A QUESTION, AND I MEAN THIS: WHO HERE FOLLOWS ME

一個問題，我指的是：誰在這裡跟著我？

ON INSTAGRAM?

在INSTAGRAM上？

REG, DO YOU NOT FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM?

REG，你沒有在INSTAGRAM上關注我嗎？

>> HAH?

>> HAH？

>> James: YOU DON'T FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM?

>> James:你不跟隨我的INSTAGRAM？

>> I DO.

>> 我願意。

>> James: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

>> 詹姆斯。我不相信你。

>> I DO.

>> 我願意。

>> James: I WISH THERE WAS SOME WAY I COULD

>> 詹姆斯。我希望能有一些方法，我可以。

CHECK, BUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE INSTAGRAM ON MY

檢查，但我甚至沒有INSTAGRAM對我的。

PHONE.

電話：

IF YOU FOLLOW ME ON THE GROUND -- ALREADY, WE'RE

如果你在地面上跟著我 -- 已經，我們是

GOING TO DO THE INSTAGRAM BIT AGAIN.

去做INSTAGRAM位了。

THIS HAS BEEN A STRESSFUL WEEK.

這是一個緊張的一週。

WE NEED SOME LIGHT CONTENT.

我們需要一些輕微的內容。

WE TAKE PHOTOS FROM CELEBRITIES, AND WE TAKE

我們從名人那裡拍照片，我們也拍

THE SQUARE PHOTO, WE EXPAND IT.

正方形的照片，我們把它擴大。

IT IS CLASSIC LATE-NIGHT -- YOU KNOW.

這是經典的深夜 - 你知道的。

IT IS CLASSIC.

它是經典的。

THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.

這就是我們正在做的事情。

GIVE US A (bleep) BREAK MAN.

給我們一個休息的人。

WE'RE IN LOCKDOWN, THERE IS NO ONE HERE.

我們被鎖住了，這裡沒有人。

IT IS A STRESSFUL WEEK AND WE'RE GOING TO DO THE

這是一個緊張的一週，我們要做的。

INSTAGRAM BIT.

INSTAGRAM位。

>> IT'S LIKE A LITTLE HOODIE THAT YOU THROW ON

>> 它就像一個小罩子，你扔在上面

BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE.

在你離開房子之前。

>> James: GRAB A CARDIGAN.

>> 詹姆斯。抓住一個卡迪根。

WHERE ARE WE GOING, JEFF?

我們在哪裡去，傑夫？

>> ANYWHERE OUT OF THIS HOUSE.

>> 任何地方離開這所房子。

SO THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.

所以這就是我們正在做的事情。

IT'S -- WHAT IT IS -- [LAUGHTER]

這是 - 它是什麼 - [笑]

>> James: YOU KNOW INSTAGRAM?

>> James:你知道INSTAGRAM？

[LAUGHTER] >> James: IF YOU KNOW

[笑] >> 詹姆斯。如果你知道

WHAT INSTAGRAM IS, YOU'LL BE A NON PLUS ABOUT THIS.

什麼是INSTAGRAM，你會是一個不加的關於這一點。

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT INSTAGRAM IS, THIS IS

如果你不知道什麼是INSTAGRAM，這是

GOING TO COME AS A REAL SHOCK, IN EVERY WAY.

要來作為一個真正的衝擊，在任何方面。

YES -- IF YOU KNOW.

是的 -- 如果你知道。

THAT'S WHAT IT SORT OF IS.

這就是它有點像。

I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT NO ONE IN THIS ROOM

我不能再強調了，沒有人在這個房間裡

BELIEVES THAT THIS IS THE BEST OF OUR CAPABILITIES.

相信這是我們最好的能力；

AM I RIGHT, DAVE?

我說的對嗎，戴夫？

YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLISHED PRODUCER, AND THIS IS NOT

你是一個成功的製片人，而這不是

GOING TO BE IN YOUR CLIP WHEEL?

要在你的夾輪裡嗎？

>> PROBABLY NOT.

>> 可能不是。

>> James: BUCKLE UP, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

>> 詹姆斯。振作起來，這就是我說的。

BUCKLE UP.

繫好安全帶

WHAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO BY THE END OF THIS BIT IS

在本片結束時，你可能想做的是： 1.

GET IN TOUCH WITH A SORT OF SIDE SPECIALIST DOCTOR

與某方面的專家醫生取得聯繫。

BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO SPLIT THEM LAUGHING.

因為你會讓他們大笑。

[LAUGHTER] >> James: SO HERE WE

[笑] >> 詹姆斯： 所以我們在這裡。

ARE.

是：

YOU SEE THIS HERE, JEFF GOLDBLOOM -- JENNA, STOP

你看到這裡，JEFF GOLDBLOOM -- 詹娜，停止。

WITH THE BELLS.

與鈴鐺。

WE ONLY DID ONE JOKE ABOUT CHRISTMAS.

我們只開了一個關於聖誕節的玩笑。

>> I D GOT EXCITED.

>> 我很興奮。

>> James: IT'S AN ANDY WILLIAMS SPECIALIST.

>> 詹姆斯。這是一個安迪-威廉姆斯專家。

WOULD YOU EAT SANTA'S YUMNUTS?

你會吃聖誕老人的糖果嗎？

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, JAMES?

>> 你覺得呢，詹姆斯？

>> James: (bleep), BOTH BARRELS.

>> James:(嗶嗶聲)，兩個桶。

THIS IS IT.

這就是它。

C'MON, GUYS, INSTAGRAM.

來吧，夥計們，INSTAGRAM。

HERE IS A PHOTO HERE.

這裡是一張照片在這裡。

JUST LAST WEEK JEFF GOLDBLOOM POSTED THIS.

上週JEFF GOLDBLOOM發佈了這個。

IT IS THE JURASSIC PARK.

這是侏羅紀公園。

AND THEY'RE TRYING TO GET-OUT-THE-VOTE.

而他們正在努力爭取投票。

I SAW IT AND I THOUGHT IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE IS

我看到它，我想它的感覺就像有人在。

MISSING FROM THE PHOTO.

缺少的照片。

AND THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.

然後我看到了整件事情。

WE'RE LAUGHING, BUT THEY ACTUALLY WENT DOOR TO DOOR

我們在笑，但他們實際上是挨家挨戶地去了。

WITH THAT.

與此。

A LOT OF PEOPLE DIED THAT DAY.

那天很多人都死了。

THEY COULDN'T VOTE.

他們不能投票。

[LAUGHTER] >> James: IT BACKFIRED.

[笑] >> 詹姆斯。它反擊。

[LAUGHTER] >> James: ALL RIGHT.

[笑] >> 詹姆斯。所有權利。

THIS ONE WAS POSTED BY D.J. KHALID, OKAY.

這個是D. J. KHALID發的，好吧。

THERE HE IS.

他在那裡。

THIS IS HIS SON WEARING HIS DAD'S SHOES.

這是他的兒子穿著他爸爸的鞋子。

THAT LOOKS REAL CUTE.

這看起來真的很可愛。

AND THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.

然後我看到了整件事情。

[LAUGHTER] >> James: GENUINELY HIS

[笑] >> 詹姆斯。真正的他

SHOES.

鞋子：

YES.

是的。

YES.

是的。

SO THERE WE GO -- WHAT WE'RE SAYING IS HE HAS GOT

所以，我們去 - 我們的意思是，他已經得到了。

BIG FEET.

大腳。

[LAUGHTER] >> James: HERE IS ONE

[笑] >> 詹姆斯。這裡有一個

FROM ZAC EFRON, THERE HE IS LOOKING ALL COOL ON A

從扎克-埃弗隆，在那裡，他看起來所有的涼爽的在一個

WALL.

牆：

I SAW IT, I THOUGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS TALKING

我看到了，我想，它看起來像他在說話。

TO SOMEONE.

給某人。

THERE IS THE WHOLE THING.

這就是整個事情。

I WILL SAY AFTER THAT PHOTO WAS TAKEN, ONE OF

我想說的是，在那張照片被拍下之後，其中一張

THEM ACTUALLY FELL OFF THE WALL, IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE.

它們居然從牆上掉下來了，形狀非常糟糕。

I WON'T TELL YOU WHO.

我不會告訴你是誰。

BUT IT ACTUALLY TOOK A LOT OF PEOPLE TO PUT HIM BACK

但實際上，它實際上需要很多人把他放回

TOGETHER AGAIN.

又在一起了。

IT IS PERSONAL.

它是個人的。

BUT IT WAS ZAC EFRON.

但它是扎克-埃夫隆。

HE HAS AN ASTONISHING LACK OF BALANCE FOR SUCH A GOOD

他有一個驚人的缺乏平衡，這樣一個好。

DANCER.

舞者：

GONE.

走了。

>> HE'S AT S CEDARS-SINAI.

>> 他在S CEDARS -SINAI。

>> James: AND HE IS ASKING EVERYONE TO THANK

>> 詹姆斯。他要求每個人都要感謝。

PARTICULARLY ALL OF THE KING'S HORSES AND ALL OF

特別是所有的國王的馬和所有的... ...

THE KING'S MEN.

國王的男人：

HERE IS ONE FROM A GOOD FRIEND OF THE SHOW,

這是一個節目的好朋友發來的。

MR. SHAWN MENDES.

先生。SHAWN MENDES.

HE IS STARING OFF INTO THE GREAT UNKNOWN, FULLY AT

他正向著未知的大世界張望，完全在。

PIECE IN THE MAGESTY OF NATURE, AND THEN I SAW THE

一片在自然的魔力，然後我看到了。

WHOLE THING.

整個事情。

[LAUGHTER] >> James: AND HERE IS

[笑] >> 詹姆斯。這裡是

ONE FROM AL ROKER, AND HE POSTED IT AROUND

一個從AL ROKER，他發佈了它周圍的

HALLOWEEN.

萬歲。

I THOUGHT IT WAS A PUMPKIN HE MESSED UP WHILE

我還以為是他弄壞了一個喇叭口呢。

CARVING, AND THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.

雕刻，然後我看到了整件事情。

>> OH!

>> 哦！

>> James: TALK ABOUT SANTA'S YUMNUTS.

>> 詹姆斯：談談聖誕老人的美味。

[LAUGHTER] >> James: THAT WAS

[笑] >> 詹姆斯：那是

CELEBRITY INSTAGRAM.

CELEBRITY INSTAGRAM。

WHEN WE COME BACK, TIG NOTARO IS GOING TO BE

當我們回來的時候，TIG NOTARO將是。

HERE, EVERYBODY.

在這裡，每一個人。