What is that?

那是什麼？

I think it means you carry my weapons in your backpack

我想你的意思是說，你的揹包裡有我的武器。

And then give them to me when ever I need them

然後在我需要的時候把它們給我

You've got to be kidding me!

你一定是在開玩笑！

Actually this could be extremely helpful.

其實這可能是非常有用的。

Let's see what what weapons you've got right now.

讓我們看看你現在有什麼武器。

Aaaaaagh!

Aaaaaagh！

(Kaboom!)

(Kaboom! )

Ha Ha Ha! This is awesome!

哈哈哈!這是真棒！

And super easy!

而且超級簡單!

Kablamo!

Kablamo!

(explosions)

（爆炸）

Did you see that? His head came right off!

你看到了嗎？ 他的頭直接掉下來了！

Video games are so violent!

電子遊戲太暴力了!

Double kill! hahaha!

雙殺！哈哈哈！。

Game over.

遊戲結束。

I don't think so.

我不這麼認為。

Venom is my weakness.

毒液是我的弱點。

Why isn't this working?!

為什麼沒有用？

Come on!

來吧！

Well you just told me venom was your weakness

你剛剛告訴我，毒液是你的弱點。

I'm not an idiot and I control the snakes.

我不是白痴，我控制著蛇。

If you die you'll just respawn further away with that thing

如果你死了，你就會帶著那個東西重生到更遠的地方。

Speaking of... I'll take that.

說到...我要這個。

*bite* Dang it!

*咬！

I don't have it!

我沒有！

Awe nuts.

敬畏堅果。

OH! Oh dear!

哦！哦，天哪！

Well that didn't work.

嗯，這沒有工作。

Looks like I'll have to kidnap some more unsuspecting children...

看來我得再綁架一些毫無戒心的孩子了... ...

To play my jungle horror game.

要玩我的叢林恐怖遊戲。

Ha Ha Ha ha...

哈哈哈...

Jumanji!

Jumanji!

Oh no! Mosquito!

哦，不，蚊子！

I'm dead!

我死了！

I'll give him mouth...

我給他口...

to mouth.

到口。

Oh... Kisses Bethany... I don't think

哦，親吻貝瑟尼...我不認為...

Shut up I'm saving him!

閉嘴，我在救他！

Mmm kisses.

嗯，吻。

Thank you for saving my life!

謝謝你救了我的命！

You're welcome.

不客氣

Oh no! There's more than one mosquito in the jungle!

哦，不，叢林裡不止一隻蚊子！

*dies*

*這個*

I'll save him again!

我再去救他!

But you'll die!

但你會死的！

*kisses* Worth it!

*值得！

Yeah I'm out.

是的，我不幹了。

*kisses*

*親吻*

*kisses*

*親吻*