IT IS 11:35 EAST COAST TIME, AND CBS IS READY TO PROJECT THAT I

現在是東岸時間11: 35，CBS準備投射我

AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

我是你的主播，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

THOUGH THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO

雖然唐納德-特朗普很有可能會去。

CHALLENGE THAT IN COURT.

在法庭上提出質疑。

AND 24 HOURS LATER, WE STILL DON'T KNOW THE WINNER OF THE

24小時後，我們仍然不知道贏家的。

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

主席選舉：

>> I WIN!

>> 贏了！

I WIN!

我贏了！

I WIN!

我贏了！

>> Stephen: GET OUT OF HERE!

>> Stephen:離開這裡！

GO!

走！

MORE ON THAT LATER.

稍後再談。

AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM STILL ON THE ELECTION SET, BECAUSE THE

你也看到了，我還在選舉現場，因為... ...

ELECTION'S STILL GOING ON.

選舉仍在進行。

AS WE KNEW IT WOULD.

正如我們所知道的那樣。

WE PLANNED TO KEEP THIS SET UP FOR DAYS, BECAUSE, COVID.

我們打算把這個設置保留幾天，因為，COVID，

IT'S GOING TO TAKE A WHILE TO COUNT ALL THE VOTES!

要花點時間來計算所有的選票！

AND IT'S ALL COMING DOWN TO A FEW STATES WHERE THEY'RE STILL

而這一切都歸結為幾個州，在那裡他們仍然是

COUNTING VOTES IN NORTH CAROLINA, GEORGIA, NEVADA, AND

在北卡羅來納州、喬治亞州、內華達州和華盛頓州計算選票。

PENNSYLVANIA-- A HYBRID MIX OF THE SUN BELT AND THE RUST BELT

賓夕法尼亞州--太陽帶和鏽帶的混合體。

THAT I'M CALLING THE "DOES ANYONE HAVE A XANAX BELT."

那我叫 "有人有XANAX皮帶嗎"。

BUT THERE IS SOME BIG NEWS.

但是有一個重大的新聞。

TODAY, WE GOT A CALL ON ONE OF THE SWING STATES, WISCONSIN, A

今天，我們接到了一個電話，在一個搖擺的州，威斯康星州，A。

STATE TRUMP BEAT HILLARY CLINTON IN BY A MERE 22,000

特朗普以2.2萬分之差戰勝希拉里-克林頓

VOTES BACK IN 2016.

2016年的票數回。

OH, MY, HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED, BECAUSE WE CAN NOW CONFIRM, JOE

哦，我的天，時代已經改變了，因為我們現在可以確認了，喬。

BIDEN HAS WON WISCONSIN.

比登贏得了威斯康星州。

WOOOO!

嗚嗚！

THE CHEESEHEADS ARE NOW OFFICIALLY BLUE-CHEESEHEADS.

奶酪頭現在正式成為藍奶酪頭。

SO THEY SMELL WEIRD BUT TASTE GREAT CRUMBLED ON A SALAD,

所以，他們聞起來怪怪的，但味道很好的沙拉上崩潰。

MAYBE WITH A POACHED PEAR, A LITTLE CANDIED WALNUT.

也許有一個梨子，一個小蜜餞核桃。

BASED ON THE CURRENT COUNT, BIDEN IS AHEAD BY OVER 20,000

根據目前的數據，比登領先2萬多人。

VOTES, OR ONE WYOMING.

票，或一個懷俄明。

THAT'S REALLY GOT TO STING, BECAUSE TRUMP HAS CONTINUED TO

這真的很刺耳，因為特朗普一直都在。

MAKE SUCH A DEAL ABOUT WINNING WISCONSIN BACK IN 2016.

在2016年贏下威斯康星州的時候，做了這麼一個交易。

>> REMEMBER WHEN THEY SAY, "DONALD TRUMP HAS WON THE STATE

>> 記得當他們說，"唐納德-特朗普贏得了州政府"。

OF WISCONSIN"?

威斯康星州的"？

WAS THAT A GREAT EVENING, OR WHAT?

是一個偉大的夜晚，還是什麼？

"DONALD TRUMP HAS WON THE STATE OF WISCONSIN."

"唐納德・特朗普贏得了威斯康星州。"

OUT OF THE BLUE COMES "DONALD TRUMP HAS WON THE STATE OF

出乎意料的是，"唐納德-特朗普贏得了美國的州"。

WISCONSIN."

WISCONSIN。"

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) REMEMBER THAT?

（歡呼聲和掌聲） 記得嗎？

THEY SAID, "DONALD TRUMP HAS WON THE STATE OF WISCONSIN."

他們說，"唐納德・特朗普贏得了威斯康星州。"

THAT WAS A VERY PRETTY SOUND.

那是一個非常漂亮的聲音。

AND THAT WAS IT.

這就是它。

THAT WAS IT.

這就是它。

YOU WERE THE ONE.

你就是那個人

YOU GOT US OVER THE TOP.

你讓我們過了頭。

YOU BETTER DO IT AGAIN.

你最好再來一次。

>> Stephen: AND, JUST LIKE THAT WISCONSIN IS GONE, JUST LIKE A

>> 史蒂芬: 而且，就像威斯康星州消失了一樣，就像一個。

CANDLE IN THE WIND, OR A CHICKEN NUGGET, IN YOUR GENERAL

風中的燭光，或雞塊，在你的一般。

VICINITY.

VICINITY：

TRUMP PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO THIS STATE.

特朗普在這個州投入了大量的精力。

BACK IN OCTOBER, HE APPEARED AT A RALLY IN GREEN BAY WITH

早在10月，他就在綠色海灣的集會上出現，與

QUARTERBACK BRETT FAVRE.

QUARTERBACK BRETT FAVRE.

SADLY, IT WASN'T THE FIRST TIME FAVRE HAD LET FANS DOWN BY BEING

遺憾的是，這不是FAVRE第一次讓球迷失望了，因為他是。

CAUGHT ON CAMERA WITH HIS DICTATOR OUT.

被拍到的時候，他的錄音機沒了。

YOU CAN GOOGLE IT, BUT I WOULDN'T.

你可以谷歌它，但我不會。

TRUMP'S MISHANDLING OF THE VIRUS MAY HAVE PLAYED A LARGE PART IN

特朗普對病毒的處理不當可能在很大程度上起到了作用

BIDEN'S WIN, BECAUSE RECENTLY, WISCONSIN HAS BECOME A COVID-19

BIDEN的勝利，因為最近，威斯康星州已經成為一個COVID-19。

HOTSPOT.

HOTSPOT：

BUT WITH THIS WIN, DEMOCRATS ACROSS THE COUNTRY CAN BREATHE A

但隨著這場勝利，全國各地的民主黨人可以鬆一口氣了。

LITTLE EASIER-- EXCEPT FOR THE ONES IN WISCONSIN BECAUSE,

除了在威斯康星州的那些人，因為：

AGAIN, IT'S A COVID-19 HOTSPOT.

又是一個COVID -19熱點。

AND THEN THIS AFTERNOON, THE GREAT STATE OF MICHIGAN WAS

然後，今天晚上，偉大的密歇根州被。

CALLED FOR JOE BIDEN.

被叫去找喬-比登。

NOW, IF YOU THINK ABOUT MICHIGAN AS A HAND, BIDEN TOOK AWAY VOTES

現在，如果你把密歇根州當做一個手掌，比登就奪走了選票。

FROM TRUMP IN THESE AREAS, OKAY.

從特朗普在這些領域，好吧。

AND FINALLY-- WHAT?

最後... 什麼？

HUH?

咦？

LET'S SAY HE FLIPPED THE STATE.

讓我們說，他翻轉的狀態。

WITH THINGS TRENDING IN HIS FAVOR, JOE BIDEN CAME OUT THIS

隨著事情的趨勢在他的青睞，喬-比登出來這

AFTERNOON AND WAS A GROWNUP: >> EVERY VOTE MUST BE COUNTED.

下午，是一個成年人： >> 每張票都必須計算。

NO ONE IS GOING TO TAKE OUR DEMOCRACY AWAY FROM US, NOT NOW,

沒有人要把我們的民主制度從我們身邊奪走，不是現在。

NOT EVER.

永遠不會。

AMERICA HAS COME TOO FAR.

美國已經走得太遠了。

AMERICA HAS FOUGHT TOO MANY BATTLES.

美國已經經歷了太多的戰鬥。

AMERICA HAS ENDURED TOO MUCH TO EVER LET THAT HAPPEN.

美國已經經歷了太多，永遠不會讓它發生。

WE, THE PEOPLE, WILL NOT BE SILENCED.

我們，人民，不會沉默。

WE, THE PEOPLE, WILL NOT BE BULLIED.

我們，人民，不會被欺負。

WE, THE PEOPLE, WILL NOT SURRENDER.

我們，人民，不會屈服。

>> Stephen: YES!

>> Stephen:是！

WE, THE PEOPLE, WILL NOT SURRENDER!

我們，人民，不會投降！

WE, THE PEOPLE, WILL JUST DOOM-SCROLL ON TWITTER UNTIL WE

我們，人民，將只是厄運滾動在Twitter上，直到我們。

FREAK OUT AND STRESS EAT ALL OUR KIDS' HALLOWEEN CANDY!

嚇壞了，緊張的吃了我們所有孩子的萬聖節糖果!

I KNOW THERE'S MORE THREE MUSKETEERS, JOHN!

我知道還有更多的三個火槍手，約翰！

AFTER ALL THAT GOOD NEWS FOR BIDEN, IN A MOVE THAT JUST REEKS

在比登的所有好消息之後，在一個僅僅是要求的舉動中

OF DESPERATION AND CHEAP COLOGNE, WITH A MILLION VOTES

絕望和廉價的哥倫布，有100萬張選票。

STILL UNCOUNTED, TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN MANAGER CAME OUT OF THE

仍未統計，特朗普的競選經理人出場了。

BLUE TO ANNOUNCE, "WE ARE DECLARING A VICTORY IN

藍軍將宣佈："我們正在宣佈一場勝利。

PENNSYLVANIA."

賓夕法尼亞州。"

BOLD!

大膽！

AND I FULLY EXPECT HIS VICTORY IN PENNSYLVANIA TO BE JUST AS

我完全期待他在賓夕法尼亞州的勝利，也會是一樣的。

SUCCESSFUL AS HIS VICTORY OVER CORONAVIRUS.

成功地戰勝了冠狀病毒。

GOSH, I HOPE HIS ANNOUNCEMENT DOESN'T OVERSHADOW ME DECLARING

天啊，希望他的公告不會讓我過多的宣稱。

MYSELF "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE'S "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE."

《人物》雜誌的 "活著的最性感男人"。

( LAUGHTER ) I SENSED A POWER VACUUM.

（笑）我感覺到一個電源真空。

IN THE SEXY SPHERE.

在性感的空間裡。

I'M COMING FOR YOU, McCONAUGHEY.

我為你而來，麥庫克希。

ONE REASON FOR THE DELAY IN THE OTHER STATES IS THE MASSIVE

其他州拖延的一個原因是大規模的

AMOUNTS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS.

郵寄選票的數量：

AND THOSE LAST BALLOTS TO BE COUNTED APPEAR TO BE LARGELY FOR

而最後要計算的那幾張選票，似乎大部分都是支持的。

BIDEN.

BIDEN：

EARLY ON, THINGS HAD LOOKED PRETTY GOOD FOR TRUMP.

早些時候，事情看起來對特朗普很有利。

WE HAD BEEN WARNED THIS WOULD HAPPEN, IN WHAT EXPERTS CALLED A

我們已經被警告會發生這種情況，在什麼專家所謂的。

"RED MIRAGE"-- WHICH IS EITHER THE CHARACTER ELIZABETH OLSEN

"RED MIRAGE"--既是艾麗薩貝特-奧爾森這個人物，也是她的名字

PLAYS IN THE MARVEL MOVIES, OR PUTIN'S CODE NAME FOR TRUMP.

在《神奇電影》中扮演的角色，或者說普京對特朗普的代號。

NOW, I KNOW IT'S HARD TO WAIT FOR NEVADA AND PENNSYLVANIA

現在，我知道等待內華達州和賓夕法尼亞州是很困難的。

RESULTS, BUT JUST 24 HOURS OF WAITING HAS GIVEN BIDEN ARIZONA

結果，但僅僅24小時的等待就給了比登-亞利桑那州。

AND WISCONSIN.

和威斯康星州。

AND MICHIGAN.

和密歇根州。

SO, I'VE JUST GOT ONE BIT OF ADVICE:

所以，我有一個建議。

>> JUST PLAY IT COOL, BOY.

>> 只是發揮它的樂趣，男孩。

>> WHAT'S FONZIE LIKE?

>> 芳澤喜歡什麼？

>> COOL.

>> COOL。

>> WHAT?

>> 什麼？

>> COOL.

>> COOL。

>> CORRECTOMUNDO.

>> CORRECTOMUNDO.

>>ATTEMPT TO BE COOL.

>>嘗試酷一點。

>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, CHILL.

>> 好了，大家都冷靜下來。

>> Stephen: THAT'S BIPARTISAN ADVICE.

>> Stephen:這是兩黨的建議。

THAT LAST GUY'S A REPUBLICAN.

最後一個傢伙是個共和黨人。

THANK YOU, DOCTOR.

謝謝你，醫生。

IF COVID HAS TAUGHT US NOTHING, IT'S THAT PATIENCE IS VALUABLE.

如果科維德沒有教給我們什麼，那就是耐心是有價值的。

REMEMBER WHEN THE PANDEMIC STARTED, A TRIP TO THE GROCERY

記得當潘迪克開始的時候，去雜貨店的旅行。

STORE WOULD LAST EIGHT HOURS BECAUSE YOU HAD TO WIPE DOWN

店裡的東西只能用八小時，因為你必須擦拭。

EVERY SINGLE GRAPE BEFORE YOU PUT THEM IN THE REFRIGERATOR?

把每一顆葡萄放進冰箱之前，都要把它們放進去？

THIS IS THE SAME THING.

這是同樣的事情。

WE'RE WIPING DOWN EVERY SINGLE BALLOT BEFORE WE PUT THEM IN

我們要把每一張選票都擦掉，然後再投進去。

AMERICA'S FRIDGE.

AMERICA'S FRIDGE.

AND, HOPEFULLY, WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WE'LL END UP THROWING OUT

而且，希望在這段時間裡，我們最終會扔掉... ...

THAT SPOILED HAM WE BOUGHT FOUR YEARS AGO.

我們四年前買的那隻被寵壞的火腿。

SO WAITING IS CLEARLY THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

所以等待顯然是正確的做法。

OF COURSE, ONE PERSON WHO ALWAYS FAILS THE MARSHMALLOW TEST IS

當然，一個人誰總是失敗的 MARSHMALLOW測試是：

DONALD TRUMP, BECAUSE LAST NIGHT AT 12:45 A.M., WITH MILLIONS OF

唐納德-特朗普，因為昨晚12點45分，與數百萬的

BALLOTS UNCOUNTED AND BIDEN AHEAD IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE

未計算的選票和選舉學院中的投標

AND THE POPULAR VOTE, TRUMP TWEETED, "WE ARE WINNING BIG,

和民眾的投票，特朗普在推特上說："我們正在大獲全勝。

BUT THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL THE ELECTION.

但他們試圖竊取選舉。

WE WILL NEVER LET THEM DO IT.

我們永遠不會讓他們這樣做。

VOTES CANNOT BE CAST AFTER THE POLES ARE CLOSED!"

在投票站關閉後不能投票！"

FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE LITERALLY NOT WINNING.

首先，你根本就沒贏。

SECOND, I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU MEAN THAT SPELLING OF POLES.

第二，我真的不認為你說的是杆子的拼法。

( AS TRUMP ) "I HATE IT WHEN THE POLES CLOSE.

"我討厭極點關閉的時候。

ALL THE DANCERS LEAVE THE STAGE, AND YOU'RE LEFT ALONE, TOTALLY

所有的舞者都離開了舞臺，只剩下你一個人，完全沒有了

BROKE, COVERED IN GLITTER AND SPITTLE.

壞了，滿身都是閃光和斑點。

GOD, I MISS THOSE GIRLS, ESPECIALLY MY FAVORITE STRIPPER

天啊，我很想念那些女孩，尤其是我最喜歡的脫衣舞女郎。

OF THEM ALL: RED MIRAGE!" ( LAUGHTER )

其中：紅色幻影！"（笑）。

SO, THAT'S NOT GOOD.

所以，這不是很好。

BUT, YOU KNOW, TWEET SCHMEET.

但是，你知道，TWEET SCHMEET。

IT'S NOT LIKE RIGHT AFTER MIDNIGHT HE MARCHED INTO THE

不像午夜時分，他衝進屋裡。

EAST ROOM AND DECLARED VICTORY AND SAID "STOP COUNTING."

東廂，並宣佈勝利，說："停止計算。"

HE WAITED UNTIL 2:00 A.M. FOR THAT.

他一直等到凌晨兩點才回來。

>> WE WERE GETTING READY TO WIN THIS ELECTION.

>> 我們正準備贏得這次選舉。

FRANKLY, WE DID WIN THIS ELECTION.

坦率地說，我們確實贏得了這次選舉。

>> Stephen: THERE IT IS: A POWER GRAB BY A TERRIFIED

>> 在那裡，它是。A Power GRAB BY A TERRIFIED（驚恐）：

STRONGMAN IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.

《夜幕下的強者》。

CLASSIC.

經典。

IF THERE'S ANYTHING 2:00 A.M. IS KNOWN FOR, IT'S DESPERATE MOVES

如果說凌晨兩點有什麼是眾所周知的，那就是絕望的舉動。

BY SAD LITTLE MEN WHO ARE AFRAID TO GO HOME FEELING LIKE A LOSER.

由悲傷的小男人誰是害怕回家感覺像一個失敗者。

NOW, THE MINUTE HE OPENED WHAT I LEGALLY HAVE TO CALL HIS MOUTH,

現在，他一開口，我就得合法地叫他的嘴。

EVERYONE KNEW THIS BEHAVIOR WAS WRONG AND UN-AMERICAN.

每個人都知道這種行為是錯誤的，非美國人。

AND NOT JUST DEMOCRATS.

不僅僅是民主黨人。

TRUMP WAS CONDEMNED BY FOLKS LIKE CHRIS WALLACE, RICK

特朗普受到了像克里斯-沃利斯、裡克這樣的人的譴責。

SANTORUM, AND CHRIS CHRISTIE.

SANTORUM，和CHRIS CHRISTIE。

THESE PEOPLE ARE HARDLY LIBERALS.

這些人都是嚴格的自由主義者。

FOR PETE'S SAKE, CHRIS CHRISTIE HAS STOOD BY YOU THROUGH THICK

看在佩特的份上，克里斯-克里斯蒂一直陪著你。

AND THIN.

和薄。

IN FACT, HE STOOD SO CLOSE BY YOU THAT YOU NEARLY KILLED HIM

事實上，他離你很近，你差點殺了他。

WITH COVID!

與COVID！

THEN, OL' TATER DICK PUT THE "DICK" IN "TATOR," WHEN HE

然後，老色狼迪克把 "迪克 "放在 "色狼 "裡，當他...

THREATENED TO END THE VOTE COUNT.

威脅要結束計票。

>> SO WE WILL BE GOING TO THE U.S. SUPREME COURT.

>> 所以我們會去美國最高法院。

WE WANT ALL VOTING TO STOP.

我們希望所有的投票都停止。

WE DON'T WANT THEM TO FIND ANY BALLOTS AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING

我們不希望他們在凌晨4點發現任何選票。

AND ADD THEM TO THE LIST, OKAY?

然後把它們加到名單上，好嗎？

( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: FIRST OF ALL, I

( 掌聲 ) >> Stephen:首先，我

DON'T KNOW WHY I NEED TO SAY THIS TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE

我不知道為什麼要對美國總統說這句話

UNITED STATES, BUT THEY'RE NOT FINDING THEM.

美國，但他們沒有找到他們。

THEY'RE COUNTING THEM.

他們正在計算他們。

IF YOU RECITE THE NUMBERS ONE THROUGH TEN, YOU DON'T FIND THE

如果你念出1到10的數字，你就找不到了。

NUMBER SEVEN!

七號！

YOU COUNT TO IT, PASS IT, THEN KEEP COUNTING, AND REALIZE THAT

你數到它，通過它，然後繼續數，並意識到：

OH, YEAH, BIDEN CLEARLY WON WISCONSIN.

哦，是的，比登顯然贏得了威斯康星州。

PLUS, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES CAN'T ASK FOR

此外，美國總統不能要求。

VOTING TO STOP.

投票停止。

HE'S ONLY THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE OF VOTING.

他只是因為投票才當上了總統。

VOTING IS AMERICA'S WHOLE THING.

投票是美國的全部事情。

THAT'S LIKE ARBY'S CHANGING THEIR SLOGAN TO "WE MUST STOP

這就像阿比把他們的口號改成了 "我們必須停止"。

THE MEATS!" ( LAUGHTER )

肉！"（笑）。

THEY REALLY-- THEY REALLY MUST, BY THE WAY.

他們真的... 他們真的必須，順便說一下。

THERE ARE LIMITS.

有限制。

( LAUGHTER ) THERE ARE LIMITS TO EVEN

（笑）有限制的，即使是

AMERICA'S MEAT NEEDS.

美國的肉類需求。

I BEG YOU, ARBIES.

我求你了，亞伯斯。

DON'T MAKE US TAKE YOU UP BEFORE THE HAGUE.

別讓我們在海格之前把你帶上去。

AFTER GOING FULL FRONTAL FASCIST, TRUMP WENT FULL WHINY

* AFTERING FULL FRONTAL FASCIST, TRUMP WILL FULL WHINY * 特朗普走了，他又哭了。

BABY.

BABY：

>> WE WERE GETTING READY FOR A BIG CELEBRATION.

>> 我們正在準備一個大的慶祝活動。

WE WERE WINNING EVERYTHING, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT WAS JUST

我們贏得了一切，和所有的突然，它是公正的。

CALLED OFF.

被叫停。

LITERALLY, WE WERE JUST ALL SET TO GET OUTSIDE AND JUST

字面上，我們只是所有的設置得到 外面，只是。

CELEBRATE SOMETHING THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL, SO GOOD.

慶祝一些事情，是如此的美麗，如此的好。

>> Stephen: SO BEAUTIFUL, SO GOOD?

>> 史蒂芬：這麼漂亮，這麼好？

WELL, YOU WERE CELEBRATING THE OTTERS WHO HOLD HANDS WHILE THEY

好吧，你在慶祝OTTERS誰抱著手，當他們

SLEEP?

SLEEP？

( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE I'D VOTE FOR THAT.

因為我會投贊成票。

YOU MIGHT THINK ALL THAT WAS JUST THE ACT OF A TWEAKED-OUT

你可能會認為這只是一個瘋子的行為。

MANIAC COMING OFF HIS DEXY, UNTIL THIS AFTERNOON, WHEN HE

MANIAC從他的DEXY，直到今天下午，當他。

PUT HIS MUSSOLINI WHERE HIS MOUTH IS, AND HIS CAMPAIGN SAID

把他的穆索里尼放在他的嘴裡，而他的競選說：

IT WOULD SUE TO STOP MICHIGAN AND PENNSYLVANIA'S BALLOT

它將起訴阻止密歇根州和賓夕法尼亞州的投票。

COUNTS.

數：

SO IF YOU'RE KEEPING TRACK, TRUMP IS NOW TRYING TO OBSTRUCT

所以，如果你跟上節奏，特朗普現在正試圖阻礙

THE COUNT IN...

計數...

I'M SORRY, I'M BEING TOLD THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN IS SUING TO STOP

抱歉，有人告訴我，特朗普的競選團隊正在起訴阻止。

US COUNTING THE NUMBER OF STATES THEY ARE SUING TO STOP THE COUNT

美國正在計算他們起訴的國家數量，以阻止計數。

IN.

IN：

OKAY, AND THAT THIS IS-- I HAVE NOTHING IN MY EAR.

好吧，這是 - 我沒有什麼在我的耳朵。

THIS IS JUST MY HAND.

這只是我的手。

OKAY.

好的。

I HAVE SOMETHING HERE, BUT I TOOK IT OUT, BECAUSE CHRIS IS

我有一些東西在這裡，但我把它拿出來， 因為克里斯是。

TRYING TO CONTROL ME LUKE A PUPPET.

試圖控制我盧克一個傀儡。

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S A LONG STORY BEHIND IT.

（笑）這是一個很長的故事背後。

LET'S EARN IT.

讓我們賺取它。

BY THE WAY, EVY IS HERE.

順便說一下，每個人都在這裡。

EVY IS HERE, EVERYBODY.

每個人都在這裡，每個人。

THERE YOU GO.

你去那裡。

THAT'S WHY I'M IN A GOOD MOOD TONIGHT.

這就是為什麼我在一個好心情今晚。

NO OTHER REASON.

沒有其他原因。

HERE'S SOME OTHER RESULTS I CAN TELL YOU.

這是我可以告訴你的一些其他結果。

AS USUAL, THE STATE THAT GOT US INTO THIS MESS WAS FLORIDA.

和往常一樣，讓我們陷入困境的國家是佛羅里達州。

EVERY FOUR YEARS, DEMOCRATS HOPE THEY'LL TAKE IT.

每隔四年，民主黨人就希望能拿下它。

BUT ONCE AGAIN, LAST NIGHT, FLORIDA WAS CALLED FOR DONALD

但再一次，昨晚，佛羅里達州被稱為唐納德。

TRUMP.

特朗普：

FLORIDA IS OFICIALLY AMERICA'S CHEATING BOYFRIEND.

佛羅里達州是正式的美國的欺騙男友。

WHY DO WE ALWAYS THINK WE CAN CHANGE HIM?

為什麼我們總是認為我們可以改變他？

DEMOCRATS ALSO HAD HIGH HOPES FOR FLIPPING TEXAS, WHICH WOULD

民主黨人還對翻轉德州抱有很大希望，這將使

HAVE BEEN QUITE A FEAT.

已經很有特色了。

TEXAS HASN'T GONE FOR THE DEMOCRAT SINCE JIMMY CARTER BACK

自吉米-卡爾特回來後，德州就沒有支持過民主黨人。

IN 1976.

在1976年：

AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN REALLY WANT TO VOTE FOR HIM, BUT THEY HAD TO

他們甚至都不想投他的票，但他們不得不投。

AFTER HE ATE THAT 72-OUNCE STEAK.

在他吃了那72盎司的牛排之後，

THAT'S THE RULES.

這就是規則。