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  • EVERYBODY READY TO DO IT?

    大家都準備好了?

  • BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

    因為這不是一個鑽頭。

  • WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

    歡迎來到 "深夜秀"。

  • I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    我是你的主播,史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

  • LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT BECAUSE THERE IS A LOT TO TALK ABOUT ON

    讓我們直奔主題吧,因為有很多事情要談。

  • THIS TSUNAMI OF A NEWS DAY!

    這個TSUNAMI的新聞日!

  • SEEMED LIKE EVERY MINUTE THERE WAS A NEW DEVELOPMENT WITH

    似乎每分鐘都有新的發展,與

  • MASSIVE IMPLICATIONS FOR OUR UNCERTAIN FUTURE.

    對我們不確定的未來具有重大影響。

  • CASE IN POINT: I WENT TO cnn.com FIRST THING THIS MORNING AND

    案例:我去cnn.com今天早上的第一件事,並。

  • SAW THE BANNER HEADLINE WAS, "IT'S FRIDAY BEFORE ELECTION

    看到廣告牌上的標題是 "選舉前的星期五"。

  • DAY."

    天。"

  • BOOM!

    轟!

  • BOMBSHELL!

    炸彈!

  • THAT STORY'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

    這個故事好得不像真的。

  • CAN WE FACT-CHECK THAT?

    我們能檢查一下嗎?

  • IS THAT TRUE?

    是真的嗎?

  • YES, I'M BEING TOLD IT IS FRIDAY.

    是的,我被告知這是星期五。

  • THEY ARE CORRECT!

    他們是正確的!

  • THANK YOU, CNN-- AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE SOURCE FOR DAYS OF

    謝謝你,CNN--美國第一大消息來源的日子。

  • THE WEEK.

    本週。

  • OF COURSE, IT BEING FRIDAY IS NOT THE REAL BIG STORY.

    當然,它是星期五不是真正的大故事。

  • THE REAL BIG STORY, FRESH OFF THE STEAMING-HOT PRESSES: COSTCO

    真正的大事件,剛從熱氣騰騰的報紙上發表:COSTCO。

  • IS PULLING PRODUCTS FROM ITS SHELVES THAT ARE ALLEGEDLY MADE

    正在從我的貨架上撤下據稱是製造的產品。

  • WITH FORCED MONKEY LABOR.

    與強迫猴子勞動。

  • FORCED MONKEY LABOR?

    強迫猴子勞動?

  • THAT'S TERRIBLE.

    這是可怕的。

  • MONKEYS SHOULD NEVER BE USED AS FORCED LABOR, UNLESS YOU HAVE

    猴子永遠不應該被用作強迫勞動,除非你有。

  • 1,000 MONKEYS, GIVE THEM TYPEWRITERS, LET 'EM TYPE FOR A

    1,000只猴子,給他們打字機,讓他們打字吧。

  • MILLION YEARS.

    百萬年。

  • THEY WILL EVENTUALLY WRITE TONIGHT'S MONOLOGUE.

    他們將最終寫出今晚的獨白。

  • BUT BACK TO THE NON-UNIONIZED MONKEY LABOR: THE PRODUCT IN

    但回到未結盟的猴子勞工:產品在哪裡?

  • QUESTION IS CHAOKOH BRAND COCONUT MILK, WHICH ALLEGEDLY IS

    問題是潮宏牌椰子奶,據說是。

  • MADE WITH THE HELP OF CHAINED-UP MONKEYS, WHO PICK AROUND 400

    在鏈子上的猴子的幫助下,它們採摘了400多隻猴子。

  • COCONUTS A DAY AND ARE THEN STUFFED IN THEIR CAGES UNTIL

    每天吃甜甜圈,然後塞進籠子裡,直到吃完為止。

  • THEIR NEXT SHIFT.

    他們的下一個轉變。

  • SOMEWHERE, JEFF BEZOS JUST SAID, "HOW OFTEN DO THESE MONKEYS ASK

    在某處,傑夫-貝佐斯剛剛說過,"這些猴子多久問一次?

  • FOR BATHROOM BREAKS?

    為浴室休息?

  • OH, THE FLOOR IS THEIR BATHROOM?

    哦,地板是他們的浴室?

  • INTERESTING.

    有意思的。

  • INTERESTING.

    有意思的。

  • WOULD THESE MONKEYS BE WILLING TO RELOCATE TO QUEENS?"

    這些猴子會不會願意搬遷到皇后區?"

  • NOW-- THAT'S MY BEZOS, BY THE WAY.

    現在... ... 這是我的BEZOS,順便說一下。

  • THAT'S MY BEZOS.

    這是我的BEZOS。

  • NOW, ON ITS SURFACE, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A SUREFIRE MONEY SAVER.

    現在,在我的表面上,這聽起來像一個SUREFIRE省錢。

  • BUT I'M SURE A MONKEY WORKFORCE HAS ITS CHALLENGES.

    但我確信,猴子的工作也有挑戰。

  • IN FACT, WE HAVE FOOTAGE-- DO WE HAVE THIS?

    事實上,我們有鏡頭,我們有這個嗎?

  • WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A RECENT UPRISING, WHERE THE MONKEYS

    我們有一個最近的暴動的鏡頭,其中的猴子

  • STARTED ROLLING COCONUTS AT THEIR MANAGER.

    開始在經理那裡捲筒子。

  • ( VIDEO GAME NOISES) >> Stephen: MANAGER'S FINE.

    ( 視頻遊戲噪音 ) >> Stephen:經理人的罰款。

  • HE HAS THREE EXTRA LIVES.

    他有三個額外的生活。

  • NOW, CHAOKOH DENIES USING MONKEY LABOR TO PRODUCE ITS COCONUT

    現在,中國農業大學否認使用猴子勞動力生產椰子

  • MILK, EVEN COMMISSIONING A REPORT ENTITLED THE "MONKEY-FREE

    牛奶,甚至還委託編寫了一份題為 "沒有猴子 "的報告。

  • COCONUT DUE-DILIGENCE ASSESSMENT" -- WHICH, OF COURSE,

    椰子的應收款項評估" -- -- 當然,這。

  • IS ALSO THE NAME OF MY FAVORITE '60s PSYCHEDELIC BAND.

    也是我最喜歡的60年代心理樂隊的名字。

  • I WANT TO REITERATE MY POSITION THAT EXPLOITING MONKEYS IS

    我想重申我的立場,即剝削猴子是。

  • ABUSE.

    虐待:

  • IT'S WRONG.

    這是錯的。

  • IT'S NEVER ACCEPTABLE.

    它永遠無法接受。

  • EVEN WHEN IT'S FUNNY, LIKE DRESSING THEM AS ASTRONAUTS,

    甚至當它是有趣的, 像打扮他們作為天文學家。

  • TEAMING THEM UP WITH CLINT EASTWOOD TO FIGHT CRIME, OR

    與克林特-東木聯手打擊犯罪,或者說:

  • WASHING A CAT.

    洗貓。

  • BUT I WILL SAY, IF YOU DO NEED TO WASH YOUR CAT, YOU'RE NOT

    但我要說的是,如果你需要給你的貓咪洗澡,你不是

  • GOING TO DO BETTER THAN A MONKEY FOR GETTING IN THE NOOKS AND

    去做比猴子更好的得到在NOOKS和。

  • THE CRANNIES.

    咒語。

  • BUT AS ELVIS PRESLEY ONCE SAID, "TOO MUCH MONKEY BUSINESS."

    但正如艾維斯-普雷斯利曾經說過的,"太多猴子的生意"。

  • IT'S TIME NOW TO TURN TO THE STORY THAT HAS SET THE

    現在是時候了,我們來看看這段開創性的故事。

  • PUNDIT-SPHERE A-BUZZ.

    PUNDIT -SPHERE A -BUZZ。

  • IN NEW YORK, A MAN WAS WAITING FOR THE BUS WHEN A HOLE SUDDENLY

    在紐約,一名男子在等公車的時候,突然出現了一個洞。

  • OPENED ON THE SIDEWALK, AND HE DROPPED 15 FEET INTO AN

    打開在人行道上,和他下降了15英尺在一個。

  • UNDERGROUND VAULT TEEMING WITH RATS.

    地下拱頂充斥著老鼠。

  • OKAY, LET ME SEE.

    好吧,讓我看看。

  • LET ME SEE ( CLEARS THROAT )

    讓我看看(清喉)。

  • YEP, THERE IT IS ON MY 2020 BINGO CARD: 15-FOOT RAT HOLE.

    是的,它就在我的2020年賓果牌上。15英尺的老鼠洞。

  • RIGHT NEXT TO "HUGS KILL GRANDMA NOW."

    緊挨著 "HUGS KILL GRANDMA NOW"。

  • ALSO ON HERE, Q-TIP UP MY NOSE EVERY DAY.

    還在這裡,Q-TIP了我的鼻子每天。

  • BY THE WAY, WHO CAN FORGET WHEN "15-FOOT RAT HOLE" OPENED FOR

    順便說一句,誰能忘記 "15英尺的老鼠洞 "是什麼時候打開的?

  • "MONKEY-FREE COCONUT DUE- DILIGENCE ASSESSMENT" AT FILMORE

    在FILMORE舉辦的 "不吃甜甜圈-----------------義務評估 "活動

  • EAST?

    東部?

  • NOW-- LONG WALK, BUT WORTH IT.

    現在... ... 長途跋涉,但值得。

  • NOW, DON'T WORRY, THE MAN'S OKAY, THANKS TO THE MANY, MANY

    現在,不用擔心,這個人沒事了,謝謝很多很多的人

  • BUT THERE'S FOOTAGE OF THE INCIDENT.

    但是,有事件的鏡頭。

  • THERE HE IS.

    他在那裡。

  • AND, BOOM-TOWN RATS!

    還有,轟隆隆的老鼠!

  • AND HE'S GONE.

    他走了。

  • OF COURSE, IT WAS MORE WHIMSICAL IN SHEL SILVERSTEIN'S BOOK,

    當然,這是更虛幻的 在SHEL SILVERSTEIN的書。

  • "WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS-- OH, DEAR GOD!

    "哪裡的人行道結束 - 哦,天哪!

  • IT'S FULL OF RATS, HELP ME!" NOW, FOR ALL OF YOU NOT FROM NEW

    "這裡全是老鼠,救救我!"現在,對於你們這些非新來的人

  • YORK, THIS IS VERY COMMON.

    YORK,這是非常常見的。

  • THERE ARE MASSIVE RAT PITS ALL OVER THE CITY, WHERE THE RATS

    全城都有巨大的老鼠坑,老鼠在那裡。

  • JUST COLLECT AND THE PRESSURE BUILDS UP, EVENTUALLY ERUPTING

    只是收集和壓力積累起來,事件爆發。

  • IN A RAT GEYSER.

    在一個老鼠噴泉中。

  • WE CALL IT "OL' RATFUL."

    我們稱它為 "OL'RATFUL"。

  • AND YOU'RE PROBABLY SAYING, STEPHEN, "FALLING INTO A 15-FOOT

    你可能會說,史蒂芬,"掉進15英尺高的地方,你會不會覺得很危險?

  • HOLE FULL OF RATS SOUNDS LIKE A NIGHTMARE."

    "滿是老鼠的洞,聽起來像個噩夢"

  • WELL, LIZ, YOU'RE WRONG.

    好了,麗茲,你錯了。

  • IT'S MUCH WORSE THAN THAT.

    這比那更糟糕。

  • HERE'S THE VICTIM'S BROTHER: >> IT WAS SO BAD.

    這是受害者的兄弟。>> 它是如此糟糕。

  • HE DIDN'T WANT TO YELL, BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID IT WAS GONNA BE

    他不想大喊大叫,因為他害怕這將是

  • RATS, YOU KNOW, WENT INSIDE HIS MOUTH AND STUFF.

    老鼠,你知道,進入了他的嘴裡,還有其他的東西。

  • >> Stephen: AWFUL, YES, BUT ANOTHER TIMELY REMINDER ABOUT

    >> 史蒂芬: 糟糕,是的,但又一次提醒了人們,關於

  • HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO WEAR A MASK.

    戴上口罩有多重要。

  • ANYWAY, ALL I WANT TO SAY IS COMPARED TO THE GNAWING ANXIETY

    無論如何,我想說的是,相比於GNAWING焦慮

  • OF THE NEXT FOUR DAYS, 15-FOOT RAT HOLE SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD--

    在接下來的四天裡,15英尺的老鼠洞聽起來還不錯... ...

  • ESPECIALLY IF THOSE RATS DON'T HAVE WiFi.

    特別是如果這些老鼠沒有WiFi。

  • PLUS, RAT PITS: STILL LESS OF A DISEASE VECTOR THAN ATTENDING A

    另外,老鼠坑。比起去醫院看病來說,老鼠坑仍然是一個疾病的傳播者。

  • TRUMP RALLY.

    特朗普集會。

  • NOW, IN ADDITION TO COCONUT MONKEY SLAVES AND NEW YORK RAT

    現在,除了椰子猴奴和紐約鼠之外,還有

  • GEYSERS, THE CORONAVIRUS CONTINUES TO SURGE.

    GEYSERS,CORONAVIRUS繼續激增。

  • I'LL GIVE YOU THE LATEST IN TONIGHT'S INSTALLMENT OF:

    我將為你提供最新的今晚的安裝:

  • "CATCH A THIRD WAVE: ENDLESS BUMMER."

    "抓住第三波:無盡的繁榮。"

  • >> I'M GONNA DISAPPEAR ANY MINUTE NOW!

    >> 我隨時會消失!

  • HEH!

    嘿!

  • HEH!

    嘿!

  • >> Stephen: GET OUT!

    >> Stephen:滾出去!

  • GET OUT!

    滾出去!

  • JIMMY!

    JIMMY!

  • GET OUT!

    滾出去!

  • YESTERDAY, THE U.S.

    今天,美國。

  • SURPASSED NINE MILLION TOTAL INFECTIONS-- ANOTHER SAD

    感染總數突破900萬 -- 又一個悲哀的消息

  • MILESTONE TO ADD TO THE 2020 LIST, ALONGSIDE MOST SOURDOUGH

    將在2020年名單上增加的里程碑,以及最重要的源頭。

  • EATEN AND LONGEST DURATION BETWEEN SHOWERS.

    吃過的和持續時間最長的兩場雨。

  • IT'S ALL RECORDED IN "THE GRIMMEST BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS."

    這一切都記錄在 "世界紀錄的最糟糕的書 "中。

  • YESTERDAY, THE U.S. ALSO REPORTED 90,000 NEW DAILY CASES,

    明天,美國還報告了90,000個新的每日案例。

  • THE EQUIVALENT OF MORE THAN ONE PER SECOND.

    相當於每秒鐘超過1次。

  • ONE VIRAL EXPERT EXPLAINED HOW FAST THAT IS:

    一位病毒專家解釋了這有多快。

  • >> COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID,

    >> COVID,COVID,COVID,COVID,COVID,COVID,COVID,COVID。

  • COVID, COVID.

    COVID,COVID。

  • >> Stephen: IT'S PRETTY DEPRESSING, BUT RECENTLY, ONE

    >> Stephen:這是非常令人沮喪的,但最近,一個。

  • DOCTOR WITH THE OREGON HEALTH AUTHORITY CELEBRATED HALLOWEEN

    俄勒岡州衛生局的醫生慶祝萬聖節

  • BY PUTTING A HAPPY FACE ON THE PANDEMIC.

    通過把一個快樂的面孔放在PANDEMIC上。

  • >> AS OF TODAY, THERE HAVE BEEN 38,160 CASES OF COVID-19 IN

    >> 截至目前,在中國已經有38160例COVID-19病例。

  • OREGON, WITH 390 NEW CASES BEING REPORTED TODAY.

    俄勒岡州,今天有390個新的案例被報告。

  • SADLY, WE ARE ALSO REPORTING THREE DEATHS TODAY.

    不幸的是,我們今天還報告了三起死亡事件。

  • >> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS, PENNYWISE.

    >> Stephen:恭喜你,PennyWise。

  • YOU ARE NOW AMERICA'S SECOND CREEPIEST CLOWN.

    你現在是美國第二詭異的小丑。

  • BUT SOME PEOPLE SAY THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, AS DON

    但有些人說沒什麼好擔心的,就像唐一樣

  • JUNIOR EXPLAINED ON THE FOX NEWS.

    JUNIOR EXPLAINED ON THE FOX NEWS。

  • >> I WENT THROUGH THE C.D.C.

    >> 我經歷了C.D.C。

  • DATA.

    數據:

  • BECAUSE I KEPT HEARING ABOUT NEW INFECTIONS, BUT I WAS LIKE,

    因為我不斷聽到新的傳染病的消息,但我就像:

  • WELL, WHY AREN'T THEY TALKING ABOUT DEATHS?

    為什麼他們不談死亡?

  • OH, OH, BECAUSE THE NUMBER IS ALMOST NOTHING.

    哦,哦,因為數字幾乎沒有什麼。

  • >> Stephen: IF YOU'RE CURIOUS ABOUT HOW MUCH DON JUNIOR THINKS

    >> Stephen:如果你對唐-朱尼爾的想法感到好奇的話

  • IS "ALMOST NOTHING," YESTERDAY, 1,004 AMERICANS DIED FROM

    是 "幾乎沒有,"明天,1,004美國人死於。

  • CORONAVIRUS.

    CORONAVIRUS:

  • I WOULDN'T ASK DON JUNIOR TO GIVE A EULOGY.

    I WOULDN'T ASK DON JUNIOR TO GIVE A EULOGY.

  • ( AS DON JR. ) "WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY FOR

    "我們今天聚集在這裡是為了...

  • ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD REASON.

    絕對沒有好的理由。

  • I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU ALL CRYING ABOUT?

    我是說,你們都在哭什麼?

  • YOUR GRANDPA WAS JUST ONE GUY.

    你爺爺只是一個人。

  • IT'S ALMOST NOTHING."

    它幾乎沒有什麼。"

  • ARE YOU SINGLE?

    你是單身嗎?

  • WHAT!

    什麼!

  • HE JUNIORED ON: >> WE'VE GOTTEN CONTROL OF THIS

    "我們已經控制了這一切

  • THING.

    事情。

  • WE UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS.

    我們瞭解它的工作原理。

  • THEY HAVE THE THERAPEUTICS TO BE ABLE TO DEAL WITH THIS.

    他們有治療師能夠處理這個問題。

  • IF YOU LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT MY INSTAGRAM.

    如果你看到了,看看我的INSTAGRAM。

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, LET'S LOOK AT HIS INSTAGRAM.

    >> Stephen:好吧,讓我們來看看他的INSTAGRAM。

  • >> HEY, GUYS.

    >> 嘿,夥計們。

  • HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL.

    希望你過得好。

  • JUST WATCHING MY ALGORITHMS GET CRUSHED.

    只是看著我的算法被粉碎。

  • >> Stephen: FROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS, "INSTANT GRAM" MIGHT BE

    >> Stephen:"Instant GRAM "可能會是...

  • THE NAME OF DON JUNIOR'S COCAINE DELIVERY SERVICE.

    DON JUNIOR'S COCOINE DELIVERY SERVICE的名字:

  • BECAUSE IT SURE SEEMS LIKE HE'S CRUSHING MORE THAN HIS

    因為這看起來好像是他壓碎了比他自己更多的東西

  • ALGORITHM.

    算術:

  • BOTH CANDIDATES WERE ON THE ROAD TODAY.

    兩位候選人今天都在路上。

  • BIDEN TRAVELED TO MINNESOTA, WISCONSIN, AND IOWA, WHILE TRUMP

    比登前往明尼蘇達州,威斯康星州和愛荷華州,而特朗普

  • CAMPAIGNED IN MICHIGAN, MINNESOTA, AND WISCONSIN.

    在密歇根州、明尼蘇達州和威斯康星州進行了競選活動。

  • TRUMP'S HITTING AMERICA'S HEARTLAND, HOPING THEY'LL FORGET

    特朗普攻擊美國的心臟地帶,希望他們會忘記。

  • WHAT HE'S DONE TO AMERICA'S LUNG-LAND.

    他對美國的肺地做了什麼。

  • SO FAR, THE POLLS HAVE BEEN GOOD FOR BIDEN, AND NOT JUST IN THE

    到目前為止,民意調查對比登有利,而且不僅僅是在

  • BLUE STATES.

    藍色國家:

  • HE'S CURRENTLY SLIGHTLY AHEAD IN GEORGIA, AND TEXAS IS A TOSSUP!

    他目前在喬治亞州略佔上風,而德克薩斯州則是兩敗俱傷!

  • TEXAS-- A STATE SO CONSERVATIVE, THEIR LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR IS AN

    德州--一個如此保守的州,他們的副州長是一個。

  • OIL DERRICK WITH A PISTOL.

    用手槍給DERRICK上油。

  • DESPITE THE GOOD NEWS ALL AROUND THE ELECTORAL MAP, PREPARE TO

    儘管選舉地圖上到處都是好消息,但還是要做好準備。

  • PANIC.

    恐慌。

  • I'LL GIVE YOU A MOMENT, OKAY, READY?

    我給你一點時間,好嗎,準備好了?

  • TWO POLLSTERS WHO CORRECTLY PREDICTED THAT TRUMP WOULD WIN

    兩位民調人士準確預測特朗普會勝出。

  • IN 2016, ARE SAYING THEY SEE POLLS AGAIN UNDERESTIMATING HIS

    在2016年,都說他們看到民意調查再次低估了他的。

  • SUPPORT.

    支持:

  • THEIR THEORY IS THAT TRUMP HAS A LOT OF SUPPORTERS WHO DON'T SHOW

    他們的理論是,特朗普有很多支持者,但他們不露面。

  • UP IN THE POLLS BECAUSE THEY ARE RELUCTANT TO SHARE THEIR

    因為他們不願意分享自己的觀點,所以民調上升。

  • OPINIONS FOR FEAR OF BEING JUDGED.

    害怕被評判的意見。

  • THEY CALL THEM "SHY TRUMP VOTERS."

    他們叫他們 "害羞的特朗普選民"

  • REALLY?

    真的嗎?

  • "SHY TRUMP VOTERS"?

    "害羞的川普選民"?

  • HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR RALLIES?

    你看過他們的集會嗎?

  • WHAT WOULD "SHY TRUMP VOTERS" EVEN LOOK LIKE?

    "害羞的特朗普選民 "會是什麼樣子?

  • "UM... EXCUSE ME, MAYBE WE COULD LOCK HER UP JUST A LITTLE OR

    "UM...對不起,也許我們可以把她鎖起來一點,或者...

  • JUST KEEP HER IN A LITTLE ROOM, OR SOMETHING?

    只是把她關在一個小房間裡,還是什麼?

  • SHE'LL BE FINE.

    她會沒事的。

  • MAYBE BUILD A LITTLE BIT OF THE WALL?

    也許可以建一點牆?

  • I'M SORRY.

    我很抱歉。

  • STUPID, STUPID.

    無心,無心。

  • I HATE MYSELF.

    我恨我自己。

  • AND IMMIGRANTS."

    和移民。"

  • THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN HAS GOTTEN SOME INTERESTING HELP ONLINE,

    比登競選活動在網上得到了一些有趣的幫助。

  • WHERE "DOMINATRIXES HAVE BEEN GETTING THEIR SUBMISSIVES TO

    在哪裡 "DOMINATRIXES一直在把他們的臣服者帶到哪裡?

  • VOTE BLUE."

    投藍色的票。"

  • IT MAKES SENSE.

    這是有道理的。

  • WHO BETTER THAN A WOMAN WITH A WHIP TO WHIP THE VOTE?

    誰比一個女人更適合用鞭子來鞭打選票?

  • ONE DOMINATRIX DOING THIS IS GODDESS GIA, A FOOT AND

    一個主宰做這是女神GIA,一腳,一腳。

  • FINANCIAL DOMINATRIX.

    金融霸主。

  • OKAY, FOOT AND FINANCIAL, SHE'S A DOUBLE MAJOR.

    好吧,腳和金融, 她是一個雙主修。

  • GOOD FOR YOU.

    對你有好處。

  • IN EXCHANGE FOR PROOF THAT HER SUBMISSIVES HAD VOTED FOR BIDEN,

    以換取她的支持者投票給比登的證據。

  • SHE GAVE FREE CONTENT FOR A WEEK.

    她提供了一個星期的免費內容。

  • SHE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE GIVING OUT FREE SEXY CONTENT.

    她不是唯一一個提供免費性感內容的人。

  • IF YOU CAN PROVE TO ME THAT YOU VOTED, I'LL GIVE YOU A WEEK'S

    如果你能證明你投了票,我就給你一個星期的時間。

  • MEMBERSHIP TO "CBS: SERIOUSLY, WE MEAN ALL ACCESS."

    "哥倫比亞廣播公司:認真地,我們意味著所有的訪問。"

  • YAY, PRETTY RACY.

    耶,漂亮的賽車。

  • YOU KNOW "BOB HEARTS ABISHOLA?" YOU GO VOTE, YOU GET TO SEE

    你知道 "BOB HEARTS ABISHOLA "嗎? 你去投票,你就能看到了

  • BOB EGGPLANT ABISHOLA.

    BOB EGGPLANT ABISHOLA。

  • I'D WATCH THAT.

    我會看的。

  • AND THERE'S MORE AT STAKE THAN THE SATISFACTION OF DOING YOUR

    這比做你的工作的滿足感更重要。

  • CIVIC DUTY.

    公民義務:

  • YOU SEE, SUBMISSIVES HAVE TO OBEY THEIR DOMINATRIXES

    你看,臣民必須服從他們的統治。

  • AND MANY OF THESE DOMS ARE SAYING, "IF YOU DON'T

    這些DOMs中的許多人都說,"如果你不...

  • REGISTER TO VOTE, YOU DON'T GET TO FINISH."

    註冊投票,你沒有得到完成。"

  • AND UNTIL WE KNOW WHO WON, THEY'RE ALL GOING TO BE STUCK

    在我們知道誰贏了之前,他們都會被困住。

  • WITH RAGING ELECTIONS.

    隨著肆虐的選舉。

  • WARNING: IF YOUR TRUMP LASTS MORE THAN FOUR YEARS, CALL YOUR

    警告:如果你的特朗普持續時間超過四年,請致電你的朋友。

  • DOCTOR.

    醫生:

  • WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

    我們已經為你準備了一個很棒的節目,今晚。

  • NEIL deGRASSE TYSON IS HERE.

    尼爾-德格拉斯-泰森在這裡。

  • BU WHEN WE RETURN, I'LL BE JOINED BY A SURPRISE GUEST.

    當我們回來的時候,我會加入一個驚喜的客人。

  • IT'S JON STEWART.

    我是JON STEWART.

  • STICK AROUND.

    堅持下去。

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