the Krusty Krab, home to a full service kitchen,

Krusty Krab，這裡有一個完整的服務廚房。

dedicated employees, loyal clientele, and the sacred Krabby Patty Secret Formula.

敬業的員工，忠誠的客戶，以及神聖的蟹皇堡祕方。

Let's uncover the value of this culinary landmark on Bikini Bottom Real estate.

讓我們一起來揭祕這個比基尼海灘地產的美食地標的價值。

Located at 831 Bottom Feeder Lane, this quick service restaurant

這家快餐店位於831 Bottom Feeder Lane，是一家以快餐為主的餐廳。

has been a staple of bikini bottom for decades.

幾十年來一直是比基尼底褲的主打產品。

With little to no competition, independent owner, Eugene H. Krabs,

在幾乎沒有競爭的情況下，獨立的老闆，尤金-H-克拉布斯。

has been able to build a thriving, highly profitable business

已經能夠建立一個蓬勃發展的、高度盈利的企業。

with an extremely reliable customer base.

擁有極其可靠的客戶群。

For more on that, we go to our consultant, Brian Bisque.

更多的資訊，我們去找我們的顧問，Brian Bisque。

Mr Bisque, I believe your mic is muted.

比斯克先生，我相信你的麥克風是靜音的。

Sorry about that.

抱歉

Mr. Krabs has built a reputation as a local favorite.

Krabs先生已經建立了當地最受歡迎的聲譽。

And you can really taste that passion when you bite into the delicious, Krabby Patty.

而當你咬下美味的蟹皇堡時，你可以真正品嚐到那種激情。

For that reason, the place is never not packed.

為此，這裡從來沒有不擠的。

He's right. Situated along a heavily traveled main road,

他說的沒錯位於一條交通繁忙的主幹道上。

and walking distance to many local attractions,

並步行至當地許多景點。

the Krusty Krab is no stranger to large crowds.

Krusty Krab對大量的人群並不陌生。

From afar, the Krusty Krab is an eye catching and attractive,

遠遠看去，甲殼蟹就很養眼，很吸引人。

free standing structure.

獨立的結構。

It's wooden lobster trap like appearance gives it a beautiful rustic look.

它的木質龍蝦陷阱一樣的外觀，讓它看起來美麗的鄉村風格。

Popular nowadays amongst architectural connoisseurs.

如今在建築行家中很受歡迎。

For quick roadside service, travelers are able to stop by the drive-thru,

如果想獲得快速的路途服務，旅客能夠在駕車經過的地方停下來。

elegantly built by Mr. Krabs to maximize profits.

克拉布斯先生優雅地打造了一個利潤最大化。

A menu board, made with old napkins and packing tape.

用舊餐巾紙和包裝帶做的菜單板。

A microphone I made with some rusty tin cans I found

我用一些生鏽的錫罐做的麥克風，我發現

And this sign I made from an old...

而這個牌子是我用一箇舊的...

Mom, I'm on a call.

媽媽，我在打電話。

They can hear, you know, stop vacuuming. Stop!

他們可以聽到，你知道，停止吸塵。停止！

The drive through is really special.

駛過的地方真的很特別。

It's made out of 100% recycled materials and zero carbon emissions.

它由100%回收材料製成，零碳排放。

Bravo and we haven't even talked about the interior yet.

Bravo，我們甚至還沒有談論內飾呢。

Let's take a look inside, shall we?

讓我們來看看裡面，好嗎？

Hello customers.

顧客你好。

Nice [bleeping] day we're having, huh?

我們今天的天氣不錯吧？

Immediately, the customer walks into a substantial seating area

顧客立即走進一個可觀的座位區。

completed with high ceilings.

完成與高天花板。

I love love, love seating area.

我喜歡喜歡，喜歡座位區。

The tables are made out of sailing ship wheels with wooden barrels to sit on.

桌子是用帆船輪子做的，上面有木桶，可以坐。

I mean, the interior decoration is just brilliant.

我的意思是，內部裝修實在是太精彩了。

and I also love how well maintained it is.

我也很喜歡它的保養。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Make your way to the order station, shaped like the bow of a ship,

到命令站，形狀像船頭。

where you'll be greeted by the affable cashier Squidward Tentacles.

在那裡你會受到和藹可親的收銀員章魚哥觸手的歡迎。

- Order up, Squidward. - Oh right.

- 點菜吧，章魚哥- 哦，對了

directly behind the ordering station is where the magic happens.

在訂購站的正後方是神奇的地方。

Most would call it a kitchen, but we like to call it spongebob's office.

大多數人會稱它為廚房，但我們喜歡叫它海綿寶寶的辦公室。

All hands on deck!

所有的人都在甲板上！

Set course for fall favors!

為秋天的寵兒定好路線!

Ketchup and mustard off the port bow!

番茄醬和芥末從左舷的船頭開始！

Open up the part about one Krabby Patty ready to set sail!

打開一個蟹皇堡準備起航的部分!

Grill, Fryer, Storage.

烤箱、油炸機、儲藏室。

This kitchen has everything a cook needs for even the hungriest customers.

這個廚房有一個廚師所需要的一切，即使是最飢餓的顧客。

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

And don't forget about the crown jewel of this place, the Patty vault.

別忘了這裡的皇冠上的明珠，帕蒂金庫。

Just be very careful in there.

只是在那裡要非常小心。

What's gonna happen? Am I going to blow up?

會發生什麼？我會被炸死嗎？

No worse. It'll go right to your thighs!

不會更糟。它將直接進入你的大腿！

My thighs.

我的大腿

And then you blow up.

然後你就爆炸了。

On the far left of the restaurant is Mr. Krabs' Office.

在餐廳的最左邊是蟹老闆的辦公室。

Styled with an antique trunk for a desk and wooden barrel chairs.

以古色古香的箱子作為書桌和木桶椅的造型。

Behind Eugene, is a safe where he keeps his beloved money and the revered,

尤金的身後，是一個保險櫃，他把心愛的錢和崇。

the cherished, the secret...

珍藏的，祕密的...

The Krabby Patty formula.

蟹皇堡的配方。

We all know what people come here for.

我們都知道人們來這裡是為了什麼。

Friendly service, cutting edge technology…

友好的服務，尖端的技術...

These are your high quality beverage temperature devices, imported.

這些都是您高品質的飲料溫度設備，進口的。

And also the only place in the world where you could get a Krabby Patty.

也是世界上唯一能吃到蟹皇堡的地方。

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Need a bathroom break?

需要上廁所嗎？

There's one restroom located at the far back, right of the dining room.

有一個洗手間位於最後面，餐廳的右邊。

It's equipped with three stalls hand washing sinks,

它配備了三個等級的洗手池。

and is, of course, up to proper sanitary code.

當然，也符合適當的衛生規範。

Be sure to get under those fingernails.

一定要把這些指甲弄下去。

And don't forget about the knuckles.

不要忘了指關節。

And make sure those bombs are squeaky clean.

並確保這些炸彈是吱吱作響的乾淨。

Alright, let's see those hands.

好吧，讓我們看看這些手。

Now, that's thorough.

現在，這是徹底的。

I could go on for hours about the Krusty Krab.

關於蟹堡王，我可以說上幾個小時。

Just know this place really has anything you can think of.

只要知道這個地方真的有你能想到的一切。

Massive ventilation system, surveillance room, underground lab.

龐大的通風系統，監控室，地下實驗室。

It's more amenities than I even know what to do with.

這是我都不知道該怎麼做的設施。

Don't just take Mr. Bisque's word for it.

不要只相信Bisque先生的話。

Here what some of the Krusty Krab satisfied customers have to say.

下面是一些Krusty Krab滿意的客戶的評價。

I feel like I could die!

我覺得我可能會死！

[gasping]

[喘氣]

and go to Heaven.

而去天堂。

Ah!

啊！

Oh please sir. Stop. Don't. Stop.

哦，請先生。別這樣別這樣 Don't.停下來。

The Krusty Krab is a staple of bikini bottom

殼殼蟹是比基尼底褲的主打產品

because of its existing client base brand recognition

因為其現有的客戶群的品牌知名度

on low cost, high profit model.

在低成本、高利潤模式上。

This business is valued at 3.4 million dollars

這家企業的估值為3．

and not for sale any time soon.

而不是很快出售。

Woo hoo! Yeah! Woo Woo!

Woo hoo!耶！嗚嗚嗚！

[laughing]

[笑]

The Krusty Krab really should be the prototype for all service restaurants.

蟹堡王真的應該成為所有服務型餐廳的雛形。

Just ignore it's outrageously high prices and the unethical treatment

忽略它高得離譜的價格和不道德的待遇吧。

of its employees.

其員工的。

Brian, I need your help.

布萊恩，我需要你的幫助。

And, uh, yeah, OK, OK, I gotta go.

還有，呃，是的，好的，好的，我得走了。

Sorry, I gotta go. Mom, I'm coming. I'm coming, Mom.

對不起，我得走了。媽媽，我來了。我來了，媽媽。