We're having a good time here tonight.

我們今晚在這裡玩得很開心。

Like I said, we have great guest here, and it's all gonna be a lot of fun, but I think we should just take a second here and stop everything.

就像我說的，我們有偉大的客人在這裡， 這一切都會是一個很大的樂趣， 但我認為我們應該在這裡休息一下， 停止一切。

Get serious for just a moment, cause I think, frankly, it's time we look once again into the future.

嚴肅一點，因為我認為，坦率地說，是時候我們再一次展望未來了。

The future with future with That's right, Jack Black.

未來與未來與 沒錯，傑克-布萊克。

Let's all look to the future all the way to the year 2000 way, too, So the theme Chicago Cubs and Boston Red Sox will meet in the world.

讓我們一起展望未來，一直到2000年的方式，所以主題芝加哥小熊隊和波士頓紅襪隊將在世界範圍內相遇。

Siri's up in the bleachers, where they'll have a great view of the Yankees and Braves.

Siri在看臺上，他們可以看到洋基隊和勇士隊的比賽。

The recording artist, once named Pink, will be called beige when people realize that that's the color you get when you mix her name with the crap she records.

這位曾經叫Pink的錄音師，當人們意識到這是你把她的名字和她錄製的垃圾混在一起時得到的顏色時，就會被稱為米色。

Thanks to advances in automation, Nike shoes will be made by robots.

得益於自動化技術的進步，耐克鞋將由機器人制造。

Unfortunately, the robots will be made by Children in Malaysia.

不幸的是，這些機器人將由馬來西亞的兒童製造。

Way will at last have definitive proof that Jesus is the son of God.

方式終於有了明確的證據，耶穌是上帝的兒子。

When Jesus borrows and Rex God's Chevy Cavalier, a man with a bulge in his crotch will be asked by his girlfriend if he has a banana in his pocket or if he's just happy to see her.

當耶穌借和雷克斯神的雪佛蘭騎士時，一個胯下隆起的男人會被女友問到口袋裡是否有香蕉，還是看到她就高興。

In fact, he will both be happy to see her and have a banana in his pocket.

其實，他既能見到她，又能在口袋裡裝上一根香蕉，會很開心。

From that point on, men with bulges will be asked.

從這時起，就會有人問有凸起的男人。

Is that a banana in your pocket and or are you happy to see me?

你口袋裡的是香蕉還是你見到我很高興？

E.

E.

Wanted to see if it made my cheeks pink.

想看看它是否讓我的臉頰變得粉嫩。

Shoe horns will stop helping feet slide into shoes and start trying toe bang the shoes themselves.

鞋角會停止幫助腳滑入鞋內，開始嘗試自己去撞鞋。

Oh, ancient scrolls will reveal that Noah originally planned on bringing three of each species on his ark not to save them from the flood, but just to see if any animals were into that kind of thing thing.

哦，古卷軸會顯示，諾亞原本計劃在他的方舟上各帶三個物種，並不是為了把它們從洪水中拯救出來，只是想看看有沒有動物喜歡那種東西的事情。

California Governor Gary Coleman releases all the inmates from the state penitentiaries in order to be reunited with the cast of different strokes.

加利福尼亞州州長加里-科爾曼為了與不同筆觸的演員團聚，釋放了所有州監獄的囚犯。

Anna Nicole Smith will team up with the makers of Altoids mints to introduce their newest flavor, Winter Bacon Theo.

安娜-妮可-史密斯將與Altoids薄荷糖的製造商合作，推出他們最新的口味，冬季培根西奧。

The line between Hasidic Jews and the Amish will further blur when the Amish start performing barn mitzvahs.

當阿米什人開始舉行穀倉禮時，哈西德派猶太人和阿米什人之間的界限將進一步模糊。

Rumors that Batman and Robin are gay will be confirmed when they legally changed their names to top man and bottom bars will serve a popular new drink called Jack Black and Coke.

蝙蝠俠和羅賓是同志的傳言將得到證實，當他們合法地將他們的名字改為上位者時，底層酒吧將提供一種流行的新飲料，稱為傑克黑和可樂。

It will be two parts whisky, one part Coke and three parts Wolf Pass batch.

它將是兩份威士忌、一份可樂和三份狼通批。

We owe incredible more with Jack Black will be right back.

我們欠了傑克-布萊克更多的不可思議，馬上就會回來。