Name: 沒有特別的喬-拜登提示器。 (There Is No Special Joe Biden Prompter)
Uploaded: 2020-10-30T18:56:52.000Z
Duration: 11 min 35 s

Well, I could tell you, because today I was told that I had come into contact with someone who recently tested positive for co vid 19.

好吧，我可以告訴你，因為今天我被告知，我接觸到了一個人 誰最近測試陽性的Co VID 19。

That test has come back negative, but out of an abundance of caution, Um, for everyone that works on the show, I'm gonna host the show over Zoom Way more than 6 ft apart from anyone.

那項測試結果是陰性的 但出於謹慎起見 Um, for everyone that works on the show, 我要在Zoom Way上主持節目 I'm gonna host the show over Zoom Way 超過6英尺的距離 from anyone.

But my face will still be here in the studio.

但我的臉還會在這裡的工作室。

It's a shame, because I felt like we were really getting into a rhythm in the studio when we GMO can't wait to play.

這是一個恥辱，因為我覺得我們在錄音室裡真的進入了節奏，當我們GMO迫不及待地玩。

Filling in for Ian is one of our writers.

頂替伊恩的是我們的一位作家。

Yeah, I wanted to mix it up for me in a little bit sore to do my own thing.

是啊，我想混個痛快，讓我做自己的事情。

Is this your first time doing something like this on TV?

這是你第一次在電視上做這樣的事情嗎？

This is my first time, but I'm a bit of a natural.

這是我的第一次，但我是一個有點自然的人。

I e could tell that, you know, mhm up to I can feel it.

我可以告訴你，你知道，我可以感覺到它。

Hey, I think there's a very real chance by the end of this week, you'll just hosting the show e mean, the energy in this room is palpable.

嘿，我認為有一個非常真實的機會，本週結束時， 你會只是主持節目，E的意思是，在這個房間裡的能量是顯而易見的。

You know, we'll get our agents involved, and we'll figure something out.

你知道，我們會讓我們的特工參與進來，我們會想出辦法的。

Now, Tom, I should tell you listen, Any time I need a little help with a joke, I'm just gonna need you to run up to the desk and hit the last button for me.

現在，湯姆，我應該告訴你，聽著，任何時候我需要你幫我講個笑話，我只需要你跑到桌子前，幫我按下最後一個按鈕。

You know, James, I'm here to provide fake laughs for you in whatever form you want.

你知道嗎，詹姆斯，我是來為你提供假笑的，不管你想要什麼形式。

I mean, you You have been providing those laughs for many years.

我是說，你... ...你已經提供了很多年的笑料。

And we're so happy that you're watching tonight.

Then we have a performance from Kelsea Ballerini A hope you stick around to watch that Now.

然後，我們有一個性能 從凱爾西Ballerini A希望你堅持周圍觀看，現在。

I hope everybody had a great weekend, Reg.

Uh, yeah, Yeah, I saw the movie Flatliners from the eighties.

嗯，是的，是的，我看了80年代的電影《平林》。

So you weren't dragged into a fake political conspiracy theory this weekend, Or was that just make?

所以，你沒有被拖入一個假的政治陰謀論這個週末， 或者是隻是讓？

Because over the past few weeks, right wing conspiracy theorists have been accusing Joe Biden of using a teleprompter toe answer questions during recent appearances.

因為在過去的幾周裡，右翼陰謀論者一直在指責喬-拜登在最近的演講中使用提詞器回答問題。

Okay, but now they've gone so far as to claim that it happened on this show.

好吧，但現在他們已經走得太遠了 聲稱它發生在這個節目。

They say that the reflection in this screenshot proves that Biden was using a prompter.

他們說，這張截圖中的反映證明拜登使用的是提示器。

So you see that there And then this morning, President Trump re tweeted this now the first thing I want to say is that I'm just really hurt that this is only coming out now.

所以你看，有然後今天早上，特朗普總統再推特上說，現在我想說的第一件事是，我真的很受傷，這個現在才出來。

I'm also just glad the conspiracy theorists are focused on this instead of the fact that Joe Biden is actually the man towing the carpool karaoke car.

我也只是很高興那些陰謀論者把注意力集中在這件事上，而不是喬-拜登其實是拖著拼車卡拉OK車的人。

Yeah, but seriously, just to clear this up, none of this is true.

是的，但說真的，我只是想澄清一下，這些都不是真的。

This is back from when we were doing the shows in my garret.

這是我們在我的車庫裡做節目的時候。

And that screen is what all of our guests who zoomed into the show could see.

而這塊螢幕是我們所有放大到節目中的嘉賓都能看到的。

Okay, that's it's very similar to the screen I'm using now.

好吧，這和我現在用的螢幕非常相似。

好吧，所以，這就是實際的真相。

So I'm sure actual hard facts will put this controversy to bed.

所以，我相信實際的硬事實會讓這場爭論平息。

It seems to work with or any other conspiracy theory, So we'll move on Andi.

這似乎與其他陰謀論有關，所以我們會繼續安迪。

Over the weekend, the Internet blew up after the president of the United States bragged about how much Miami Cubans love him.

週末，美國總統吹噓了邁阿密的古巴人有多愛他之後，網上炸開了鍋。

You know, a little while ago I received the Bay of Pigs Award from the Cuban Americans in Miami.

你知道，不久前，我獲得了邁阿密古巴裔美國人頒發的 "豬灣獎"。

The Bay of Pigs Award that Trump said he won.

Okay, Now, for those of you who don't know, the Bay of Pigs was a humiliating disaster for the United States.

好了，現在，對於那些不知道的人來說，豬灣戰役對美國來說是一場恥辱性的災難。

So you can see why President Trump would think that he would be the person to win that Trump didn't win a Bay of Pigs Award.

所以你可以看到為什麼特朗普總統會認為他將是特朗普沒有獲得豬灣獎的人。

I think it's incredible that he's even so.

我覺得很不可思議，他竟然如此。

I mean, I didn't even know we could do this.

我的意思是，我甚至不知道我們可以這樣做。

What sort of award should I be eligible for?

I mean, I would gladly nominate you for some sort of Nobel Late night host fries something like that.

我的意思是，我很樂意提名你為某種諾貝爾深夜主持人薯條之類的東西。

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