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  • ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK,

    >> Stephen:嘿,歡迎回來。

  • EVERYBODY.

    每個人。

  • LET'S SAY HELLO TO OUR FRIEND MR. JON BATISTE.

    讓我們向我們的朋友先生問好。JON BATISTE.

  • HI, JON.

    嗨,喬恩。

  • >> HELLO, WHAT'S THE WORD, STEPHEN?

    >> 你好,你說什麼,史蒂芬?

  • WHAT'S GOING ON?

    發生了什麼事?

  • >> Stephen: THE WORD IS ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.

    >> 斯蒂芬:話語是一切皆有可能。

  • >> Jon: THAT'S RIGHT, A LOT OF HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE.

    >> 喬恩。沒錯,很多歷史都被改寫了。

  • COME ON, COME ON!

    來吧,來吧!

  • >> Stephen: I WANT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT SLIGHTLY.

    >> 斯蒂芬:我想稍微改變一下主題。

  • DID YOU EVER GET A CHANCE TO MEET ALEX TREBEK?

    你有機會見過ALEX TREBEK嗎?

  • >> I DID NOT.

    >> 我沒有。

  • OF COURSE, I'VE WATCHED JEOPARDY I FEEL LIKE SIPS BEFORE I WAS

    當然,我已經看了JEOPARDY,我覺得像SIPS之前,我是。

  • BORN.

    出生:

  • >> Stephen: I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A QUICK SECOND TO TELL YOU

    >> Stephen:我只是想花點時間來告訴你。

  • AND THE PEOPLE OUT THERE A VERY QUICK STORY ABOUT ALEX.

    還有外面的人... ...關於亞歷克斯的快速故事。

  • ON THE VERY LAST EPISODE OF THE COLBERT REPORT, MY CHARACTER

    在《科爾伯特報告》的最後一集,我的角色...

  • GETS ON A SLEIGH AND GOES OFF TO ABHAM LINCOLN AND SANTA INTO

    坐上雪橇,去找艾伯翰-林肯和桑塔去了。

  • ETERNITY BECAUSE EWE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS GUY.

    永恆,因為我們不知道該怎麼處理這個傢伙。

  • WE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS SIX MONTHS BEFORE WE DID IT.

    我們在做這件事之前的6個月就想好了。

  • IT WAS TALKING TO JON STEWART AND I SAID I WANT IT TO BE

    我和喬恩-斯蒂沃特說話時說,我想讓它成為。

  • LINCOLN, SANTA AND ME AND THERE HAS TO BE A FOURTH PERSON, I'M

    林肯,聖誕老人和我... ...還得有第四個人,我是...

  • NOT SURE WHO I'D WANT TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH, AND HE GOES, ALEX

    我不知道我想和誰共度永生,而他走了,亞歷克斯

  • TREBEK.

    特雷貝克:

  • I SAID, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.

    我說,這完全正確。

  • SO I CALLED UP ALEX AND SAY, WOULD YOU DO THIS AND HE SAID, I

    所以我打電話給亞歷克斯,說,你會不會這樣做,他說,我。

  • WOULD BE HAPPY TO, BUT MAY I ASK, WHY ME?

    我很樂意,但請問,為什麼是我?

  • I SAID, YOU'RE A CULTURAL FIGURE UP THERE WITH LINCOLN AND SANTA

    我說過,你是文化名人,跟林肯和聖塔一樣,都是文化名人

  • AND LOOKS LIKE YOU WOULD BE A NICE GUY TO SPEND ETERN WITH,

    看上去你是個不錯的人,可以和你共度一生。

  • AND HE SAID, THEN I WOULD BE SO HAPPY TO.

    他說,那我就很樂意了。

  • I WANT TO SAY TO EVERYONE SPENDING ETERNITY WITH ALEX

    我想對所有和亞歷克斯共度一生的人說:

  • TREBEK, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE A KIND MAN JOINING YOU NOW.

    特雷比克 恭喜你 你現在有一個好心人加入你了

  • >> Jon: AMEN, AMEN.

    >> 喬恩。阿門,阿門。

  • >> Stephen: JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

    >> Stephen:JON BATISTE,每個人。

  • OF COURSE, AS MUCH AS WE'RE ALL CELEBRATING THIS UNDOUBTEDLY

    當然,因為我們都在毫無顧忌地慶祝這一切

  • GOOD NEWS, THERE'S STILL THAT NAGGING HORROR MOVIE FEELING

    好消息,仍然有那種糾結的恐怖電影的感覺。

  • THAT I'VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING, AND CORONAVIRUS IS ABOUT TO JUMP

    我忘了一件事,冠狀病毒要跳樓了。

  • OUT OF THE CLOSET WITH A CHAINSAW.

    出櫃與鏈鋸。

  • THIS WEEKEND, THE UNITED STATES PASSED 10 MILLION CORONAVIRUS

    本週末,美國通過了1000萬個冠狀病毒。

  • CASES.

    案例:

  • AND "THE U.S. HAS THE MOST REPORTED COVID-19 CASES OF ANY

    和 "美國是所有國家中報告的COVID-19案件最多的國家。

  • COUNTRY IN THE WORLD."

    世界上的國家。"

  • AAAHHH!

    AAAHH!

  • , AAAHHH!

    ,AAAAAHH!

  • , BUT, FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE

    但是,從那以後,這是第一次。

  • THIS ADMINISTRATION SURRENDERED TO THE VIRUS, THERE IS HOPE THAT

    本屆政府向病毒屈服,有希望的是

  • THINGS WILL GET BETTER.

    事情會越來越好的。

  • >> ON MONDAY, I WILL NAME A GROUP OF LEADING SCIENTISTS

    >> 週一,我將命名一組領先的科學家。

  • AND EXPERTS AS TRANSITION ADVISORS TO HELP TAKE THE

    和專家作為過渡顧問,幫助採取的措施。

  • BIDEN-HARRIS COVID PLAN AND CONVERT IT INTO AN ACTION

    BIDEN-HARRIS COVID計劃並將其轉化為行動。

  • BLUEPRINT THAT WILL START ON JANUARY 20, 2021.

    將於2021年1月20日開始的BLUEPRINT。

  • THAT PLAN WILL BE BUILT ON BEDROCK SCIENCE.

    該計劃將建立在貝多克科學的基礎上。

  • >> STEPHEN: THAT'S GREAT!

    >> 太好了!

  • AND, IF WE ACCEPT ALL THE BEDROCK SCIENCE, WE CAN ALSO GET

    而且,如果我們接受了所有的床頭櫃科學,我們也可以得到。

  • OUR CARS OFF FOSSIL FUELS!

    我們的汽車脫離了化石燃料!

  • AND BIDEN MADE GOOD ON HIS WACKY NEW "TRUST SCIENTISTS" PLAN

    和比登在他的古怪的新的 "信任科學家 "計劃上做得很好。

  • TODAY, WHEN HE UNVEILED HIS COVID-19 ADVISORY BOARD. A GROUP

    今天,當他公佈了他的第19屆諮詢委員會。一組

  • OF PUBLIC HEALTH EXPERTS-- ALMOST ALL OF WHOM ARE DOCTORS.

    公共衛生專家 -- 幾乎所有的人都是醫生。

  • I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN TRUST THIS GROUP.

    我不知道我是否能信任這個集團。

  • DOESN'T HAVE ONE PRESIDENTIAL SON-IN-LAW AND, FARCE I CAN

    沒有一個總統女婿,而且,我還可以

  • TELL, NONE OF THEM INVENTED A PILLOW.

    說吧,他們沒有人發明了一個枕頭。

  • THIS BOARD IS A WHO'S WHO OF WHO'S SMART.

    這個板塊是一個誰是誰的聰明人。

  • YOU GOT VIVEYK MORTHEE, SURGEON GENERAL UNDER OBAMA, MARCELLA

    你有VIVEYK MORTHEE,奧巴馬手下的外科醫生,MARCELLA。

  • NUNEZ-SMITH, FROM YALE, AND MOST DELICIOUS OF ALL RICK BRIGHT,

    NUNEZ -SMITH,從耶魯大學, 和最美味的RICK BRIGHT。

  • "THE TRUMP WHISTLEBLOWER," WHOSE "DIRE EARLY WARNINGS ABOUT

    "特朗普的哨子",他的 "危險的預警"。

  • THE PANDEMIC WENT IGNORED," AND WHO WAS "ULTIMATELY FIRED AFTER

    PANDEMIC WENT IGNORED",以及誰是 "終極被解僱的人。

  • SPEAKING OUT."

    說出來。"

  • RICK BRITE.

    RICK BRITE.

  • OOH, THAT'S GOTTA STING, MR. TRUMP!

    哦,那一定是刺痛了,特朗普先生!

  • NOT ONLY IS BIDEN TAKING YOUR JOB, HE'S ALSO DATING YOUR EX!

    比登不僅搶走了你的工作,他還和你的前妻約會!

  • AND YOU KNOW THEY SPEND ALL THEIR TIME LAUGHING ABOUT HOW

    你知道他們花了所有的時間笑著說:

  • TINY YOUR PLAN WAS.

    你的計劃太小了

  • BUT DON'T WORRY, AND THEN ALSO WORRY, BECAUSE THIS

    但是,不要擔心,然後也擔心,因為這個

  • ADMINISTRATION IS STILL IN OFFICE, AND THEY ARE HARD AT

    行政當局仍然在職,他們正在努力工作。

  • WORK PRETENDING TO BE HARD AT WORK.

    工作時假裝很辛苦。

  • BECAUSE "TODAY, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN WEEKS, MIKE PENCE HOSTED

    因為 "今天,在幾個星期以來第一次,邁克-彭斯主持了。

  • A WHITE HOUSE CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE MEETING."

    白宮冠狀病毒工作組會議。"

  • AWWWWKKWWAARD (AS PENCE)

    AWWWWKKWWAARD (AS PENCE)

  • "FIRST ITEM ON THE AGENDA: IS ANYONE HERE HIRING?"

    "議程上的第一項:有人在這裡招聘嗎?"

  • MEANWHILE, ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO KNOW STUFF ARE DOING... THINGS.

    與此同時,真正的人誰知道的東西正在做... ...事情。

  • PFIZER, THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE VIAGRA, JUST ANNOUNCED THAT IN

    PFIZER,製造VIAGRA的人,剛剛宣佈在...

  • TRIALS, ITS "VACCINE WAS MORE THAN 90% EFFECTIVE IN PREVENTING

    實驗中,其 "疫苗在預防疾病方面有90%以上的效果。

  • THE DISEASE."

    疾病。"

  • THE FASTEST SUCCESSFUL VACCINE TRIAL OF ALL TIME!

    有史以來最快速成功的疫苗試驗!

  • AFTER HEARING THAT, IF YOUR ERECTION LASTS LONGER THAN FOUR

    聽完這句話,如果你的蝕刻持續時間超過4個小時,你就會發現,你的蝕刻是很難完成的。

  • HOURS, SAME.

    小時,同。

  • AND PFIZER'S COVID TRIAL ISN'T THE ONLY GOOD NEWS.

    而PFIZER的COVID審判並不是唯一的好消息。

  • TODAY "THE DOW SURGED MORE THAN 800 POINTS IN ITS BIGGEST RALLY

    今天 "道指在最大的漲幅中暴漲800多點

  • IN FIVE MONTHS ON THE PFIZER VACCINE NEWS" AND THE NEWS THAT

    五個月來,關於全氟辛烷磺酸疫苗的新聞 "和新聞,。

  • "JOE BIDEN WAS DECLARED VICTORIOUS."

    "喬-比登被宣佈為勝利者。"

  • (AS BIDEN) "HEY WALL STREET, HOW YA LIKE ME

    "嘿,華爾街,你喜歡我嗎?"。

  • DOW?" ( LAUGHTER )

    道?"(笑)

  • AND, OF COURSE, THE PRESIDENT CHIMED IN "STOCK MARKET UP BIG,

    當然,主席也說:"股票市場大漲。

  • VACCINE COMING SOON.

    疫苗即將到來。

  • REPORT 90% EFFECTIVE.

    報告90%有效。

  • SUCH GREAT NEWS!" WELL IF YOU THINK THAT'S GREAT

    這麼好的新聞!"如果你認為這是偉大的。

  • NEWS, WAIT 'TIL YOU HEAR WHO'S GONNA BE PRESIDENT IN JANUARY!

    新聞,等著看誰會在1月當上總統吧!

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DEMOCRATIC STAR, AND THE WOMAN

    我們馬上回來,與民主黨的明星,和女人。

  • WHO FLIPPED GEORGIA, STACEY ABRAMS.

    誰翻轉格魯吉亞,STACEY ABRAMS。

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