All right, everyone, our current most wanted is Alan.

好了，各位，我們目前的頭號通緝犯是艾倫。

Show will need to know everything where he lives.

秀要知道他住的地方的一切。

What is daily movements look like?

日常運動是怎樣的？

Who he associates with also need his birth date, time, location, Hogwarts, house relationship status and sexual orientation.

他和誰交往還需要他的出生日期、時間、地點、霍格沃茨、家庭關係狀況和性取向。

It's got a fantastic sense of fashion, but I'm hoping he's at least by her Pan.

它的時尚感很強，但我希望他至少是由她潘。

I'm sorry, ma'am, but what exactly is Mr Chow wanted for?

對不起，女士，請問周先生到底因為什麼被通緝？

For me?

給我的？

I don't really understand, ma'am.

我真的不明白，夫人。

He is currently single, but based on his dating patterns.

他目前是單身，但根據他的交友模式。

Looks like we have a serial monogamous on our hands.

看來我們手上有一個連環一夫一妻制。

Excellent, ma'am.

優秀的，夫人。

He's a hufflepuff across the compatibility with a female Southern ma'am.

他是一個胡夫卡夫，跨越了與南方女性夫人的兼容性。

After an Internet deep dive, I was able to ascertain that he is very tall.

經過網絡深挖，我能夠確定，他的身高很高。

Why?

為什麼？

Why is that surprising?

這有什麼好奇怪的？

Great work so far.

到目前為止，偉大的工作。

Everyone keep at it.

大家繼續努力。

We'll get this bastard soon.

我們很快就會抓到這個混蛋。

I'm gonna get you real soon on Sometimes we have a tendency to not really trust in the process and just start chasing and you know, when you're chasing, it's when you feel that anxious attachment wound Flare up and you need constant reassurance and reciprocity in order to feel somewhat okay for less than three seconds before you need it again.

我很快就會讓你真正上 有時候我們有一種傾向，就是不真正信任這個過程，只是開始追逐，你知道，當你追逐的時候，你就會感覺到焦慮的依戀傷口在發炎，你需要不斷的保證和互惠，以便在你再次需要它之前的不到三秒鐘內感覺有點好。

And mostly this video is a remanded for me.

而主要是這段視頻對我來說是一個提醒。

Because when I like someone really forget to pace myself and I just jump in headfirst without knowing all of the fax like the time that I read that Pope Gregory the ninth said that cats were a tool of Satan in the 13th century and ordered the extermination of felines throughout Europe.

因為當我喜歡的人真的忘記了自己的步伐，我只是一頭扎進去，而不知道所有的傳真，比如我讀到教皇格里高利第九世說貓是13世紀撒旦的工具，並下令滅絕整個歐洲的貓科動物。

I knew time travel was possible.

我知道時間旅行是可能的。

What should we do first?

我們應該先做什麼？

Kill, baby Hitler, save Abraham Lincoln?

殺了，希特勒寶寶，救林肯？

No, Please, God, give people food and give them harmony and health in it.

不，請上帝給人們食物，讓他們在食物中得到和諧和健康。

And then also give you Pope Gregory I X.

然後也給你教皇格雷戈裡一世十世。

Yes, my child.

是的，我的孩子。

I am Pope Gregory.

我是教皇格雷戈裡

The night.

那晚。

What can I do for you?

我能為你做什麼？

Yeah, it's What did you do?

是啊，是你做了什麼？

Where did you go?

你去哪裡了？

Don't worry about it.

別擔心

Onley toe.

Onley腳趾。

Find out that there was actually no evidence supporting those claims.

發現其實沒有證據支持這些說法。

Whoops.

哎呀。

So really sorry everyone for messing with the timeline.

所以真的對不起大家，把時間線搞亂了。

But you know, honestly, it doesn't seem like that much is different.

但你知道，老實說，它似乎並沒有什麼不同。

Mhm.

嗯

Some of the best advice I've heard is to think of your love interest like an acquaintance.

我聽過的一些最好的建議是，把你的戀人當成熟人。

I don't expect someone I just met to be texting me 24 7.

我不希望剛認識的人24小時不間斷地給我發簡訊。

I don't expect them to drop everything in their life and make me an immediate priority.

我不指望他們放下生活中的一切，把我當做眼前的首要任務。

Relationships and intimacy are built up over time, getting to know someone can take years.

關係和親密關係是隨著時間的推移而建立起來的，瞭解一個人可能需要幾年的時間。

Yes, a crush is very exciting, but just remember, everyone inevitably disappoints you in some way or another Thank you to square space for sponsoring today's nihilism.

是的，暗戀是非常刺激的，但只要記住，每個人都難免會在某種程度上讓你失望，感謝廣場空間對今天虛無主義的贊助。

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Squarespace擁有一個一體化的平臺，可以建立一個美麗的在線存在和運行你的業務，完整的營銷工具和分析，讓你的網站或在線商店成為她最好的。

For all of you who love to create audio content, you can use audio blocks, which allows you to embed audio on your site and tag the audio for iTunes.

對於所有喜歡創建音頻內容的人來說，你可以使用音頻塊，它允許你在你的網站上嵌入音頻併為iTunes標記音頻。

When your audio block is placed in a block.

當你的音頻塊被放置在一個塊中。

Plus, you could have multiple contributors receive selective access to your sites.

另外，您可以讓多個貢獻者有選擇地訪問您的網站。

Website manager And don't worry.

網站管理人 而不用擔心。

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你想把所有的內容都放到方塊空間平臺上，他們提供一鍵數據移植不得不到方塊空間點com進行免費試用，只要你準備好啟動，到方塊空間點com斜槓anna就可以為你首次購買網站或域名方塊空間節省10%的費用。