LITIGATION.

訴訟：

>> HIS LAWYERS CONTINUE TO FILE INCREASINGLY THREADBARE

>> 他的律師繼續提出越來越多的繁文縟節。

LAWSUITS.

訴訟：

>> DEAD PEOPLE VOTING IN NEVADA.

>> 在內華達州投票的死人。

NONRESIDENTS VOTING, SOURCE OF ILLEGAL VOTES.

非居民投票，非法投票的來源。

>> THEY PUSHED VIRAL VIDEOS THEY SAY SHOW BALLOT STUFFING IN

>> 他們推送了病毒視頻，他們說顯示選票被塞進。

FLINT, MICHIGAN.

弗林特，密歇根州。

THE VIDEO WAS ACTUALLY FROM RUSSIA.

視頻實際上是來自俄羅斯。

>> SOME OF THE SENIOR LAWYERS THERE ARE EXPRESSING CONCERNS.

>> 一些資深律師在那裡表示關切。

THEY'RE PRETTY EMBARRASSES.

他們很尷尬。

>> DID YOU LOSE AN ELECTION AND ARE DESPERATE TO OVERTURN THE

>> 你是否在選舉中失利，並渴望扭轉局勢？

RESULTS, BUT NO ONE WILL TAKE THE CASE BECAUSE THEY STILL LOVE

結果，但沒有人願意接受這個案子，因為他們仍然愛著。

THEIR COUNTRY?

他們的國家？

THEN CALL US AT CORNSWORTH AND PINCHELY, ATTORNEYS AT LAW.

那就給我們打電話吧 CORNSWORTH和PINCHELY律師事務所。

HELLO, I'M ROGER CORNSWORTH.

你好，我是羅傑-康斯沃思。

WE HAVE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE PROSECUTING IMAGINARY VOTER

我們有多年起訴想象中的投票者的經驗。

FRAUD.

詐騙。

EVEN WITH ZERO EVIDENCE, WE WILL PROVE YOU LOST BECAUSE OF:

即使沒有任何證據，我們也會向你提供因。

GLITCHES, NOT ENOUGH OBSERVERS, TOO MANY OBSERVERS, COUNTED

GLITCHES，沒有足夠的觀察者，太多觀察者，計數。

ILLEGAL VOTES, COUNTED LEGAL VOTES, SHARPIES WEREN'T ALLOWED,

非法投票，計入合法投票，利器不允許。

SHARPIES WERE ALLOWED, VOTE WRITTEN ON A SANDWICH, YOU'RE A

允許使用利器，投票寫在三明治上，你是一個... ...

TERRIBLE CANDIDATE, DEAD PEOPLE VOTED, NOT ENOUGH DEAD PEOPLE

糟糕的候選人，死人投票，沒有足夠的死人。

VOTED, AND PEOPLE VOTED.

投票，和人民投票。

BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, LISTEN TO THESE SATISFIED

但不要聽我的，聽聽這些滿意的人的意見。

CUSTOMERS.

客戶：

>> (translated) : ROGER CORNSWORTH IS MY LAWYER FOR LIFE

>>：ROGER CORNSWORTH是我的終身律師。

BECAUSE HE MADE ME PRESIDENT FOR LIFE.

因為他讓我當上了終身總統。

>> (translated) : I RECEIVED TWO VOTES FROM MY UNCLE-- ONE FROM

>>：我收到了我叔叔的兩張選票--------------------------------------一個來自

HIM AND THE OTHER FROM THE DOG I FED HIM TO.

他和其他的狗，我喂他的。

>> (translated) : IF IT WASN'T FOR ROGER CORNSWORTH, FILIPINOS

>>：如果不是因為羅傑-康斯沃思，菲利皮諾斯

WOULD BE PARADING THROUGH THE STREETS WITH MY LIVER ON THE

我會在大街上游行，我的生命在大街上。

STICK.

粘。

>> WE WONT STOP 'TIL YOUR DEMOCRACY IS A PILE OF ASH AND

>> 我們不會停止，直到你的民主是一堆灰燼和。

YOUR EGO IS SOOTHED!

YOUR EGO IS SOOTHED!

CALL TODAY!

今天就打電話吧!

♪ IF YOU WANT POWER THAT'S A CINCHELY

如果你想要權力，這是一個CINCHELY

♪ CALL THE ATTORNEYS CORNSWORTH AND PINCHLEY ♪

打電話給律師CORNSWORTH和PINCHLEY?

1-800-COUP-COUP-CACHOO!

1-800-COUP-COUP-CACHOO!

>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

>> 播音員：這是 "晚間節目與史蒂芬・科爾伯特。"