This is tweet dreams.

這就是微博夢。

I had a dream that the 12 ft skeleton got even bigger that we could drive it from inside the body like they do in Avatar.

我做了一個夢，夢見12英尺長的骨架變得更大了，我們可以像《阿凡達》裡那樣從身體裡把它開出來。

Okay, even I think that's creepy.

好吧，連我都覺得這很詭異。

And I'm a freaking skeleton that said Avatar Rocks.

而我是一個怪異的骷髏，說《阿凡達》震撼。

And I'm very excited for the sixth Sequels due out in the coming years had a dream.

而我對未來幾年即將推出的第六部續集非常期待，有一個夢想。

I had a threesome with the 12 ft skeleton and Bill scars guard.

我和12英尺高的骷髏頭還有比爾疤痕守衛玩了3P。

What?

什麼？

Okay, um, that would never happen.

好吧，嗯，這永遠不會發生。

Me and Bill scars guard are monogamous.

我和Bill Scars guard是一夫一妻制。

I had a dream where I tried to show my friends the 12 ft skeleton, but kept googling 10 inch skeleton instead and wondering why it was so tiny.

我做了一個夢，我想給我的朋友們看12英尺的骨架，但一直在谷歌10英寸的骨架，而不是，想知道為什麼它這麼小。

Okay, please stop googling pictures of my son Kyle.

好了，請不要再去搜索我兒子凱爾的照片了。

I had a dream last night that one of those big ass $300 skeletons was ripping the roof off of my house while it was on fire.

我昨晚做了一個夢，夢見一個300塊錢的大屁股骷髏把我家的房頂給拆了，同時它還在著火。

And now I never want to sleep again.

現在我再也不想睡覺了。

Smiley face.

笑臉。

Um, maybe you wouldn't be having dreams like that if your house wasn't so dang short.

嗯，也許你不會有 這樣的夢想，如果你的房子是不是這麼當短。

It's like I'm only 12 ft tall.

就像我只有12英尺高。

Get a second story on your house already.

在你的房子上加個二層吧。

Dude, Last night I dreamt that I was hiding inside because the giant 12 ft skeleton had come to life and was attacking people.

老兄，昨晚我夢見我躲在屋裡，因為那個12英尺高的巨型骷髏活了過來，正在攻擊人們。

Um, if you live in Larchmont Village last night, that ain't no dream.

如果你昨晚住在拉奇蒙特村，那就不是夢了。

I did it.

我做到了

E did that e did that there I did that I did.

E做了那E做了那有我做了那我做了。