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  • -Hey, guys, it's Friday and that's usually when I take care

    -嘿,夥計們,今天是星期五,通常我都是在那時候處理的。

  • of some business, you know? Get some things done.

    的一些業務,你知道嗎?做一些事情。

  • But the day got completely away from me.

    但這一天完全離我而去。

  • I was -- I was splitting wood all morning.

    我... 我整個早上都在劈柴。

  • -Really? Splitting wood?

    -真的嗎?劈木頭?

  • -And I completely forgot to write my weekly thank you notes.

    -我完全忘了寫每週的感謝信。

  • So I know it's during the show, but if you guys don't mind

    我知道這是在演出期間,但如果你們不介意的話... ...

  • I'd like to take this time to write out my thank you notes

    我想趁這個時間把我的感謝信寫出來。

  • right now, this will only take a moment. Is that okay?

    現在,這將只需要一會兒。可以嗎?

  • James, can I get some music, please.

    詹姆斯,我可以得到一些音樂,請。

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  • Thank you, Pennsylvania election officials,

    謝謝你,賓夕法尼亞州的選舉官員。

  • for making sure the only fraud in Philly

    為確保在費城唯一的欺詐

  • is a cheese steak from subway.

    是地鐵裡的芝士牛排。

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

    [歡呼聲和掌聲]

  • [ Chuckles ]

    [笑]

  • ♪♪

    ♪♪

  • Thank you, coronavirus vaccine,

    謝謝你,冠狀病毒疫苗。

  • for being a scientific marvel that will save humanity.

    因為它是拯救人類的科學奇蹟。

  • Or as millions of Americans put it, that's all good,

    或者像數百萬美國人所說的那樣,這都是好事。

  • but when does the gummy version come out?

    但膠質版什麼時候出來?

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • [ Chuckles ]

    [笑]

  • Thank you, Masters golfers for showing us the coolest kids

    感謝大師賽的球手們為我們展示了最酷的孩子們

  • in khakis all month.

    整個月都穿著卡其褲。

  • Well, almost the coolest.

    嗯,幾乎是最酷的。

  • Kornacki!

    科納基!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

    [歡呼聲和掌聲]

  • Kornacki.

    科納基。

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    ♪♪

  • Thank you, Friday the 13th,

    謝謝你,13號星期五。

  • for being the scariest day of 2020,

    為是2020年最可怕的一天。

  • after Halloween, election day,

    萬聖節後,選舉日。

  • and pretty much all of March, April, and May.

    以及幾乎整個3月、4月和5月。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

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  • Thank you, IHOP's new family feast meal.

    謝謝你,IHOP的新家宴餐。

  • Or as most of us put it, "Yes, this is for my family.

    或者像我們大多數人說的那樣,"是的,這是為我的家人。

  • So I'll share.

    所以我就分享一下。

  • We're all going to share the feast."

    我們都要分享這場盛宴。"

  • Get a little short stack for the table.

    找個小短棧做桌子。

  • -[ Laughs ]

    -[笑]

  • You know me well. -I'm not even --

    你很瞭解我-我甚至沒有...

  • I'm just going to have fruit salad, that'll be good.

    我只想吃水果沙拉,那就好了。

  • We'll get a short stack for the table.

    我們會得到一個短的堆棧為表。

  • -[ Laughs ]

    -[笑]

  • -Yeah, been there before. -Yep.

    -是的,以前也有過-是的

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  • Thank you, strawberries,

    謝謝你,草莓。

  • for being the only fruit that needs a Bioré pore strip.

    因為它是唯一需要使用Bioré毛孔條的水果。

  • [ Scattered laughter ] Someone got it.

    [分散的笑聲] 有人得到了它。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • I like the delayed laugh.

    我喜歡這延遲的笑聲。

  • Uh...oh, yeah.

    呃......哦,是的。

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  • Thank you, botched restoration carving in Spain,

    謝謝你,在西班牙拙劣的恢復雕刻。

  • for looking like me at the beginning of 2020

    因為我在2020年初的樣子

  • and at the end of 2020.

    並在2020年底。

  • There you have it, everybody. Those are my thank you notes.

    各位,這就是我的感謝信。這些是我的感謝信。

-Hey, guys, it's Friday and that's usually when I take care

-嘿,夥計們,今天是星期五,通常我都是在那時候處理的。

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