BOBBY CANNAVALE!

波比-坎納維爾！

EVERYBODY, LOOK AT THESE TWO!

各位，看看這兩個人！

RIGHT THERE!

就在那裡！

I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!

我很高興見到你！

NOW, TELL ME, WHERE ARE YOU ZOOMING IN FROM?

現在，告訴我，你從哪裡進入？

CURRENTLY, WHERE ARE YOU IN THE WORLD.

目前，你在世界的哪裡。

>> IN BY RON BAY, AUSTRALIA.

>> 在澳洲的羅恩-貝。

AND WE'RE BUBBLING SO WE CAN BE IN THE SAME ROOM.

而我們在吵吵鬧鬧，所以我們可以在同一個房間裡。

>> James: HOW IS THE SHOW GOING?

>> 詹姆斯。演出進展如何？

>> I HAVE TO GO ON A RIVER TODAY.

>> 我今天要去河邊。

>> James: YOU'VE BEEN IN A RIVER TODAY OR YOU'RE ABOUT TO

>> James:你今天已經在河裡或者即將在河裡。

GO IN A RIVER TODAY?

今天去河裡？

>> I HAVE TO GO BECAUSE IT'S TOMORROW MORNING IN AUSTRALIA

>> I HAVE TO GO BECAUSE IT'S TOMORROW MORNING IN AUSTRALIA

GO -- AND EVERYONE'S LIKE, IT'S ALL RIGHT, THE SNAKES WON'T HURT

去 - 和大家一樣，它的所有權利， 蛇不會受到傷害。

YOU.

你。

AND I SAID, NO, I HEARD THE SNAKES WILL KILL ME.

我說，不，我聽說蛇會殺了我。

AND THEY'RE LIKE, HA, HA, HA.

他們是喜歡，哈，哈，哈。

THE WATER IS NOT MOVING.

水是不動的。

I SAID THIS ISN'T A RIVER, THIS IS STAGNANT WATER.

我說過這不是河，這是死水。

AND EVERYONE LAUGHS AND SAY, NO DRAMA!

大家都笑著說："沒有戲劇性！

AND THEY LAUGH.

他們笑了。

>> James: THEY DO THAT, THE AUSTRALIANS.

>> 詹姆斯。他們這樣做，澳大利亞人。

ETCH THE SPIDERS, YOU GO INTO THE BATHROOM AND THERE WILL BE

雕刻蜘蛛，你進了浴室，那裡就會有。

WOULD BE NEXT TO A TOILETTE, THEY WILL BE, LIKE, DO YOU MIND,

會在洗碗機旁邊，他們會，比如，你介意嗎？

MATE, I'M HAVING A LITTLE PERSONAL TIME.

夥計，我有一個小的個人時間。

AND YOU'RE SAYING, NO WORRIES, I'LL LEAVE YOU TO IT.

而你卻說，別擔心，我會讓你去做的。

HAVE YOU HAD ANY EXPERIENCE WITH THE CREEPY CRAWLIES?

你有過與CREEPY CRAWLIES合作的經驗嗎？

>> YEAH, ONE LANDED ON MY BACK.

>> 是的，有一個落在了我的背上。

I SAID, NO PROBLEM.

我說，沒有問題。

HE GOES, NO PROBLEM, THE OTHER DAY I HAD A MASSIVE SPIDER ON MY

他走了，沒問題，前幾天我有一隻巨大的蜘蛛在我的身體上

BACK, DID THE SAME THING TO ME.

返回，做同樣的事情給我。

I SAID, THAT'S NICE.

我說，這是很好的。

>> YEAH, SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY ON SET.

>> 是的，有人打了一個人的設置。

I THOUGHT, OH, MY GOD A FIGHT IS BREAKING OUT, ANDETH JUST THERE

我想，哦，我的上帝一場戰鬥正在爆發， 和TETH只是在那裡。

WAS A FLY THAT WAS SO HUGE THAT THEY HIT SOMEBODY REALLY HARD

有隻蒼蠅飛得那麼大，以至於把人打得很慘。

BUT THEY WERE, LIKE, YEAH, THEY HIT BECAUSE IF THE FLY HAD

但是，他們是一樣，是的，他們打，因為如果他們有。

GOTTEN YOU IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH WORSE THAN TAKE THE HIT.

我給你的感覺是，這將是如此糟糕 比採取的打擊。

>> HOW ABOUT THE KOALA UP IN THE TREE.

>> 樹上的考拉怎麼樣？

ALL DAY WE'RE LIKE A KOALA IS ON THE SET.

我們整天都像一個考拉在現場。

AND IF THEY FEEL TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE LOOKING, THEY JUST FALL ON

如果他們覺得有太多的人在看，他們就會倒下。

YOU.

你。

>> A KOALA DROPPING.

>> A KOALA DROPPING。

ALL THE AMERICANS WERE, LIKE, OH, MY GOSH!

所有的美國人都，喜歡，哦，我的天哪！

THE FIRST DAY ON THE SET THERE WAS A MOMMA AND A BABY KOALA IN

在片場的第一天，就有一個媽媽和一個嬰兒在那裡。

A TREE.

一棵樹。

EVERY AMERICAN WAS, LIKE, OH, MY GOD!

每個美國人都是，喜歡，哦，我的上帝！

AND THEY SAY THEY'LL KOALA DROP YOU AND RIP YOUR FACE OFF.

他們還說要把你扔到地上，把你的臉撕下來。

SO NOW I'M TERRIFIED.

所以現在我很害怕。

>> James: THAT WAS MY MOVE AT HIGH SCHOOL.

>> 詹姆斯。這是我在高中的舉動。

THAT WAS MY MOVE AT HIGH SCHOOL.

這是我在高中的舉動。

IF I EVER GOT BULLIED OR SOMEONE STARTED SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT

如果我被人欺負了，或者有人開始說我的壞話... ...

MY SISTER, I'LL KOALA DROP YOU AND RIP YOUR FACE OFF.

我的妹妹，我會把你扔下去，然後把你的臉撕下來。

NOW, THE MOVIE YOU'RE IN "SUPERINTELLIGENCE" IS DIRECTED

現在，你在 "超級智能 "中的電影是由導演的。

BY YOUR HUSBAND BEN, MELISSA.

由你的丈夫本，梅麗莎。

HE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH.

他是我在地球上最喜歡的人之一。

YOU RECENTLY CELEBRATED 15 YEARS OF MARRIAGE.

你最近慶祝了15年的婚姻。

TELL ME, WHAT IS THE KEY TO A LONG AND HAPPY RELATIONSHIP?

告訴我，長久而幸福的關係的關鍵是什麼？

>> HE'S THE NICEST, WEIRDEST, FUNNIEST GUY I KNOW.

>> 他是我認識的最可愛，最怪異，最有趣的人。

THEN EVERYTHING IS EASY AFTER THAT.

之後一切都很簡單。

>> IT'S LAUGHS.

>> 它的笑。

CAN'T IMAGINE A SUPER INTENSE SERIOUS HOUSEHOLD.

無法想象一個超強度的家庭。

I'M SURE IT WORKS FOR SOME PEOPLE.

我相信這對某些人來說是可行的。

AND WHEN THE GIRLS ARE DOING TERRIBLE BITS THAT WE FIND FUNNY

而當女孩們做了可怕的事情，我們覺得很有趣。

AT THE DINNER TABLE, THEY'RE LIKE, MY GOD!

在餐桌上，他們就像，我的上帝！

NOTHING AGAINST THE BANKERS, BUT WE DO THE BANKERS AND BEN AND I

不反對銀行家，但我們做銀行家和本和我。

GET SUPER SERIOUS AND ASK ABOUT THE EDUCATION, HOW IS YOUR DAY.

認真地問一下教育的問題，你的一天怎麼樣。

AND THEN TWO MINUTES FROM THEN, BACK TO THE BITS, WHATEVER.

然後兩分鐘後，回到比特，什麼的。

>> James: AND BOBBY, YOU AND ROSE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR

>> James:波比，你和羅斯已經在一起了。

EIGHT YEARS NOW.

八年了

YOU'RE NOT TECHNICALLY MARRIED BUT YOU REFER TO ROSE AS YOUR

你還沒有技術上的婚姻，但你卻把Rose稱為你的妻子

WIFE.

妻子：

WHY IS THIS?

為什麼會這樣？

WHAT MADE YOU COME TO THE THIS IS HOW YOU WOULD DESCRIBE EACH

是什麼原因讓你來到這裡，你可以這樣描述每一個人。

OTHER?

其他？

>> I CAN'T FIND A BETTER WORD FOR IT, TO BE HONEST.

>> 我找不到更好的詞來形容它，誠實地說。

BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND FEELS TOO YOUNG, PARTNER FEELS TOO

男朋友，女朋友感覺太年輕，夥伴感覺太。

CLINICAL.

臨床：

AND, YOU KNOW, MY LADY PARTNER?

還有，你知道嗎，我的女伴？

THAT'S STILL WEIRD.

這仍然是奇怪的。

>> James: YEAH.

>> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

UNLESS YOU BOTH BECOME COPS.

除非你們都成為警察。

SO WE JUST -- IT'S JUST EASIER.

所以我們只是 - 這只是更容易。

PEOPLE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.

人們不問問題。

YOU SAY THIS IS MY WIFE.

你說這是我的妻子。

>> James: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN ABOUT GIRLFRIEND.

>> 詹姆斯。我知道你說的女朋友是什麼意思。

THOUGH IF YOU AND ROSE ARE TOGETHER IN YOUR 60s AND

如果你和Rose在60多歲的時候還在一起的話

70s, IT'S COOL TO GO BACK TO CALLING EACH OTHER GIRLFRIEND

70年代，回到叫對方女朋友的時代是很酷的。

AND BOYFRIEND.

和男朋友。

I THINK IT COMES BACK AROUND.

我想它又回來了。

>> I WILL BE 90 AND THIS IS MY 90-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND BOBBY.

>> 我將90歲，這是我90歲的男朋友波比。

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A 90-YEAR-OLD BOBBY?

你見過90歲的BOBBY嗎？

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: MELISSA, YOU HAVE

（笑） >> 詹姆斯：梅麗莎，你有

TWO CHILDREN AT HOME.

兩個孩子在家裡。

OUR SON IS GETTING A BIT OLDER, AN ONE OF YOUR DAUGHTERS HAS

我們的兒子年紀大了點，你的一個女兒也長大了。

JUST BECOME A TEENAGER.

剛剛成為一個十幾歲的孩子。

WHAT IS IT LIKE HAVING A TEENAGER IN THE HOUSE?

家裡有一個十幾歲的孩子是什麼感覺？

>> I DIDN'T -- I KEPT SAYING NOTHING WAS GOING TO CHANGE AND

>> 我沒有 -- 我一直說不會有什麼變化，而且...

THEN THERE WAS, LIKE, SOMEONE CAME IN, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE

然後，有人進來了，在中間的。

NIGHT, AND JUST KIND OF SWAPPED CHILDREN.

夜晚，只是有點交換孩子的意思。

NOT IN A BAD WAY, BUT JUST SHE WENT FROM, LIKE, GETTING UP

不是在一個壞的方式，但只是她從，喜歡， 起床

AT -- IT'S WEIRD STUFF.

在 - 這是奇怪的東西。

IT'S LIKE YOU WAKE UP AT A NORMAL TIME, AND THEN ONE DAY AT

就像你在正常的時間醒來，然後有一天在正常的時間

NOON.

中午。

I THOUGHT, OH, MY GOD SOMETHING'S WRONG, SHE'S ASLEEP.

我想，哦，我的天哪，出了點問題，她睡著了。

I WENT ON IN CHECKING ON HER.

我繼續在檢查她。

FROM THAT DAY ON, WAKING HER UP, SHE'S LIKE, AAAHHH!

從那一天開始，喚醒她，她就像，啊哈！

IT'S LIKE SOMEONE COMING OUT OF A CRYPT.

就像有人從哭聲中走出來一樣。

IT'S SO WEIRD.

它是如此怪異。

SHE JUST WANTS A CUP OF COFFEE.

她只是想喝杯咖啡。

SUDDENLY IT'S LIKE I'M LIVING WITH A 90-YEAR-OLD GUY.

就好像我和一個90歲的人住在一起一樣。

>> DO GIRLS SMELL THE WAY BOYS DO?

>> 女生有男生那樣的味道嗎？

>> NO, THAT'S SPECIFIC TO BOYS.

>> 不，這是專門針對男孩的。

BUT, YEAH, SHE JUST -- >> James: I'M LOOKING FORWARD

但是，是的，她只是 - >> 詹姆斯：我很期待

TO MY CHILDREN SLEEPING IN.

我的孩子們睡在。

MY DAUGHTER IS SIX, AND SHE WAKES UP AT 5:00 A.M., AND

我的女兒是六歲，和她醒了 在早上5: 00，和。

SOMETIMES SHE COMES IN TO ME LIKE, HEY!

有時她來找我，就像，嘿！

AND I'M, LIKE, YOU'RE SIX.

而我，喜歡，你是六。

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO TO TODAY.

你今天沒有什麼可做的。

LIKE, YOU HAVE NO PLANS.

就像，你沒有計劃。

WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

你又不是美國總統。

SHE'S LIKE, RIGHT, COME ON.

她喜歡，對，來吧。

YOU KNOW, THIS HOUSE DON'T BUILD ITSELF.

你知道嗎，這房子不是自己建的。

I'M, LIKE, GIVE ME A BREAK, ALL THIS CAN HAPPEN AT NINE.

我，喜歡，給我一個突破， 所有這一切都可以發生在9。

>> MY 4-YEAR-OLD HAS TAKEN TO COMING IN WITH A BIG GRIN ON HIS

>> 我4歲的孩子已經開始帶著大大的笑容進來了。

FACE GOING, WHAT'S GOING ON?

臉去，發生了什麼事？

I'M, LIKE, IT'S 5:45, NOTHING IS GOING ON.

我，喜歡，這是5: 45， 什麼都沒有發生。

HE'LL GET UP AND COME IN AND HE'LL BE HAVE A PARTICULARLY

他將起身進來，他將有一個特別的。

GOOD SLEEP AND GO, DAD, LOOK AT ME.

睡個好覺，爸爸，看著我。

I'LL GO, I'M LOOKING AT YOU.

我要走了，我在看你。

HE GOES, I TOOK MY DANCING PILLS.

他走了，我把我的舞丸。

( LAUGHTER ) SO ACTUALLY LIKE THE MORNING, I

（笑）所以實際上像早上，我。

KIND OF LIKE THE MORNING.

有點像早上。

I TRAINED MYSELF TO GO TO ■SLEEP EARLY ENOUGH SO I CAN GET THE

我訓練自己早早入睡，這樣我就可以得到的。

GEMS IN THE MORNING BECAUSE THEY'RE PRETTY FUNNY IN THE

晨曦中的寶石，因為它們很有趣。

MORNING.

早晨。

IT'S LIKE THEY DON'T REALIZE, THEY MUST HAVE BEEN DREAMING

他們好像沒有意識到，他們一定是在做夢。

ABOUT SOMETHING IN THE MORNING AND IT COMES OUT THE FIRST THING

關於早上的一些事情，第一件事就出來了。

IN THE MORNING AND THEY SHARE IT WITH YOU.

早晨，他們與你分享。

LITTLE THINGS THAT PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE KIDS DON'T

沒有孩子的人不知道的小事。

UNDERSTAND.

理解：

>> James: DANCING PILLS, FANTASTIC.

>> 詹姆斯。跳舞枕頭，太棒了。

YOU HAD THE MOST INCREDIBLE CAREER.

你有一個最不可思議的職業生涯。

I HEARD YOUR ACTING CAREER MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED IF IT WASN'T

我聽說你的演藝生涯可能不會發生，如果不是這樣的話。

FOR THE SPICE GIRLS.

給辣妹子們的。

IS THIS TRUE?

這是真的嗎？

>> IT IS TRUE.

>> 它是真實的。

YOU KNOW, I USED TO JUST DO WHATEVER I COULD, YOU KNOW, TO

你知道，我曾經只是做任何事情，我可以，你知道的，以。

BE IN THE GAME, RIGHT, SO I WAS AN UNDERSTUDY IN A BROADWAY SHOW

是在遊戲中，對吧，所以我是一個研究人員在Broadway的表演。

AT THE TIME BACK IN 1997 OR 1998, AND THERE WAS A BRILLIANT

在1997年或1998年的時候，有一個很好的。

ACTOR NAMED MARK McKINNEY WHO WAS A WONDERFUL ACTOR FOR THE

名叫馬克-麥金尼的演員，他是《大話西遊》中的一個出色演員。

HE WAS IN THE PLAY AT THE TIME AND I WAS HIS UNDERSTUDY.

他當時在劇中，我是他的研究對象。

THREE DAYS AFTER WE OPENED THE PLAY HE GOT THE SPICE GIRL MOVIE

我們開演三天後，他得到了《辣妹子》的電影

AND HE HAD TO GO.

他必須要去。

I STEP IN AND, SIX MONTHS LATER, I GOT A TELEVISION SHOW JUST

我走進去，六個月後，我得到了一個電視節目，只是。

FROM THAT PLAY.

從那場戲。

AND I NEVER WENT TO WORK BACK AFTER THAT.

之後我再也沒有回去工作過。

SO I OWE MARK McKINNEY AND THE SPICE GIRLS A LOT.

所以我欠馬克-麥金尼和辣妹樂隊很多。

>> James: WE ALL-THE SPICE GIRLS A LOT AND YOU IN

>> 詹姆斯。我們所有的香料女孩很多，你在。

PARTICULAR.

特別是：

WE'RE THRILLED ABOUT THAT.

我們很高興。

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