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  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,

    嘿,大家好。

  • WELCOME BACK.

    歡迎回來。

  • LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.

    讓我們向JON BATISTE問好。

  • HELLO, JON.

    你好,喬恩。

  • >> Jon: OH, HELLO, HELLO!

    >> 喬恩。哦,你好,你好!

  • >> Stephen: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY FRIEND!

    >> Stephen:生日快樂,我的朋友!

  • >> Jon: HELLO, YES, SEE THAT, MAN.

    >> 喬恩:你好,是的,看到了,夥計。

  • YOU SEE, TIME IS MOVING ON, AND I'M JUST TRYING TO BE PRESENT.

    你看,時間在流逝,而我只是在努力表現。

  • CAT'S GOT TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE MOMENT WHEN

    貓必須知道當下發生了什麼事,當

  • IT'S HAPPENING.

    它的發生。

  • YOU SEE?

    你看到了嗎?

  • >> Stephen: ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD BIRTHDAY?

    >> Stephen:你的生日過得好嗎?

  • IS THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE MOMENT RIGHT NOW?

    這就是當下發生的事情嗎?

  • >> Jon: YES, THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING.

    >> 喬恩。是的,這就是發生的事情。

  • IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

    這是我的生日。

  • I ALWAYS LOVE THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS ON VETERANS DAY, CELEBRATE

    我一直很喜歡我的生日是在老兵節,慶祝一下吧

  • THE VETERANS, AND I HAVE VETERANS IN MY FAMILY.

    退伍軍人,我家裡也有退伍軍人。

  • AND I ALSO WANTED TO JUST SEND LOVE OUT TO EVERYBODY IN THIS

    我還想向這裡的每一個人表達愛意。

  • TIME.

    時間。

  • YOU KNOW, WHEN TENSION IS COMING TO ME ON MY BIRTHDAY I'M SENDING

    你知道嗎,當緊張的情緒在我生日的時候來找我,我就會寄給你。

  • THE LOVE RIGHT BACK.

    愛的回饋。

  • LOUIS ARMSTRONG USED TO GIVE GIFTS TO PEOPLE ON HIS BIRTHDAY.

    路易斯-阿姆斯壯曾經在他的生日那天給人們送過禮物。

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S LOVELY.

    >> Stephen:這是可愛的。

  • >> Jon: I LOVE THAT KIND OF STUFF.

    >> 喬恩,我喜歡這種類型的東西。我喜歡這種類型的東西。

  • >> Stephen: HOBBITS DO THAT IN "LORD OF THE RINGS."

    >> 史蒂芬:霍比特人在 "指環王 "中做了。

  • THEY GIVE OTHER PEOPLE PRESENTS ON THEIR BIRTHDAYS.

    他們在生日的時候給別人送禮物。

  • >> Jon: I LIKE THAT A LOT.

    >> 喬恩我很喜歡這個。

  • >> Stephen: I WANT TO SAY THIS ABOUT THE VETERANS, TOO, WE WANT

    >> Stephen:我想對退伍軍人說一句,我們也想...

  • TO SEND LOVE OUT TO ALL THE VETERANS OUT THERE, ESPECIALLY

    向所有的退伍軍人表達愛意,特別是

  • RIGHT NOW, AND ESPECIALLY THOSE COMING BACK FROM SERVICE

    現在,特別是那些從服務中回來的人。

  • OVERSEAS, BECAUSE IT'S SO IMPORTANT FOR THEM TO BE ABLE TO

    在海外,因為這對他們來說是非常重要的能夠

  • SEE THEIR FAMILIES, ESPECIALLY AROUND THE HOLIDAYS, BUT RIGHT

    看到他們的家人,特別是在假日期間,但正確的。

  • NOW, THEY CAN'T BECAUSE OF THE COVID QUARANTINE AND THE

    現在,他們不能,因為科維德配額和。

  • INABILITY TO TRAVEL FREELY IN THE UNITED STATES.

    不能在美國自由旅行;

  • SO IF YOU KNOW A VETERAN OUT THERE, ESPECIALLY SOMEBODY WHO

    所以,如果你認識一個退伍軍人,特別是一些人...

  • HAS JUST COME BACK, SEND THEM A LOT OF LOVE THESE HOLIDAYS.

    剛回來,送他們很多的愛這些節日。

  • BECAUSE THIS ISOLATION THAT EVERYBODY IS FEELING RIGHT NOW,

    因為這種孤立,每個人都感覺到現在。

  • THEY'VE MADE THAT SACRIFICE FOR US FOR YEARS SO THAT WE COULD BE

    他們為我們做了多年的犧牲,所以我們才能夠

  • SAFE OVER HERE.

    安全在這裡。

  • GOT ANYTHING FOR THE VETERANS THERE, JON.

    有什麼要給老兵們的嗎,喬恩?

  • >> Jon: OH, MY GOOD.

    >> 喬恩。哦,我的上帝。

  • THE VETERANS, THIS IS MY RHAPSODY FOR THE VETERANS.

    退伍軍人,這是我給退伍軍人的RHAPSODY。

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: JON BATISTE,

    JON BATISTE,

  • EVERYBODY.

    每個人。

  • THANK YOU, JON.

    謝謝你,喬恩。

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

    生日快樂

  • FOLKS, WE ARE STILL IN THE MIDST OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC, WITH A

    夥計們,我們仍然處於全球大恐慌之中,有一個...

  • WHITE-KNUCKLED GRIP ON OUR REPUBLIC, SO IT'S THE PERFECT

    白手起家的我們的共和國,所以它是完美的。

  • TIME TO REMEMBER WHAT'S TRULY IMPORTANT: BUYING THINGS.

    時間記住什麼是真正重要的:買東西。

  • AND WHO BETTER TO GUIDE US THAN LIFESTYLE GURU AND GROWN-UP

    誰更適合指導我們,比生活方式大師和長大的。

  • HANSEN BROTHER, GWYNETH PALTROW.

    HANSEN BROTHER, GWYNETH PALTROW.

  • CUZ IT'S THE MOST GOOP-IFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! ♪

    因為這是今年最熱鬧的時候!

  • IT'S THE RELEASE OF THE GOOP HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE.

    這是發佈的GOOP假期禮品指南。

  • AND THIS YEAR'S OFFERINGS DO NOT DISA-GOOP.

    而今年的祭品也不會出現失誤。

  • LIKE THIS $1,995 ACRYLIC OUIJA BOARD.

    像這樣的$1,995的丙烯酸OUIJA板。

  • "OOH, SOMETHING'S COMING SOMETHING'S COMING THROUGH.

    "哦,有事情要發生了"。

  • IT SAYS "YOU...

    它說:"你...

  • ARE...

    是...

  • A...

    A...

  • SUCKER."

    笨蛋。"

  • GOOP ALSO HAS A NUMBER OF FOOD-THEMED GIFTS ON OFFER THIS

    GOOP還提供了大量的食品主題的禮物,這個。

  • YEAR, LIKE THIS $240 GERMAN OAT FLAKER.

    年,像這樣240美元的德國燕麥片。

  • BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE FLAKING YOUR OATS LIKE SOME FILTHY

    因為你不能像那些骯髒的人一樣,把你的燕麥打成白粉。

  • SWEDE.

    瑞典:

  • HAVE SOME SELF-RESPECT, MEIN HERR!

    要有自尊心,梅恩-海爾!

  • AND YOU MIGHT BE SAYING, "STEPHEN, DON'T ALL OATS COME

    你可能會說:"史蒂芬,所有的燕麥不都是這樣的嗎?

  • PRE-FLAKED?" TO WHICH I SAY, "WHY DON'T YOU

    PRE-FLAKED?"我說,"你為什麼不。

  • GO ENJOY YOUR PICKLED HERRING, YA DAMN SWEDE."

    去享受你的醃製鯡魚吧,你這該死的瑞典人。"

  • THAT'S NOT ALL.

    這還不是全部。

  • GOOP-ETH IS ALSO RECOMMENDING A $210 BED LAMP MADE OF BREAD.

    GOOP -ETH還建議用麵包做210美元的床頭燈。

  • JUST REMEMBER: DON'T FILL UP ON LAMP, OR YOU WON'T HAVE ROOM FOR

    請記住,不要把燈填滿,否則你就沒地方放了。

  • YOUR...

    你的...

  • TABLE?

    表?

  • TO BE CLEAR, THIS THING IS REALLY BREAD.

    說白了,這東西是真正的麵包。

  • THE GOOP LISTS THE INGREDIENTS AS BREAD FLOUR, CAKE FLOUR,

    GOOP列出的原料為麵包粉、蛋糕粉。

  • SALT, YEAST, L.E.D. LIGHTS, AND POWER CORD WITH DIMMER SWITCH.

    鹽,酵母,L.E.D.燈,電源線帶調光開關。

  • SO IT WON'T WORK FOR ALL DIETS.

    所以,它不工作為所有的飲食。

  • "OH, SORRY, I'M KETO.

    "哦,對不起,我是KETO。

  • DO YOU HAVE A MEAT LAMP?

    你有一個肉燈嗎?

  • JOE ROGAN SAYS ONLY EAT LAMPS THAT CAVEMEN USED."

    喬-羅根說:"只吃穴居人用過的燈。"

  • IF YOU'RE MORE OF AN ANALOG FOOD FAN, MIGHT GOOP INTEREST YOU IN

    如果你更喜歡模擬食物,可能會對GOOP感興趣。

  • THIS TSUKEEA KABAN WATERMELON BAG.

    這個TSUKEEA KABAN西瓜包。

  • ALSO HANDY FOR CARRYING THE GIGANTIC BALLS YOU HAVE TO BE

    還可以方便地攜帶你必須的巨大的球。

  • SWINGING TO OWN A BAG EXCLUSIVELY FOR WATERMELONS.

    揮舞著擁有一個專門為西瓜準備的袋子。

  • HOW MUCH WILL THIS MELON SATCHEL SET YOU BACK, YOU ASK?

    你問,這個梅隆沙契爾能給你多少錢?

  • WELL, KEEP ASKING, BECAUSE THE PRICE IS ONLY AVAILABLE UPON

    好吧,繼續問,因為價格只在以下情況下可用

  • REQUEST.

    要求:

  • SO IT'S REALLY TWO TREATS IN ONE: YOU GET THE WATERMELON BAG

    所以,這真的是一舉兩得:你得到了西瓜包。

  • AND YOU GET TO ASK, "EXCUSE ME, HOW MUCH FOR THAT WATERMELON

    而你要問,"對不起,那個西瓜多少錢

  • BAG?" AND WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES,

    袋子?"和當革命來臨的時候。

  • THE PEOPLE'S TRIBUNAL CAN JUST POP YOUR SEVERED HEAD IN THERE.

    人民三聯會可以直接把你的頭塞進去。

  • AND FOR ANY SOON-TO-BE MOMS OUT THERE, THERE'S THE STILIYANA

    對於即將成為母親的人來說,這裡有STILIYANA。

  • MINKOVSKA CUSTOM BIRTH SILL FOR $7,500.

    MINKOVSKA定製的出生枕頭,售價7500美元。

  • PERFECT FOR ALL THOSE EXPECTANT MOTHERS WHO WOKE UP THINKING, "I

    最適合那些一覺醒來就想 "我 "的準媽媽們。

  • LIKE BEING PREGNANT, BUT I WISH IT WAS MORE EXPENSIVE."

    喜歡懷孕,但我希望它更昂貴。"

  • NOW, YOU MAY BE THINKING "HEY GWYNETH, IT'S A PANDEMIC, GOOP

    現在,你可能會想:"嘿,GWYNETH,這是一個PANDEMIC,GOOP的。

  • THE ROOM."

    房間。"

  • AND YOU'D BE RIGHT.

    而你是對的。

  • THIS IS AN OUT-OF-TOUCH CASH GRAB THAT EXPLOITS PEOPLE'S

    這是一個失控的現金搶奪,利用了。

  • DESPERATE NEED FOR COMFORT DURING THIS TRYING TIME,

    在這個艱難的時期,迫切需要安慰。

  • AND DADDY WANT IN.

    和爸爸想進去。

  • IT'S TIME FOR MY OWN HIGH-END LIFESTYLE BRAND, COVETTON HOUSE.

    現在是我自己的高端生活品牌COVETTON HOUSE的時候了。

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> BAROQUE SIMPLICITY.

    >> 巴羅克簡單。

  • SHABBY ELEGANCE.

    SHABBY ELEGANCE。

  • GIVE ME MONEY.

    給我錢。

  • COVETTON HOUSE.

    狸貓換太子的房子。

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME, WELCOME,

    歡迎,歡迎。

  • FRIENDS, TO COVETTON HOUSE WHERE WE BELIEVE "PANDEMIC" IS

    朋友們,到科維頓大廈去,我們相信 "PANDEMIC "在那裡

  • JUST AN ANAGRAM FOR "DIM PECAN," WHICH IS WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO

    只是一個 "DIM PECAN "的合成詞,這就是你要的。

  • BE TO WANT TO BUY OUR STUFF.

    BE TO WANT TO BUY OUR STUFF.

  • HERE AT COVETTON HOUSE, WE KNOW THAT FOR MANY AMERICANS, THIS

    在COVETTON HOUSE,我們知道,對許多美國人來說,這

  • HOLIDAY SEASON LOOKS A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

    節日季看起來有點不同。

  • COVID-19 HAS CREATED MONEY WORRIES, SUCH AS, "I'M WORRIED

    COVID-19造成了對金錢的擔憂,比如 "我很擔心"。

  • NO ONE'S GONNA COME TAKE MY MONEY!"

    沒有人會來拿走我的錢!"

  • WELL, WE'RE HERE TO HELP.

    好吧,我們在這裡幫助。

  • HUNGRY?

    餓了嗎?

  • LOOK NO FURTHER THAN COVETTON'S $920 BREAD MADE OF LAMP.

    不要再看COVETTON的920美元的LAMP麵包了。

  • JUST THROW SOME HAM AND CHEESE BETWEEN TWO DELICIOUS,

    把一些火腿和奶酪扔在兩個美味的中間。

  • SHARD-FILLED SLICES, AND YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A HIGH-FIBER

    碎片填充片,你已經得到了一個高纖維... ...

  • UPSCALE BOWEL PERFORATION.

    上級腸道檢查。

  • GOOD NEWS FOR ALL YOU HEALTH NUTS: OUR BREAD IS MADE OF ALL-

    好消息:我們的麵包是由所有的----------。

  • NATURAL POWER CORDS, DIMMER SWITCHES, CERAMIC BASES,

    天然電源線,調光開關,陶瓷底座。

  • SHATTERED BULBS, AND LOOSE TUNGSTEN WIRE FILAMENTS.

    碎裂的燈泡,以及鬆動的鎢絲膜。

  • BUT GLUTEN FREE.

    但不含麩質。

  • NOW, IF YOU LIKE FORTUNE TELLING THAT COSTS A FORTUNE, THEN

    現在,如果你喜歡花錢買來的財富故事,那麼

  • YOU'LL LOVE OUR $6,800 DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED MAGIC-8 BALL

    你一定會喜歡我們的$6,800鑲鑽魔力-8球。

  • LOADED WITH EVERY RESPONSE YOU COULD POSSIBLY NEED, LIKE "YES,

    裝滿了你可能需要的所有回覆,比如 "是的"。

  • YOUR CHAUFFEUR IS STEALING FROM YOU" AND "YES, DEFINITELY,

    你的CHAUFFEUR偷了你的錢 "和 "是的,肯定的。

  • RODRIGO, YOUR SCUBA INSTRUCTOR/ BODYGUARD-TURNED-FIANCE SHOULD

    RODRIGO,你的水肺潛水教練/護身符變身為教練,應該是

  • SIGN A PRENUP."

    簽署一份婚前協議。"

  • IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A STYLISH WAY TO CARRY YOUR PRODUCE, LOOK

    如果您正在尋找一種時尚的方式來承載您的產品,請看一看。

  • NO FURTHER THAN THE COVETTON HOUSE BLUEBERRY BRIEFCASE.

    沒有比科維頓之家的藍莓公文包更適合的了。

  • IT'S THE MOST STYLISH WAY TO SAY, "I DON'T EAT VERY MUCH."

    這是最時尚的方式說, "我不吃很多。"

  • HOW MUCH FOR THE BLUEBERRY BRIEFCASE?

    藍莓簡報多少錢?

  • IT'S A SURPRISE!

    這是一個驚喜!

  • BECAUSE THE PRICE IS ONLY AVAILABLE AFTER YOU PAY.

    因為價格只有在您支付後才能獲得。

  • BUT HERE'S A HINT: IT COSTS MORE THAN THE GRAPEFRUIT DUFFEL, BUT

    但是,這裡有一個提示:它的成本比葡萄柚餡餅,但。

  • LESS THAN THE CANTALOUPE BJORN.

    不到CANTALOUPE BJORN。

  • AND FOR ANYONE WHO JUST GAVE BIRTH ON A $7,500 BIRTHING SILL,

    和任何人誰只是生了一個7,500美元的生孩子的ILL。

  • COVETTON HAS YOU COVERED FOR YOUR POSTPARTUM NEEDS WITH OUR

    COVETTON為您的產後需求提供了保障。

  • $20,000 MAHOGANY PUMPING TABLE.

    20,000美元的馬霍格尼抽水臺。

  • SIMPLY LAY FACE-DOWN ON THE SMOOTH COMFORT OF THIS RICH,

    臉朝下躺在這個豐富的平滑的舒適度上。

  • STIFF HONDURAN MAHOGANY, LINE YOUR BREASTS UP WITH THE

    堅挺的洪都拉斯馬哈哈尼,用你的乳房排成一排,讓你的乳房更有彈性。

  • STERLING SILVER PAILS, AND LET GRAVITY DO ITS THING.

    斯特林銀漆,並讓重力做我的事。

  • I THINK.

    我想。

  • NOT SURE HOW ALL THE LADY STUFF WORKS.

    不知道如何所有的夫人的東西工作。

  • AND REMEMBER: COVETTON'S PRODUCTS COME WITH THE EXACT

    請記住:COVETTON的產品具有完全相同的品質。

  • SAME GUARANTEE AS THOSE FROM GOOP: IN A PINCH, YOU CAN PUT

    和GOOP的保證一樣:在緊急情況下,你可以把你的產品和服務放在一起。

  • ALL OF THEM IN YOUR VAGINA.

    所有的人在你的陰道。

  • IT BALANCES YOUR KUNDALINI, OR SOMETHING.

    它能平衡你的昆達利尼,或者其他的東西。

  • I DON'T KNOW.

    我不知道。

  • AGAIN, IT'S ALL-- IT'S ALL A MESS UPON

    再一次,它的所有 - 這一切都只是一個錯誤的。

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STARS OF "THE CROWN," OLIVIA COLMAN

    我們馬上回來,《王冠》的主角奧利維亞-科爾曼

  • AND GILLIAN ANDERSON.

    和GILLIAN ANDERSON。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,

嘿,大家好。

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