Sarah Cooper.

莎拉-庫珀

Everything's fine.

一切都很好。

Please welcome the very talent did and very busy.

請歡迎很人才做了，很忙。

Natasha.

娜塔莎

Leo.

里奧

Natasha, How are you?

娜塔莎，你好嗎？

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

You know the crowd going not going nuts for you going nuts.

你知道觀眾不會因為你的瘋狂而瘋狂。

These people, I mean people near.

這些人，我是說附近的人。

Looks like you should be saying, Come on down.

看來你應該說，下來吧。

No one can beat our prices.

沒有人可以打敗我們的價格。

Nobody can beat our prices.

沒有人可以打敗我們的價格。

You got to see this special.

你一定要看看這個特別的。

We've got the best prices in town.

我們有全城最優惠的價格。

I love the way you do, zoom.

我喜歡你的方式，變焦。

Everyone else is just like this.

別人都是這樣的。

You bring energy to zoom the way it's supposed to be.

你帶著能量去放大它應該有的樣子。

You got to get in there.

你得進去

You know what I mean?

你知道我的意思嗎？

E sensation.

E的感覺。

How could all the rings and you're clutching your purse?

怎麼可能所有的戒指都被你抓在手裡？

You do look like you're waiting for a bus.

你看起來確實像在等車。

You look like a You know what I mean?

你看起來像一個你知道我的意思嗎？

You're a lady waiting for a bus.

你是個等公車的女士。

My goal to be a very hip, very old woman, you know, e agent to something between Penny Marshall and Gjurovski.

我的目標是成為一個非常時髦，非常老的女人，你知道，成為一個介於Penny Marshall和Gjurovski之間的特工。

Those are my goals.

這些都是我的目標。

And I think I'm getting close closer each day doing great.

而我覺得我每天都在接近做得很好。

I also so many people in this town are doing all this kind of crazy stuff to pretend they're 25.

我也這麼多的人在這個城市做所有這種瘋狂的事情，以假裝自己是25歲。

Uh, not you.

呃，不是你。

You're gonna go for it.

你會去的。

You're gonna just go crazy, eccentric old lady someday.

你總有一天會瘋掉的，古怪的老太太。

Yeah.

是啊。

Someday I would say today, you know.

總有一天我會說今天，你知道的。

Are you getting through this thing?

你能通過這個東西嗎？

Okay, I know you are with.

好吧，我知道你是與。

I'm gonna call him your lover, Fred Armisen.

我要叫他你的情人，弗雷德-阿米森。

Oh, I wasn't sure.

哦，我不確定。

Which one?

哪一個？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Uh, how are you and Fred doing?

呃，你和弗雷德怎麼樣？

Because this is a strain on couples.

因為這對夫妻來說是一種壓力。

And you, You know, I've known Fred a long time, and I love him.

而你，你知道，我認識弗雷德很長時間了，我愛他。

He's a little eccentric house.

他是個小偏房。

Is he tough to live with during this time of quarantine?

在這段隔離期內，他的生活是否艱難？

You know, he's He's excellent at things like quarantine because he's very organized.

你知道，他在檢疫等方面很出色，因為他很有條理。

You were different.

你是不同的。

I'm like, I'm like a bear.

我就像，我就像一隻熊。

Um, you know, I really like thio hibernate.

嗯，你知道，我真的很喜歡冬眠。

And then I like thio do a lot of activities.

然後我喜歡潮做很多活動。

Uh, friends.

呃，朋友。

More like a white rabbit or something.

更像是一隻白兔什麼的。

He he's taken to wearing jumpsuits.

他... ...他採取了穿連體服。

He has, like jumpsuits and nine colors.

他有，比如連體服和九色。

It's all it's a one z we got a picture.

它是所有它是一個一Z我們得到了一個圖片。

Uh, one of our producers tracked this down.

呃，我們的一個製片人追蹤到了這一點。

This is a picture of Fred in a what looks to be, ah, a scene from the movie Chernobyl.

這是一張弗雷德的照片，看起來像是電影《切爾諾貝利》中的一個場景。

What?

什麼？

It looks like he's coming out of the reactor and saying there's a problem.

他好像從反應堆裡出來說有問題了

This is what this is the feeling I'm getting from this picture.

這就是這張照片給我的感覺。

Is this the one z one of the ones he's that he wears?

這是他穿的那件Z的那件嗎？

Now that's one of the ones is that's a rust.

現在，這是一個是，這是一個生鏽。

He also has a cream of black, a green, a mustard.

他還有一個黑色的奶油，一個綠色的，一個芥末色的。

This is more of a We did your scan and your son.

這更多的是我們做了你的掃描和你的兒子。

We have some bad news for you, but I'm gonna try and cheer you up with this wave.

我們有一些壞消息要告訴你，但我要試著用這一波讓你開心起來。

This is a medical kind of one Z.

這是一種醫學上的一種Z。

This is a real cutie pie character.

這真是一個可愛的角色。

This guy I got to tell you, you know, I'm concerned about something, which is I know that you You told me a while ago I think the last time I saw you that you were going to quit smoking this year.

這個傢伙，我得告訴你，你知道，我擔心的東西，這是我知道你，你告訴我一段時間前，我想最後一次我看到你，你要戒菸今年。

This is a tough year to quit smoking didn't pan out.

今年是個艱難的年份，戒菸沒能成功。

You know, it's it's not the time I was reading a few studies that said it.

你知道，這不是我看了幾個研究報告說的時間。

Actually, it's sort of protects your lungs to smoke because, you know, from cove it because I think it toughens them up.

事實上，它是一種保護你的肺部吸菸，因為，你知道，從海灣它，因為我認為它的鋼筋他們。

Oh, I just thought that medically, it wasn't the best idea of the best time.

哦，我只是覺得從醫學上來說，這不是最好的主意，最好的時間。

Oh, this was that famous Marlboro study that just can't.

哦，這就是那個著名的萬寶路研究，只是不能。

Well, you know, I mean, I just e kind of, you know, that's why you took up smoking.

嗯，你知道，我的意思是，我只是一種， 你知道，這就是為什麼你拿起吸菸。

Yeah, like you, I got all excited.

是啊，和你一樣，我也很興奮。

I thought I gotta toughen up my lungs.

我想我得加強我的肺部。

So looking them up, eh?

所以，找他們，嗯？

So I started chain smoking filtered, unfiltered cigarettes from the 19 thirties.

於是，我從三十年代開始連環抽過濾、不過濾的香菸。

Yeah.

是啊。

This is why Robert Mitchum still alive as we know.

這就是為什麼羅伯特-米徹姆還活著的原因，據我們所知。

Okay, So he's a well known survivor and his patient zero.

好吧，所以他是一個眾所周知的倖存者 和他的病人零。

So this is a obviously these air atrocious times, and you know it z harrowing, that we're all living through this as if it's reasonable.

所以，這顯然是一個這些空氣殘暴的時代，你知道它Z令人痛心，我們都生活在這個彷彿它是合理的。

You know, I actually think in many ways I've never been happier, You know, There's things I don't miss.

你知道，其實我覺得在很多方面 我從來沒有這麼開心過，你知道，有的東西我不想念。

I don't miss.

我不想念。

I never was interested in going a brunch with anyone or meeting somebody for coffee.

我從來沒有興趣和任何人一起去吃早午餐，也沒有興趣和別人一起去喝咖啡。

You know, I'm not a social person.

你知道，我不是一個社交的人。

You're not a very social person.

你不是一個很善於社交的人。

you.

你。

As you said, you like to hibernate.

正如你所說，你喜歡冬眠。

You want to go into a into a cave with a lot of salmon in your belly and just sleep through the winter, right?

你想進一個進山洞，肚子裡有很多三文魚，就這樣睡過冬天，對嗎？

That's what I like.

這就是我喜歡的。

But But Fred is more active, and that keeps me young.

但弗雷德更活躍，這讓我保持年輕。

Could you have more rings on right now?

你現在能不能多戴幾個戒指？

Would that be possible?

這可能嗎？

Is there room for more rings?

還有地方可以放更多的戒指嗎？

I'm gonna level with you.

我跟你說實話

I rarely am out of anything other than, you know, T shirts and panties.

我除了T恤和內褲之外，很少有其他的東西。

Okay, So the idea that I had an opportunity to actually put on all of my rings and that there's no need here for, like a ah, full length, You know what I mean?

好吧，所以我的想法是，我有一個機會 實際上把我所有的戒指，有 沒有必要在這裡，像啊，全長， 你知道我的意思嗎？

That would give any indication of I'm really enjoying that.

這將給任何跡象表明，我真的很喜歡。

Everything is just so surreal.

一切都是那麼的超現實。

Conan.

柯南

I really it doesn't for me.

我真的不喜歡。

Tell me.

告訴我

Tell me, what are the things?

告訴我，是什麼東西？

Because you've told me a lot of what you don't like.

因為你已經告訴了我很多你不喜歡的東西。

What are like the three things you like to do during You know what makes you happy?

在你喜歡做的三件事中，你喜歡做什麼 你知道什麼讓你快樂嗎？

If you just had to boil it down to three things smoking, swimming and Zelda the video game.

如果你非要把它歸結為三樣東西抽菸、游泳和塞爾達這個電子遊戲。

I play that for about I would say 12 hours a day.

我玩這個，我想說一天玩12個小時。

I mean, in place of sleep, because I'm a busy person.

我的意思是，代替睡眠，因為我是一個忙碌的人。

But and yeah, I've been, you know, just periodically renting these, you know, shitty houses in the valley, that air just, you know, they're bad, but they have a pool on because, like, Fred runs around.

但是，是的，我一直，你知道， 只是定期租用這些， 你知道，低劣的房子在山谷， 空氣只是，你知道，他們是壞的， 但他們有一個游泳池上，因為， 像，弗雷德跑來跑去。

But I just moved from, you know, the bed to the balcony, you know, to like, you know, do conference calls and change.

但我只是從，你知道，床到陽臺， 你知道，喜歡，你知道，做電話會議和改變。

It's not a healthy lifestyle.

這不是一種健康的生活方式。

So I've taken Thio getting these, you know, weird places.

所以我帶著Thio去了這些，你知道，奇怪的地方。

And, uh, I love to swim because, you know, my joints in that great.

而且，呃，我喜歡游泳，因為，你知道，我的關節是偉大的。

And, uh, I like to get in the water, move around a Obama quote, like, seven years ago, where he was like, You gotta exercise 20 minutes a day, and so I swim.

而且，呃，我喜歡在水裡， 移動周圍的奧巴馬報價， 像，七年前， 他是這樣的，你得鍛鍊 每天20分鐘， 所以我游泳。

And I think about Obama 20 minutes and then, you know, I play Zelda for another seven hours.

我想奧巴馬20分鐘，然後，你知道，我玩塞爾達另外7小時。

You know, it's so funny because you are a young woman.

你知道，這很有趣，因為你是一個年輕的女人。

You're a young, vibrant woman, but you're coming across only boobs.

你是個年輕有活力的女人，但你的表現只有胸部。

What?

什麼？

I said only in the boobs.

我說只在胸部。

Uh, I got boobs for days.

呃，我有胸部的日子。

I got boobs, like I'm telling you.

我有胸，就像我告訴你的那樣。

Um, but you, you channel, you do channel this woman who's in her sixties and has a Zabar's bag.

嗯，但你，你的管道，你的管道這個女人誰是在她的60多歲，有一個Zabar的包。

Andi is wearing 95 rings and a bunch of cats.

安迪戴著95個戒指和一群貓。

That's who you be.

這就是你的身份

That's somehow times your personality.

這是某種程度上倍於你的個性。

Even though you were this this very young, vibrant, attractive woman it seems like you can't wait to be an old crazy lady.

雖然你是這個這個非常年輕，充滿活力，有吸引力的女人，但似乎你已經迫不及待地想成為一個老瘋婆子了。

You just can't wait, you know?

你就是等不及了，你知道嗎？

And why should I mean, I don't have thio.

為什麼我的意思是，我沒有Thio。

I just feel like, you know, we make up these rules, you know, I think about ah, Young Gary Oldman playing Sid Vicious at the end of sitting and sitting Nancy singing my way.

我只是覺得，你知道，我們制定了這些規則，你知道，我想啊，年輕的加里-奧德曼扮演西德-惡毒在年底坐著，坐在南希唱我的方式。

And I think, you know what's the problem here?

我想，你知道這裡的問題是什麼嗎？

There is no problems, only solutions.

沒有問題，只有解決辦法。

So you get How did you get from Gary Oldman playing Sid Vicious two.

所以你是怎麼從加里-奧德曼扮演的西德-凶惡二。

There are no problems.

沒有問題。

Connection there.

連接那裡。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Come on and get in here, honey, Get in here.

來吧，到這裡來，親愛的，到這裡來。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I want to make sure we talk about Sarah Cooper.

我想確保我們談論莎拉・庫珀。

Everything's fine.

一切都很好。

Of course.

當然了

I'm so glad that that you are behind this project directing this is very exciting because she's obviously this phenomenal talent she blew up online.

我很高興，你是這個項目的背後導演這是非常令人興奮的，因為她顯然是這個現象級的人才，她吹了網上。

I think people are very excited now that she's got this, uh, this project and it's so cool that you're you're directing it.

我想大家都很興奮，現在她得到了這個，呃，這個項目，它是如此的酷，你是你的導演。

Yeah.

是啊。

I mean, I think you know, I have this, uh, this great production company called Animal Pictures.

我的意思是，我想你知道，我有這個，呃， 這個偉大的製作公司叫動物電影。

Uh, with my Rudolph, Uh, I think we sort of felt like, what's the thing to launch this thing?

呃，與我的魯道夫， 呃，我想我們有點覺得像， 什麼是東西推出這個東西？

And all of a sudden, you know, when Sarah hit, uh, she just felt like the only thing that was really resonating are connecting with this moment as faras uh, a feeling of relief that encapsulated the sort of, you know, universal feeling of what the hell is going on here That she was sort of providing some sense of relief, and I think the goal of the special.

突然間，你知道，當莎拉打， 呃，她只是覺得像唯一的事情 這是真正的共鳴 連接與此刻作為faras呃，一種感覺的救濟囊括 排序的，你知道，普遍的感覺 什麼是地獄是怎麼回事在這裡，她是排序 提供一些救濟的感覺， 我認為特別的目標。

You know, we never really say Trump's name in it.

你知道，我們從來沒有真正說過特朗普的名字在裡面。

I think more so than sort of trying toe to comment on something obvious was trying to get to the heart of, you know, this kind of social paranoia and the sort of doom scrolling, sinking feeling that we all have kind of in bed as you're slowly melting into it, wondering where this all ends and, you know, trying thio, you know, tap into that through this kind of network.

我認為比起那種試圖去評論一些明顯的東西更重要的是試圖進入心臟，你知道，這種社會偏執狂和那種厄運滾動，下沉的感覺，我們都有一種在床上，當你慢慢融進它，想知道這一切結束，你知道，試圖Thio，你知道，通過這種網絡挖掘到。

Paddy Chayefsky Sort of as a gag.

帕迪-查耶夫斯基算是一個噱頭。

You know, Fred holds up a sign is her producer.

你知道，弗雷德舉著牌子是她的製片人。

That's, uh, the actual sign from Elia Kazan's face in the crowd.

那是，呃，埃里亞-卡贊在人群中的實際標誌。

You know, to show that the ratings air up, thanks to talking about, you know, sort of shitty politics.

你知道，為了顯示收視率上升，由於談論，你知道，有點低劣的政治。

And I just really think we wanted to kind of tap into the sort of the way that we all feel and sort of Sarah has done an extraordinary job of providing some relief and some sort of explanation to this, uh, absurdity.

我只是真的認為我們想要一種 挖掘到的方式，我們都覺得 和排序的莎拉已經做了一個非凡的工作 提供一些緩解和某種解釋 這一點，呃，荒謬。

I mean, it is so effing weird that we are, you know, that this has become some degree of normal somehow.

我的意思是，它是如此 effing怪異，我們是， 你知道，這已經成為某種程度的正常莫名其妙。

You know, what I really appreciate I appreciate about what she's done is I love silly comedy, and she's able to be very physical and silly and use her abilities to make you laugh and at the same time acknowledge how insane everything is right now.

你知道，我真的很欣賞我欣賞她所做的事情是我喜歡愚蠢的喜劇，她能夠非常身體和愚蠢的，用她的能力讓你笑，同時承認現在的一切是多麼的瘋狂。

Yeah, I mean, it's very, very weird, you know, and it's a it's a real curiosity of, you know, I mean, obviously, you know, I joke, but it's you know, what is what is jokes What is time?

是的，我的意思是，這是非常，非常奇怪的，你知道，這是一個... ...這是一個真正的好奇心，你知道，我的意思是，很明顯，你知道，我的笑話，但它是你知道，什麼是什麼笑話什麼是時間？

What is a future?

什麼是未來？

What is making plans?

什麼是制定計劃？

You know it, Z it's a very weird moment that we're in.

你知道的，Z... ...我們現在所處的時刻非常奇怪。

And it, Zaveri really like levels the playing ground, like we're in this collectively and sort of have to either.

而它，Zaveri真的很喜歡平坦的競爭環境，就像我們在這個集體，有點不得不要麼。

So anyway, you know, jokes aside, I mean, I guess that really is when I say I'm relieved, I'm just relieved to see that we're, you know, we sort of stopped lying other than, of course, the fake news aspect.

所以，無論如何，你知道， 撇開玩笑，我的意思是，我想這真的是 當我說我鬆了一口氣， 我只是鬆了一口氣，看到我們， 你知道，我們那種停止說謊 比，當然，假新聞方面。

We've sort of stopped lying a little bit of the society, which, you know, hopefully gets Thio the heart of the truth.

我們已經算是停止了說謊的社會，這，你知道，希望能得到Thio真相的核心。

And maybe we can, you know, begin to build a bit of world and so on, which is great, because I have so many Children and I need to build a future for them.

也許我們可以，你知道，開始建立一個有點世界等等，這是偉大的，因為我有這麼多的孩子，我需要為他們建立一個未來。

Well, you know what I love.

好吧，你知道我喜歡什麼。

Whenever you're using your hands in zoom, I feel better about our future.

每當你用你的手在變焦的時候，我對我們的未來感覺更好。

So the more the kids cone and the kids I'm not even listening to what you're saying anymore.

所以，孩子們越錐，孩子們我都不聽你說什麼了。

I'm just seeing this and I feel liberated and excited because I want a flat screen TV.

剛看到這裡，我就覺得解放了，興奮了，因為我想買一臺平板電視。

I'm gonna get you a flat screen TV just living a camcorder you need and I'll get it for you.

我給你買一臺平板電視，只是住你需要的攝影機，我給你買。

And you're saying that I No one can beat your prices.

你是說，我沒有人可以打你的價格。

That's I'm very excited about that way.

這是我非常興奮的方式。

Have a clip here from Sarah Cooper.

這裡有一個莎拉-庫珀的片段。

Everything's fine.

一切都很好。

Anything we need to know about this clip before we show it, uh, the duality, the gravitas and the comedy that comes with the one and only the living legend that is Helen Mirren.

在播放之前，我們需要知道關於這個片段的任何事情，呃，雙重性，氣質和喜劇性，這與一個和唯一的活著的傳奇，是海倫-米倫。

And now for our top story, an exclusive look inside that now famous Access Hollywood bus used E moved on her.

現在為我們的頭條新聞，獨家看看現在著名的Access Hollywood巴士內部，用E對她動了手腳。

Actually, she was down in Palm Beach.

事實上，她是在棕櫚灘。

I moved on her and I failed.

我對她動心了，但我失敗了。

I'll admit it.

我承認

I did try and she was married.

我確實試過，她已經結婚了。

Huge news.

巨大的新聞。

Nancy.

南希 Nancy.

No, this was and I moved on her very heavily.

不，這是，我對她動了很重的心思。

In fact, I took her out furniture shopping.

事實上，我帶她出去買傢俱。

She wanted to get some furniture.

她想買一些傢俱。

I said, I'll show you would have some nice furniture.

我說，我給你看會有一些不錯的傢俱。

I took her friendship.

我接受了她的友誼。

I moved on her like a bitch.

我像個婊子一樣離開了她。

I couldn't get there and she was married and all of a sudden I see her.

我到不了那裡，她已經結婚了，突然間我看到了她。

She's now got the big phony tits and everything.

她現在有了大假奶和一切。

She's totally changed her.

她完全改變了她。

Look, she's your girls hottest shit in the purple.

你看，她是你的女孩最熱門的狗屎在紫色。

Whoa!

哇！

Whoa!

哇！

Yes!

是的！

No, Donald is good.

不，唐納德是好的。

Oh, my man.

哦，我的男人。

And we're back.

我們回來了

Huh?

咦？

That was a great clip.

這是一個偉大的剪輯。