was gonna solve all my problems.

是要解決我所有的問題。

But I'm trying to watch the Truman Show.

但我想看 "楚門秀"。

It doesn't come with the subscription or whatever.

它不附帶訂閱什麼的。

So I have to pay 2.9.

所以，我必須支付2. 9。

(Mei sighs)

(小梅嘆氣)

3.99.

3.99.

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- My name is Irish.

- 我的名字是愛爾蘭人

And for the next week I'm gonna be documenting

而在下週，我將會記錄

everything I spend money on.

我花錢的一切。

One of my spending vices used to be buying records

我以前的一個消費惡習就是買唱片。

and just given the uncertainty of everything.

而只是鑑於一切的不確定性。

I was like, I can put the records on hold for a sec.

我當時想，我可以把記錄擱置一秒鐘。

- Before, I would only really spend my money

- 以前，我只會真正的花錢

on like experiences.

在喜歡的經歷上。

Now, I use the lack of spending in those areas

現在，我用這些方面的支出不足來說明

as an excuse to spend in other areas.

作為在其他領域消費的藉口。

So now I'm like, online shopping,

所以現在我喜歡，網購。

ordering out every other meal.

每隔一餐就點外賣。

- I think you're gonna see me buying a lot of food.

- 我想你會看到我買很多食物。

- All right, Iris.

- 好吧，愛麗斯

So we're both our twenties.

所以我們都是二十幾歲的人了。

How do you think you're gonna do like spending wise?

你覺得你會如何做喜歡的消費明智的？

- I buy food every day.

- 我每天都會買菜。

- That's my thing too.

- 這也是我的事。

I actually buy like three meals a day.

其實我每天買的都是三餐。

My bank account would prefer me,

我的銀行賬戶寧願我。

to be like, "You, have one big meal."

要像，"你，吃一頓大餐"。

Like have that be my only spending.

就像有這是我唯一的消費。

Recently, I've been doing a lot of retail therapy.

最近，我做了很多零售治療。

I'm like, "Oh, I'm sad.

我想，"哦，我很傷心。

Like I deserve this dress that I probably have."

就像我配得上這件衣服，我可能有。"

- [Both] It's self care.

- [都]這是自我關懷。

- Exactly.

- 就是這樣

- I feel like at the end of the week,

- 我覺得在這個星期結束的時候。

I don't think I'm gonna be surprised

我想我不會感到驚訝的。

with how much I spent,

與我花了多少錢。

but I do think I'm gonna be disappointed.

但我覺得我會失望的。

- I've gotten my bank account wrecked before by myself.

- 我的銀行賬戶以前被自己弄壞過。

So if that didn't do it, then this isn't gonna do it.

所以，如果沒有做到這一點， 那麼這是不是要去做它。

- Well, I guess all we can do is just see what happens

- 好吧，我想我們能做的就是靜觀其變了

and check back at the end of the week.

並在本週結束時回訪。

- We're fine.

- 我們很好

We're gonna be fine either way.

我們都會沒事的

(Mei laughs)

(梅笑)

- We have obtained.

- 我們已經獲得：

- Lunch.

- 午餐：

- Lazy, I didn't want to make one at home,

- 懶，我不想在家裡做一個。

even though I very well could have.

即使我很可能有。

- I wanted something sweet.

- 我想要一些甜蜜的東西。

So we got milkshakes.

所以我們有奶昔。

We got the two of them, worth it.

我們得到了他們兩個，值得。

- Today's events include picnic.

- 今天的活動包括野餐。

Sometimes you need to spend some money

有時候你需要花點錢

to get some serotonin.

以獲得一些血清素。

- So I had to jump down and grab myself an ice coffee.

- 於是我只好跳下來，給自己拿了一杯冰咖啡。

I just finished a work day and I'm going into a second one.

我剛剛結束了一天的工作，又要進入第二個工作日。

I had to make money, to spend money.

我必須要賺錢，要花錢。

I'm currently deciding between bagel and cream cheese,

我現在正在百吉餅和奶油奶酪之間做決定。

which is at my house.

這是在我家。

Or I can go out.

或者我可以出去。

But then I have to spend money.

但我就得花錢。

I broke, for this beautiful piece of art was 9.86.

我破產了，因為這幅美麗的藝術品是9.86。

(soft music)

（輕音樂）

- I had the coffee and I had these two little egg things.

- 我喝了咖啡，還吃了這兩個小雞蛋的東西。

That's all I've eaten all day.

這是我一天吃的所有東西。

It's time for my big meal.

我的大餐時間到了。

I got burgers and fries.

我買了漢堡和薯條

We'll be drinking water though.

不過我們會喝水。

Trying to stay a little bit healthy.

試圖保持一點健康。

- I did go out last night into the store

- 我昨晚確實去了店裡

and buy bananas and like a 12 pack of LaCroix.

並買香蕉和像12包LaCroix。

But I only did that because

但我這麼做只是因為

I like made this beautiful oatmeal.

我喜歡做這個美麗的燕麥粥。

I feel proud of myself this morning.

今天早上我為自己感到驕傲。

It's significantly less satisfying

這明顯不那麼令人滿意

than the Starbucks coffee.

比星巴克的咖啡。

- It's 6:30 PM and I'm grabbing a coffee.

- 現在是下午六點半，我在喝咖啡。

- I ate at home though.

- 不過我在家裡吃了。

- I have to buy another textbook.

- 我得再買一本教科書。

Damn school is expensive.

該死的學校是昂貴的。

Order complete.

命令完成。

Literally not even two minutes later.

從字面上看，甚至沒有兩分鐘後。

And I just realized I need to buy another textbook.

我才意識到我需要再買一本教科書。

I also have to pay rent in like two days.

我還得在這兩天交房租。

(Mei sighs)

(小梅嘆氣)

- All right, I just got off work.

- 好吧，我剛下班。

My girl made us our lunch.

我的女孩給我們做了午餐。

So I had to pick something.

所以我不得不選擇一些東西。

I'm here at Jack in the Box.

我現在在盒子裡的傑克。

I'm about to run up a $20 bill for the two of us.

我準備給我們兩個人開20美元的賬單。

And then I finally get two days off.

然後我終於得到兩天的假期。

- Who needs a restaurant when you have a chef, done.

- 有了大廚，誰還需要餐廳呢，完了。

I was blessed with coffee today.

我今天喝到了咖啡，真是太幸福了。

But my girl bought it for me so I didn't have to pay for it.

但我的女孩給我買了，所以我不用付錢。

- It's Thursday.

- 今天是星期四

This is technically my Saturday.

嚴格來說，這是我的週六。

So, I got myself some tacos.

所以，我給自己買了一些玉米餅。

But don't worry, I'm still gonna have a big meal tonight.

不過別擔心，今晚我還是要吃大餐的。

We're doubling up today.

我們今天要加倍努力。

- I found this really cool thing by Marine Arrow.

- 我發現海洋之箭的這個東西非常酷。

That's in a gondola that takes you to like

這是在一個纜車，帶你到像。

the top of this other mountain.

這另一座山的頂端。

I literally just paid my friends so like my bank account

我真的只是付錢給我的朋友 所以像我的銀行賬戶

is not happy.

是不快樂的。

But its worth it, it's gonna be a really cute date

但這是值得的，這將是一個非常可愛的約會。

and you're gonna pass that.

你會通過的。

It went really, really well.

它真的，真的很好。

Definitely glad that I spent the money on it.

肯定很高興我花錢買了它。

- All right, y'all, it is Friday.

- 好了，各位，今天是星期五。

Friday is grocery day.

週五是買菜日。

Now, we head over to the farmer's market.

現在，我們去農貿市場。

We're looking at some Bavarian Kefir cheese,

我們在看一些巴伐利亞乳酪。

some regular cheese, baguette, sourdough.

一些普通的奶酪，長棍麵包，酸包。

And then this is what we got at the grocery store itself.

然後這是我們在雜貨店自己買的。

Overall, I had spent a $105 on groceries

總的來說，我花了105塊錢買菜。

that I plan on using next week.

我計劃在下週使用的。

- After a long day of spending no money.

- 經過漫長的一天，沒有花錢。

We decided to come out to dinner

我們決定出來吃飯

and we got sweet potato and gnocchi.

我們得到了紅薯和糰子。

and this like, I don't know, salad.

這就像，我不知道，沙拉。

And the grand total.

而總的來說。

(Ca ching)

(Ca ching)

And I think we went out with a bang.

我想我們出去的時候也是轟轟烈烈的。

- [Irish] We've made it to the end of the week.

- [愛爾蘭人]我們已經到了本週的尾聲。

- All right, let's look at what we both spent.

- 好吧，讓我們來看看我們都花了多少錢。

- I guess we should just start with rent.

- 我想我們應該從租金開始。

I spent 875.

我花了875元。

That's my half, I live with my girlfriend.

這是我的一半，我和我女朋友住在一起。

She takes care of the other half.

她會照顧另一半。

- I spent $1,200 on rent and that is my share

- 我花了1200元的房租，這是我的份額

of my three bedroom, three bath.

我的三間臥室，三個浴室的。

Saying that out loud, like hurts.

說出來，好像很疼。

- Welcome to Hell A.

- 歡迎來到地獄A。

- Everybody knows, LA is kinda ridiculously priced.

- 大家都知道，洛杉磯的價格還挺離譜的。

It's all like updated.

都像更新了。

We do have a washer dryer and unit.

我們有一個洗衣機烘乾機和組織、部門。

Like it's a really nice complex,

就像這是一個非常好的綜合體。

but like I'm paying for the palm trees.

但就像我在為棕櫚樹付錢一樣。

I'm paying for the Hollywood sign.

我要為好萊塢的招牌買單

You know what I mean?

你知道我的意思嗎？

- Proximity, that's right.

- 接近，這是正確的。

- All right, I feel like food is gonna be like

- 好吧，我覺得食物是要去像。

the really bad one for both of us.

對我們倆來說都是很糟糕的一個。

'Cause we both said like we be snacking.

因為我們都說我們在吃零食。

- I spent a total of $262 on food.

- 我一共花了262元錢買吃的。

- I spent a total of $207.48 on food.

- 我總共花了207.48元在食品上。

I spent significantly less than you.

我花的錢明顯比你少。

And like a hundred of my spending was on the last day.

而像我的一百的消費是在最後一天。

- I'm not doing good.

- 我做得不好。

- Bro, you better re-evaluate your food spending.

- 兄弟，你最好重新評估一下你的食物消費。

- That is because, when I go

- 那是因為，當我去

and go and get food.

並去找食物。

I'm usually getting it for me and my girlfriend

我一般都是給我和我女朋友買的。

because I can't just go out to eat by myself because

因為我不能一個人出去吃飯，因為... ...

that's the same thing as cheating actually.

這和作弊其實是一回事。

I ended up going to the grocery store

我最後還是去了雜貨店。

by the end of the week.

在本週結束前。

For the last couple of days,

這幾天。

I've been eating three meals a day, bro.

我一日三餐都在吃，兄弟。

Oh my God, kidding.

哦，我的上帝，開玩笑。

(Iris laughs)

(Iris笑)

- Entertainment was lower than I expected.

- 娛樂性比我想象的要低。

I spent $120.

我花了120元。

We've been doing one bad movie per week.

我們每週都會做一部爛片。

Listen to a podcast about how bad the movie is

聽一個關於電影有多糟糕的播客。

while we watch the movie.

我們看電影的時候。

It's just a big date with me and my girl.

這只是我和我女朋友的一次大約會。

We got food that day.

那天我們得到了食物。

It is Los Angeles.

這是洛杉磯。

So I partook in some cannabinoids.

所以我吃了一些大麻素。

I would say that was where all of the money came from.

我想說，這就是所有錢的來源。

- Entertainment for me was my lowest.

- 娛樂對我來說是我最低的。

And I was so proud of myself.

我也為自己感到驕傲。

Mine was only $63.34.

我的才63.34元。

- Damn.

- 該死的。

- I only have like one big purchase.

- 我只有像一個大采購。

And that was like taking this girl on a date.

這就像帶這個女孩去約會一樣。

And it was like, definitely worth it to me.

而且它就像，絕對值得我去做。

- Did she like it?

- 她喜歡嗎？

- We had a really fun time,

- 我們玩得很開心。

but also she's afraid of heights.

但她也有恐高症。

So like I kinda didn't think about that.

所以，像我還挺沒有想到這一點。

But it was like a great opportunity for me.

但這對我來說就像一個很好的機會。

Like, comfort her.

比如，安慰她。

I was like, "Oh my God no, I'll protect you, stop its fine."

我當時想，"哦，我的上帝，不，我會保護你，停止它的罰款。"

- You low-key got game.

- 你低調的得到了遊戲。

I didn't know that.

我不知道這一點。

- Yeah, I mean, it's not a big deal or anything.

- 是啊，我的意思是，這不是什麼大不了的事情或任何東西。

(Irish laughs)

（愛爾蘭人笑）

- So for miscellaneous,

- 所以對於雜。

my girl needed to pick up her prescription from Rite Aid.

我的女孩需要拿起她的處方 從Rite Aid。

So I got myself a beard wash.

所以我給自己買了個洗鬍子的東西。

I got myself beard oil, a beard balm.

我給自己買了鬍鬚油，鬍鬚膏。

I saw this speaker.

我看到了這個揚聲器。

And so I got the speaker.

於是，我得到了揚聲器。

- I did not know that there were that many products

- 我不知道有這麼多產品。

like solely for beards.

像只為鬍鬚。

It's self care.

這是自我保健。

I'm proud of you for that.

我為你感到驕傲

For my miscellaneous,

對於我的雜。

I had a total of $186.88.

我一共有186.88元。

But I feel like it's not fair

但我覺得這不公平

because I had to buy textbooks.

因為我不得不買課本。

- How are they charging so much for these books, bro?

- 這些書怎麼收這麼多錢，兄弟？

Like, it's paper.

就像，這是紙張。

- Not even, because these are all electronic rentals.

- 甚至沒有，因為這些都是電子租賃。

That's the worst part.

這是最糟糕的部分。

I only have 'em for 180 days.

我只有180天的時間

I'm about to sell this (beep) in the black market.

我準備在黑市上賣掉這個（嗶）。

- My total spending for the week,

- 我這周的總支出。

was $1,362.18.

是1,362.18美元。

- My total with my rent was $1657.70.

- 我連房租一共是1657.70元。

Oh my God, it's literally so painful to say out loud.

哦，我的上帝，這真的是太痛苦了，大聲說出來。

- I was like, "Dude, have I been living like this?"

- 我當時想，"哥們，我一直這樣生活嗎？"

I actually decided I was gonna start budgeting

我其實已經決定要開始做預算了

and using this budgeter that I got.

並使用我得到的這個預算器。

I just don't wanna be stressed

我只是不想有壓力

when I open my bank account anymore.

當我打開我的銀行賬戶了。

It's important to be in charge of your money.

管好自己的錢很重要。

- Yeah, wake up call for the both of us I think.

- 是啊，我想我們倆都該醒醒了。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)