There's also a set of protestors in Michigan.

在密歇根州也有一組抗議者。

Videos went viral yesterday of angry people gathered

昨日，憤怒的人們聚集在一起的視頻在網上瘋傳

together, shouting "Stop the count, stop the count."

一起喊著 "停止計數，停止計數"。

It really unnerved me, until I actually watched the footage.

這真的讓我感到不安，直到我真的看了那段錄像。

And now, well, I hate to say it,

而現在，好吧，我不想說。

I kind of agree with them.

我有點同意他們的觀點。

Stop the count, stop the count.

停止計數，停止計數。

Okay, you guys, give me a chance, all right.

好吧，你們給我一個機會，好嗎。

I'm trying to make a living, okay?

我是為了生活，好嗎？

Okay, my last victim, she was very heavy in the body, okay?

好吧，我最後一個受害者，她的身體很重，好嗎？

So heavy, her blood type was marinara.

這麼重，她的血型是滷味。

Marinara, it's a sauce, a thick sauce.

Marinara，是一種醬料，一種濃稠的醬料。

Oh, nothing, wow, okay.

哦，沒什麼，哇，好吧。

Stop the count, stop the count.

停止計數，停止計數。

I just flew in, I did.

我只是飛來的，我做到了。

I'm not tired, I never get tired, nor will I die.

我不累，我永遠不會累，也不會死。

Ah wow, you guys are tough.

啊，哇，你們可真夠狠的。

Here's my impression of Al Pacino,

這是我對阿爾帕西諾的印象。

if he were what, yes, a vampire.

如果他是什麼，是的，一個吸血鬼。

"There's only two things I can't resist:

"只有兩樣東西是我無法抗拒的。

the taste of human blood and a great big ass.

人血的味道和一個大屁股。

Hooblah, hooblah."

胡巴拉，胡巴拉。"

Nothing, wow, okay, that killed in Transylvania,

沒什麼，哇，好吧，那在特蘭西瓦尼亞殺了。

so is the sun out, because I'm dying up here.

所以是太陽出來了， 因為我死在這裡。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

See, there's two kinds of count.

你看，有兩種數。

Counting the vote, and then, Dracula.

計票，然後，德古拉。

(laughs)

（笑）

I apologize.

我向你道歉

A lot of strain, a lot of stress.

壓力很大，壓力很大。