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  • I saw you the other night on the Oscars is Ali G.

    我看到你那天晚上在奧斯卡頒獎典禮上是阿里-G。

  • I thought you were very funny.

    我覺得你很有趣

  • You did a great job, E.

    你做得很好,E.

  • Want to ask you something?

    想問你點什麼?

  • I found out I find hard to believe.

    我發現,我覺得很難相信。

  • The producers of the Oscars are so controlling their They don't like surprises.

    奧斯卡獎的製作人控制慾很強,他們不喜歡驚喜。

  • They didn't know that you were gonna come out as Ali G.

    他們不知道你會以Ali G的身份出現在這裡

  • Is that right?

    是這樣嗎?

  • That is correct.

    這是正確的。

  • That is correct.

    這是正確的。

  • They brought me in there and they said, Listen, what do you What do you planning?

    他們把我帶到那裡,他們說,聽著,你有什麼打算?

  • Because you've done things to them in the past, which we'll talk about.

    因為你過去對他們做了一些事情,我們會說到的。

  • But you have kind of prank the Oscars in the past and they thought we don't want any nonsense.

    但你過去也算是惡搞過奧斯卡,他們認為我們不要胡鬧。

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • So they sat me down and sat me down on the producer.

    所以他們讓我坐下來,讓我坐在製片人身上。

  • They said, What are you planning?

    他們說,你在計劃什麼?

  • I said absolutely nothing on.

    我說完全沒有上。

  • They said, All right, we want you to introduce a clip to the movie room on Go this speech.

    他們說,好的,我們希望你能在圍棋這個演講上給電影室介紹一個片段。

  • It was basically, you know, in a world far away where people have complete freedom down to a tiny room where a mother and they said you happy to read that I said perfect, Great.

    基本上,你知道,在一個遙遠的世界裡,人們有完全的自由,到一個小小的房間裡,一個母親和他們說,你很高興讀,我說完美,偉大。

  • But secretly, I knew I was gonna do Ali G.

    但暗地裡,我知道我要去做阿里-G。

  • But my thing was, I knew that they would be trying to see without smuggle anything in.

    但我的事情是,我知道他們會試圖在不走私任何東西的情況下看到。

  • So my wife very kindly smuggled the beard in her underwear.

    所以我老婆非常好心地把鬍子偷裝在內衣裡。

  • Eyes that true?

    眼睛是真的嗎?

  • That is actually true.

    其實是這樣的。

  • That's a true story.

    這是一個真實的故事。

  • That's true.

    這倒是真的。

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • Yeah, that's a good wife.

    是啊,這是個好妻子。

  • Well, that is a real life.

    好吧,這才是真正的生活。

  • Okay, so you she has hurt.

    好吧,所以你她已經傷害。

  • The beer has to bid, just in case anyone checks down there.

    啤酒要出價,以防有人在下面檢查。

  • There's an excuse toe.

    有一個藉口的腳趾。

  • Have some a bit of bush there on.

    有一些有點灌木叢有上。

  • I've got the cap, the allergy cap, the We put the glasses in another bag, probably on then, essentially 30 minutes before the I had to go on.

    我已經得到了帽子,過敏帽, 我們把眼鏡在另一個袋子裡,可能在當時,基本上30分鐘前,我不得不去上。

  • We went into this bathroom right on the side of the stage, and she put the bed on me because she went into the bathroom with you.

    我們進了這個浴室 就在舞臺的一側, 她把床放在我身上 因為她和你一起進了浴室。

  • And she did your makeup for Allie G secretly.

    她還偷偷給艾莉-G化了妝。

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • And so then when you walk out at that moment, the producers, the director, everybody, they just Oh, God, he did it.

    所以當你走出來的那一刻,製片人,導演,每個人,他們只是哦,上帝,他做到了。

  • He did it to us.

    他對我們做的。

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • With the good thing is, Hollywood is one of the places where you can disappear into a toilet for half an hour.

    好在,好萊塢是一個可以讓你消失在廁所裡半小時的地方。

  • There.

    好了

  • Anyone questions?

    有人有什麼問題嗎?

  • I thought they thought they could be two or three things that me and my wife we're doing.

    我想他們認為他們可以是兩三件事,我和我的妻子我們正在做。

  • Neither of them involved going to the actual toilet.

    他們都沒有涉及到去真正的廁所。

  • Exactly.

    就是這樣

  • There's a there's a story.

    有一個有一個的故事。

  • I don't know if it's true.

    我不知道這是不是真的。

  • But you famously, you went to the Oscars dressed as the dictator and you were carrying, I believe the ashes of off the late Kim Jong Il.

    但是,你著名的,你去奧斯卡頒獎典禮... ...打扮成獨裁者... ...而且你帶著,我相信是已故金正日的骨灰。

  • Yes, on.

    是的,上。

  • They didn't want you.

    他們不想要你

  • You actually you spilled the ashes all over Ryan Seacrest.

    你居然把骨灰灑在瑞安-西克萊斯特身上。

  • E Here's such an asshole.

    這真是個混蛋

  • E love it.

    我愛它。

  • So anyway, they knew that you might try something.

    所以無論如何,他們知道你可能會嘗試一些東西。

  • How did you get away with that?

    你是怎麼逃過一劫的?

  • Well, they called up my agent and they said, If Sasha comes within a mile off the Oscars, we have 250 agents, right?

    好吧,他們打電話給我的經紀人,他們說, 如果薩沙來在一英里範圍內的奧斯卡獎, 我們有250個代理,對不對?

  • You know, police officers and he will be arrested.

    你知道,警察和他將被逮捕。

  • Andi, I thought that to Libya.

    安迪,我以為到了利比亞。

  • Unfair because I was in this movie called Hugo Scorsese and it was nominated for a bunch of Academy Awards because they said, I want you there at the Oscars.

    不公平,因為我在這部電影叫雨果-斯科塞斯,它被提名了一堆奧斯卡獎,因為他們說,我希望你在奧斯卡頒獎典禮上。

  • You have every right to be exactly as a legitimate actor.

    你完全有權利作為一個合法的演員。

  • Exactly.

    就是這樣

  • So there was a bit of tune for eventually they said All right, Sasha income.

    所以有一點調為最終他們說好了,薩沙收入。

  • But you know any funny business and there is a problem.

    但你知道任何有趣的事情,都會有問題。

  • So I get to the first checkpoint.

    所以我到了第一個檢查站。

  • I've got a limousine and I have two women dressed up his virgin guards whose Gadhafi have these Virgin guards on.

    我有一輛豪華轎車,還有兩個女人,打扮成他的處女衛士... ...他們的卡扎菲有這些處女衛士。

  • We have Kim Jong Il's ashes in this urn, which I have to put flowers on the top, so it looks like it's a peace offering academy.

    我們這個骨灰盒裡有金正日的骨灰,我還要在上面放花,所以看起來像是一個和平祭祀學院。

  • Anyway, we get to the first FBI checkpoint and they have a clipboard, and I look on the clipboard and there's a picture of me with the beer thing.

    總之,我們到了第一個FBI檢查站,他們有一個剪貼板,我看了看剪貼板,有一張我和啤酒的照片。

  • Don't let this man in on The guy says, You know, I'm gonna have to check the car and I go Why?

    別讓這個人参與進來,他說:"你知道,我得去檢查一下車,我就去了,為什麼?

  • And it goes because we believe you're carrying in firearms into the Oscars.

    而這是因為我們相信你攜帶槍支進入奧斯卡頒獎典禮。

  • I thought, All right, have any guns by am bringing in the ashes of a late dead dictator?

    我想,好吧,有什麼槍,由我帶來一個已故獨裁者的骨灰?

  • So I thought, How do I stop them from actually finding the urn?

    於是我想,如何阻止他們真正找到骨灰盒?

  • So I said, Alright, fine.

    於是我說,好吧,好吧。

  • Check everything and really best sort of check me fully, and also you'd better check the women on.

    檢查一切,真的最好的那種檢查我完全,而且你最好檢查女人上。

  • The guy popped his head and saw these two women got completely embarrassed and said, You know what?

    那人彈了彈頭,看到這兩個女人徹底尷尬了,說:你知道嗎?

  • Go in.

    進去吧

  • And then once I got in there, they said, Listen, you try anything, and we're arresting you.

    然後我一進去,他們就說,聽著,你要是敢亂來,我們就逮捕你。

  • And they were putting seven bodyguards around you.

    而且他們在你身邊放了七個保鏢。

  • Now, the problem is, when you put seven bodyguards on one person, everyone thinks the other body God is doing something.

    現在的問題是,當你把七個保鏢放在一個人身上的時候,所有人都認為另一個體神在做什麼。

  • They're all looking here.

    他們都在看這裡。

  • Ones looking here once again.

    有的人再一次在這裡尋找。

  • Meanwhile, I'm with Ryan Seacrest on the flowers.

    同時,我和Ryan Seacrest一起送花。

  • Get past me.

    獲取適合我。

  • I turn them around, turn it into an urn on accidentally.

    我把它們轉過來,一不小心就變成骨灰盒了。

  • Actually, yeah, yeah.

    事實上,是的,是的。

  • Dump the ashes on.

    把骨灰倒在。

  • Right, right.

    對,對。

I saw you the other night on the Oscars is Ali G.

我看到你那天晚上在奧斯卡頒獎典禮上是阿里-G。

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