"THE LATE LATE SHOW."

"遲來的晚間秀"。

HOPE YOU HAD A WONDERFUL DAY.

希望你有一個美好的一天。

THANK YOU FOR STAYING UP LATE WITH US TONIGHT.

謝謝你今晚和我們一起熬夜。

WE HAVE A FUN SHOW, WE WILL BE SPEAKING WITH THE ALWAYS

我們有一個有趣的節目，我們將與 "永遠 "一起演講。

BRILLIANT ALISON BRIE AND THEN WITH BEST SELLING AUTHOR AND

BRILLIANT ALISON BRIE，然後與最暢銷的作家和。

PHILOSOPHER YEW VAL NOAH HARARI.

PHILOSOPHER YEW VAL NOAH HARARI.

NOT OFTEN WE HAVE A PHILOSOPHER ON THE SHOW.

我們很少有一個哲學家在節目中。

>> Reggie: I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM, I WILL TELL YOU.

>> 雷吉：我愛上了他，我會告訴你的。

>> James: HE IS SUCH A GREAT DUDE.

>> 詹姆斯。他是一個偉大的紈絝子弟。

>> Reggie: THE COOLEST.

>> 雷吉：最酷的。

>> James: HE CAME ON RIGHT AT THE START OF THE PANDEMIC, MADE

>> 詹姆斯。他一開始就來了，做了很多事情。

US ALL FEEL A BIT LIKE-- HOW DO YOU BECOME A PHILOSOPHER?

我們都覺得有點像... ... 你如何成為一個哲學家？

LIKE HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN, YOU NEVER SEE LIKE AN AD IN THE BACK

就像怎麼發生的，你從來沒有看到像廣告在後面。

OF A PAPER LIKE PHILOSOPHER NEEDED.

的像紙一樣的PHILOSHOPER所需要的。

22 TO $35,000 A YEAR.

每年22至35,000美元。

LIKE DO YOU JUST SPEND A LOT OF THE DAY SAYING SOMETHING, PEOPLE

就像你只是花了一天的時間說了一些話，夥計們

GOING, IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY SMART, YOU SHOULD-- .

去，它實際上是非常聰明的，你應該 - 。 。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: YOU SHOULD DO THIS FOR A LIVING.

>> 詹姆斯。你應該這樣做的生活。

I DON'T KNOW.

我不知道。

>> IS IT A THING?

>> 這是一個東西嗎？

>> A LOT OF COMPANIES NEED PHILOSOPHER, LIKE BOEING, WE

>> 很多公司都需要PHILOSOPHER，比如BOEING，我們就需要。

BUILT THE PLANE, THEY'RE LIKE BUT DID YOU.

建造了飛機，他們很喜歡，但你有沒有。

>> James: IS THAT IT?

>> 詹姆斯。是嗎？

THAT IS WHAT YOU CONSIDER PHILOSOPHY TODAY?

這就是你今天認為的哲學？

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> 沒錯。

>> James: WITH YOU DO I.

>> 詹姆斯。與你做我。

HMMMM.

HMMMM。

>> DO I CONSIDER THAT TO BE PHILOSOPHY.

>> 我是否認為這就是哲學。

>> James: I WONDER IF THAT WOULD BE A GOOD THING FOR ME

>> 詹姆斯。我想知道這對我是否是件好事。

WHEN ALL OF THIS IS DONE.

當所有這些都完成後，

>> Reggie: YES.

>> 雷吉：是的。

>> TO.

>> TO：

>> James: HOW CAN YOU ANSWER SO FAST.

>> 詹姆斯。你怎麼能這麼快就回答。

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> 愛你。

>> James: I THINK THAT WOULD BE ALL RIGHT, IF I CHANGE MY

>> 詹姆斯。我認為這將是所有權利，如果我改變我的

HAIR.

頭髮：

THIS IS NOT A PHILOSOPHER'S HAIRCUT.

這不是一個哲學家的髮型。

>> Reggie: NO, IT IS NOT.

>> 雷吉：不，它不是。

>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

>> 詹姆斯。你知道我的意思。

THIS IS THE HAIRCUT OF SORT OF A 14 YEAR OLD WHO'S ON THE

這是一個14歲的孩子的髮型。

SIDELINES OF THE SOCCER TEAM.

足球隊的側影。

>> BUT IT BEGS THE QUESTION, IT BEGS THE QUESTION, WHY ARE WE

>> 但它提出了一個問題，它提出了一個問題，為什麼我們

GIVING ORANGE SLICES.

贈送橘子片。

>> James: AGAIN, I THINK IT IS OUT OF YOUR REACH BUT I DO FEEL

>> 詹姆斯。再一次，我想這是在你的範圍之外，但我確實覺得

LIKE-- I DO THINK I MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO IT, YOU KNOW.

我想我可能可以做到這一點，你知道的。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: MAYBE I REALLY COMMIT TO IT.

>> 詹姆斯。也許我真的會投入其中。

BECAUSE ALSO WHO CAN PROVE YOU WRONG, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A

因為也有誰能證明你是錯的，你是做什麼的？

PHILOSOPHER, ARE YOUS.

PHILOSOPHER，是你。

WELL, EXACTLY.

好吧，完全正確。

ARE ANY OF US.

是我們中的任何一個。

ANYWAY, FANCY A DRINK.

總之，喜歡喝酒。

LET'S GET INTO SOME NEWS.

讓我們進入一些新聞。

PRESIDENT TRUMP IS STILL LASHING OUT AT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

特朗普總統仍然在對任何事情和任何事情大發雷霆。

RELATED TO THE ELECTION.

與選舉有關。

YESTERDAY HE EVEN FIRED A TOP CYBERSECURITY CHIEF CHRIS KREBS

今天他甚至解僱了一個頂級的網絡安全主管克里斯-克雷布斯。

FOR CALLING THE ELECTION QUOTE THE MOST SECURE IN AMERICAN

因稱選舉報價是美國最安全的。

HISTORY.

歷史：

UNFORTUNATE LEIGH THIS PRESIDENT IS THE LEAST SECURE IN AMERICAN

不幸的是，這個總統是美國最不安全的人

HISTORY.

歷史：

YEAH.

是的。

JUST WITNESSED A TAKEDOWN.

剛剛目睹了一場綁架。

YOU NEVER RECOVER FROM THAT NOW.

你永遠不會從現在恢復過來。

THAT'S RIGHT.

這是正確的。

TRUMP SAID THAT CHRIS KREBS STATEMENT WAS HIGHLY INACCURATE

特朗普說，克里斯-克雷布斯的聲明是非常不準確的。

AND I HAVE TO SAY GENUINELY CHRIS KREBS DIDN'T DESERVE TO BE

我不得不說，克里斯-克雷布斯不應該被選中

FIRED.

FIRED：

CHRIS REBS DID HIS JOB AND CHRIS KREBS IS BEING TREATED

CHRIS REBS做了他的工作，CHRIS KREBS正在接受治療。

UNFAIRLY, I LOVE SAYING CHRIS KREBS.

不公平的是，我喜歡說克里斯-克雷布斯。

IT IS NOT A JOKE, I JUST REALLY LOVE SAYING CHRIS KREBS, WHAT A

這不是一個玩笑，我只是喜歡說克里斯-克雷布斯，什麼是。

GREAT NAME, CHRIS KREBS.

偉大的名字，克里斯・克雷布斯。

HEY, CHRIS KREBS, HOW ARE YOU DOING.

嘿，克里斯・克雷布斯，你怎麼樣。

>> THAT GUY NEVER SAYS HEY, I'M CHRIS, THAT IS A FULL NAME EVERY

>> 這傢伙從來沒有說過嘿，我是克里斯，這是一個全名每一個

TIME.

時間。

>> James: CHRIS KREBS.

>> 詹姆斯:CHRIS KREBS.

SOUNDS LAKE A GAME YOU PLAY IN A YARD AT SCHOOL, WANT TO PLAY

在學校的院子裡玩的遊戲，想玩嗎？

CHRIS KREBS.

CHRIS KREBS.

CAN'T, I HURT MY ANKLE PLAYING CHRIS KREBS YESTERDAY.

不行，我昨天玩克里斯・克雷布斯的時候弄傷了腳踝。

ST HARD TO KNOW WHO TO TRUST HERE, CHRIS KREBS, CHRIS KREBS,

我不知道該相信誰，克里斯・克雷布斯，克里斯・克雷布斯。

I LOVE THAT, THAT BAND CHRIS KREBS.

我愛那個，那個樂隊克里斯・克雷布斯。

>> Reggie: AMAZING.

>> 雷吉：太神奇了。

>> James: USED TO WEAR THEIR CLOTHES BACKWARDS, DO YOU

>> James:習慣於把衣服往後穿，你呢？

REMEMBER.

記住：

>> Reggie: I DO REMEMBER THAT.

>> 雷吉：我確實記得。

>> James: YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER, JUMP, JUMP,.

>> 詹姆斯：你知道，你應該知道更好，跳，跳，... ...

♪ YEAH, CHRIS KREBS.

是的，克里斯・克雷布斯。

>> CHRIS KREBS WILL MAKE YOU JUMP.

>> CHRIS KREBS會讓你跳起來。

>> James: EXACTLY, CHRIS KREBS WILL MAKE YOU HAWAII, REAL HIGH,

>> 詹姆斯。正是，克里斯・克雷布斯會讓你夏威夷，真正的高。

HAVE YOU LISTENED TO THAT SONG RECENTLY, ABSOLUTE BANGER.

你最近有沒有聽過那首歌，絕對的爆炸。

ANYWAY.

ANYWAY。

HARD TO KNOW WHO TO TRUST HERE CHRIS KREBS WAS HEAD OF THE

很難知道誰可以相信這裡的克里斯-克雷布斯是主管。

CYBERSECURITY AND INFRASTRUCTURE SECURITY AGENCY WITHIN THE

資訊和通信安全及基礎設施安全機構

DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY BUT REMEMBER TRUMP ONCE TOUCHED

國土安全部，但請記住，特朗普曾經接觸過

THE GLOWING ORB.

發光的圓球。

THIS IS CRAZY, TRUMP CLEARLY ONLY WANTS TO BE SURROUNDED BY

這是瘋狂的，特朗普顯然只是想被包圍的

YES MEN WHICH I THINK IS RIDICULOUS, DON'T YOU THINK IAN.

是的，男人... ...我覺得很可笑，你不覺得嗎，伊安。

>> YOU'RE THE BEST IN THE BIZ, CORDEN.

>> 你是這個行業裡最棒的，CORDEN。

>> James: THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.

>> 詹姆斯。這就是我在說的。

RIGHT STEVE.

正確的史蒂夫。

>> OF COURSE.

>> 當然。

>> James: MADNESS RIGHT.

>> 詹姆斯。瘋狂的權利。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: RIGHT HAGAR, TO JUST HAVE YOUR EMPLOYEES COMPLETELY

>> 詹姆斯是的，哈加爾，讓你的僱員們徹底地...

AGREE WITH YOU ALL THE TIME.

同意你所有的時間。

>> MADNESS YZ DOANT THINK GUILLERMO.

>> 瘋狂的YZ不認為GUILLERMO。

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> James: GET OUT.

>> 詹姆斯。滾出去。

IT'S LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKELY THAT WE'RE GOING TO GET

看來我們越來越有可能得到的是

WIDE ACCESS TO A CORONAVIRUS VACCINE IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS

在未來幾個月內廣泛使用冠狀病毒疫苗。

AND ACCORDING TO REPORTS TRUMP IS FURIOUS BECAUSE HE THINKS JOE

據報道，特朗普很生氣，因為他認為喬的。

BIDEN WILL GET ALL OF THE CREDIT FOR IT.

比登會得到所有的功勞。

I WILL A YOU HAVE TO GIVE CREDIT WHERE CRED SIT DUE AND IT IS

我將你必須給信貸的地方信貸到期，它是。

DEFINITELY NOT DUE TO THE GUY WITHOUT SAID THAT ALL OF THIS

絕對不是由於沒有說這一切的傢伙

WOULD DISAPPEAR BY EASTER.

將消失的EASTER。

AND IF THIS IS WHAT TRUMP IS WORRIED ABOUT WHO GETS THE GLORY

如果這就是特朗普所擔心的，誰會得到榮譽？

FOR A VACCINE.

對於一個疫苗。

SOMEONE OPENS A SWRAR OF PICKLES AND YOU ARE LIKE YEAH, WELL I

有人打開了一串泡菜，你就會覺得是啊，好吧，我。

LOOSENED IT.

鬆開了它。

WHICH IS SOMETHING I DO.

這是我做的事情。

ACCORDING TO A REPORT, TRUMP'S MOOD HAS BECOME INCREASINGLY

據報道，特朗普的情緒已經變得越來越

BLEAK TO THE POINT THAT HE HAS EVEN DECIDED TO CANCEL HIS

突破到他甚至決定取消他的。

ANNUAL THANKSGIVING DINNER AT MAR A LAGO AND STAY AT THE WHITE

在MAR A LAGO舉行的年度感恩節晚宴和在白宮的住宿。

HOUSE INSTEAD.

房子而不是。

SO WE KNOW THERE IS AT LEAST ONE RACIST GRANDPA WHO WON'T BE

所以，我們知道至少有一個種族主義者的爺爺不會是

SHOWING UP FOR THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR.

在今年的感恩節出現。

TRUMP LOCKED HIMSELF AWAY, HE IS ALONE IN HIS ROOM SULKING, NOT

特朗普把自己鎖起來了，他獨自一人在他的房間裡喝酒，而不是。

TRAVELING FOR THANKSGIVING.

為感恩節旅行。

FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE HE IS ACTUAL LEIGH BEING COVID SAFE.

在他的生命中，有一次他是真正的利維德安全。

TRUMP IS SO UPSET THOSE TWO TURKEYS, THE PRESIDENT USUALLY

特朗普對這兩隻土耳其人很不滿意，總統通常會

PARDONS HAVE GONE STRAIGHT TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR.

赦免令已經直達電椅。

TRUMP'S AIDES HAVE DESCRIBED HIS MOOD AS BLEAK, IT'S BLEAK.

特朗普的助手們把他的情緒描述為BLEAK，這就是BLEAK。

AND YOU CAN TELL THAT JUST BY LOOKING AT HIM.

你看他的樣子就知道了。

(LAUGHTER) >> I MEAN WHAT DO THEY THINK

我的意思是，他們怎麼想的？

TRUMP IS GOING TO DO, ON HIS LAST DAY IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

特朗普在白宮的最後一天，要做什麼？

WHAT SORT OF DAMAGE IS HE GOING TO DO, IAN?

他要做什麼傷害，伊安？

>> I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS SO MUCH A LAST DAY OF SCHOOL THICK.

>> 我不知道這是這麼多的學校最後一天的厚度。

THIS IS GOING TO BE MORE LIKE THE SLOW EROSION OF BEING

這將是更多的像緩慢的侵蝕的是。

DISGUSTING OVER FOUR YEARS, IT IS LIKE THE GRAND CANYON BUT OF

四年來的噁心，它就像大峽谷一樣，不過，它是一個很好的例子。

LIKE COUCHES THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO THROW A WHICH.

像教練一樣，他們將不得不拋出一個什麼。

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL DO IN THERE.

>> 你認為會在那裡做什麼。

WHAT WILL HE DO, REG.

他要做什麼，Reg。

>> I THINK HE'S GOING TO HAVE A BUNCH OF WHOOPIE CUSHIONS,

>> 我想他會有一大堆的whoopie軟墊。

LOOSEN THE NAILS ON SOME OF THE PICTURES.

鬆開一些圖片上的指甲。

>> I WOULD LOVE IT IF HE DID.

>> 如果他這樣做，我很喜歡它。

>> JUST LIKE GAG IT OUT, YOU KNOW.

>> 就像堵住它，你知道的。

>> I JUST, I DON'T THINK THAT IS, I DON'T THINK THAT IS HIS

>> 我只是，我不認為這是，我不認為這是他的。

VIBE BUT I DO FEEL LIKE THAT IS THE SORT OF STUFF THAT THE

但我覺得那是一種氛圍。

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SHOULD DO.

美國總統應該做的是：

I'M SO SICK OF-- ALL THESE PEOPLE ON TWITTER GOING WHOA,

我很討厭... 所有這些人在微博上去哇。

THIS IS THE LETTER THAT BUSH LEFT FOR OBAMA OR CLINTON OR

這是布什留給奧巴馬或克林頓的信。

WHATEVER.

什麼的。

LIKE NO, YOU'RE RIGHT, WHOOPIE CUSHION.

就像沒有，你是對的，Whoopie CUSHION。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> CLING FILM, SARAN WRAP OVER THE TOILET, THAT IS WHAT I WOULD

>> 保鮮膜，SARAN包裝在洗碗機上，這就是我想要的。

DO.

DO：

>> LIKE A NUCLEAR FOOTBALL WHEN YOU HIT LAUNCH IT SPRAYS WATER

>> 就像一個核彈足球，當你按下發射鍵時，它就會噴出水來。

IN YOUR FACE.

在你的臉上。

>> James: ALL OF THAT STUFF, THAT IS WHAT HE NEEDS.

>> 詹姆斯。所有的東西，這是他需要的。

>> I'M NOT GETTING A SUNG EL LAUGH, I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS THE

>> 我沒有得到一個SUNG EL笑，我不知道是否是它的

HOODIE IS ZIPPED UP TOO FAR OR IF I LIKE-- I HAVE NOT BOMBED

衣服拉鍊拉得太長了，或者如果我喜歡... 我還沒被炸死呢

THIS HARD SINCE I DID STANDUP STILL AND THAT IS-- WERE.

這很難，因為我做了站立仍然，這是 - 是。

>> James: I DON'T THINK-- IT'S DIFFICULT, I THINK YOU HAVE SUCH

>> 詹姆斯。我不認為... ... 這很難，我想你有這樣的。

A BIG SHOW YESTERDAY, THAT WAS A THING, YOU HAD-- YOU HAD KID

昨天有一場大秀，那是一件事，你有... 你有孩子了

ROCK, YOU HAD SOME BREAT BITS, I THINK YOU COME IN ABSOLUTELY

搖滾，你有一些呼吸位，我想你在絕對的

RIPPING AND NOTHING.

撕裂和什麼都沒有。

>> NOTHING.

>> 什麼都沒有。

>> James: NOTHING, TRY SOMETHING ELSE.

>> 詹姆斯。什麼都沒有，嘗試其他的東西。

>> CAN'T TAKE A SINGLE JUMPER.

>> 不能採取單一的跳線。

>> James: TRY ONE MORE.

>> 詹姆斯。再試一次。

WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO, IAN, THAT IS WHAT I AM THINKING, WHAT

他要做什麼，IAN，這就是我在想的，什麼？

TRUMP GOING TO DO, IAN ON HIS LAST DAY IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

特朗普在白宮的最後一天要做什麼，IAN？

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT FRUMP IS GOING TO DO BUT I WILL TELL YOU

>> 我不知道FRUMP要做什麼，但我會告訴你。

WHAT MY EX-WIFE DID.

我的前妻做了什麼。

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> James: HE'S BACK.

>> 詹姆斯。他回來了。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: AND DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS, IVANKA TRUMP'S FORMER BEST

>> 詹姆斯。你們看到了嗎，伊萬卡-特朗普的前任好友。

FRIEND HAS JUST WRITTEN A TELL-ALL ESSAY ABOUT THEIR

朋友剛剛寫了一篇關於自己的自傳文章。

RELATIONSHIP.

關係：

AND IN IT SHE CLAIMS THAT SHE ONCE RECOMMENDED A BOOK TO

她在書中聲稱，她曾經推薦一本書給...

IVANKA WHO RESPONDED QUOTE, WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME TO READ A BOOK

IVANKA的回覆語：你為什麼要叫我看書？

ABOUT [BLEEP] POOR PEOPLE.

關於[嗶]可憐的人。

WHEN SHE HEARD ABOUT THE ESSAY IVANKA RESPONDED THIS ISN'T

當她聽到這篇論文時，伊凡卡回答說，這不是。

TRUE, WE LOVED POOR PEOPLE IN OUR HOUSE, ALMOST EVERY MORNING

真的，我們愛我們家的窮人，幾乎每天早上都是如此

JARED EATS ONE FOR BREAKFAST.

賈裡德早餐吃了一個。

NOW HERE'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT THIS, WHAT KIND OF PERSON WRITES

現在我想說的是，這種人是怎麼寫的？

THIS STORY WITH ONE MONTH LEFT OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, YOU

這個故事與特朗普政府還有一個月的時間，你。

KNOW?

知道嗎？

AS A GENERAL RULE I DON'T TRUST ANYONE WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE OR BE

作為一般規則，我不相信任何聲稱擁有或正在擁有的人。

AN EX-BEST FRIEND.

一個前最好的朋友。

IMMEDIATELY THAT IS A VERY SPECIFIC TYPE OF PERSON.

馬上就是一個非常特殊的類型的人。

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, WHO USES THE WORD EX-WEES FRIEND,

你知道我是什麼意思嗎，誰會用 "EX-WEES FRIEND "這個詞。

LIKE MY EX-BEST FRIEND TRISHA WAS ALWAYS HOGGING THE

就像我的前最好的朋友TRISHA總是搶佔了。

SWRELO-SHOTS, SHE WAS A TOTAL BITCH.

SWRELO -SHOTTS，她是一個總的婊子。

OH YEAH, I HAVE UNFOLLOWED HER.

哦，是的，我已經取消了她的關注。

BY THE WAY THE BOOK ABOUT POOR PEOPLE IVANKA'S FRIEND IS

關於窮人的書的方式IVANKA的朋友是。

RECOMMENDING WAS THIS ONE.

推薦的是這一個。

MOVING ON, A LARGE SUPERMARKET CHAIN IS NOW APOLOGIZING AFTER

一家大型超級市場連鎖店正在道歉。

THEY RAN AN INSENSITIVE AAD ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO HOST

他們跑了一個麻木不仁的AAD，鼓勵人們舉辦。

THANKSGIVING GATHERINGS.

感恩節聚會。

THE AD SAYS HOSTING, PLAN A SUPERSPREAD.

廣告說主辦，計劃一個超級傳播。

IT IS A VERY INSENSITIVE AAD CAMPAIGN BUT A SOLID JOKE.

這是一個非常麻木不仁的AAD廣告，但卻是一個十足的笑話。

(LAUGHTER) I THINK IT'S OKAY TO BE

我認為這是好的... ...

DISAPPOINTED IN THE CAMPAIGN BUT ACKNOWLEDGE SOLID JOKE.

對競選不滿意，但認識到這是個笑話。

YOU KNOW WHAT I CALL THE AAD, VIERL MARKETING.

你知道我叫什麼AAD，VIERL營銷。

-- VIRAL MARKETING.

-- 病毒營銷：

CAN WE SEE IT AGAIN.

我們能再看一次嗎？

I MEAN CAN YOU IMAGINE EATING ORANGE SLICES WHEN YOU'VE GOT A

我是說，你能想象當你有了橘子片的時候，你能吃到橘子片嗎？

GIANT SHRIMP PLATTER AND A PERFECTLY GOOD CHEESE BALL.

巨大的蝦盤和一個完美的好奶酪球。

>> AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS, A COMPANY IN CANADA IS

>> 我們想給你看這個，加拿大的一家公司是。

GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION ONLINE FOR ITS SIGNS ENCOURAGING

在網上獲得大量的關注，因為我的標誌鼓勵。

PEOPLE TO WEAR A MASK BECAUSE WELL YOU'LL SEE IT WHEN YOU SEE

人們戴著面具，因為... ...當你看到它時，你會看到它。

IT.

IT：

SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR, I'VE GOT A PENIS IN MY EAR.

對不起，我聽不見，我耳朵裡有個小雞雞。

I MEAN TALK ABOUT GRAPHIC DESIGN RIGHT, PLAY ON WORDS, A PLAY ON

我的意思是說說圖形設計的權利，文字的遊戲，一個遊戲。

WORDS.

詞：

CAN WE SEE THE SIGN AGAIN.

我們能不能再看一下標誌。

LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

THAT'S A GUY YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE AROUND IF HE SNEEZES.

如果他打噴嚏，你可不想和他在一起。

COME ON.

來吧。

DID YOU ONLY JUST SEE IT?

你只是看到了嗎？

IT CAME UP A SECOND TIME AND ALL I HEARD WAS SUSAN GO OH!

它第二次出現了，我只聽到蘇珊走了！

HOW DID YOU NOT SEE IT, SUSAN.

你怎麼沒看到，蘇珊。

IT IS A GIANT [BLEEP] I SAY GIANT [BLEEP]-- AND FINALLY, WE

這是一個巨大的 [嗶] 我說巨大的 [嗶] - 而最後，我們。

TALKED ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY AND NOW WE'VE GOT AN UPDATE.

前幾天我們討論過這個問題，現在我們有了最新的消息。

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE POPE'S OFFICIAL

你還記得我們跟你說過教皇的官職嗎？

INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT, HOW IT LIKED A PHOTO OF A BRAZILIAN BIKINI

INSTAGRAM帳戶，它是如何喜歡巴西比基尼的照片。

MODEL.

型號：

HERE IS THE PICTURE THAT THE POPE LIKED HERE.

這就是教皇喜歡的圖片。

WELL, THE VATICAN HAS NOW LAUNCHED AN VEX INTO THE

梵蒂岡人現在已經開始對這個世界發起進攻了。

INCIDENT SAYING QUOTE AN INTERNAL PROBE IS UNDER WAY.

事件說報價內部調查正在進行中。

I'M SURE IT IS.

我確定是這樣的

I MEAN IMAGINE PUTTING OUT A PRESS RELEASE, DID NO ONE AT THE

我的意思是想象一下，把一個新聞發佈，沒有人在那裡。

VATICAN GO GUISE I KNOW WE HAVE TO RESPOND PUBLICLY BUT MAYBE WE

我知道我們必須公開回應，但也許我們可以。

SHOULDN'T USE THE PHRASE INTERNAL PROBE.

不應使用PHRASE INTERNAL PROBE。

THE VATICAN SAYS THAT THEY ARE GOING TO LOOK VERY CLOSELY AT

梵蒂岡人說，他們要仔細研究一下。

IT, VERY CLOSELY, LIKE FOR A LONG TIME.

它，非常接近，像很長一段時間。