCE?

有人看到新聞發佈會了嗎？

DID YOU-- DID YOU CATCH IT?

你... 你抓到了嗎？

WELL GIULIANI STARTED TALKING ABOUT HOW FAR AWAY REPUBLICAN

GIULIANI開始談及共和國有多遠。

OBSERVERS WERE DURING THE VOTE COUNTING.

觀察員在計票過程中。

AND THEN HE VEERED OFF AND JUST STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE

然後他就偏離了方向，開始談論這部電影

MY COUSIN VINNY.

我的表弟VINNY。

>> PROBABLY THE CLOSEST THEY GOT IS FROM HERE TO THE BACK OF THAT

>> 也許他們最接近的就是從這裡到後面的那條路。

ROOM.

房間：

WE COULD DO LIKE A, DID YOU ALL WATCH MY COUSIN VINIE, YOU KNOW

我們可以做喜歡的，你都看了我的表弟VINIE，你知道嗎？

THE MOVIE, ONE OF MY FAVORITE LAW MOVIES BECAUSE HE COMES FROM

電影，我最喜歡的法律電影之一，因為他來自於

BROOKLYN AND WHEN THE NICE LADY WHO SAID SHE SAW, AND THEN HE

布魯克林，當這位漂亮的女士說她看到了，然後他。

SAID TO HER HOW MANY FINGERS DO I-- HOW MANY FINGERS DO I HAVE

對她說我有多少手指... 我有多少手指？

UP.

上升。

AND SHE SAYS THREE.

她說三個。

WELL, SHE WAS TOO FAR AWAY TO SEE IT WAS ONLY TWO.

她離得太遠，看不出只有兩個人。

THESE PEOPLE WERE FURTHER AWAY THAN MY COUSIN VINNY WAS FROM

這些人比我的表弟VINNY從更遠的地方來。

THE WITNESS.

證人：

THEY COULDN'T SEE A THING.

他們什麼也看不見。

>> James: THANKS, RUDY.

>> 詹姆斯。謝謝你，魯迪。

BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THE FACTS THAT

因為每個人都知道你無法解釋這些事實。

WHEN THINGS ARE FAR AWAY THEY'RE HARD TO SEE WITHOUT REFERENCING

當事情離我們很遠的時候，如果不參考，就很難看到。

THE 1992 FILM MY COUNSEL SIGH-- COUSIN VINNY.

1992年的電影《我的律師嘆息》 --

RUDY GIULIANI IS NOW TRYING TO WIN THE ELECTION FOR TRUMP BY

魯迪-吉利安尼現在正試圖通過以下方式贏得特朗普的選舉。

REFERENCING POINTS FROM '90S MOVIES, PRETTY SOON HE WILL BE

參考90年代電影的點子，很快他就會成為。

LIKE THERE WAS A TERRIBLE CASE OF VOTING FRAUD, A DIVORCED DAD

就像有一個可怕的案例投票欺詐，一個離婚的父親。

VOTING FOR JOE BIDEN WILE DRESSED UP LIKE AN OLD SCOTT YOU

投票給喬-比登，會打扮得像一個老斯科特你。

WERE NANNY.

是保姆。

HE MISSES HIS KIDS BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT

他想念他的孩子，但這並沒有改變事實，即

TRUMP WON.

特朗普贏了。

SHE'S LIKE OH, NO.

她喜歡哦，沒有。

OH, NO, I VOTED FOR BIDEN.

哦，不，我投票給比登。

>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOT IN THE VOTING BOOTH SHE WAS LIKE HELLO.

>> 你知道你在投票席上得到了什麼嗎？ 她就像在打招呼。

OH.

OH：

RUNS TO THE TOILETK QUICK LEIGH GETS CHANGED, COMES BACK OUT,

跑到廁所裡去，快速地換了衣服，又出來了。

STILL HAS THE BREASTS ON.

仍然是乳房上。

OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS.

哦，你會不會看這個。

>> WHAT ARE YOU GETTING FROM THIS IS ME AND IAN REALLY LOVE

>> 你從《我和艾恩的愛情》中得到了什麼？

MRS. DOUBT FIRE.

夫人。懷疑火。

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.

但這還不是全部。

AT ANOTHER POINT IN THE PRESS CONFERENCE RUDY GIULIANI HAIR

在新聞發佈會的另一個點上，RUDY GIULIANI的髮型。

DYE STARTED TO RUN DOWN HIS FACE.

戴伊開始流下他的臉。

HAVE A LOOK.

請看一下。

>> PENNSYLVANIA, WITH NEVADA AND ARIZONA, MICHIGAN, WE MORE THAN

>> 賓夕法尼亞州，與內華達州、亞利桑那州、密歇根州一起，我們不僅僅是一個國家。

DOUBLE.

雙倍。

>> James: THIS REMINDED MEK I'M IN CHARGE OF MAKING GRAVY

>> 詹姆斯這提醒了邁克，我是負責做肉的。

THIS THANKSGIVING.

這個感恩節。

WHY IS HE DYING HIS HAIR AT THIS POINT.

為什麼他在這個點上染了頭髮。

LIKE IS THAT SPRAY ON BROWN HAIR MAKING ANYBODY OUT THERE THINK

就像那噴灑在棕色頭髮上的香水讓任何人都覺得...

WOW, WHAT IS RUDY GIULIANI NOW, WHAT IS HE, 25, 26.

哇，什麼是魯迪-吉利安尼現在，什麼是他，25，26。

COULD WE SEE THE PHOTO AGAIN, LOOK.

我們能不能再看一次照片，看。

ALWAYS A GOOD SIGN WHEN YOUR LAWYER IS SWEATING PROFUSELY,

當你的律師滿頭大汗時，總是一個好兆頭。

EVEN HIS HAIR DYE IS LIKE GUYS, THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

甚至他的染髮是喜歡的傢伙，這是令人尷尬的。

WE FEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.

我們喂離開這裡。

THIS IS THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN'S WHOLE APPROACH TO FIGHTING

這就是特朗普競選的整個打擊方法。

ELECTION RESULTS.

選舉結果：

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, DIE AND DIE AGAIN.

如果一開始沒有成功，就死，再死一次。

AND DID YOU SEE THIS NEWS STORY, THIS IS EXCITING, EXPERTS HAVE

你有沒有看到這個新聞故事，這是令人興奮的，專家們已經。

REVEALED THAT A NEWLY FOUND SKETCH OF CHRIST DATES ALL THE

揭祕新發現的基督素描的所有日期。

WAY BACK TO THE 16th CENTURY AND IS LIKELY AN UNKNOWN MASTER

可以追溯到16世紀，很可能是一位不知名的大師。

PIECE BY LEONARDO DA VINCI.

LEONARDO DA VINCI的作品。

HERE IT IS HERE.

在這裡，它是。

NOW IS IT ME OR ARE WE STARTING THROW AROUND THE TERM MASTER

現在是我的問題還是我們開始拋出 "主人 "這個詞了？

PIECE A LITTLE TOO CASUALLY.

有點太卡司了。

YOU KNOW, BRING IT UP AGAIN.

你知道的，再提一次。

YOU LOOK AT THAT AND GO MASTER PIECE?

你看了之後就去做大師級的作品？

LIKE IF I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS JUST FOUND, IT WOULD BE LIKE OH,

就像如果我不知道這是剛剛發現的， 它會像哦。

IT'S A COOL SWEATER.

這是一個很酷的汗衫。

LOOK AT THE EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE.

看看他臉上的表情。

THE SKETCH IS ACTUALLY CALLED CHRIST WATCHING A RUDY GIULIANI

這幅素描畫其實叫《基督在看魯迪-朱利亞尼》。

PRESS CONFERENCE.

新聞發佈會：

I GOT TO BE HONEST I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I HEARD THIS.

我得說實話，我被嚇壞了，當我聽到這個。

I WAS LIKE IT WAS MADE BY -- IT WAS MADE BY-- CAN YOU SEE WHERE

我就像它是由... 它是由... 你能看到在哪裡嗎？

IT IS GOING, GUILLERMO.

它是去，GUILLERMO。

DIDN'T WANT TO GET THE WRONG BUTTON, GET THE FINGER RIGHT IN

不想得到錯誤的按鈕，得到的手指在正確的。

PLACE.

場所：

I GOT IT TO BE HONEST, I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I HEARD THIS, I WAS

我得到了它是誠實的，我很震驚，當我聽到這個，我是。

LIKE IT IS BY LEE FLARDO DA.

LIKE IT IS BY LEE FLARDO DA.

>> DA VINCI?

>> DA VINCI?

>> James: SORRY, LEONARDO WHO?

>> 詹姆斯。對不起，LEONARDO誰？

>> DA VINCI?

>> DA VINCI?

SWRZ AND WE WANTED TO TELL BUT THIS, I MAN IN INDONESIA

SWRZ和我們想告訴，但這，我在印度尼西亞的男人。

RECENTLY BECAME AN INSTANT MILLIONARE AFTER A PRECIOUS

最近成為一個瞬間的百萬富翁後，一個重要的合作伙伴。

METEORITE WORTH $2 MILLION SMASHED THROUGH THE RAF OF HIS

價值200萬美元的金屬礦被擊穿了他的空軍。

HOME.

家。

YEAH, WENT WHEN ASKED WHAT HE WOULD BUY WITH THE MONEY, THE

是的，當被問及他要用這些錢買什麼時，他說："我想買的東西，我想買的東西。

MAN SAID A NEW ROOF, PROBABLY.

男人說，一個新的屋頂，可能。

A METEORITE WORTH $2 MILLION.

一塊價值200萬的美特斯邦威。

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S GOING TO STAR BUCK.

聽起來好像有人要去星巴克了。

HERE IS THE THING, WHEN A ROCK FALLS THROUGH YOUR ROOF, HOW DO

當一塊石頭從你的屋頂掉下來的時候，你該怎麼做？

YOU EVEN THINK TO FIND OUT WHETHER IT IS WORTH $2 MILLION?

你有想過要找出它是否值200萬嗎？

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

你知道我的意思嗎？

YOU WOULD BE LIKE WHAT THE HELL?

你會想什麼鬼？

I SHOULD GO AND GET THIS VALUED.

我應該去，並得到這個VALUED。

BUT THIS STORY PROVES THAT WE'VE DONE IT, GUYS, WE'VE ABSOLUTEY

但這個故事證明，我們已經做到了，夥計們，我們已經絕對。

DONE IT WE FOUND THE ONLY PERSON ON PLANET EARTH WHO IS HAVING A

我們找到了地球上唯一的一個人，他正在進行一個。

GOOD 2020.

好的2020年。

AN FINALLY DID YOU SOO SEE THIS, AN AIRLINE IN TIE WANT HAS

最後你看到了嗎，一個航空公司在鐵道部已經

LAUNCHED A NEW SPEED DATING LIFE EXPERIENCE.

推出了全新的快速約會生活體驗。

20 MEN AND 20 WOMEN WILL GET TO MINGLE DOGGER A THREE HOUR

20位男士和20位女士將參加為期3小時的 "明格格 "活動。

FLIGHT THAT FEATURES ROMANTIC VIEWS AND THEN THEY LAND RIGHT

浪漫的景色，然後直接降落的班機。

BACK WHERE THEY STARTED.

回到他們開始的地方。

THEY ARE CALLING IT FLY, LOVE IS IN THE AIR.

他們叫它 "飛"，愛在空中。

AND SO IS COVID.

科維德也是。

THE MATCH MAKING FLIGHTS WILL TAKE PLACE ON CHRISTMAS DAY, NEW

比賽班機將在聖誕節當天進行，新的。

YEAR'S EVE AN NEW YEAR'S DAY.

新年前夕，一個新年的日子。

I MEAN THAT IS ONE WAY TO LET YOUR DATE KNOW THAT YOU REALLY

我的意思是，這是一個方法讓你的約會知道，你真正的

HATE YOUR FAMILY.

恨你的家人。

OBVIOUSLY THEY IS TAKEN ALL OF THE NECESSARY SAFETY PRECAUTIONS

顯然，他們採取了所有必要的安全預防措施。

DURING THE PANDEMIC.

在泛濫期間。

ALL OF THE DATES WILL ACTUALLY TAKE PLACE OUTDOORS.

所有的日期都將在戶外進行。