SAFE TO SAY IT HAS BEEN A VERY, VERY, VERY LONG FOUR

可以說這已經是一個非常，非常，非常長的四年了。

YEARS.

年。

SO LONG, IN FACT, YOU MAY HAVE LOST TRACK OF

這麼長的時間，事實上，你可能已經失去了跟蹤的。

EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED DURING THE TRUMP

特朗普期間發生的一切。

ADMINISTRATION.

行政管理：

LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU REAL QUICK.

讓我為你快速分析一下。

TRUMP'S INAUGURATION TRUMP'S INAUGURATION CROWDS WERE

特朗普的就職典禮 特朗普的就職典禮人群是什麼？

SUPER SMALL, WOMEN MARCHED ON THE NATIONAL MALL, HE SIGNED A

超小的，婦女在國家商場遊行，他簽了一個。

HATEFUL MUSLIM BAN AND FAILED TO PASS HIS HEALTHCARE PLAN, THE

仇恨的穆斯林禁令和未能通過他的衛生保健計劃，該計劃的

WALL THAT HE PROMISED NEVER GOT DONE, BUT AT LEAST HE FOUND TIME

他承諾的牆沒有完成，但至少他找到了時間。

TO STARE AT THE SUN, HE THREW PAPER TOWELS LIKE A Q.B., BUT

盯著太陽，他把紙巾像Q.B.一樣扔掉，但......。

THREW A HUGE FIT WHEN KAEP TOOK A KNEE, “ALTERNATIVE FACTS” WERE

當凱普被踢到膝蓋時，"另類的事實 "被大肆渲染。

THE NEW WAY TO LIE, PUT HIS HAND ON AN ORB AND NO ONE KNOWS WHY,

新的說謊方式，把他的手放在一個圓球上，沒有人知道為什麼。

MICHAEL FLYNN MADE A GUILTY PLEA, DONALD JUNIOR SAT ON A

MICHAEL FLYNN MADE A GUILTY PLEA, DONALD JUNIOR SAT ON A

TREE, IVANKA AND JARED PLAYED PRETEND, WHAT WAS OMAROSA'S JOB

TREE、IVANKA和JARED玩起了假裝，OMAROSA的工作是什麼？

AGAIN?

又來了？

SEAN SPICER WAS FIRED, SCARAMUCCI WAS HIRED, REINCE

SEAN SPICER被解僱了，SCARAMUCCI被僱傭了，RINCE

PRIEBUS RETIRED, SCARAMUCCI WAS FIRED, JAMES COMEY WAS CANNED,

PRIEBUS退休了, SCARAMUCCI被解僱了, JAMES COMEY被封殺了,

BUT SAVED THE RECEIPTS, WE'RE STILL UNPACKING THE “COVFEFE”

但保存了食譜，我們還在拆開 "covfefe "的包裝。

TWEET, DONALD'S LOVE FOR PUTIN COULDN'T BE MORE SINCERE,

微博上，唐納德對普京的愛不能再自私了。

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THAT WAS JUST HIS FIRST YEAR!

信不信由你，那才是他的第一年!

TRUMP GOT A VISIT FROM KANYE WEST, MELANIA TOLD US ALL TO “BE

特朗普得到了KANYE WEST的訪問，梅蘭妮亞告訴我們所有人 "是

BEST,” HER HUSBAND CALLED HAITI A ( BLEEP ) COUNTRY, ONLY HER

最好的"，她的丈夫稱海地是一個（BLEEP）國家，只有她。

JACKET COULD SAY IT MORE BLUNTLY, NEW TELL-ALL BOOKS WERE

JACKET可以說得更直白，新的有聲讀物是

RIDDLED WITH SCANDALS, LIKE THE TIME HE GOT SPANKED BY STORMY

充滿了醜聞，就像他被STORMY打了一巴掌的時間。

DANIELS, MICHAEL COHEN GOT CAUGHT WITH MONEY TO HUSH, WHILE

丹尼爾，米歇爾-科恩被抓到了，他帶著錢去打獵，而

TRUMP WENT TO SEE HIS NEW DICTATOR CRUSH, PAUL MANAFORT

特朗普去看他的新獨裁者粉碎，保羅-馬納弗特

WAS FOUND GUILTY OF FRAUD, FOR SOME REASON TEENS WERE EATING

被發現犯了詐騙罪，因為一些原因，你吃了。

TIDE PODS, JOHN KELLY AND SESSIONS LEFT THAT YEAR, BRETT

潮水桶，約翰-凱利和當年留下的會議，佈雷特。

KAVANAUGH TOLD US HE LOVES BEER, DEMS TOOK THE HOUSE IN A MIDTERM

KAVANAUGH告訴我們他喜歡啤酒，民主黨在中期選舉中奪取了議院

BLUE WAVE, A DEPRESSED TED CRUZ REFUSED TO SHAVE, HALFWAY

藍波，沮喪的TED CRUZ拒絕剃鬚，半途而廢。

THROUGH HIS TERM, THE WHITE HOUSE WAS ALL DRAMA, AMERICA

在他的任期內，白宮都是戲劇性的，美國。

SPOKE AND SAID, “WE MISS OBAMA”" THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN LASTED

發言並說，"我們想念奧巴馬""政府關門持續了一段時間

35 DAYS, TRUMP'S APPROVAL NUMBERS WENT DOWN IN A BLAZE, A

35天，特朗普的支持率數字一落千丈，A

SHARPIE WAS USED ON A HURRICANE MAP, PELOSI WHIPPED OUT HER

夏普被用在颶風地圖上，佩洛西把她消滅了。

SARCASTIC CLAP, HE GOT IN A FEUD WITH WOMEN'S SOCCER, INSULTED

SARCASTIC CLAP，他和女子足球隊發生了爭執，侮辱了他。

THE SQUAD, HE'S RACIST-- BIG SHOCKER.

隊伍，他是種族主義者 -- 大驚小怪。

SPENT FIVE MILLION BUCKS ON HIS FOURTH OF JULY, ONCE CALLED

花了500萬美金在他的7月4日，曾被稱為。

JEFFREY EPSTEEN A "TERRIFIC GUY," THE MUELLER REPORT FOUND

JEFFREY EPSTEEN是一個 "可怕的傢伙"，MUELLER報告發現。

NO ONE TO BLAME, TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR A CALL WITH

沒有人可以責怪，特朗普因為一個電話而受到指責。

UKRAINE, HE STILL INSISTS THERE WAS NO QUID PRO QUO, CONGRESS

英國，他仍然堅持認為沒有交換條件，國會。

WAS LIKE, “MMMM, WASN'T THERE THOUGH?”

是喜歡，"MMMM，是不是有什麼想法？"

COVERED TABLES WITH BIG MACS, TWEETED “FAKE NEWS” IN ALL CAPS,

用大號的MACS蓋住了桌子，用大寫的 "假新聞 "發了微博。

ISSUED A TRANS MILITARY BAN, FOR CLIMATE CHANGE, THERE'S STILL

發佈了轉軍禁令，因為氣候變化，仍然有。

NO PLAN, OVER 200 DAYS SPENT ON THE GOLF COURSE, WITH NOTHING TO

沒有計劃，在高爾夫球場上花了200多天的時間，什麼也沒做。

SHOW BUT A USELESS SPACE FORCE!

顯示的只是一個無用的空間力量!

THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL WAS A HAIL MARY, WAIT, WAS THAT REALLY

審判是一個瑪麗亞，等待，是真的嗎？

THIS JANUARY?

今年1月？

TRUMP DOWNPLAYED THE VIRUS, SAID IT'D GO AWAY FASTER THAN

特朗普淡化了病毒，說它會消失得更快。

TOOBIN'S ZOOM DISPLAY, NO MASKS AT HIS RALLIES THROUGHOUT THE

TOOBIN的ZOOM DISPLAY，在他的集會上沒有面具。

CAMPAIGN, WERE PEOPLE KEPT SAFE?

競選，人們被保護了嗎？

ASK HERMAN CAIN.

問赫爾曼・凱恩：

TRUMP GOT SICK AND DOCTORS LIED SO HE COULD GO ON A DEADLY

特朗普生病了，醫生騙了他，所以他才會去進行致命的。

JOYRIDE.

JOYRIDE。

AMY CONEY BARRETT WAS PUSHED THROUGH, MELANIA SAID SHE HATES

AMY CONEY BARRETT被推了過去，MELANIA說她討厭。

CHRISTMAS, TOO, ROSE GARDEN EVENT HAD A SUPER SPREAD, V.P.

聖誕節也是如此，玫瑰園的活動有一個超級蔓延，V.P.

MIKE PENCE HAD A FLY ON HIS HEAD, ON A SECOND STIMULUS NO

米克-彭斯的頭上有一隻蒼蠅，在第二次刺激時，他的頭上有一隻蒼蠅。

ONE CAN AGREE, ASIDE FROM“ PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA, TV”

除了 "人、女人、男人、攝影機、電視 "之外，人們還可以同意

TRUMP STRUGGLED TO GO DOWN A RAMP, AND EVERYONE IS BUYING

特朗普艱難地走下坡路，而大家都在買。

STAMPS, ANTHONY FAUCI DISAPPEARED, TRUMP SURE HOLDS A

郵票，安東尼-福西失蹤，特朗普確定持有一個。

BIBLE WEIRD, IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS, BUT FELT LIKE TEN, SO IS

聖經很奇怪，已經四年了，但感覺像十年，所以是。

AMERICA GREAT AGAIN?

美國又偉大了？

KIDS IN SCHOOL ARE STILL AFRAID, DONALD'S TAXES WENT UNPAID,

學校裡的孩子們還在害怕，唐納德的稅款沒有支付。

MIGRANT FAMILIES WERE DESTROYED, MILLIONS ARE STILL UNEMPLOYED,

移民家庭被摧毀，數百萬人仍未就業。

THINGS WILL GET BETTER, BUT IT'S NOT A GIVEN, SO THINK ABOUT THE

事情會變得更好，但它不是一個給定的，所以考慮一下。

COUNTRY THAT YOU WANT TO LIVE IN.

你想居住的國家。

AND IF LOOKING AT POLLS MAKES YOU BREAK INTO HIVES, THEN VOTE

如果看民意調查讓你對HIVES產生恐懼感，那就投票吧。

TOMORROW SO WE CAN MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES!

明天，我們就可以繼續生活了！

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MAYOR PETE BUTTIGIEG!

我們很快就會和佩特-布提吉格市長一起回來!

COME ON BACK!

在後面吃！