Joe Biden urged voters to display the sort of patients they're going to need a hundredfold when he's the president.

喬-拜登敦促選民展示當他成為總統時他們將需要百倍的病人。

Democracy, sometimes messy, it's sometimes requires a little patience is well, but that patience has been rewarded now for more than 240 years with the system of governance, governance, and that's been the envy of the world.

民主，有時候很亂，它有時候需要一點耐心是好的，但這種耐心現在已經得到了回報，240多年來的治理體系、治理方式，讓世界羨慕不已。

He's absolutely right.

他說的很對

America is the envy of the world, and if you disagree, we will turn you into a crater.

美國是全世界羨慕的地方，如果你不同意，我們會把你變成火山口。

For his part, President Trump is throwing all his energy into keeping this race alive and well on eight Chan message boards.

特朗普總統則在八陳留言板上把所有精力都投入到這場比賽中，讓這場比賽保持活力。

If you count the legal votes, I easily win.

如果算上合法的票數，我很容易就贏了。

If you count the illegal votes, they can try to steal the election from us.

如果你把非法的選票算進去，他們就可以從我們這裡偷走選舉。

A challenge Joe and every Democrat to clarify that they only want legal votes because they talk about votes.

挑戰喬和每一個民主黨人澄清，他們只想要合法的選票，因為他們談論選票。

And I think they should use the word legal legal votes.

而且我覺得他們應該用合法合法票這個詞。

We want every legal vote counted, and I want every legal vote counted.

我們希望每一張合法的票都被計算在內，我也希望每一張合法的票都被計算在內。

We want openness and transparency.

我們希望公開和透明。

No secret count rooms.

沒有祕密數房。

No mystery ballots.

沒有神祕的選票。

Classic rookie autocrat Mistake toe only.

經典的菜鳥專制者錯誤腳趾頭只。

Learn how the election works after the election.

學會選舉後如何操作。

Well, let's open up the election of it and see if our country is done.

那麼，讓我們打開它的選舉，看看我們的國家是否完成。

Smoldering yet Joe Biden leaves the Electoral College 253 to 214 with all eyes on Nevada, Georgia, Pennsylvania in Arizona, where counting continues in those states.

冒煙然而喬-拜登離開選舉人團253比214，所有的目光都集中在內華達州，喬治亞州，賓夕法尼亞州的亞利桑那州，這些州的計票工作仍在繼續。

Defense.

辯護：

No one could have predicted Election Day was coming.

沒有人能夠預測到選舉日的到來。

Jose, Does Trump have a Rocky Island path to a Jeffrey Epstein Temple of Victory here?

何塞，特朗普在這裡有一條通往傑弗裡-愛潑斯坦勝利殿堂的洛基島之路嗎？

Uh, no.

呃，沒有。

Like there's I don't see a path outside of the conspiracy theories that has been kind of roiling around.

就像有... ...我沒有看到一個路徑之外的陰謀論 這已經是一種漫無邊際的周圍。

And for me, though, I have to say, like what I find most troubling is that millions of people voted for him like people voted for him to be this crazy.

而對我來說，雖然，我不得不說，像我覺得最麻煩的是，數以百萬計的人投票給他，就像人們投票給他這樣的瘋狂。

Well, personally, I think the fact that Biden is squeaking past is a testament to the great work of the Lincoln Project, peeling away those remorseful 2016 trump voters by the negative dozens.

好吧，我個人認為，拜登能僥倖過關，證明了林肯計劃的偉大工作，將2016年那些悔恨的特朗普選民負數十個人剝離出來。

Hold on, guys.

等一下，夥計們。

We got to stop counting these votes from the very beginning.

我們必須從一開始就停止計算這些選票。

Americans have no business deciding who the president should be.

美國人沒有資格決定誰是總統。

They're not the president.

他們不是總統。

Technically true.

技術上是真的。

Here's the latest on the congressional elections where down ballot Democrats made Biden's underwhelming performance looked great compared to their belly flop.

以下是國會選舉的最新情況，在國會選舉中，下票的民主黨人讓拜登的低迷表現與他們的腹背受敵相比，看起來很不錯。

Phil Gaz.

Phil Gaz.

Um, over in the Senate, it's all tied up at 48 seats.

嗯，在參議院，這一切都在48個席位上平分秋色。

With both of Georgia's seats leaning Republican, this means a renewal of everyone's favorite buddy comedy.

佐治亞州的兩個席位都傾向於共和黨，這意味著大家最喜歡的哥們兒喜劇的更新。

Chuck Schumer smiles as Mitch McConnell feeds him our ramen bowl of wet turds.

當米奇-麥康奈爾喂他吃我們的溼糞拉麵時，查克-舒默笑了。

Meanwhile, in the House, Democrats enjoy a 291 93 advantage, but Republicans gained six seats faster than Robby Mook in Sync.

同時，在眾議院，民主黨人享有291 93的優勢，但共和黨人獲得6個席位的速度比羅比-穆克在同步。

The Democratic Party.

民主黨。

Now Democrats can have the house, but they will never take away the uneducated white vote.

現在，民主黨可以擁有房子，但他們永遠不會奪走未受過教育的白人的選票。

And as soon as the US uneducated whites figure out how to fill in a bubble without thinking it's a black jellybean and eating the ballot, it's over for you.

而只要美國沒受過教育的白人想出瞭如何填寫保麗龍，而不認為是黑澀會，吃選票，你就完了。

Host, I got to say the Democrats put so much money behind centrist losers and then so many more progressive leftists, one that means progressives gained relative strength in the party.

主持人，我得說民主黨在中間派失敗者背後投入了這麼多錢，然後又投入了這麼多進步的左派，一個是意味著進步派在黨內獲得了相對的力量。

One Kenly wonder if this was Pelosi's plan all along, and one can realize it wasn't president.

人們肯立懷疑這是不是佩洛西一直以來的計劃，可以意識到這不是總統。

Trump dispatched Eric and Rudy Giuliani to Pennsylvania, his crack team of men who can handle anything but Sasha Baron Cohen in a wig.

特朗普派遣埃裡克和魯迪-朱利安尼到賓夕法尼亞州，他的破解團隊可以處理任何事情，但Sasha Baron Cohen戴著假髮。

Not a single Republican has been ableto look at any one of these mail ballots.

沒有一個共和黨人能夠看到這些郵寄的選票

They could be from Mars, as far as we're concerned, or they could be from the Democratic National Committee.

他們可能來自火星，就我們而言，也可能來自民主黨全國委員會。

Joe Biden could have voted 50 times.

喬-拜登可以投50次。

As far as we know, with 5000 times we can report, Giuliani's microphone has been placed in the same room.

據我們所知，我們可以報道5000次，朱利安尼的麥克風已經放在同一個房間裡。

They put the firefighters clothes from Chernobyl.

他們把切爾諾貝利的消防員衣服。

It's also wildly unrealistic to think that Joe Biden has the mental wherewithal to fill in one bubble, let alone 5000.

認為喬-拜登有足夠的心理承受力去填滿一個保麗龍，更不用說5000個保麗龍了，這也太不現實了。

Yeah, turning now to Nevada, where White House operative Match Slap is trying to delegitimize results with the enthusiasm he usually reserves for unleashing covert upon CPAC attendees.

是的 現在轉向內華達州 白宮特工Match Slap正試圖用他通常對CPAC參會者釋放祕密的熱情來剝奪結果。

If you are not allowed in to see the process both sides and all of you in the media, so that there is transparency so that there's meaningful observing of these ballots that calls into question what those results will be, Match slap truly is made for this moment or destroying a figure.

如果你不被允許在看到這個過程雙方和你們所有的媒體，所以有透明度，所以有意義的觀察這些選票，質疑這些結果會是什麼，火柴掌真正是為這一刻或摧毀一個數字。

Skaters knees outside of practice rank.

滑冰運動員的膝蓋在練習等級外。

Jose does anything say good faith, defense of the legal process, like sending into tomato red men without law degrees.

何塞做任何事情都要講誠信，捍衛法律程序，比如送進番茄紅人沒有法律學位。

I think President Trump is just desperate in anything he could do.

我認為特朗普總統只是在任何他能做的事情上絕望了。

If you can bring voters in from Mars and Venus, I'm sure he will.

如果你能從火星和金星帶來選民，我相信他會的。

You know, Matt Schlapp was performing these same anti Democratic stunts during the Florida recount in 2000.

你知道嗎，馬特-施萊普在2000年佛羅里達州重新計票時，也在表演同樣的反民主黨特技。

For the Republican Party to survive, I think it needs to start prepping the next generation of creepy, depraved operatives.

為了共和黨的生存，我認為它需要開始準備下一代令人毛骨悚然的，墮落的特工。

Trump's henchman are right here, Guys, I need to see each and every ballot.

特朗普的手下就在這裡，夥計們，我要看每一張選票。

If I'm gonna believe the results, I don't even believe Biden won California.

如果我要相信結果 我甚至不相信拜登能贏得加州的選舉

I'm not sure that he's running for president, to be honest, and I won't be until he sits on my face and says So This is not the Republican Party I know The Republican Party I know, was much more subtle about their subversion of democracy.

老實說，我不確定他是否會競選總統，除非他坐在我面前說，這不是我所知道的共和黨，我所知道的共和黨，對民主的顛覆更加微妙。

Really sad.

真的很難過。

Now we turn to the White House, where Donald Trump is painfully confronting the idea of a loss, According to one of his two remaining staffers, who hasn't been fired.

現在我們轉到白宮，唐納德-特朗普正在痛苦地面對損失的想法，據他剩下的兩名工作人員之一說，他還沒有被解僱。

Her hospitalized, CNN's Dana Bash says a source tells her Trump is feeling down and starting to see this slip away.

她的住院，CNN的Dana Bash說，一個消息來源告訴她，特朗普感覺很沮喪，並開始看到這個滑走。

I don't blame the guy.

我不怪他

Frankly, losing to a Democrat is utterly humiliating.

坦率地說，輸給民主黨人完全是一種恥辱。

Rumors are circulating that after Trump's next career as a super spreader event planner, he will run again in 2024 a race he will almost certainly win because life in America is just like that.

有傳言稱，在特朗普接下來的超級傳播者活動策劃生涯結束後，他將在2024年再次參加競選，這場比賽他幾乎肯定會贏，因為美國的生活就是這樣。

There are some aides and advisers who are starting to talk about the potential.

有一些助手和顧問開始談論潛力。

Not only that the president is going to lose this election, but that he may mount some sort of resurrection run in 2024.

不僅僅是總統會輸掉這次選舉，而且他可能會在2024年發動某種形式的復活競選。

This possibility has been discussed.

這種可能性已經被討論過。

I'm told inside the Trump campaign by some aides and advisers, and that some have even talked about it with the president himself a reality TV star as president.

我從特朗普競選內部的一些助手和顧問那裡得知，有人甚至和總統本人談起過，一個真人秀明星當總統。

Now I've heard everything.

現在我已經聽到了一切。

It's ridiculous.

太荒唐了

Jose, do you think Trump has a shot in 2024 after America's resounding negligible rebuke?

何塞，你覺得特朗普在2024年美國響亮的可以忽略不計的斥責之後，還有機會嗎？

I think, he asked, Absolutely, has a chance in 2024.

我想，他問，絕對，在2024年有機會。

I think I think this is way bigger than this election.

我想我認為這比這次選舉要大得多。

Imagine if Trump had run on actual disciplined strategic campaign.

試想一下，如果特朗普是靠實際的紀律性戰略競選。

The fact that it's still disclose with everything that has happened just in the past few months because of the pandemic.

事實上，它仍然披露與一切發生的只是在過去的幾個月，因為疫情。

The fact that it's still disclose tell you that at the very heart of our of our crisis right now is actually us.

事實上，它還在披露告訴你，我們現在危機的核心其實是我們。

I mean, a lot of this is on white women, Not me, though I'm not convinced Trump could win the party nomination in 2024 even though his strategy of blatantly appealing to white nationalism directly aligns with the party platform for some reason or other, I don't think it will happen again.

我的意思是，很多這是在白人婦女身上，不是我，雖然我不相信特朗普能在2024年贏得黨內提名，即使他的策略公然呼籲白人民族主義直接與黨的平臺保持一致，出於某種原因或其他原因，我不認為它會再次發生。

Wow.

哇哦

I don't see anything wrong with America right now.

我不覺得美國現在有什麼不好。

Trump is an absolute badass for considering a run in 2024.

特朗普考慮2024年參選，絕對是個壞蛋。

These dirty lives will probably throw him in jail by then.

這些骯髒的生命到時候可能會把他扔進監獄。

So my boy is probably gonna Shawshank his way out.

所以，我的孩子可能是要去肖申克他的方式。

And Mr Trump hit me up If you need me to sneak into prison.

特朗普先生，如果你需要我溜進監獄，就打我電話。

Ah, Couple posters of them gorgeous Payless shoe models.

啊，他們華麗的Payless鞋款的情侶海報。