I like my job and they won't be fired.

我喜歡我的工作，他們不會被解僱。

- I don't even remember how I clean that up.

- 我都不記得自己是怎麼清理的了。

I blocked it out. So gross.

我把它屏蔽了。好惡心。

- You just counting your grandma

- 你只是在算計你奶奶

with a bunch of adult toys like how do you feel?

與一堆成人玩具一樣，你感覺如何？

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- [Swatsi] So one day I had a customer come in

- 有一天，我有一個客戶來了。

and she seemed pretty cool. She was fun.

她看起來很酷。她很有趣。

She was chewing on a big wad of bubblegum that big.

她正嚼著那麼大一包泡泡糖。

I'm not even kidding. I was helping her out.

我不是在開玩笑。我是在幫她。

She tried on at least 30 to 40 pieces of clothing.

她至少試穿了30到40件衣服。

And then I rang her up at the end because that's

最後我給她打了電話，因為那是... ...

what you're supposed to do.

你應該做什麼。

And of course, I had to go back to

當然，我也不得不回到了

the fitting room after to clean up

試衣間清理後

I opened up a fitting room

我開了一間試衣間

and the clothes were just all over the floor,

而衣服只是滿地都是。

not even one piece of code and they were all over the floor.

甚至連一個代碼都沒有，他們在地上到處都是。

There were shoe prints on some of

有的地方有鞋印

the pieces of clothing that was foundation all over

滿身的衣服都是粉底

some of the pieces of clothing.

的一些衣服。

It was a disaster.

這是一場災難。

So I cleaned those up

所以我把這些都清理了

and I start hanging them up in the fitting room itself.

我開始把它們掛在試衣間本身。

And then I look at the ground again

然後我又看了看地面

and I noticed that big wad of bubble gum just stuck to

我注意到那一大團泡泡糖粘在了一起

the floor surrounded in spit.

吐槽包圍的地面。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- I worked in this girl boutique and I was

- 我在這個女孩的精品店工作，我是。

Like the go to girl for pageant stuff

就像去的女孩選美的東西

because in total I probably competed for like 10 years.

因為我總共大概競爭了10年。

That's like 50 plus pageants.

這就像50多個選美比賽。

But I was also like, not

但我也很喜歡，不

the stereotypical pageant girl

角兒

I didn't look like a Barbie

我看起來不像芭比娃娃

unless I was all dolled up when we would work in the store.

除非我們在店裡工作的時候，我穿戴整齊。

You know, we would wear all black

你知道，我們會穿上所有的黑色

and be pretty modest, one day

謙虛一點，有朝一日

this young woman walks in maybe like

這個年輕的女人走在也許像

five years older than me

大我五歲

and she tells us that she's competing in

她告訴我們，她是在競爭中的

Miss Florida USA pageant.

美國佛羅里達小姐選美。

It was gonna be a fun experience though. I thought.

這將是一個有趣的經驗，雖然。我想。

I have never seen someone look so far down their nose at me

我從未見過有人如此低頭看我

and I'm not sure so it takes a lot,

而我不確定，所以需要很多。

a lot to look down your nose at me.

俯視著我的鼻子看了很多。

I found out through talking to her

我是跟她哈拉才知道的

that this was going to be her first big pageant

這將是她第一次參加重要的選美比賽。

for some reason.

不知為何。

She just felt like she just knew everything.

她只覺得自己就是什麼都知道。

I tried to help pick dresses for her.

我試著幫她挑衣服。

And everything I picked. There's a problem.

還有我選的所有東西。有一個問題。

It started to become less about the actual clothing

它開始變得不那麼實際的服裝

and more about me and my tastes

以及更多關於我和我的品味

and anything I picked wouldn't be good enough.

而我選的任何東西都不夠好。

The attitude was reeking from

態度是臭烘烘的

a mile away that my boss pulled me over

一英里外，我的老闆把我拉過來

at one point and she's like hey, wrap it up.

在一個點上，她的樣子嘿，包起來。

She needs to go she ended up walking out

她要走了，她最後還是走了

not getting anything because she just

沒有得到任何東西，因為她只是

I know she just didn't want to work with me

我知道她只是不想和我一起工作而已

let's forward two weeks later

再往前推

the reigning Miss Florida USA is having a really big party.

美國佛羅里達州的衛冕小姐正在舉行一個非常盛大的聚會。

I walk over to the reigning Miss Florida USA

我走到衛冕的美國佛羅里達州小姐身邊。

and like OMG!,she's like OMG! I look over

她就像 "天哪！"，她就像 "天哪！"。我看了看

and the city queen local title holder

和城隍廟的當地產權持有人

that had been so shady and so rude.

那一直是那麼的陰暗，那麼的粗魯。

And so obnoxious to move me is over there

而且這麼討厭把我搬到那邊去了

with her mouth on the floor. Hello.

嘴巴貼在地板上你好啊

She also didn't realize

她也不知道

I was the reigning IJM Miss Florida team

我曾是IJM佛羅里達小姐隊的衛冕冠軍

but the part that got like

但是，得到的部分，像

a little bit weird essentially,

基本上有點怪異。

like proceeded to add me

喜歡繼續加我

on every social media platform I was on.

在每個社交媒體平臺上，我都在。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- So back in high school,

- 所以在高中的時候。

I used to work for a very special erotic gift store.

我以前在一家很特別的情趣禮品店工作。

That's what a lot of malls if you know you now,

這就是很多商場如果你現在知道你。

which I don't know is everything bad

不知者不為過

that happens at the mall happens on the weekend.

發生在商場的事情發生在週末。

This particular weekend, I was covering a shift.

這個特殊的週末，我正在值班。

We were having a sale on Adult toys that weekend,

那個週末我們正在進行成人玩具的促銷活動。

I was working at the cash register as normal.

我像往常一樣在收銀臺工作。

One girl came in. I think she was about 21 years old

一個女孩進來了。我想她大概21歲

and she was with her grandmother. And she's like, psst

她和她奶奶在一起。而她的樣子，PSST

Can you help me pick out a vibrator

你能不能幫我選一個振動器

because she didn't want her grandmother to know,

因為她不想讓她奶奶知道。

I wanted to know she'd like me to me to be like a decoy

我想知道她會不會喜歡我 我就像一個誘餌一樣。

or something, which I was willing to do.

或什麼的，我是願意做的。

And she's like, oh, but she's blind. So it's fine.

而她的樣子，哦，但她是盲人。所以它的罰款。

I was like, okay, so why are you concerned?

我當時就想，好吧，那你為什麼要擔心？

She started looking around, you know,

她開始四處尋找，你知道的。

she's like, going through all the little packages

她的樣子，通過所有的小包，去

and she spots like, honestly was like a really big one,

她的斑點一樣， 說實話是像一個真正的大。

like right at the top. Okay,

就像在頂部。好吧，我知道了

I was like, you know, I'll go get a ladder.

我當時想，你知道，我去拿個梯子。

I'll be right back and she's like, Oh, that's not necessary.

我馬上就回來，她說："哦，那沒必要。

She starts climbing the adult toys wall

她開始爬成人玩具牆

like she's rock climbing or something.

就像她的攀巖什麼的。

She kicks this shelf that's like near the very top

她把這個架子踢到最上面去了

and tell me why they like come crashing down

並告訴我為什麼他們喜歡來崩潰了。

and like pelting the grandma and I was just like,

和像砸奶奶和我只是喜歡，

grandma reaches on the ground with her blind self

外婆瞎了眼，伸手在地

and grabs one of the adult toys

並抓起一個成人玩具

basically like turned it on like no hesitation

基本上就像把它打開了一樣，毫不猶豫

like just turned it on and started like, bzz

就像剛打開它，並開始像，bzz。

the girl trying to play it off.

試圖玩弄它的女孩。

She was like, Oh, hey, we're in an electronics store.

她說，哦，嘿，我們在一家電子商店。

You know you're gonna break something

你知道你會打破一些東西

and the grandmas like, Don't lie to me.

和奶奶們一樣，不要騙我。

I know what this is,

我知道這是什麼。

me and your grandfather used to use these when he was alive.

我和你爺爺在世的時候經常用這個。

I'll take this one. You know she's a little freak.

我要這個。你知道她是個小怪胎。

We love that, the girl honestly look like she want to puke

我們很喜歡，這個女孩看起來真的像她想嘔吐

or faint at that point.

或在此時暈倒。

And I was just like, Girl,

我只是想，女孩。

I'm just here for my check.

我只是來拿我的支票。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- [Sean] I worked in a mom and pop boutique.

- 我在一家母嬰用品店工作。

It was like a pretty small but semi luxurious kind of store.

這就像是一個很小但半豪華的那種店。

We had some really cool stuff literally

我們有一些非常酷的東西字面上

in these fake Gucci sunglasses.

戴著這副假的Gucci太陽鏡。

This woman walks in and says I've arrived

這個女人走進來，說我到了。

and she was like, Yes, I want to try on all these dresses.

她很喜歡，是的，我想嘗試 在所有這些衣服。

Great get that bag of the Commission.

偉大的得到那一包的委員會。

So we got 10 dresses for her and we gave it to her to try on

所以我們給她買了十條裙子，給她試穿了一下

After coming out in the first dress,

穿著第一件衣服出來後。

she was like, Hey, can you take a picture

她很喜歡，嘿，你能不能拍張照片？

for me real quick

對我來說，真正的快速

and then that one picture became two pictures

然後那一張照片就變成了兩張照片

which became three pictures

變成了三幅畫

which became a 30 minute photo shoot for her.

這成了她30分鐘的照片拍攝。

In the dressing room.

在更衣室裡。

I asked her, Hey, do you want to buy any of the dresses

我問她："嘿，你要不要買任何一件衣服？

and she goes, um, can I check the jewelry instead

她去，嗯，我可以檢查珠寶，而不是

I knew what she was doing at this point.

我知道她此時在做什麼。

So I talked to my manager.

所以我跟我的經理談了。

He came down and he was like,

他下來，他就像。

sorry, Miss I Am gonna asked you to leave.

對不起，小姐，我要請你離開。

She threw a hissy fit. She was upset.

她大發雷霆她很不高興。

She was like, This is horrible.

她說，這太可怕了。

I hate this establishment.

我討厭這個機構。

Your worker sucks. I woke up the next morning

你的工人很爛。第二天早上我醒來的時候

and I checked my social media is always

我檢查了我的社交媒體總是

get a tagged is the same girl caption.

得到一個標籤是同一個女孩的標題。

Wow, I love this great sponsorship.

哇，我喜歡這個偉大的贊助。

Everyone treats me like a queen and I love it.

每個人都把我當做女王，我喜歡這樣。

Here you are treating me and my manager like crap,

你在這裡把我和我的經理當做垃圾。

and then hear you on social media promoting love

然後在社交媒體上聽到你宣傳愛

and beauty and happiness.

和美麗和幸福。

But you know what? It's okay.

但你知道嗎？沒事的

Because her follow to light ratio was absolutely horrible.

因為她的跟光比絕對恐怖。

It seemed like she had Xbox

她好像有Xbox

(clicks)

(點擊率)

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(歡快的音樂)

like at the end of the day,

像在一天結束的時候。

We till workers are just like anyone else

我們農民工和其他人一樣

and they deserve at least respect.

而他們至少應該得到尊重。

- There are a lot of customers

- 有很多客戶

who do forget that retail workers

誰忘了零售業工人

are also just human beings working.

也只是人類的工作。

- Or are just trying to make a living out here

- 或者只是想在這裡謀生而已

so why be rude and condescending you look down

卑躬屈膝

on someone who's just trying to earn their key.

對一個只是想賺取鑰匙的人。

- Young you start being nicer to these people

- 年輕的你開始對這些人好一點

because they are doing a service

因為他們在做服務

for y'all and y'all need to be rude.

對你們來說，你們都需要無禮。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)