Name: 切爾西漢德勒陷入大檢疫低潮期 (Chelsea Handler Is In A Big Quarantine Slump)
Uploaded: 2020-10-29T18:17:14.000Z
Duration: 9 min 11 s

>> 詹姆斯。我們很高興見到你。

BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU WAS, IT WAS VERY, VERY EARLY

因為我最後一次見你，是在很早很早的時候

>> James: WE WERE BOTH ON A WALK AT THE SORT OF TOP OF MY

>> 詹姆斯。我們都在散步 在我的頂部的地方。

>> WHICH IS THE FIRST TRICKY PART OF THE STORY.

LIKE WHEN HAVE WE EVER, EVER BUMPED INTO EACH OTHER ON A WALK

就像我們什麼時候在散步的時候撞到過對方一樣

>> BEFORE COVID I DON'T THINK I EVER TOOK A WALK.

>> 在科維德之前，我不認為我曾經散步。

>> 詹姆斯。不，沒有人這樣做。

BUT ALSO THERE WERE A FEW PEOPLE, BECAUSE IT WAS A HIKE AT

但也有一些人，因為它是一個徒步旅行，在

PEOPLE WERE WALKING AROUND GOING, WELL, I GUESS IN IS WHAT

人們走來走去，嗯，我想在是什麼。

我們現在做的，只是走了一圈。

>> WALK AND-- AND THEN THAT WAS RIGHT BEFORE THE MASKS, THE

>> 然後就在面具前走來走去，然後就在面具前走來走去，然後就在面具前走來走去。

SERIOUS THING, SO PEOPLE WERE SILL FREE STYLING IT.

嚴肅的事情，所以人們都是免費的造型。

AND ONCE YOU HAD TO WEAR THE MASK AND WALKING I'M LIKE I'M

一旦你不得不戴上面具，走在路上，我就像我一樣。

DONE WALKING, IT WAS LIKE TALK WITH SOMEBODY WHILE YOU ARE

走著走著，就像跟別人說話一樣，當你在

SPITTING ON YOURSELF, MY MASKS AL SMELL LIKE CANNABIS, EVERY

吐在自己身上，我的面具聞起來像甘蔗，每一個

THIS IS WHAT SOMEBODY IS DEALING WITH ALL THE TIME.

這就是有些人一直在處理的事情。

>> James: THAT SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL, CAN I

>> 詹姆斯。這聽起來絕對是美麗的，我可以。

>> James: JUST SO I CAN HAVE THAT SENSATION.

>> 詹姆斯。只是為了讓我能有這樣的感覺。

>> Reggie: OF COURSE SWRZ I WOULD LOVE THAT.

>> 雷吉：當然，SWRZ和會喜歡的。

>> REG, WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE, RIGHT, YOU CAN HEAR ME, RIGHT?

>> REG，我們在同一頁上，對吧，你能聽到我的聲音，對吧？

>> James: WELL, YOU ARE NATURALLY I THINK A VERY SOCIAL

>> 詹姆斯。我覺得你天生就是一個很有社會責任感的人。

PERSON, YOU LIKE HAVING PLANS, YOU LIKE GOING OUT.

人，你喜歡有計劃，你喜歡出去。

HOW IS YOUR SOCIAL LIFE AND YOUR DATING LIFE, HOW HAS IT CHANGED

你的社交生活和約會生活如何，有什麼變化？

>> WELL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN A REALLY LONG TIME.

>> 好吧，我已經很久沒有做愛了。

我的意思是，自從科維德開始。

>> I THINK MARCH, I WENT SKIING LAST YEAR IN MARCH.

>> 我想是三月，我去年三月去滑雪了。

I WAS ON A SKI DATE WEEKEND AND THAT WAS THE LAST TIME THAT I

我週末去滑雪約會，那是我最後一次去滑雪

>> ACTUALLY I TAKE THATK BA, FASSAL PENETRATION I HAVE HAD A

>> 其實我採取的是那個K BA，快速的PENETRATION我已經有了。

LOT OF BECAUSE OF THE DING BUT THAT IS THE NO NOT THE SAME

很多的原因的晚餐，但這是沒有不一樣的。

THING, YOU KNOW THAT IS NOT THE SAME THING.

>> James: NO, IT TURNS ME ON BUT IT DOESN'T GET ME THE WHOLE

>> 詹姆斯。不，它讓我興奮，但它沒有得到我的全部。

>> IT IS LIKE HALF A STORY, WE ARE LIKE CAN WE LAND THE PLANE

>> 這就像一個故事的一半，我們就像我們可以降落的飛機。

AND FINISH THUP ON THE OTHER SIDE OR BACK BACK AROUND,

>> James: SO DO YOU LOOK BACK ON THE SKI TRIP AND THINK OH, I

>> 詹姆斯。所以，你回頭看看滑雪之旅，覺得哦，我。

>> I SHOULD HAVE HAD MORE SEX THAT WEEKEND.

>> 我應該在那個週末多做幾次。

>> NO, I DON'T THINK ABOUT IT THAT WAY, I JUST THINK WHEN ARE

>> 不，我不這麼想，我只是想，什麼時候...

WE GOING TO GET TO A REGULAR PLACE AGAIN.

HAVE I DPON ON A COUPLE OF SOCIAL DISTANCING WALKING DATES

我有沒有參加過幾次遠足社交活動？

其中，甚至比他們的聲音更令人毛骨悚然。

I DON'T WANT TO GO ON A WALK TO GETS TO KNOW SFNLT I WANT TO

我不想去散步，去認識SFNLT，我想要

SO I HAVE A NICE BACKYARD SO I CAN INVITE PEOPLE THERE.

所以我有一個漂亮的後院，所以我可以邀請人們去那裡。

BUT I HAVEN'T MET, I HAVE BEEN TEST THE WATERS A LITTLE BUT I

但我還沒有見過，我已經測試了一下水，但我。

HAVE TO MEET SOMEBODY, THE LAST GUY I THOUGHT SOMETHING COULD

必須要見一個人，最後一個我認為可以的人。

HAPPEN WITH SAID THAT HE DOESN'T THINK MASKS WORK.

SO OBVIOUSLY I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH SOMEBODY WHO SAYS I DON'T

所以很明顯，我不能和那些說我不喜歡的人做愛

THINK MASKS, WITHOUT, ONCE YOU SAY THAT, I DON'T CARE IF YOU

思考面具，沒有，一旦你這麼說，我就不在乎你是不是

CHANGE YOUR MIND, I CAN'T DO IT, IT'S TOO STUPID.

改變你的想法，我不能這樣做，這太愚蠢了。

>> IT COULD BE BRAD PITT AND WOULD YOU BE LIKE NO.

>> 它可能是布拉德皮特，你會不會像NO.

>> NO, I TOLD HIM KNOW SEVERAL TIMES, HE KNOWS HOW I FEEL.

>> 不，我告訴他知道好幾次了，他知道我的感受。

>> 詹姆斯。不，我相信，布拉德皮特。

>> HI SEX WITH HIM TWICE BEFORE I GOT HERE TODAY.

>> 在我今天來這裡之前，和他做了兩次愛。

>> James: SURE, REALLY NOTHING SINCE MARCH.

>> 詹姆斯。當然，從三月開始就沒有了。

>> NO, THERE IS NOT A LOT HAPPENING, YOU KNOW, I MEAN I'M

>> 不，沒有很多事情發生，你知道，我的意思是我是

OPEN TO IT FOR SURE BUT I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE, A LOT OF PEOPLE

當然，我認為很多人，很多人都可以接受

MY NIECES AND NEPHEWS HAVE GIRLFRIENDS AND BOYFRIENDS, HEY,

我的侄子和侄女有女朋友和男朋友，嘿。

I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE A CROTCH ETY OLD AUNT BUT LIKE

我不想聽起來像一個 CROTCH ETY的老阿姨，但喜歡。

WHEN AM I GOING TO GET MINE, WATCHING YOUR 21 YEAR OLD NIECE

我什麼時候才能得到我的，看著你21歲的小妮子。

HOOKUP WITH A BLOI FRIEND AND TRYING TO BE HAPPY FOR HER, I

勾搭與BLOI朋友，並試圖為她幸福，我。

SO BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE HOOKING UP DURING COVID AND

所以，但很多人都是在科維德和期間勾搭。

HALLELUJAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, I AM HAPPY FOR PEOPLE, I'M

哈利路亞，你知道我的意思，我為人們感到高興，我...

WE ALL NEED WHATEVER COMFORT WE CAN GET THESE DAYS.

這些天我們都需要儘可能的安慰。

>> SURE, YOU HAVE BEEN SEEKING KART IN QUITE INTERESTING WAYS

>> 當然，你一直在尋找卡丁車的有趣方式。

BECAUSE IS THIS WHY, YOU RECENTLY WENT ON A SILENT

因為這就是為什麼，你最近默默地走了。

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切爾西漢德勒陷入大檢疫低潮期 (Chelsea Handler Is In A Big Quarantine Slump)

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