I like to go on Instagram

我喜歡上Instagram

and I just scroll through all the photos.

我只是通過所有的照片滾動。

That's how I do it.

我就是這麼做的。

My downtime, I'm just like...

我的休息時間，我只是喜歡... ...

I've got a touch screen.

我有一個觸摸屏。

Yeah, a big touch screen. I got the new iPhone 16.

是啊，大觸屏。我得到了新的iPhone 16。

Suckers are about yea big. -Really? Two hands?

吸盤大約是YEA大。-真的嗎？真的？ 兩隻手？

-Oh, yeah. I'm just like... I'm like, "Hello.

-哦，是的，我只是想...我只是喜歡...我想，"你好。

You're on speakerphone.

你用的是免提。

When are you not on speakerphone?"

你什麼時候不開免提？"

'Cause the speaker is so big on the phone.

因為手機上的揚聲器太大。

So, anyhoo, I got the 16 mini, though.

所以，無論如何，我得到了16的迷你，但。

So it's about -- It's about yea big.

所以，這是關於... 這是關於耶大。

So, I flipped through Instagram just going like,

所以，我翻閱Instagram只是去喜歡。

"Oh, yeah, yeah."

"哦，對，對。"

I feel like, you know, Kornacki over there.

我感覺就像，你知道的，科納基在那邊。

And one thing I've noticed -- that, a lot of times,

我注意到一件事... 很多時候..,

two people will write the exact same caption,

兩個人會寫完全相同的標題。

but the pictures they post will be completely different.

但他們發佈的圖片會完全不同。

-Mm-hmm. -Yeah.

-嗯哼嗯哼。-是的

I'll show you what I mean in this next segment.

下一個環節我會告訴你我的意思。

It's time for "Picture This."

現在是 "圖片這個 "的時間。

-♪ Picture this, picture this, picture this ♪

-圖片這個，圖片這個，圖片這個？

♪ Yeah, picture this ♪

# Yeah, picture this #

-Alright, let's take a look at this first example of

-好吧，讓我們來看看這第一個例子，即

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris both wrote, "Bright things ahead."

喬-拜登和卡馬拉-哈里斯都寫道："未來的事情很光明"。

Joe Biden posted a picture of

喬-拜登發佈了一張圖片

Kamala as the first female VP.

卡馬拉作為第一位女副總統。

Kamala Harris posted a picture of

卡馬拉-哈里斯發佈了一張圖片

Joe Biden's teeth.

喬-拜登的牙齒。

See, it's the same caption but different things.

你看，同樣的標題，卻有不同的內容。

Yeah, like, this next one is from

是啊，就像，這下一個是來自

the Trump campaign and also Tim Cook.

特朗普競選活動，還有蒂姆-庫克。

They both wrote, "Lose one, and it's all over."

他們都寫道："輸了一個，就全完了。"

Trump campaign posted a picture of

特朗普競選團隊發佈了一張

the swing states.

搖擺州；

Tim Cook posted a picture of

蒂姆-庫克發佈了一張圖片

AirPods, yeah.

AirPods，是的。

You lose one... -It's all over.

你失去了一個...-一切都結束了

-Here's one from Quibi and Claire of "The Bachelorette."

-這是 "單身女郎 "裡的Quibi和Claire的作品。

They both wrote, "Damn, that was fast."

他們都寫道："媽的，真快。"

Quibi posted a picture of

Quibi發佈了一張圖片

Claire.

克萊爾

Claire posted a picture of

克萊爾發佈了一張照片

Quibi.

Quibi.

Here's one from Stacey Abrams and Steve Kornacki.

這是Stacey Abrams和Steve Kornacki的作品。

They both wrote, "Let's do this."

他們都寫道："我們就這樣做吧。"

Stacey Abrams posted a picture of

Stacey Abrams發佈了一張圖片，內容是

the Georgia run-offs.

佐治亞州的第二輪選舉。

Kornacki posted a picture of...

科納基發佈了一張圖片... ...

his bed and a bottle of ZzzQuil.

他的床和一瓶ZzzQuil。

What's the difference with ZzzQuil and NyQuil?

ZzzQuil和NyQuil有什麼區別？

Because when I drink NyQuil, I ZzzQuil.

因為當我喝下尼奎爾的時候，我就會嗞嗞作響。

-Yeah, I think ZzzQuil helps you get your Z's.

-是的，我認為ZzzQuil能幫你得到你的Z。

-What does NyQuil do?

-NyQuil是做什麼的？

-It's the nighttime, sniffly, sneezy, coughy, head --

-現在是晚上，流鼻涕的，打噴嚏的，咳嗽的，頭... ...

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you get paid?

-是啊，是啊，是啊。你得到報酬了嗎？ - 是的，是的，是的。

Are you a paid spokesman?

你是付費代言人嗎？

I mean, why not just take -- Doesn't NyQuil make you sleep?

我是說，為什麼不直接服用... NyQuil不是讓你睡覺嗎？

-I mean, not me.

-我是說，不是我

But ZzzQuil -- talking some serious Z's.

但是ZzzQuil... ... 說的是一些嚴肅的Z。

-E's? -Z's.

-E的？-Z的。

Well, that's E-qual.

嗯，這是E-qual。

Comes in a little packet. -Yeah, yeah.

裝在一個小包裡-是的，是的。

-Sugar substitute. Yeah, yeah. E-quals. Yeah.

-代糖。糖的替代品。 - 是的，是的。電子等價物。是的，是的。

Moving on, here's one from... [ Laughter ]

繼續，這裡有一個從... ...[笑聲]

E-quals.

E-quals.

Here's one from a dog and a cat.

這是一隻狗和一隻貓的。

They both wrote,

他們都寫了。

"I love him and worship him and would do anything for him."

"我愛他，崇拜他，願意為他做任何事情。"

Aww.

啊

The dog posted a picture of his owner.

狗狗發了一張主人的照片。

The cat posted a picture of

這隻貓發佈了一張照片

Satan.

撒旦

-Yeah, that's about right. -Yeah.

-是的，這是對的.-是的，差不多了

-Here's the last one here.

-這是最後一個。

It's from Governor Cuomo and Melania Trump.

是州長Cuomo和Melania Trump的。

They both wrote, "Two more months, tops."

他們都寫道："最多兩個月"。

Cuomo posted a picture of

庫莫發佈了一張圖片

outdoor dining in New York.

紐約的戶外餐飲。

Melania posted a picture of her marriage license.

梅拉尼婭發了一張結婚證的照片。

There you go.

這就對了

That's all the time we have for "Picture This."

這是所有的時間，我們有 "圖片這一點。"