But we have a sponsor who may be able to help me live.

但我們有一個贊助人，他也許能幫我活下去。

Hi, I'm Shaquille O Neal.

嗨，我是沙奎爾-奧尼爾。

Don't believe me.

不要相信我。

Then I'll see you in court and I'm Meryl Street and I'm also wearing a suit.

那我們法庭上見，我是梅麗爾-斯特爾，我也穿著西裝。

Don't believe me.

不要相信我。

Then I'll see you in court as well.

那我們法庭上見。

Is reality not what you wanted to be?

難道現實不是你想要的嗎？

Did you lose a presidential election and aren't able to accept that reality?

你是不是輸掉了總統選舉，無法接受這個現實？

Then hire us the law firm of O Neill and Streak, and we will help you sue reality.

那就請我們奧尼爾和斯特里克律師事務所，我們會幫你起訴現實。

If you want to challenge the fabric of reality itself.

如果你想挑戰現實本身的結構。

You need Shaquille O Neal and Meryl Streep in your corner, and that's who we say we are.

你需要沙奎爾-奧尼爾和梅麗爾-斯特里普在你的角落，這就是我們說的我們。

My socks and my shoes are large because I'm Shaquille O Neal.

我的襪子和鞋子都很大，因為我是沙奎爾-奧尼爾。

I'll take on your case with the same determination.

我會以同樣的決心來處理你的案子。

The one me for NBA championships.

NBA冠軍的那個我。

Thank you work, and I'll give you the same passion that won me the number of Oscars that I have.

謝謝你的工作，我會給你同樣的熱情，讓我贏得了多少奧斯卡獎。

Most of the women I date are very much tinier than me because I'm large.

我約會的大部分女人都比我小很多，因為我是大塊頭。

We've helped thousands of clients.

我們已經幫助了成千上萬的客戶。

Reality said.

現實說。

Our client wasn't famous.

我們的客戶並不出名。

We took reality to court and won Reality, said.

我們把現實告上法庭，並贏得了現實，說。

Our client wasn't a good singer.

我們的客戶不是一個好歌手。

We took reality to court and won.

我們把現實告上了法庭，並且贏了。

Reality said Our client wasn't black, took reality to court and won Reality said our client wasn't handsome in alerting tow.

現實說我們的客戶不黑，把現實告上法庭，贏了現實說我們的客戶不帥在提醒拖。

Women Way took reality to court.

女人道將現實告上法庭。

Why did you put that one in the at?

你為什麼要把那個放在最前面？

We lost.

我們輸了。

Don't trust us.

不要相信我們

Take it from this person who knows us.

從這個瞭解我們的人那裡得知。

You fools.

你們這些傻瓜

Reality says that President Trump didn't win the 2020 Election.

現實上說，特朗普總統並沒有贏得2020年大選。

You know who to call Donald.

你知道該給唐納德打電話

Call the law firm of O Neill on street dial 555555555555 with offices located in New York, Paris, Rio, Mars, Prague and Macondo.

請撥打奧尼爾律師事務所街邊電話55555555555，在紐約、巴黎、里約、馬爾斯、布拉格和馬孔多設有辦事處。