What can I say?

我能說什麼呢？

Please, lower your expectations.

請降低你的期望。

It's not gonna be that good.

不會有那麼好。

What the hell am I doing up?

我到底在做什麼？

I haven't done this in a long time.

我已經很久沒有這樣做了。

A lot of people don't like that.

很多人都不喜歡這樣。

It's like a hate dating.

這就像一場仇恨的約會。

I hate dating.

我討厭約會。

I like date states are cool because a date means someone is considering fucking you.

我喜歡約會的狀態很酷，因為約會意味著有人在考慮和你上床。

Okay, they have, like, ponder.

好吧，他們有，喜歡，思考。

It's just anybody you can eat when you might have a chance of fucking eso.

這只是任何人，你可以吃的時候，你可能有機會他媽的埃索。

They're just pondering fucking you.

他們只是在思考怎麼搞你。

They're weighing it in their head and go girls going his dick, my mouth.

他們在腦子裡權衡，去女孩去他的傢伙，我的嘴。

And even if it doesn't happen, you just feel I feel good.

即使沒有發生，你也只是覺得我感覺很好。

Any day somebody thinks about fucking you.

任何一天都會有人想上你

That's a good day.

這是個好日子。

That's the thing with women.

這就是女人的特點。

Like they don't.

就像他們沒有。

No matter what you do for a woman, if it doesn't end in marriage, this was a waste of time.

無論你為一個女人做什麼，如果不以結婚為結局，這就是浪費時間。

I don't care what you do for her.

我不在乎你為她做什麼。

You got her a job, you know, cured her diabetes taught how to read.

你給她找了份工作，你知道的，治好了她的糖尿病，教她如何讀書。

Well, if it's over, you don't marry us.

好吧，如果結束了，你就不要嫁給我們了。

I can't believe I wasted my time with you.

我真不敢相信我在你身上浪費了我的時間。

Fuck you and your letters could have been married with diabetes by now.

去你媽的，你的信現在可能已經結婚了，有糖尿病。

What can I say?

我能說什麼呢？

E could say, Don't make any major decisions after a blowjob.

E可以說，口交後不要做任何重大決定。

You know, let the blowjob wear off, then you figure out what you want to do.

你知道，讓口交消失， 然後你想出你想做什麼。

You know, that's just my advice to you.

你知道，這只是我給你的建議。

I'm sure that's what happened to J.

我相信這就是發生在J。

F.

F.

K.

K.

You know, Marilyn Monroe gave him a blowjob.

你知道，瑪麗蓮-夢露給他口交。

You know, he's like, I'm gonna get me a convertible, Yeah.

你知道，他就像，我要買一輛敞篷車，是的。