Name: 斯蒂芬-A.笑談牛仔隊的掙扎，解釋為什麼卡森-溫茨需要獲勝｜第一時間。 (Stephen A. laughs at the Cowboys' struggles to explain why Carson Wentz needs to win | First Take)
Uploaded: 2020-10-29T18:57:11.000Z
Duration: 7 min 5 s

So the Dallas Cowboys have the worst defense in football.

所以達拉斯牛仔隊的防守是美式足球中最差的。

好吧，足球界最差的跑動防守。

One of the top worst five worst defense is in yards allowed.

防守最差的五名之一是在碼數上。

Can't get to quarterback cancer Quarterback can't defend anybody in the secondary, etcetera, etcetera.

到不了四分衛癌四分衛在二隊誰也防不住，等等等等。

Ezekiel Elliott, clearly his nose dive primarily because you got an offensive line that's completely obliterated injury wise, and as a result, you got some subs and just ain't ready for the challenge.

埃齊基爾-埃利奧特，很明顯，他的鼻子跳了下去，主要是因為你的進攻線完全被傷病抹殺了，結果，你得到了一些替補球員，只是沒有準備好迎接挑戰。

With a new coach that the players ain't feeling to begin with with the owner slash gm does cussing out radio host.

有了新的教練，球員們也沒有感覺，開始與老闆和總經理一起罵電臺主持人。

Can you imagine what Max will be here saying about Carson Wentz?

你能想象Max會在這裡說什麼Carson Wentz嗎？

If he loses it, Carson Wentz loses to these cowboys.

如果他輸了，卡森-溫茨就會輸給這些牛仔。

I mean, who they had to look it up because I'll be damned if I knew who is the quarterback for the for the Dallas Cowboy bed.

我的意思是，他們不得不去查，因為如果我知道誰是達拉斯牛仔隊床上的四分衛，我就會被詛咒。

First time I heard that name is a quarterback in the National Football League.

第一次聽說這個名字是國足的四分衛。

Carson Wentz can go into a football game against the hated rival division nemesis known as the Dallas Cowboys.

卡森-溫茨可以去參加一場足球比賽，對手是被稱為達拉斯牛仔隊的討厭的對手師剋星。

That's got no solves on your offensive line.

這對你的進攻線來說是無解的。

Not even Andy going do new chief playing quarterback.

甚至安迪都不會做新的首席打四分衛。

Okay, alright and a defense that's virtually non existent with a coach with a coach steady, the players ain't feeling a defensive coordinator.

好吧，好吧，還有一個幾乎不存在的防守，有一個穩定的教練，球員們是感覺不到防守協調員的。

That's get Tabasco sauce courting his eyes during a press conference on an older slash GM.

這是得到塔巴斯科醬求愛他的眼睛在新聞發佈會上一個老斜槓總經理。

That's cutting out radio host to show his attitude and more fire than the players show.

那是切出電臺主持人來表明自己的態度，比球員表現的更火爆。

When Andy Dalton got knocked upside his head and cost, it went can afford the Luther that teeth, please, he better win this game.

當安迪-道爾頓被撞得頭破血流的時候，它去對得起盧瑟那顆牙齒，請他最好能贏得這場比賽。

If there was ever a game that Carson with had better win it, could you imagine?

如果有一場比賽，卡森與最好能贏，你能想象嗎？

Could you imagine Max you if Carson with him, you coming here Monday and Carson Wentz lost the been DeNucci e just break up Vasco's back in the day with the new cheese used to break up Vasco's back in the day.

你能想象麥克斯你如果卡森和他在一起，你週一來這裡，卡森-溫茨失去了被德努奇e只是分手瓦斯科的一天，用新的奶酪用來分手瓦斯科的一天。

Little bitty gruesome Boston's DeNucci is this hilarious?

小編可怕波士頓的德努奇有這麼搞笑嗎？

All the pressures on costs and wet look better not lose this game.

所有的成本壓力和溼看最好不要輸掉這場比賽。

You made a very good case, but you're wrong.

I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen already.

我已經要告訴你會發生什麼了。

If Carson Wentz somehow lost this game, all the Carson Wentz apologists would come out of the woodwork.

如果卡森-溫茨莫名其妙地輸掉這場比賽，所有卡森-溫茨的辯護者都會出來。

Well, that Oh, yeah, I know time is the same thing.

哦，是的，我知道時間是同樣的東西。

Carson Wentz was squeaking by teams just like the Dallas Cowboys last season.

卡森-溫茨上賽季就像達拉斯牛仔隊一樣，被各隊擠兌。

Washington The Giants squeaking by those teams and every single quarterback in the division last year, and we're talking about a rookie and Daniel Jones backups on Washington.

華盛頓巨人隊去年被那些球隊和分區的每一個四分衛僥倖逃脫，我們正在談論華盛頓的新秀和丹尼爾-瓊斯的備份。

All those quarterbacks did better against the teams that went was squeaking by then.

所有這些四分衛對陣的球隊都做得比較好，到那時去是吱吱作響。

And yet I used to come on at every Monday, and you all were talking about how great Wences he should be in the M V p conversation.

但我以前每週一都會來，你們都在談論Wences有多偉大，他應該在M V P的談話中。

I already know what once was gonna do against the Cowboys what he always does.

我已經知道他在對陣牛仔隊的時候會做什麼了，他總是這樣。

He'll have one amazing Patrick Mahomes level throw.

他將會有一個驚人的帕特里克-馬霍姆斯級別的投球。

He'll have three or four good ones, and then the rest will be poor execution and questionable decisions.

他會有三四個好的，然後剩下的就是執行力差，決策有問題。

That should still be enough to beat the Cowboys.

這應該還是足以擊敗牛仔隊的。

Smith, Dan Orlovsky, maybe you, Damien, are gonna come out and start defending Carson Wentz.

史密斯，丹-奧洛夫斯基，也許你，達米安，會出來開始為卡森-溫茨辯護。

So, in fact, while it should listen, is there pressure on McCarthy?

所以，其實在應該聽話的同時，麥卡錫是否有壓力？

He's dead last, and everything on the defense event doesn't have something to do with head coach.

他是最後一名，一切的防守事件都和主教練沒有關係。

He still has Ezekiel Elliott, who somehow forgot to play how to play football.

他還有伊齊基爾-埃利奧特，他不知為何忘記了如何踢球。

All of a sudden, he still has offensive weapons and receivers.

突然間，他還有進攻武器和接應者。

You would think like it's one thing to lose.

Max, Max, Max, Steven and I don't even know how to read and respond to this.

麥克斯，麥克斯，麥克斯，史蒂文，我都不知道該怎麼看和迴應這個問題。

I think that this conversation you have replaced Tom Brady with Carson Wentz because your level of obsession with Carson Wentz now is just through the Oh, hell, How the hell could you possibly say in this scenario that more pressure is on Mike McCarthy than it is on Carson Wentz?

我覺得這次談話你把湯姆-布雷迪換成了卡森-溫茨，因為你現在對卡森-溫茨的痴迷程度實在是透了哦，見鬼，在這種情況下你怎麼可能說邁克-麥卡錫的壓力比卡森-溫茨的壓力大呢？

They already talked about how everything in Dallas is in disarray.

他們已經說過達拉斯的一切都亂套了。

A rookie quarterback, third string quarterback is in for the Dallas Cowboys.

達拉斯牛仔隊的新秀四分衛、三線衛在。

And you're gonna sit here and talk about the pressure's off Mike McCarthy.

而你卻要坐在這裡談論Mike McCarthy的壓力。

I don't actually, I have high hopes for Carson.

其實不然，我對卡森寄予厚望。

I'm just trying to figure this thing out with you.

我只是想和你一起想辦法解決這個問題。

What is your obsession with Carson watch?

The only obsession is I see elite top five talent and mid pack results, and I'm being honest about it appear to be the only one.

唯一的困擾是我看到精英前五的人才和中包的結果，我說實話似乎只有這一個。

Look, if they somehow lose to Dallas, you guys are all gonna come out here and start making excuses.

如果他們輸給達拉斯，你們就會出來找藉口。

But everything you just said about the cowboys, you know what?

但你剛才說的關於牛仔的一切，你知道嗎？

The worst part about it is when you see everyone's dead last in defense and then also, they can't do anything offensively.

最糟糕的是，當你看到每個人都是防守的最後一名，然後也是，他們在進攻上什麼都做不了。

It gives the impression that the team what quit, right?

這給人的感覺是什麼團隊不幹了，對吧？

This is what we were saying about the Dolphins early last year and two floors.

這就是我們去年年初說的海豚和兩樓。

His credit coach got that team by the end of the season to be competitive.

他的功勞教練在賽季結束前讓那支球隊有了競爭力。

But early on we were all saying, This is an indictment, man.

但早期我們都在說，這是一個起訴書，夥計。

They don't look like they want to play for him.

他們看起來不像是想為他效力。

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