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  • >> James: HELLO, GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO

    >> 詹姆斯。你好,晚上好,女士們,先生們,歡迎來到。

  • THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

    "遲到的,遲到的節目。"

  • WE HOPE YOU HAD A NICE DAY.

    我們希望你有一個愉快的一天。

  • OF COURSE TODAY WAS VETERAN'S DAY AND ALL OF US HERE AT THE

    當然,今天是退伍軍人節,我們在這裡的所有人

  • SHOW WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND OUR GRATITUDE TO EVERYONE WHO HAS

    本節目想向所有曾經參加過本節目的人表示感謝。

  • SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES.

    在武裝部隊中服役。

  • WE APPRECIATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO TO KEEP ALL OF US SAFE.

    我們感謝你們為保護我們大家的安全所做的一切。

  • MY FATHER WAS IN THE ROYAL AIR FORCE BACK HOME.

    我父親在英國皇家空軍服役,回到家鄉。

  • REGGIE, YOUR DAD SERVED IN THE AIR FORCE.

    雷吉,你爸爸在空軍服役。

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • >> IT IS AN IMPORTANT DAY.

    >> 這是個重要的日子。

  • >> ST, YEAH, IT IS.

    >> ST,YEAH,它是。

  • I MEAN I WOULDN'T BE WHO I AM WITHOUT THE AIR FORCE.

    我的意思是,如果沒有空軍,我就不是我了。

  • >> HE WOULDN'T BE WHO HE IS WITHOUT THE AIR FORCE.

    >> 沒有空軍,他就不是他了。

  • I WOULDN'T BE WHO I AM WITHOUT THE AIR FORCE.

    沒有空軍,我就不是我了。

  • IAN, YOU WOULD PRETTY MUCH BE THE SAME WITHOUT THE AIR FORCE.

    艾恩,如果沒有空軍,你也差不多會這樣。

  • >> SAME DUDE.

    >> 同一個人。

  • WELL, WE THANK YOUR DAD, WE THANK EVERYBODY ELSE OUT THERE

    我們感謝你的父親,我們也感謝所有的人

  • FOR THEIR SERVICE.

    為他們的服務。

  • WE ABSOLUTELY DO.

    我們絕對是這樣做的。

  • AND WE REALLY, REALLY DO.

    而我們真的,真的是。

  • IT'S NOT TAKEN FOR GRANTED IN ANYWAY WHATSOEVER.

    無論如何,它都不會被認為是理所當然的。

  • NOW I WANT TO TAKE A SECOND TO ADDRESS SOMETHING FROM

    現在,我想花點時間來解決一些問題,從

  • YESTERDAY'S SHOW.

    明天的演出:

  • IT WAS TUM'S 50th BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY, SO WE STARTED OUT THE

    今天是TUM的50歲生日,所以我們開始了我們的生日派對。

  • SHOW.

    SHOW:

  • WE WISHED HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

    我們祝他生日快樂。

  • WE WENT PRETTY BIG ON IT, YOU KNOW.

    我們在這上面花了很大的力氣,你知道的。

  • AND THEN TODAY I CAME IN TO WORK AND I FOUND OUT THAT IT WASN'T

    今天我上班的時候,發現它不是

  • YOUR BIRTHDAY AT ALL.

    你的生日在所有。

  • TODAY IS TIM'S BIRTHDAY.

    今天是TIM的生日。

  • (APPLAUSE) WHAT HAPPENED?

    (掌聲)發生了什麼?

  • >> FIRST OF ALL, I WAS SO TOUCHED AND THIS WAS, YOU KNOW,

    >> 首先,我很感動,這是,你知道的。

  • LIKE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH LIKE,

    就像你不會去看一匹禮物馬的嘴一樣。

  • THAT PEOPLE ARE LOVING ON YOU, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO SAY NO,

    人們都愛你,你要怎麼說 "不 "呢?

  • YOU KNOW, AND I KNEW ALSO IT SHOWS AR MIDNIGHT SO I WAS LIKE,

    你知道,我也知道它顯示的是午夜,所以我很喜歡。

  • SO I WAS DOING THE MATH.

    所以我在做數學。

  • >> James: VERY SMART.

    >> 詹姆斯。非常聰明。

  • >> ALSO IF I WOULD HAVE SAID THAT, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A

    >> 還有,如果我早說了,那將會是一個。

  • BUMMER FOR YOU, YOU WOULD BE EMBARRASSED, RIGHT?

    對你來說,你會感到尷尬,對嗎?

  • I THINK?

    我想?

  • >> James: I WOULD BE ALL RIGHT.

    >> 詹姆斯。我將是所有權利。

  • >> RIGHT.

    >> 右邊。

  • >> James: I MEAN I WOULD BE LIKE, I THINK I WOULD BE LIKE

    >> 詹姆斯。我的意思是我是喜歡,我想我會喜歡的

  • OH, WE'LL DO IT TOMORROW.

    哦,我們將做到這一點明天。

  • >> OH, OKAY.

    >> 哦,好吧。

  • WELL, NEXT TIME, NEXT YEAR I WILL-- SAY THAT.

    好吧,下一次,下一年我會... ... 說。

  • >> James: NEXT YEAR I WILL MAKE SURE TO WISH YOU HAPPY

    >> 詹姆斯。明年我一定會祝你幸福的

  • BIRTHDAY THE DAY BEFORE AND WE'LL SEE HOW IT PLAYS OUT.

    前一天的生日,我們會看到它如何發揮出來。

  • >> WELL, THANK YOU AGAIN.

    >> 好吧,再次感謝你。

  • >> James: WELL LISTEN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIM.

    >> 詹姆斯。聽好了,生日快樂的時間。

  • WE LOVE YOU.

    我們愛你。

  • WE REALLY, REALLY DO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

    我們真的,真的,生日快樂。

  • >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

    >> 生日快樂。

  • >> James: WE HAVE A FANTASTIC SHOW, LATER WE WILL CHAT WITH

    >> 詹姆斯:我們有一個夢幻般的節目,稍後我們會和你哈拉。

  • THE ALWAYS CHARMING MAX GREENFIELD AND A PERFORMANCE

    魅力無限的麥克斯-格林菲爾德和一場演出

  • FROM ASHE AND NIALL HORAN YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS BUT FIRST THE

    阿什和尼奧爾-霍蘭的作品,你不會想錯過的,但首先要看的是

  • HEADLINES.

    頭條新聞:

  • THIS MORNING PRESIDENT TRUMP MADE HIS FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE

    今天早上,特朗普首次公開露面。

  • IN SIX DAYS.

    在六天內。

  • HE HAS BASICALLY BEEN IN HIDING SINCE SHORTLY AFTER THE ELECTION

    他基本上從選舉後不久就開始躲起來了。

  • AND THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU HAVE BEEN HAVING SUCH A GREAT WEEK.

    這也解釋了為什麼你這周過的這麼好。

  • BUT TRUMP FINALLY CAME OUT OF HIS HOLE.

    但特朗普終於走出了他的陰影。

  • AND YES, I CAN CONFIRM HE SAW HIS SHADOW.

    是的,我可以確認他看到了他的影子。

  • WHICH MEANS IT'S GOING TO BE SIX MORE WEEKS OF VOTER FRAUD

    這意味著又將有六週的選民舞弊事件發生

  • CLAIMS.

    索賠:

  • IT IS HIS FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE IN I DAS.

    這是他第一次在I DAS公開露面。

  • SO I GUESS DONE A-- DONALD TRUMP IS CAPABLE OF QUARANTINING.

    所以,我猜想做了一個 - 唐納德・特朗普是有能力的量化。

  • SERIOUSLY, HE WAS OUT IN PUBLIC SO MUCH MORE WHEN HE WAS

    說真的,他在公開場合的時候,他在外面的時候,更多的是。

  • CONTAGIOUS WITH CORONAVIRUS.

    與冠狀病毒一致。

  • AND TRUMP IS STILL UNWILLING TO CONCEDE TO PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE

    而特朗普仍不願向候任總統喬伊讓步。

  • BIDEN.

    BIDEN:

  • LAST NIGHT TRUMP TWEETED PEOPLE WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS RIGGED

    昨晚,特朗普在推特上說:"人們不會接受這個正確的。

  • ELECTION.

    選舉:

  • TO BE CLEAR, HE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE, IS HE?

    說白了,他說的不是《人物》雜誌,是嗎?

  • IT'S NOT "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE.

    這不是 "人民 "雜誌。

  • BECAUSE THE ONLY THING PEOPLE IS BEING TO ACCEPT IS AN IN-DEPTH

    因為人們唯一要接受的是深入的東西。

  • INTERVIEW WITH KRISTEN CHENOWETH WHEN SHE GETS REAL ABOUT FAITH,

    採訪KRISTEN CHENOWETH時,她真實地講述了信仰。

  • FAMILY AND ALL THE BROADWAY DRAMA YOU CAN HANDLE.

    家庭和所有的百老匯戲劇,你可以處理。

  • I MEAN PEOPLE WILL BE FINE.

    我的意思是人們會沒事的。

  • IF PEOPLE CAN ACCEPT TACO BELL RETIRING THE MEXICAN PIZZA WHICH

    如果人們能接受塔科貝爾退役墨西哥比薩餅,那麼,人們就會接受塔科貝爾退役墨西哥比薩餅。

  • IS AN OUTRAGE, I'M PRETTY SURE THEY CAN ACCEPT THIS.

    是一個暴行,我很肯定他們能接受這個。

  • MEANWHILE DESPITE THE PRESIDENT'S PAIN, ELECTION

    儘管主席感到痛苦,但選舉仍在進行中

  • OFFICIALS IN DOZENS OF STATES REPRESENTING BOTH POLITICAL

    代表兩黨的數十個州的官員:"我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說。

  • PARTIES HAVE DECLARED THAT THERE WAS NO WIDESPREAD ELECTION

    各方已宣佈沒有進行廣泛的選舉。

  • FRAUD.

    詐騙。

  • TRUMP'S LEGAL TEAM OFFICIALLY RESPONDED WITH NUH-UH, THERE

    特朗普的法律團隊官方迴應說:"沒有,有。

  • WAS.

    WAS:

  • (LAUGHTER) IT IS HARD TO KNOW WHO TO PLEEF.

    (笑)很難知道該請誰。

  • ON THE WITHIN HAND YOU HAVE THE WORD OF DOZENS OF BIPARTISAN

    在你的手邊,有幾十個兩黨人的話語。

  • ELECTION OFFICIALS.

    選舉官員:

  • ON THE OTHER HAND YOU HAVE THE WORD OF TRUMP'S LAWYER.

    另一方面,你有特朗普的律師的話。

  • >> ALL THE NETWORKS.

    >> 所有的網絡。

  • SWRZ BUT AFTER FACING PRESSURE FROM REPUBLICANS THE STATE OF

    但在面對共和黨人的壓力後,美國的州政府也開始了新的發展。

  • GEORGIA ANNOUNCED EARLIER THAT THERE WILL BE A FULL HAND

    格魯吉亞早些時候宣佈,將有一個完整的手。

  • RECOUNT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE.

    主席競選的記述。

  • A FULL HAND RECOUNT OR AS WE CALL IT HERE IN CALIFORNIA, AN

    全手記賬,或者我們在加州這裡叫它 "AN"。

  • ARTISANAL BOOTH TO TABLE RECOUNT.

    舞臺上的藝人到桌子上的人數。

  • THERE IS NO INDICATION THIS WILL CHANGE THE OUTCOME BUT HEY, WHY

    沒有跡象表明這將改變結果,但嘿,為什麼?

  • NOT FORCE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TO SPEND DAYS INDOOR TOGETHER

    不要強迫一群人在室內度過一天的時間。

  • DURING A SPIKING PANDEMIC.

    在尖峰期的時候。

  • WHAT HARM CAN IT DO.

    它能造成什麼傷害。

  • WE'RE ALL HAVING FUN.

    我們都在享受樂趣。

  • TRUMP'S BEHIND BY 14,000 VOTES IN GEORGIA.

    特朗普在喬治亞州落後14000票。

  • YOU KNOW HOW BIG OF A SCREWUP IT WOULD TAKE TO GET SOMETHING LIKE

    你知道要想得到這樣的東西需要多大的工作量嗎?

  • THAT WRONG?

    錯了嗎?

  • THAT WOULD BE LUKE TRYING TO BOOK AN EVENT AT THE FOUR

    那應該是盧克想在四號館訂活動的事吧

  • SEASONS HOTEL BUT INSTEAD BOOKING IT AT FOUR SEASONS TOTAL

    SEASONS酒店,但卻沒有在四季酒店預訂總價。

  • LANDSCAPING.

    景觀設計。

  • I MEAN THAT STORY WAS FOUR DAYS AGO AND IT STILL IS FUNNY TO ME

    我的意思是,這個故事已經是四天前的事了,但對我來說仍然很有趣。

  • EVERY SINGLE DAY.

    每一天都是如此

  • SOMETIMES I SIT AND I THINK ABOUT IT AND I IMAGINE THE

    有時候,我坐在這裡,思考著它,我想象著...

  • BEHIND THE SCENES, THE RIGAMAROOLL.

    幕後,RIGAMAROOLL。

  • CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT IT WAS LIKE T WAS BETWEEN A PORN SHOP AND A

    你能想象在妓院和妓院之間是什麼樣子嗎?

  • CREMATORIUM.

    碎石:

  • >> James: YEAH.

    >> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

  • >> IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY WITHOUT THAT AND IT GAVE US THAT

    >> 如果沒有這個,它就會很有趣,它給了我們這個機會

  • TOO.

    太。

  • >> James: I KNOW.

    >> 詹姆斯。我知道。

  • AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE THIS IS ALREADY SO FUNNY, WHO SHOULD GO

    然後他們就像這已經如此有趣,誰應該去。

  • AND SPEAK.

    說話。

  • I KNOW.

    我知道

  • BUT JOE BIDEN'S NATIONAL VOTE TOTAL CONTINUES TO GROW.

    但喬-比登的全國選票總數仍在增加。

  • RIGHT NOW IN THE POPULAR VOTE BIDEN HAS JUST SURPASSED 5

    現在的民調中,比登的票數剛剛超過了5。

  • MILLION VOTE LEAD OVER TRUMP.

    百萬選票領先於特朗普。

  • DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?

    你相信嗎?

  • >> WHOOO.

    >> WHOOO。

  • >> James: BELIEVE IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。相信它。

  • >> Reggie: OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

    >> 雷吉:哦,是的,沒錯。

  • >> James: FIVE MILLION ILLEGAL VOTES.

    >> 詹姆斯。500萬張非法選票。

  • (LAUGHTER) ALL TOTAL BIDEN HOLDS 50.8 PERSZ

    (笑)所有總計比登的持股量為50.8%。

  • OF THE POPULAR VOTE, THE HIGHEST PERCENTAGE FOR ANY PRESIDENTIAL

    民選票的比例,是歷屆總統中最高的。

  • CHALLENGER SINCE FDA IN 1932.

    從1932年FDA開始的挑戰者。

  • HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED.

    時代是如何變化的。

  • BACK THEN FDR TOLD US THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT FEAR

    當年富蘭克林告訴我們,除了恐懼,你什麼都不用怕。

  • ITSELF.

    自己。

  • NOW DONALD TRUMP TELLS US WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT VOTER

    現在,唐納德-特朗普告訴我們,我們不用害怕,但選民。

  • FRAUD, IMMIGRANT, MUSLIMS, FREE HEALTH CARE, MIB MUL WAGE AND

    詐騙、移民、穆斯林、免費保健、MIB MUL工資和...。

  • LET'S NOT FORGET BAD WATER PRESSURE.

    不要忘了水壓問題。

  • GO I MISS ANYTHING?

    我錯過了什麼?

  • IAN WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE TO FEAR?

    IAN 我們還有什麼好怕的?

  • ANYTHING ELSE TO FEAR.

    還有什麼好怕的。

  • >> YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE OR A

    >> 你知道什麼時候你在和某人或某件事情交談。

  • COUPLE PEOPLE AND THEY BRING UP A MOVIE AND YOU PRETEND YOU HAVE

    一對夫婦,他們提出了一個電影,你假裝你有。

  • SEEN THAT MOVIE TO KEEP THE CONVERSATION.

    看過那部電影,保持對話。

  • >> James: I KNOW EXACTLY, DO I IT NIGHTLY.

    >> 詹姆斯。我知道完全,我做它的夜晚。

  • (LAUGHTER) >> I CANNOT TELL YOU-- I CANNOT

    (笑) >> 我不能告訴你 - 我不能。

  • TELL YOU HOW MUCH I I APPRECIATE THAT, I TELL YOU WHAT JAY LENO

    告訴你我有多感激,我告訴你什麼杰倫諾。

  • TOLD ME TO DO.

    告訴我做。

  • THE WEEK BEFORE OUR FIRST SHOW WE SHOT A SKETCH WITH JAY PLENO

    在我們第一場演出的前一週,我們和JAY PLENO拍了一張素描。

  • AND HE WAS JUST A GREAT GUY.

    他只是一個偉大的傢伙。

  • HE WENT, JAMES, DID YOU THIS FOR-- JAY, DID YOU THIS FOR 30

    他去了,詹姆斯,你這是為了 - 傑伊,你這是為了30

  • YEAR, ANY ADVICE.

    年,任何建議。

  • >> HE GOES HERE'S THE THING, YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO WATCH ALL

    >> 他走了,這裡的東西,你永遠無法看到所有。

  • THE MOVIES, WILL YOU NEVER DO IT.

    電影,你永遠不會做它。

  • WHAT YOU DO, THEY WILL SEND YOU A SCREENER, JUST FORWARD IT,

    你要做什麼,他們會給你一個篩選器,只要轉發。

  • FORWARD IT FOR LIKE A MINUTE AND THEN JUST STOP AND WHEREVER IT

    轉發一分鐘,然後就停止,無論在哪裡,它

  • IS, WATCH THAT SCENE.

    是,看那個場景。

  • AND THEN WHEN ARE YOU TALKING TO THEM, YOU GO OH, HERE'S THE SEEN

    然後當你跟他們說話時,你就會說,哦,這就是我看到的。

  • SCENE HE I LOVE.

    場景他我愛。

  • (LAUGHTER) NESS I LOVE THAT SCENE IN THE

    我很喜歡電影裡的那一幕。

  • GAS STATION.

    氣站:

  • AND THEY GO WOW, YOU MUST HAVE SCENE IT IF YOU LUKED THAT SCENE

    他們走了,哇,你一定有場景,如果你有幸看到了那一幕。

  • IN THE GAS SPHAITION.

    在氣體通道中。

  • IT IS A LITTLE WEIRD THAT 50.8 PIRS OF THE VOTE IS CONSIDERED A

    50.8%的選票被認為是一個有點奇怪的。

  • SOLID LEAD.

    固體鉛。

  • IS IT LIKE IN REGULAR LIFE IF SOMEONE CAME UP AND SAID YEAH,

    就像在平常生活中,如果有人來了,說是。

  • ABOUT 50.8 PERCENT OF THE PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE LIKE YOU, YOU

    在這裡工作的人中,大約有50.8%的人喜歡你。

  • WOULD BE LIKE WELL I MUST BE A COMPLETE AS [BLEEP].

    會像井我必須是一個完整的作為[BLEEP]。

  • >> WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS, THE WEBSITE LOSER.COM HAS BEEN

    >> 我們想告訴你這個,網站LOSER.COM已經

  • UPDATED.

    更新了。

  • NOW IF YOU VISIT THE SITE YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY REDIRECTED

    現在,如果您訪問本網站,您將會立即被重新引導到

  • TO DONALD TRUMP'S WIKIPEDIA PAGE.

    到唐納德-特朗普的WIKIPEDIA頁面。

  • THIS REALLY HAS TO STING FOR TRUMP.

    這真的必須刺痛特朗普。

  • THIS IS A BIG THING.

    這是一個很大的事情。

  • HE HAS EVEN LOST LOST THE SUPPORT OF TROLLS.

    他甚至還失去了那些遊民的支持。

  • LOSER.COM.

    LOSER.COM。

  • WHAT A WSH SITE IT SOUNDS LUKE AN INSULT WOULD YOU HEAR AT

    什麼是WSH網站,它聽起來盧克一個侮辱,你會聽到的。

  • SCHOOL IN THE EARLY 2 THOUSAND.

    學校在早期的2萬。

  • WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BEDAZZLED LOW RISE JEANS,

    你從哪裡弄來的這些BEDAZZLED低腰牛仔褲。

  • LOSER.COM?

    LOSER.COM?

  • HEY, IAN, WHERE DID YOU GET THEM SOCKSES, LOSER.COM?

    嘿,伊安,你從哪裡得到這些襪子,LOSER.COM?

  • NOW, I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO DO ONE BACK.

    現在,我還在等你再來一次。

  • I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE IN ON THE FUN.

    我還以為你也會來玩呢

  • I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE IN ON THE FUN.

    我還以為你也會來玩呢

  • I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE-- (LAUGHTER)

    我以為你會... ...

  • >> MUCH LIKE THIS MUSTACHE MY TRUST IN YOU WILL TAKE ANOTHER

    >> 我很喜歡這把刀,我對你的信任會更上一層樓。

  • TWO MONTHS TO GROW BACK.

    兩個月的時間就能長好。

  • >> Reggie: OH MY LORD.

    >> 雷吉:哦,我的上帝。

  • >> James: I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH, I ITY THIS

    >> 詹姆斯。我不能強調足夠的,我ITY這個。

  • YOU-- THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE IN ON THE FUN.

    你... ... 我還以為你也會參與其中呢。

  • GO ON, SAY ONE BACK TO ME, PICK ONE FOR ME FOR LOSER.COM, GO ON.

    繼續,說一個回我,為我選一個給LOSER.COM,繼續。

  • >> WHERE CAN I STREAM CATS, LOSER.COM?

    >> 我在哪裡可以串流貓,LOSER.COM?

  • >> James: OH.

    >> 詹姆斯。Oh.

  • THAT IS QUITE A FUN GAME, ACTUALLY.

    這是一個相當有趣的遊戲,實際上。

  • >> THAT IS KIND OF FUN, I LIKED IT.

    >> 那是一種樂趣,我喜歡它。

  • >> James: QUITE A FUN GAME, YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN STREAM

    >> 詹姆斯:"相當有趣的遊戲,你知道你可以在哪裡串流。相當有趣的遊戲,你知道你在哪裡可以串流

  • >> WOW, ALL THE NETWORKS SLM.

    >> WOW,所有的網絡SLM。

  • >> James: AND FINALLY WE WANT TO HE SHOW YOU THIS, A TOWN IN

    >> 詹姆斯。最後,我們要告訴你這一點,在一個城市,在

  • JAPAN HAS FOUND A RATHER UNUSUAL WAY TO SCARE AWAY BEARS.

    日本找到了一個更不尋常的方法來嚇唬熊。

  • THESE BEARS HAVE BEEN BOTHERING THE TOWN RESIDENTS THEY ARE

    這些熊一直在養育城鎮居民,他們是

  • USING A MOTION SENSOR DEVICE THAT THEY ARE CALLING A MONSTER

    使用被稱為 "怪物 "的運動傳感器設備。

  • WOLF ROBOT.

    狼人機器人。

  • HERE ST HERE.

    這裡的ST這裡。

  • ALTHOUGH IT REALLY DOES STOP THEM, THE WAY IT WORKS, THE BEAR

    雖然它確實阻止了他們,但它的工作方式,熊。

  • TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE MONSTER WOLF ROBOT AND JUST DIES

    看了一眼怪狼機器人,就死了。

  • LAUGHING.

    大笑。

  • I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE BEEN IN THAT TOWN COUNCIL MEETING

    我也想參加那個市議會的會議。

  • WHEN SOMEONE IS LIKE HMMMM, SPITBALLING HERE, I KNOW WE HAVE

    當有人像嗯嗯,吐口水球在這裡,我知道我們有。

  • A PROBLEM WITH THE BEARS, ANYONE CONSIDER A MONSTER WOLF ROBOT?

    熊的問題,有人考慮過用怪狼機器人嗎?

  • YOU KNOW, A MONSTER WOLF, PUT IT UP ON A THING, YOU KNOW, MOTION

    你知道的,一隻怪狼,把它放在一個東西上,你知道的,動作。

  • SEN CERTIFICATE AND THEY ARE LIKE I WAS GOING TO SENSE A

    SEN證書,他們就像我要去感覺到了。

  • SIREN BUT LET'S GO WITH MONSTER WOLF ROBOTMENT YAW T IS

    SIREN,但讓我們去與怪物狼機器人 YAW T是。

  • CUSTOMIZABLE TOO.

    也可定製。

  • IF YOU WANT TO SCARE EVERYONE AWAY YOU CAN CHANGE IT TO AN

    如果你想嚇走所有人,你可以把它改成一個。

  • EVEN CRAZIER NOISE LIKE THIS.

    甚至更瘋狂的噪音這樣的。

  • >> WOW, ALL THE NETWORKS.

    >> 哇,所有的網絡。

  • WOW, ALL THE NETWORKS.

    哇,所有的網絡。

>> James: HELLO, GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO

>> 詹姆斯。你好,晚上好,女士們,先生們,歡迎來到。

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