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I am still tipsy, A F because badass chick a Joe Biden and Kamala Harris stomped the Electoral College runway to a narrow win with significant down ballot losses.

我還是醉了，A F因為壞蛋小妞一個喬-拜登和卡馬拉-哈里斯踩著選舉團的跑道以微弱的優勢贏得了重大的下票損失。

Honey.

親愛的

Yeah, I guess.

是啊，我想。

Who's bringing down the vibes with mascara smeared cheeks?

誰在用塗滿睫毛膏的臉頰帶壞氣氛？

Senate Majority Leader Mitch Makor Purcell Corpse hands.

參議院多數黨領袖米奇-馬科爾-珀塞爾屍手。

President Trump is 100% within his rights to look into allegations of irregularities and way his legal options.

特朗普總統100％在他的權利範圍內調查違規行為的指控和方式他的法律選擇。

I know the Republicans are stubborn, but I think Joe Biden has what it takes by the end of his first term to forge a bipartisan agreement that he is the president.

我知道共和黨人很頑固，但我認為喬-拜登在他的第一個任期結束時有什麼需要，以形成兩黨協議，他是總統。

And that's the best case scenario we need to keep fighting.

而這是最好的情況，我們需要繼續戰鬥。

It could take a generation before Republicans acknowledge Biden as president.

共和黨人可能需要一代人的時間才能承認拜登是總統。

A good compromise would be getting McConnell to admit that Biden was the vice president from 2000 and eight through 2012 and maybe all the way to 2016.

一個很好的妥協是讓麥康奈爾承認拜登從2000年八到2012年，也許一直到2016年都是副總統。

That's too aggressive.

這也太激進了吧。

Once again, Brian, just get McConnell to admit Biden is a guy.

再一次，布萊恩，只要讓麥康奈爾承認拜登是個男人。

Don't let the president be the enemy of the guy.

不要讓總統成為這個人的敵人。

Okay?

好嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Antonio, can you please settle this?

安東尼奧，你能解決這個問題嗎？

What progressive policy should Democrats put on the chopping block in exchange for a peaceful transfer of power.

民主黨人應該把什麼進步政策放在砧板上，以換取權力的和平轉移。

Look, we've never had a president.

你看，我們從來沒有一個總統。

You are a loser in this case, in many respects on in this one, Um not acknowledged that he lost.

你是一個失敗者在這種情況下，在許多方面上在這一個，嗯不承認他輸了。

Got it.

我知道了

I was going to say climate change.

我本來想說氣候變化。

But that works, too.

但這也是可行的。

Moving on a finger pointing has begun inside the Trump campaign, and it's pointed at Kimberly Guilfoyle giving Sheldon Adelson chest compressions with booty drops.

繼續在特朗普競選活動內部開始了指責，矛頭指向金伯利-吉爾福爾給謝爾登-阿德爾森胸部按壓與靴子掉落。

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Senior campaign and GOP officials invented that.

競選活動和GOP高級官員發明。

Trump's finance team, led by former Fox TV host and Donald Trump junior girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle, underperformed and was an HR nightmare.

特朗普的財務團隊由前福克斯電視臺主持人、唐納德-特朗普小三女友金伯利-吉爾福爾上司，表現不佳，是人力資源的噩夢。

She frequently joked about her sex life and at one fundraiser offered a lap dance to the donor who gave the most money.

她經常拿自己的性生活開玩笑，在一次籌款活動中，她還向捐錢最多的捐款者獻上了一段大腿舞。

Now I don't normally find myself supporting Kimberly Guilfoyle, but good on her for making Republicans recognize mature women as sexual beings, even if it meant forfeiting the presidency.

現在，我通常不覺得自己支持金伯利-吉爾弗約爾，但她讓共和黨人承認成熟女性是性的存在，即使這意味著放棄總統職位，也是好事。

Now, Antonio, I know you're dying to weigh in on this.

安東尼奧，我知道你很想參與進來

When you were raising money for the DNC, how many times did you lap dance for Melinda Gates?

你為民主黨全國委員會籌款的時候 你為梅琳達-蓋茨跳了多少次大腿舞？

More than a few times, but I don't think we've ever seen anything like this Unfortunately, these people don't believe in our democracy and have done everything toe undermine it over the last four years.

不止幾次，但我不認為我們見過這樣的事情 不幸的是，這些人不相信我們的民主，並在過去四年裡做了一切事情來破壞它。

But I have to say it really makes you wonder what kind of misogynist inappropriate environment is being fostered in the GOP.

但我不得不說，這真的讓人很好奇，在GOP中，到底是在培養什麼樣的厭惡女性的不當環境。

I mean, I just hope that when Trump runs again, they balance it out with men feeling the need to display their sexuality to donors with comma soul, cycling her way through the vice presidential glass ceiling, the races on to fill her old Senate seat.

我的意思是，我只是希望當特朗普再次運行時，他們平衡了男人感覺需要向捐助者展示他們的性行為，用逗號靈魂，循環她的方式通過副總統玻璃天花板，比賽繼續填補她的舊參議院席位。

And it's giving me total bachelor vibes.

而且它給我的總的單身漢的氛圍。

Politico spilled the tea, saying many Newsome insiders insist that the governor wants to make a historic choice.

政治家》（Politico）灑出茶水，稱許多紐森內部人士堅持認為，州長希望做出歷史性選擇。

Yes, we've got to center the underrepresented voices that make it past white gatekeepers.

是的，我們得把代表不足的聲音集中起來，讓它通過白人守門人。

Now, did you know that Gavin Newsom was married to Kimberly Guilfoyle?

你知道加文-紐森和金伯利-吉爾弗約爾結婚了嗎？

Shut the fuck up.

閉上你的臭嘴

It's where Kimberly learned to do her chest compression booty drop, right?

金佰利就是在這裡學會了胸前壓迫戰利品摔，對吧？

Yeah, we were all wondering about that.

是啊，我們都在想這個問題。

Now Antonio is the potential in fighting for the seat going to distract California Democrats from the in fighting the party needs to do nationally right now.

現在安東尼奧是潛在的在爭奪這個席位，將分散加州民主黨人的注意力，從黨內現在需要做的全國性的戰鬥。

I don't think there'll be in fighting, so certainly be some jockeying, and there's no question that there are many people that would like to be ah U S senator representing the great state of California.

我不認為會有在戰鬥中，所以肯定是一些角逐，毫無疑問，有很多人想成為啊美國參議員代表偉大的加州。

But ultimately it's gonna be a the governor's choice.

但最終還是要看州長的選擇。

Gavin's choice, and I expect that Don't make it so.

Gavin的選擇，我希望不要讓它如此。

You know, if the governor really wants to make history, have Dianne Feinstein fill both seats.

如果州長真的想創造歷史 讓Dianne Feinstein填補兩個席位吧

She already talks to herself constantly or go young and fresh.

她已經在不斷地自言自語，還是去年輕新鮮。

What is Mike Bloomberg up to these days?

邁克-布隆伯格最近在做什麼？

Really buff good options.

真的是buff好選擇。

We'll have to see who is meaner to elementary school students.

我們要看看誰對小學生更凶。

Thank you, everyone.

謝謝大家。

And now it's time for the signal boost.

現在是信號提升的時候了。

Broadway musicals can be beautiful, but as I learned recently, these enormous, multimillion dollar production so well of intricate song and dance numbers can actually be pretty performative.

百老匯音樂劇可以是美麗的，但正如我最近了解到的，這些巨大的，數百萬美元的生產這麼好的錯綜複雜的歌曲和舞蹈數字實際上可以是相當的表演。

This week, The New York Times reported that, contrary to the many bump in racially conscious rhymes wrapped by its titular Woking, Alexander Hamilton actually bought, sold and personally owned slaves.

本週，《紐約時報》報道稱，與其掛名的沃金包裝的許多具有種族意識的韻律的撞擊相反，亞歷山大-漢密爾頓實際上購買、出售和個人擁有奴隸。

Of course, my first impulse was to get angry.

當然，我的第一反應是生氣。

How could Lin Manuel Miranda, the most perfect sexy, ponytailed hunk on the planet, lead us astray like this?

林曼努埃爾-米蘭達，這個星球上最完美的性感馬尾大漢，怎麼會把我們帶入這樣的歧途？

But then I realized that there could very well be similar historical inaccuracies in my own work, specifically in my self produced, self written, self starring 2017 musical Hey Charlie, which tells the story of a scrappy young guitarist named Charles Manson and his against all odds success in the music industry.

但後來我意識到，在我自己的作品中，特別是在我2017年自制、自編、自演的音樂劇《嘿查理》中，很可能存在類似的歷史不實，該劇講述了一個名叫查爾斯-曼森的年輕吉他手的拼搏故事，以及他在音樂界逆襲成功的故事。

After a little digging, I discovered the unfortunate truth.

經過一番調查，我發現了不幸的真相。

Sometime in between his start as a musician and his eventual death in prison, he was actually responsible for several gruesome murders.

在他開始成為音樂家到最終死於獄中的某段時間裡，他實際上要為幾起可怕的謀殺案負責。

Now I know it will be hard for fans to hear such iconic numbers as Escape to Spahn Ranch, Y'all and La La La.

現在我知道，對於粉絲來說，很難聽到《逃離斯帕恩牧場》、《Y'all》和《La La La》這樣的標誌性曲目。

I want a swastika on my forehead and I cannot ignore this man's complicated legacy.

我想在我的額頭上打上一個 "卍 "字，我不能忽視這個人的複雜遺產。

Therefore, I've made the difficult decision to cancel the plan 2022 Broadway re Mount of Hey Charlie!

是以，我做了一個艱難的決定，取消了2022年百老匯的計劃，重新登上嘿查理！

And maybe Old Lin Manuel will take a page from my book, too, because, as Charles Manson famously says in hey, Charlize, act to opener, you just good got to do the right thing, baby.

也許老林曼努埃爾也會從我的書中吸取教訓，因為，就像查爾斯-曼森在《嘿，查理茲，演到開場白》中的名言一樣，你只是好得做了正確的事情，寶貝。

And that's your signal boost.

這就是你的信號提升。