GOOD TO SEE YOU.

很高興見到你。

WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

歡迎來到 "深夜秀"。

I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

我是你的主播，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

EVY IS HERE TONIGHT.

每個人都在這裡今晚。

THAT'S ALWAYS A GOOD SHOW.

這總是一個好節目。

THAT'S ALWAYS A LOT OF FUN.

這總是很多的樂趣。

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, 3450EU DARLING.

謝謝你來這裡，3450歐盟達令。

>> MY PLEASURE >> Stephen: IT'S TWO WEEKS TO

>> 我的榮幸 >> Stephen:兩週後

THE DAY SINCE THE ELECTION, AND I'M BEGINNING TO BREATHE EASIER.

選舉前一天，我開始輕鬆了。

IT'S LIKE I'VE HAD A WEIGHT ON MY CHEST.

就像我的胸口有重物一樣。

DOCTORS SAY IT WAS 239 POUNDS, BUT IT FELT HEAVIER.

醫生說是239磅，但感覺更重。

ANYWAY, I'M FEELING GOOD.

總之，我感覺很好。

BUT DOWN IN D.C., THE PRESIDENT IS SLOWLY, AGONIZINGLY GOING

但在華盛頓特區，總統正緩慢地，漸進地走著。

THROUGH THE FIVE STAGES OF NARCISSIST GRIEF: DENIAL,

通過五個階段的NARCISSIST GRIFF：否認。

DENIAL, DENIAL, DENIAL, DENIAL, AND DENIAL.

否認，否認，否認，否認，否認，否認。

I KNOW THAT'S SIX, BUT RUDY IS DEMANDING A RECOUNT.

我知道這是六個，但魯迪要求重新計算。

I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON THE LATEST IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF MY

我將在今晚的 "我的 "雜誌上為您介紹最新的情況。

UNFORTUNATELY ONGOING SEGMENT: >> NA!

不幸的是，正在進行的部分：>>不!

NA!

不！

NA!

不！

HEY! HEY!

嘿！

I WON'T LEAVE!

我不會離開！

>> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE."

>> "白宮之路"。

TELL THEM WHAT THEY'VE WON!

告訴他們他們贏了什麼！

>> Stephen: RATHER THAN FINALLY FACING REALITY, ACCORDING

>> Stephen:而不是最終面對現實，根據。

TO ADVISERS, "THE PRESIDENT IS MORE DUG INTO HIS POSITION THAN

致顧問："主席對他的職位的鑽研程度超過了他的工作。

HE WAS AT THE BEGINNING."

他是在開始的時候。"

THIS AFTERNOON WE LEARNED THIS.

今天下午我們學到了這個。

>> APPARENTLY, THE PRESIDENT IS CONSIDERING CANCELLING HIS TRIP

>> 看來，總統正在考慮取消他的旅行。

TO MAR-A-LAGO.

到MAR-A-LAGO。

>> Stephen: WELL, HISTORY IS FAMOUSLY KIND TO AUTOCRATS WHO

>> Stephen:好吧，歷史是著名的善良的汽車製造商誰的

LOSE AND THEN RETREAT UNDERGROUND.

輸了，然後再去地下。

WHILE THE COMMANDER IN DOOF VOWS TO FIGHT ON, REPORTEDLY, "ALL OF

雖然指揮官在DOOF發誓要打上，據說，"所有的"。

HIS PEOPLE ARE DESPONDENT."

他的人民都是可憐的。"

WELCOME TO THE CLUB.

歡迎來到俱樂部。

I DON'T BLAME THEM.

我不怪他們。

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT'S GOING TO BE FOR THEM TO GET

你知道他們要得到的東西有多難嗎？

A JOB?

工作？

OR A SPITLESS BURGER?

還是一個無口漢堡？

SO FAR, THE CAMPAIGN'S LEGAL CHALLENGES ARE NOT GOING WELL.

到目前為止，競選活動的法律挑戰並不順利。

SINCE FRIDAY, CASES CHALLENGING THE ELECTION RESULTS HAVE BEEN

從週五開始，質疑選舉結果的案件就一直存在。

DROPPED IN ARIZONA, MICHIGAN, GEORGIA, WISCONSIN, AND

在亞利桑那州、密歇根州、喬治亞州、威斯康星州和... ...

PENNSYLVANIA.

賓夕法尼亞州：

TO BE CLEAR, DROPPED.

要清楚，丟掉。

THOSE ARE WITHDRAWN CASES.

這些都是撤銷的案件。

THEY DIDN'T EVEN LOSE THEM.

他們甚至沒有失去它們。

THEY PRE-LOST THEM.

他們預先失去了他們。

IT'S LIKE COMING IN LAST IN THE INDY 500 BECAUSE YOU DECIDED NOT

就像你決定不參加INDY 500的比賽，卻落在最後一樣。

TO BUY A CAR.

買車。

( LAUGHTER ) MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE PRESIDENT

(笑)更重要的是，主席......

WAS FRUSTRATED THAT HIS CAMPAIGN LAWYERS WERE NOT APPEARING MORE

他對自己的競選律師沒有更多的露面而感到憤怒。

FREQUENTLY ON TELEVISION.

經常上電視。

HE WANTS HIS CLAIMS OF ELECTION FRAUD TAKEN ALL THE WAY TO THE

他想把他關於選舉舞弊的指控帶到法庭上。

HIGHEST COURT IN THE LAND: "HOT BENCH!"

最高法院："熱板凳！"

TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION, THE PRESIDENT HAS NAMED RUDY

為了撤銷這一局面，主席已任命魯迪為主席。

GIULIANI TO HEAD THE LEGAL TEAM.

GIULIANI將上司法律團隊。

AS ONE CAMPAIGN OFFICIAL NOTED, "IT'S REALLY MORE OF A

正如一位競選官員所言："這實際上更像是一個人的行為。

PUBLIC-RELATIONS FIGHT NOW THAN A LEGAL ONE."

公關鬥爭現在比法律鬥爭。"

RUDY'S PERFECT FOR THIS JOB, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ABOUT

RUDY很適合這份工作，因為我不知道什麼是...

PUBLIC RELATIONS, BUT HE'S AN OLD HAND AT PUBIC RELATIONS.

公共關係，但他是一個老手在公共關係。

( LAUGHING ) RUDY'S ALREADY GETTING ALL

（笑）魯迪已經得到了所有的

LEGAL.

法律方面：

IN FACT, TODAY HE APPEARED IN "THE CAMPAIGN'S FEDERAL CASE IN

事實上，今天他出現在 "競選人的聯邦案件 "中。

PENNSYLVANIA."

賓夕法尼亞州。"

OF COURSE, HE WASN'T THERE ALONE.

當然，他不是一個人在那裡。

HE WAS ACCOMPANIED BY HIS LAW PARTNERS, ERNEST AND JULIO

他與他的法律夥伴ERNEST和JULIO共同合作。

GALLO.

伽羅：

THINGS HAVE GOTTEN CONTENTIOUS BEHIND THE SCENES.

事情在幕後變得越來越多。

AFTER THE CAMPAIGN DROPPED A LAWSUIT IN ARIZONA, ON

競選人在亞利桑那州撤銷訴訟後，關於。

SPEAKERPHONE, RUDY CALLED THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN LAWYERS LIARS FOR

演講者，魯迪稱特朗普競選的律師是金光黨，因為

TELLING THE PRESIDENT HIS ODDS OF CHANGING THE OUTCOME OF THE

告訴主席他改變選舉結果的機會。

ELECTION WERE SLIM.

選舉是微弱的。

IN RESPONSE, ONE CAMPAIGN OFFICIAL CALLED RUDY A-- QUOTE--

作為迴應，一位競選官員稱RUDY A... 引用...

"(BLEEP) ASS (BLEEP)."

"（BLEEP）屁股（BLEEP）。"

AND THE WINNER FOR NICEST THING EVER SAID ABOUT RUDY GIULIANI

還有關於魯迪-吉利安尼的最佳言論獎得主

IS...

是...

IT'S THAT.

就是這樣。

IT'S THAT.

就是這樣。

IT'S THAT.

就是這樣。

( LAUGHING ) TURNS OUT, RUDY HAS TRIED TO

（笑）轉出，魯迪已經嘗試了

WRESTLE POWER AWAY FROM THE CURRENT LONGSTANDING CAMPAIGN

把權力從當前的長期競選中解放出來。

LEADERSHIP IN AN INTERNAL CAMPAIGN COUP.

LEADERSHIP IN AN INTERNAL CAMPAIGN COUP.

WAIT, THEY ARE ATTEMPTING A COUP INSIDE THEIR COUP?

等等，他們是在自己的 "伴侶 "裡做 "伴侶 "嗎？

THAT IS COUP-COUP!

這就是COUP-COUP！

THAT JOKE SENT TO US BY LITTLE RICHIE DAHM, AGE EIGHT.

這笑話寄給我們的小裡奇達姆，八歲。

THANK YOU, RICHIE.

謝謝你，RICHIE。

YOU'LL BE GETTING A COPY OF OUR HOME GAME.

你會得到一份我們的家庭遊戲的副本。

( LAUGHTER ) AND NOW A REPORT SAYS GIULIANI'S

（笑）現在有一份報告說，GIULIANI的。

ASKING THE PRESIDENT'S CAMPAIGN TO COUGH UP $20,000 A DAY FOR

請主席的競選團每天拿出兩萬元作為經費。

HIS LEGAL WORK.

他的法律工作。

BUT IT'S WORTH EVERY PENNY FOR EXPERT LEGAL ARGUMENTATION LIKE

但它是值得每一分錢的專家法律論證，如。

THIS: >> AND THEN YOU START DOING

這：>>然後你就開始做。

BALLOTS LIKE THIS-- DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH.

像這樣的選票 -- 嘟-嘟-嘟-嘟-嘟-嘟-嘟-嘟。

>> Stephen: DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH.

>> Stephen:DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH。

THAT'S EITHER HIM COUNTING BALLOTS OR TRYING TO COLD START

那是他在計算選票或試圖冷啟動。

HIS HAND-CRANK PACEMAKER.

他的手搖式制袋機。

WITH THEIR LEGAL CASES FLOUNDERING, SOME REPUBLICANS

隨著他們的訴訟案件的失敗，一些共和黨人

ARE ENCOURAGING OTHER CLEARLY UNDEMOCRATIC MEANS TO KEEP THE

正在鼓勵其他明顯不民主的手段，以保持

PRESIDENT IN OFFICE, LIKE SOUTH CAROLINA SENATOR AND SURGEON

主席在職，像南卡羅來納州參議員和外科醫生一樣。

TRYING TO REMEMBER WHICH PATIENT HE LEFT THAT SCALPEL IN,

試圖記住哪一個病人 他留下的刮刀。

LINDSEY GRAHAM.

LINDSEY GRAHAM.

TURNS OUT, GEORGIA'S SECRETARY OF STATE BRAD RAFFENSPERGER SAYS

結果，喬治亞州的國務卿布拉德-拉芬斯佩格說，

GRAHAM AND OTHER REPUBLICANS HAVE PRESSURED HIM TO TOSS LEGAL

格雷厄姆和其他共和黨人曾向他施壓，要求他放棄合法的。

BALLOTS.

投票：

WELL, THEY FINALLY FOUND SOME VOTER FRAUD!

他們終於發現了一些選民舞弊！

AND IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK: IN THE MIRROR.

而它永遠是你看的最後一個地方。在鏡子裡。

ACCORDING TO RAFFENSPERGER, SENATOR GRAHAM WAS CONCERNED

據RAFFENSPERGER說，GRAHAM參議員擔心的是：

THAT HE WASN'T DISQUALIFYING ENOUGH OF GEORGIA'S MAIL-IN

說他對喬治亞州的郵寄投票不滿意

BALLOTS BASED ON SIGNATURES THAT DON'T MATCH THE REGISTRATION, SO

根據與登記不符的簽名進行投票，所以。

GRAHAM HAD A SUGGESTION: >> SENATOR GRAHAM IMPLIED FOR US

格雷厄姆有一個建議。>> 格雷厄姆議員對美國暗示：

TO AUDIT THE ENVELOPES AND THEN THROW OUT THE BALLOTS FOR

審核信封，然後將票投出。

COUNTIES WHO HAD THE HIGHEST FREQUENCY ERROR OF SIGNATURES.

簽名錯誤頻率最高的國家：

>> Stephen: SO, BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE HAVE SLOPPY SIGNATURES,

>> 史蒂芬: 所以，因為有些人的簽名很滑稽。

LINDSEY GRAHAM WANTS TO THROW OUT ALL OF THE VOTES FROM WHOLE

林賽-格雷厄姆想把所有的選票都扔掉。

COUNTIES. THAT'S LIKE SAYING, "WELL, THIS DOOR HINGE IS

縣。這就像說，"好吧，這個門鉸鏈是。

SQUEAKY, TH SIMPLEST THING IS TO JUST BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.

笨蛋，最簡單的辦法就是把房子燒掉。

GRAHAM DENIED MAKING ANY UNCOMFORTABLE DEMANDS OF THE

格拉漢姆否認對《公約》提出任何難以接受的要求。

SECRETARY.

我的意思是，我的意思是......"。

>> I THINK THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS.

>> 我覺得這太可笑了。

IF HE FEELS THREATENED BY THAT CONVERSATION, HE'S GOT A

如果他覺得受到了談話的威脅，他就有了一個。

PROBLEM.

問題：

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD CONVERSATION.

我還真覺得這是個不錯的談話。

>> Stephen: IN OTHER WORDS, IT WAS:

>> Stephen:換句話說，它是：

>> AN ABSOLUTELY PERFECT PHONE CALL.

>> 一個絕對完美的電話。

>> Stephen: BUT IT'S NOT JUST GRAHAM.

>> 但它不僅僅是格雷厄姆。

RAFFENSPERGER ALSO SAID HE AND HIS WIFE, TRICIA, HAVE RECEIVED

RAFFENSPERGER還表示，他和他的妻子TRICIA已經收到了。

DEATH THREATS IN RECENT DAYS.

最近幾天的死亡威脅：

OBVIOUSLY, THAT IS SAD AND HORRIFYING, BUT ACCORDING TO

很明顯，這是很悲哀和可怕的，但根據... ...

RAFFENSPERGER, "IT'S ALSO VERY DISILLUSIONING, PARTICULARLY

RAFFENSPERGER，"這也是非常令人沮喪的，特別是：

WHEN IT COMES FROM PEOPLE ON MY SIDE OF THE AISLE."

"當它來自我這邊的人。"

YEAH, YOU EXPECT THREATS FROM THE OTHER SIDE, BUT IT HURTS SO

是的，你期待著來自另一邊的威脅，但它是如此的痛苦。

MUCH MORE WHEN IT COMES FROM THE HEAVILY-ARMED YAHOOS WHOSE

當它來自全副武裝的亞虎國際娛樂網址時，就會更多。

UNLIMITED GUN RIGHTS YOU'VE BEEN PROTECTING YOUR ENTIRE CAREER.

你在整個職業生涯中一直在保護的無限的槍支權利。

RAFFENSPERGER ACTUALLY SAVED HIS HARSHEST LANGUAGE FOR GEORGIA

拉芬斯伯格實際上為喬治亞州保留了他最嚴厲的語言。

REPRESENTATIVE DOUGLAS A.

DOUGLAS A.代表。

COLLINS, WHO IS LEADING THE PRESIDENT'S EFFORTS IN GEORGIA

柯林斯，誰在上司總統在喬治亞州的工作？

AND WHO RAFFENSPERGER HAS CALLED A "LIAR" AND A "CHARLATAN."

還有拉芬斯伯格說他是 "金光黨 "和 "夏拉坦"

OOH, A CHARLATAN!

哦，一個嘎嘎！

WATCH OUT, COLLINS!

小心，柯林斯 Watch out, COLLINS!

SOON HE'LL CALL YOU A SCALLAWAG, A MOUNTEBANK, A CHISLER, A

很快他就會叫你 "斯卡拉瓦格"、"山地銀行"、"奇斯勒"、"阿克蘇"。

LILYWHACKER, A RAPSCALLION, A GRUMBLETONIAN, A FLIMFLAMMER,

LILYWHACKER, RAPSCALLION, THE GRUMBLETONIAN, THE FLIMFLAMMER,

AND A SHIBAROON.

和一個SHIBAROON。

THEY'RE ALL IN HIS NEW BOOK: "50 POLITE WAYS TO CALL DOUG

這些內容都在他的新書《給DOUG打電話的50種禮貌方式》中。

COLLINS A DICK."

COLLINS A DICK."

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S A BESTSALER.

（笑）這是一個暢銷書。

IT'S A BESTSELLER.

這是一個暢銷書。

BUT SOME REPUBLICANS ARE STARTING TO FACE FACTS, LIKE

但一些共和黨人開始面對事實，比如說：

FLORIDA SENATOR AND VICE PRINCIPAL HOPING SOMEONE WILL

弗羅裡達州參議員和副州長希望有人會

SHOW UP FOR ZOOM OFFICE HOURS, MARCO RUBIO.

在ZOM辦公時間出現，Marco RUBIO。

RUBIO WAS ASKED ABOUT BIDEN'S POTENTIAL CHOICE FOR NATIONAL

盧比奧被問及比登是否有可能成為國家領導人的人選。

INTELLIGENCE DIRECTOR, AND HE SAID THIS:

情報總監，他說這。

>> WELL, THAT WILL BE THE PRESIDENT-ELECT'S DECISION,

>> 好吧，這將是當選總統的決定。

OBVIOUSLY.

顯然。

>> YOU JUST SAID PRESIDENT-ELECT.

>> 你剛才說的是候任總統。

ARE YOU SAYING BIDEN IS THE PRESIDENT-ELECT NOW?

你是說比登是現在的當選總統嗎？

>> WELL, ULTIMATELY, THAT'S WHAT THE RESULTS, THE PRELIMINARY

>> 好吧，最終，這就是結果，初步的。

RESULTS SEEM TO INDICATE.

結果似乎表明：

>> Stephen: THAT IS SOME WEAK ACCEPTANCE OF THE INEVITABLE.

>> 斯蒂芬：這是對不可避免的事情的一種微弱的接受。

I'D HATE TO SEE THE G.O.P.

我真想看看G. O. P.

VERSION OF "ANNIE."

"安妮 "的版本。

♪ THE SUN'LL COME OUT TOMORROW

太陽明天就要出來了

♪ ULTIMATELY THE PRELIMINARY RESULTS SEEM TO INDICATE

最終的初步結果似乎表明：

♪ THERE'LL BE SUN JUST THINKIN' ABOUT,

想到這裡就會有太陽。

TOMORROW ♪ THE MOON HAS THE LEGAL RIGHT

明天的月亮有合法的權利。

TOMORROW ♪ THE MOON HAS THE LEGAL RIGHT TO

明天的月亮有合法的權利，以

PURSUE LEGAL CHALLENGES ♪ 'TIL ITS DONE

追求法律挑戰，直到它完成。

♪ IT'S A HARD FRAUD CASE TO BACK

# 欺詐案很難查清 # # It's a hard fraud case to back #

♪ BUT WE GOTTA SMOOCH HIS CRACK ♪

但我們必須SMOOCH他的裂縫，

( LAUGHTER ) I STARTED BOTH OF THOSE SLIGHTLY

（笑）我開始了這兩個稍微

HIGHER KEY THAN I'M COMFORTABLE WITH.

比我能接受的更高的鍵。

RUBIO-- YOU FELT THE EMOTION.

RUBIO -- 你感受到了這種情緒。

RUBIO ISN'T THE ONLY G.O.P.

RUBIO不是唯一的G. O. P.

OFFICIAL TAKING A BABY STEP TOWARD REALITY.

官方採取一個嬰兒的步驟走向現實。

SO IS IDAHO SENATOR AND LATEST PUPPET CREATION FROM THE MIND OF

愛達荷州參議員也是如此，最新的寵物創造從頭腦中的。

JEFF DUNHAM, JAMES RISCH.

JEFF DUNHAM, JAMES RISCH.

RISCH ADMITTED TO REPORTERS THAT BIDEN WON, ADDING, "THIS IS MY

RISCH向記者承認BIDEN獲勝，並補充說："這是我的。

SECOND TRANSITION WHERE WE MOVE FROM ONE POLITICAL PARTY TO

第二次過渡，在那裡我們從一個政黨轉到一個政黨。

ANOTHER IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

另一個在白宮。

IT IS A CHANGE IN THE MUSIC THAT IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND.

這是在背景音樂中的變化。

WE GO FROM HEAVY METAL TO CLASSICAL MUSIC IN ONE FELL

我們從重金屬到經典音樂，一氣呵成。

SWOOP."

SWOOP。"

YES, GOOD-BYE TO THE PRESIDENT'S HEAVY METAL.

是的，再見了主席的重金屬。

THE LAST SONG ON HIS SET LIST?

他的最後一首歌曲？

"ENTER BLANDMAN."

"輸入BLANDMAN。"

♪ ♪ ♪ WOOO-OOO!

嗚嗚嗚！

YESTERDAY, A REPORTER ASKED JOE BIDEN ABOUT THE REAL-WORLD COST

昨天，有記者問喬-比登，關於真實的世界成本。

OF THE PRESIDENT'S OBSTRUCTION, AND THE TRANSITION, AND THE

主席的報告和過渡時期的報告

PRESIDENT-ELECT DID NOT MINCE WORDS:

候任主席毫不吝嗇。

>> WHAT DO YOU SEE AS THE BIGGEST THREAT TO YOUR

>> 你認為什麼是對你最大的威脅？

TRANSITION RIGHT NOW, GIVEN PRESIDENT TRUMP'S UNPRECEDENTED

鑑於特朗普總統的未雨綢繆，現在就進行過渡。

ATTEMPT TO OBSTRUCT AND DELAY A SMOOTH TRANSFER OF POWER?

試圖阻撓和拖延權力的順利轉移？

>> MORE PEOPLE MAY DIE IF WE DON'T COORDINATE.

>>如果我們不協調，可能會有更多的人死亡。

>> Stephen: WE'RE DOOMED!

>> Stephen:我們要完蛋了！

I MEAN, IS THIS A MAN WHO LOOKS COORDINATED?

我的意思是，這是一個男人誰看起來協調？

BUT BIDEN WAS OPTIMISTIC: >> WE'RE MOVING ALONG KNOWING

但比登是個樂觀主義者: >> 我們知道，我們正在前進。

WHAT THE OUTCOME WILL BE.

結果是什麼：

I FIND THIS MORE EMBARRASSING FOR THE COUNTRY THAN

我覺得這對國家來說，是最令人尷尬的事情

DEBILITATING FOR MY ABILITY TO GET STARTED.

為我的創業能力打了折扣。

>> Stephen: OH, WE'RE WAY PAST EMBARRASSMENT, JOE.

>> Stephen:哦，我們是過去的尷尬，喬。

AFTER A FULL TERM OF THIS PRESIDENT, WE COULD GET OUR

本屆主席任期屆滿後，我們可以得到我們的。

PERIOD IN GYM CLASS, ACCIDENTALLY CALL THE TEACHER

體育課期間，不小心給老師打了電話

"MOM," TRIP IN THE HALLWAY IN FRONT OF OUR CRUSH, AND STILL BE

"媽媽，"在走廊上絆倒在我們的戀人面前，仍然是。

LIKE, "YEAH, BETTER THAN THE LAST FOUR YEARS."

就像，"是啊，比過去四年更好。"

LET'S MOVE ON TO PERHAPS THE BIGGEST NEWS OF THE DAY: THE

讓我們轉到可能是今天最大的新聞：The

ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE HAS ARRIVED IN NEW YORK

羅克費勒中心聖誕樹抵達紐約。

CITY!

城市！

OKAY, IT'S COOL, NBC.

好吧，這很好，NBC。

YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR OWN NATIONALLY RECOGNIZED HOLIDAY

你們有自己的國家認可的節日。

ICON.

ICON：

MEANWHILE, NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT THE TIMES SQUARE CBS

同時，沒有人談論時代廣場CBS的事。

CORNUCOPIA, EVEN THOUGH IT IS OVERFLOWING WITH FESTIVE

CORNUCOPIA，儘管它已經被節日的氣氛所淹沒。

"60 MINUTES" CORRESPONDENTS!

"60分鐘 "記者！

HOWEVER, ONE CITY'S CHRISTMAS DECORATION DID NOT GO OFF

然而，一個城市的聖誕裝飾並沒有被取消。

EXACTLY AS PLANNED, BECAUSE THE CHRISTMAS TREE IN CINCINNATI

完全按照計劃，因為辛辛那提的聖誕樹。

WENT VIRAL FOR EMBODYING HOW WE FEEL IN 2020.

因體現了我們在2020年的感受而走紅。

UH, OKAY, BUT I'M NOT SURE I BUY THAT.

呃，好吧，但我不確定我買的。

CHRISTMAS TREES ARE CHEERFUL AND HAPPY!

聖誕樹是快樂和幸福的!

HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY EMBODY HOW EVERYONE IS-- YEAH, OKAY.

這怎麼可能體現大家是如何... ... 是啊，好吧。

YEAH, THAT'S ME.

是的，這就是我。

THAT'S GOT THE FEELS.

這就是感覺。

THAT TREE LOOKS LIKE IT JUST WENT ON ITS LAST MARCH INTO

那棵樹看起來就像它剛走到最後一程的樣子

ISENGARD.

ISENGARD.

SO WHY DOES SAD TREE LOOK SAD?

那麼為什麼傷心樹看起來很傷心呢？

WELL, OFFICIALS SAY MANY OF THE BRANCHES ARE STILL TIED WITH

好吧，官員們說，許多分行仍在與TIED

TWINE.

雙線。

OH, YEAH, IT'S THE TWINE.

哦，是的，是雙胞胎。

CAN I START USING THAT EXCUSE, TOO?

我也可以開始使用這個藉口了嗎？

I KNOW IT MAY LOOK LIKE I HAVEN'T EXERCISED SINCE MARCH,

我知道這看起來像我從三月開始就沒有運動過。

BUT THAT'S JUST THE TWINE.

但這只是雙胞胎。

YOU UN-TWINE ME, AND I'M HARDER THAN A HEMSWORTH.

你給我解酒，我就會比HEMSWORTH更硬。

RIGHT, HONEY?

對吧，親愛的？

>> OH, ABSOLUTELY.

>> 哦，絕對的。

>> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY, THANK YOU.

>> Stephen:當然，謝謝你。

AFTER THAT INITIAL PICTURE WENT VIRAL, CINCINNATI OFFICIALS KEPT

在最初的圖片被傳播後，辛辛那提官員保持了

WORKING ON THE TREE AND RELEASED THIS AFTER-PHOTO:

在樹上工作，併發布了這張事後照片。

AWWWW!

AWWWW!

THAT SPRUCE GOT ALL SPRUCED UP!

那棵葡萄樹已經開始發芽了！

SO IT STARTED OUT INCREDIBLY SAD AND PITIFUL, BUT SOMEHOW IN

所以它開始的時候非常的悲傷和可憐，但有些時候在

EARLY NOVEMBER, IT TURNED THINGS AROUND AND RESTORED PEOPLE'S

11月初，它扭轉了局面，恢復了人們的生活。

HOPE?

希望？

THIS TREE REALLY DOES EMBODY 2020, ESPECIALLY IN JANUARY,

這棵樹確實體現了2020年，尤其是在1月份。

WHEN WE GET TO THROW THE WHOLE THING IN A WOODCHIPPER.

當我們要把整個東西扔進木頭刨子裡的時候，

WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

我們已經為你準備了一個很棒的節目，今晚。

FORMULA ONE CHAMPION LEWIS HAMILTON IS HERE.

一級方程式冠軍LEWIS HAMILTON在這裡。

BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, "MEANWHILE!"

但是，當我們回來的時候，"meanWHILE！"

JOIN US.

加入我們。

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪