Name: 特朗普輸了，魯迪訂錯了四季。 (Trump Loses & Rudy Booked the Wrong Four Seasons)
Uploaded: 2020-11-10T18:26:42.000Z
Duration: 10 min 16 s

SATURDAY MORNING, ALL OF THE NETWORKS OFFICIALLY DECLARED JOE

星期六上午，所有的網絡官方宣佈喬。

BIDEN THE WINNER OF THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE NEWS WAS ANNOUNCED PEOPLE ALL

OVER THE COUNTRY STARTED TO CELEBRATE OUT IN THE STREETS.

全國各地都開始在大街上慶祝。

SURE, GUYS, I MEAN THE VOLUME OF PEOPLE THAT WERE DOING THAT, WHO

當然，夥計們，我指的是那些正在做的人的數量。

JUST TWO WEEKS AGO WERE GOING, IT'S DISGUSTING TRUMP HOLDING

就在兩星期前，我們去了，這是令人厭惡的特朗普持有。

THESE RALLIES IT IS SO IRRESPONSIBLE, BUT THEN THEY'RE

這些集會，它是如此的不負責任，但然後他們是。

BUT THE JOY, I MEAN, DO IT AT HOME, OPEN A BOTTLE OF WINE.

但是，快樂，我的意思是，在家裡做，打開一瓶酒。

REGGIE, WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD?

雷吉，你的鄰居發生了什麼事？

>> Reggie: WELL, YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST GOING TO CASUALLY GO

>> 好吧，你知道嗎，我只是想去看看。

>> Reggie: I GOT A REALLY GOOD PARKING SPACE RIGHT BY THE

>> 我找到了一個很好的停車位，就在附近。

FARMER'S MARKET AND I OPENED THE SUN ROOF, ALL THE WINDOWS DOWN

農民市場和我打開了太陽窗，所有的窗戶都關上了。

AND I CRANKED THE STEREO ALL THE WAY AND PROVIDED A DJ DANCE

我把音響一路搖晃，並提供了一個DJ的舞蹈。

>> James: GOOD FOUR, REG, JOE BIDEN BEING DECLARED THE WINNER.

>> 詹姆斯，好球，雷格，喬・比登被宣佈獲勝。JOE BIDEN被宣佈為獲勝者。

IT FELT LIKE WHEN THEY FINALLY PLAY "SHOUT" AT A WEDDING.

感覺就像他們最後在婚禮上玩 "喊 "的時候一樣。

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, YOU KNOW IT'S COMING BUT THE WAIT

你知道我的意思，你知道它的到來，但等待。

只是讓它變得更好，你知道的。

AND THE CELEBRATIONS CONTINUED HERE IN LOS ANGELES.

EVEN MOTHER NATURE GROT IF ON THE FUN, AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT

即使是母親的自然 GROT 如果在樂趣，在公告後，

THERE WAS ACTUALLY A DOUBLE RAINBOW AFTER L.A

在洛杉磯之後，實際上有一個雙彩虹。

THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN IS ALREADY TRYING TO OVERTURN AT LEAST ONE

特朗普競選正試圖至少扭轉一個局面。

ON TOP OF ALL OF THIS, THER IS EVEN MORE GOOD NEWS.

除此之外，還有更多的好消息。

BECAUSE THERE IS A CHANCE, IT WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT WE MAY

因為有機會，今天宣佈，我們可能會。

有一個疫苗比我們想象的要快。

>> 詹姆斯。難以置信的新聞，令人驚歎。

OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO ZOOM DURING THIS DIFFICULT

在這個艱難的時期，我們的思念和祈禱會持續到ZOM。

I MEAN I GOT TO SAY, 2020, YOU LITTLE TEASE, MAKING OUTLINING

我的意思是，我得說，2020年，你這個小騷貨，在做大綱

IT WAS THE WORST YEAR EVER AND TEN JUST TURNING THE WHOLE

這是有史以來最糟糕的一年，十剛轉整個。

YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WITH 2020 RIGHT NOW, BUY IT A STEAK

你知道我現在用2020年做什麼嗎，買它一個STEAK。

YEAH, I WOULD, I BOO GUY IT A STEAK DINNER, THAT IS WHEN YOU

是的，我會的，我BOO GUY它一個牛排晚餐，這是當你。

ACCORDING TO THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY PFIZER THE COVID VACCINE

根據藥廠PFIZER公司的說法，COVID真空劑。

THEY HAVE DEVELOPED IS SURPASSING ALL EXPECTATIONS IN

他們已經發展的是超越所有的期望在

THAT IS BASICALLY LIKE MY JOKES DURING THIS MONOLOGUE.

這基本上就像我在這段獨白中的笑話。

WE COULD GET A COVID VACCINE, I CANNOT WAIT FOR ANOTHER FOUR

我們可以得到一個COVID疫苗，我不能等待另一個四。

MONTHS TO GO BY, GET MY TWO VACCINE SHOTS, WAIT ANOTHER 28

幾個月過去了，我打了兩針疫苗，又等了28天

DAYS FOR IT TO KICK IN AND THEN JUST-- AND WHILE THE REST OF US

幾天的時間，它開始發揮作用，然後只是 - 而當我們的其他人

ARE CELEBRATING DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN BUSY DISPUTING THE ELECTION

正在慶祝唐納德-特朗普忙於爭論的選舉

RESULTS, ON SATURDAY HE ANNOUNCED OVER TWITTER THAT HIS

結果，週六他在微博上宣佈，他的。

TEAM A WOULD BE HOLDING A PRESS CONFERENCE AT THE FOUR SEASONS

A隊將在四季度舉行新聞發佈會。

BUT MINUTES LATER TRUMP CORRECTED THE TWEET SAYING THAT

但幾分鐘後，特朗普糾正了推特說，。

THE PRESS CONFERENCE WAS GOING TO ACTUALLY BE HELD AT A PLACE

記者招待會將在一個地方舉行。

AND IT IS AMAZING, LIKE OBVIOUSLY THEY SCREWED UP.

它是驚人的，就像很明顯的他們搞砸了。

THEY CALLED THE WRONG PLACE AND JUST THOUGHT LET'S JUST GO WITH

他們叫錯了地方，只是覺得讓我們只是去了。

LIKE TRUMP, HE CAN NEVER ADMIT THAT HE MIGHT BE WRONG.

像特朗普一樣，他永遠不能承認自己可能是錯的。

LIKE HE COULD BE ON FIRE, AND I THINK HE WOULD STAND THERE GOING

就像他會被燒死一樣，我想他會站在那裡去。

I MEAN IAN, COULD YOU BELIEVE IT WHEN THIS CAME OUT, THIS STORY

我的意思是，IAN，你能相信嗎，當這個故事出來的時候，這個故事。

>> James: THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE BEEN MORE HILARIOUS

>> 詹姆斯。只有這樣才會更搞笑

IS IF THE FOUR SEE SNS TOTAL LANDING WAS LOAJTED IN A SEEDY

是如果四個SEE SNS總登陸是LOAJTED在SEEDY。

INDUSTRIAL STRIP MALL SANDWICHED BETWEEN A CREMATORIUM AND A SEX

工業帶狀商場，夾雜在骨灰盒和性用品之間的砂鍋裡

I CANNOT IMAGINE A BETTER LOCATION FOR THE FUTURE DONALD

我無法想象一個更好的地方為未來唐納德

(LAUGHTER) TRUMP'S LAWYER RUDY GIULIANI DID

特朗普的律師RUDY GIULIANI做到了。

THE CALL FOR JOE BIDEN-- WHERE IS ITS CALL IT WAS A CALL

喬-比登的電話 -- 我的電話在哪裡？

>> James: AT LEAST GIULIANI IS GOING OUT WITH HIS HEAD HEAD

>> 詹姆斯。至少吉利安尼帶著他的頭出去了

HELD HIGH, YOU KNOW, SCREAMING LIKE A CRAZY PERSON BUT STILL,

高高舉起，你知道，尖叫 像一個瘋狂的人，但仍然。

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