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  • NOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, IAN, REGGIE, BUT I MAKE A POINT NOT

    現在我不知道你,IAN,REGGIE,但我想說的是,我不知道你的想法。

  • TO READ ANY COMMENTS ABOUT MYSELF OR ABOUT THE SHOW ON

    閱讀任何關於我自己或節目的評論

  • SOCIAL MEDIA.

    社會媒體:

  • IT IS JUST A LITTLE THING THAT I CALL SELF-CARE, OKAY.

    這只是一個小東西,我叫自我保健,好嗎。

  • BUT AFTER THE PAST FEW MONTHS THERE HAS BEEN A TREND ONLINE

    但在過去的幾個月裡,網上出現了一種趨勢。

  • THAT I HAVE FRANKLY BEEN UNABLE TO IGNORE.

    我一直都無法忽視這一點。

  • AS YOU CAN SEE, HERE I HAVE HAD THOUSANDS OF COMMENTS ON

    你可以看到,這裡我已經有成千上萬的評論,在

  • TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, YOUTUBE, INSISTING THAT I KIDNAP ONE

    微博,INSAGRAM,YOUTUBE,堅持讓我綁架一個。

  • DIRECTION.

    方向:

  • IT'S ALL MY FEED.

    這都是我的飼料。

  • IS YOU KNOW THAT THEY HAVE APPEARED WILLINGLY ON THE SHOW

    你知道他們只在節目中出現過嗎?

  • BEFORE, RIGHT.

    前,右。

  • AND I'M NOT GOING TO BRAG, I DO HAVE THEIR PHONE NUMBERS, OKAY.

    我不是去吹牛, 我有他們的電話號碼,好嗎。

  • SO MAYBE YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT, IT IS WAY EASIER TO DETERMINE THEIR

    所以也許你們是對的,這是更容易確定他們的。

  • RESPECTIVE LOCATIONS, LEAVE MY FAMILY, FLY TO DIFFERENT

    尊敬的地點,離開我的家人,飛到不同的地方。

  • COUNTRIES ALL OVER ITS WORLD DURING A PANDEMIC, KIDNAP THEM,

    世界各地的國家在大恐慌期間,綁架他們。

  • AND FORCE THEM TO SING NIGHT CHANGES IN MY CAR.

    強迫他們在我的車裡唱夜曲。

  • AND WE ALREADY KNOW THAT ONE DIRECTION HAS ENOUGH TO WORRY

    我們已經知道,一個方向有足夠的擔心。

  • ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO KIDNAPPING.

    關於什麼時候綁架,

  • YOU KNOW?

    你知道嗎?

  • I MEAN EVERYBODY WANNA STEAL THEIR GIRL, EVERYBODY WANT TO

    我的意思是,每個人都想偷自己的女孩,每個人都想。

  • TAKE HER HEART AWAY.

    TAKE HER HEART AWAY.

  • WHY WOULD WE WANT TO ADD TO THAT.

    我們為什麼要在這上面做文章。

  • I LOOK INTO IT, AND ON AVERAGE THE SHOW HAS BEEN GETTING OVER

    我研究了一下,平均來說,這個節目已經結束了。

  • 300 YOUTUBE COMMENTS PER WEEK ABOUT ME KIDNAPPING ONE

    每週300條關於我綁架一個人的YOUTUBE評論。

  • DIRECTION.

    方向:

  • AND I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS, THE MORE PEOPLE ASK ME TO KIDNAP THE

    我想說的是,越多的人要求我綁架...

  • BOYS, THE LESS LIKELY I AM TO DO IT.

    孩子們,我越是不可能做到這一點。

  • YOU ARE KILLING ANY ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.

    你正在殺死任何元素的驚喜。

  • AND SURPRISE IS A MAJOR FACTOR WHEN KIDNAPPING SOMEONE.

    在綁架某人時,驚喜是一個重要的因素。

  • (LAUGHTER) IN THE HISTORY OF KIDNAPPING, I

    在綁架的歷史上,我...

  • DON'T THINK ANY OF THEM HAVE ORIGINATED FROM A FAN ACCOUNT

    別以為這些都是粉絲賬戶裡的東西。

  • RELENTLESSLY SUGGESTING THAT A CRIME TAKE PLACE.

    熱情地暗示犯罪行為的發生。

  • OKAY?

    好嗎?

  • AND IT IS A CRIME.

    這是一個犯罪。

  • AND I DON'T WANT TO SEEM INSINCERE.

    我不想讓人覺得我很不認真。

  • I DON'T WE HAVE SOME OF THE MOST DEDICATED VIEWERS AND I AM SO

    我不,我們有一些最忠實的觀眾,我很。

  • THANKFUL FOR THAT.

    感激不盡。

  • WHAT I AM NOT THANKFUL FOR IS THIS PERSON EVERY DAY FOR A

    我不感謝的是這個人,每天都是這樣。

  • STRAIGHT WEEK ASKING FOR JAMES CORDON, SPELLED INCORRECTLY, TO

    直線周要求詹姆斯-科頓,拼寫不正確的,到。

  • KIDNAP ONE DIRECTION AND PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER.

    綁架一個方向,然後把它們放在一起。

  • PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER.

    把它們放在一起。

  • THIS IS A BOY BAND, NOT HUMPY DUMPY.

    這是一個男孩的樂隊,而不是HUMPY DUMPY。

  • THEY POSTED THIS SAME MESSAGE EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK, EVEN EMAIL

    他們發佈了這個相同的消息每天一個星期,甚至電子郵件。

  • SPAMMERS FROM NIGERIA SAW THOSE POST AND SAID GIVE IT A REST,

    來自尼日利亞的垃圾郵件發送者看到這些帖子,說讓它休息一下。

  • THIS IS OVERKILL.

    這是殺戮。

  • AND I KNOW MANY OF YOU HAVE ASKED NICELY LIKE KAYLIE A WHO

    我知道你們中的很多人都問過像凱莉這樣的問題。

  • SIMPLY WROTE DON'T BE SHY, KIDNAP ONE DIRECTION.

    簡單的寫了不要害羞,綁架一個方向。

  • AND CAYLY, IT IS NOT SHYNESS.

    而Cayly,這不是害羞。

  • I AM NOT SHY.

    我不害羞。

  • I AM JUST AMAZING AT LOOKING LIKE I MIGHT HAVE A CHEEKY

    我只是驚訝於看起來像我可能有一個頰,

  • LITTLE SECRET.

    小小的祕密。

  • (LAUGHTER) YOU KNOW WHO ELSE ISN'T SHY.

    你知道誰不害羞嗎?

  • ISSA FRANCISCO WHO HAD THE NERVE TO POST THIS COMMENT, JAMES,

    ISSA FRANCISCO誰有膽量發佈這條評論,詹姆斯。

  • WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE MOST

    你還在等什麼,你知道你是最棒的。

  • POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD, KIDNAP THE 1D BOYS AND FORCE

    世界上最強大的人,綁架1D男孩,並迫使。

  • THEM TO REUNIT AGAIN.

    他們再次團聚。

  • YOU WOULD SAVE 2020.

    你會節省2020年。

  • YES, OKAY, I AM THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD.

    是的,好的,我是世界上最有力量的人。

  • THAT'S WHY I AM ON CBS RIGHT NOW AT 1:00 IN THE MORNING.

    這就是為什麼我現在在凌晨1點上CBS的節目。

  • (LAUGHTER) WHICH IS WHERE ALL OF THE MOST

    (笑) 這也是所有的最重要的地方

  • POWERFUL MEN IN THE WORLD GATHER.

    世界上的強者們聚集在一起。

  • STAY TUNED FOR JEFF BEZOS SHOW RIGHT AFTER THIS, OKAY.

    留意傑夫BEZOS秀之後,OKAY。

  • NOW I HEAR YOU, LOOK, I WOULD LOVE TO SAVE 2020.

    現在我聽到了,聽著,我很想拯救2020年。

  • I WOULD.

    我想。

  • BUT IN ALL HONESTY THE BEST I CAN DO IS PROBABLY GET THEM TO

    但說實話,我能做的最好的事情是可能讓他們去

  • RE-RELEASE THEIR TOOTHPASTE LINE, OKAY.

    重新發布他們的牙膏線,好嗎。

  • I'M SORRY.

    我很抱歉。

  • AND SOME PEOPLE HAVEN'T EVEN STOPPED AT ME, ONE PERSON WENT

    有些人甚至沒有停留在我身上,一個人去了。

  • AS FAR AS TO ASK PRESIDENT TRUMP TO MAKE ME ONE DIRECTIONS

    至於請川普總統給我一個訓示。

  • MANAGER.

    經理:

  • IN REPLYING TO TRUMP COMPLAIN BEING TWITTER TRENDING

    在回覆特朗普抱怨是TWITTER的趨勢。

  • TOING@QUETZAIL WROTE THIS WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU, WE ARE

    [email protected]寫了這個,我們不是在說你,我們是在說你。

  • TALKING ABOUT ONE DIRECTION.

    談論一個方向。

  • ALSO I WILL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU MAKE THEM COME BACK AND MAKE

    我也會原諒你,如果你讓他們回來,並使

  • JAMES CORDEN THEIR MANAGER.

    JAMES CORDEN 他們的經理:

  • I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I DON'T THINK TRUMP IS VERY GOD AT

    我不想告訴你,但我認為特朗普不是上帝。

  • BRINGING ANYBODY TOGETHER, OKAY.

    召集大家一起,好嗎。

  • IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, HONESTLY, NOTHING WOULD GIVEME MORE

    在所有的認真,誠實,沒有什麼會給我更多的。

  • PLEASURE THAN TO SEE ONE DIRECTION REUNIT.

    很高興看到 "第一方向 "重聚。

  • I THINK ABOUT IT AS MUCH AS YOU DO.

    我和你一樣在想這個問題。

  • I LOVE THOSE BOYS WITH ALL OF MY HEART.

    我全心全意地愛著這些男孩。

  • BUT HONESTLY, I SIMPLY CAN NOT COMMIT A CRIME, OKAY.

    但說實話,我簡單地不能犯罪,好嗎。

  • AND I AM HONORED THAT YOU WANT ME TO BE THE PERSON TO BRING

    我很榮幸,你想讓我成為帶你來的人。

  • THEM BACK TOGETHER BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT, YOU AND ME, WE GOT A

    他們回到一起,因為讓我們面對現實,你和我,我們有一個。

  • WHOLE LOT OF HISTORY BUT UNTIL THAT SWEET, SWEET DAY, WHEN WE

    很多的歷史,但直到那一天,甜蜜的,甜蜜的一天,當我們

  • CAN ALL BE TOGETHER AGAIN, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE FOR ENJOYING

    我們又可以在一起了,我們只需要滿足於享受。

  • THE INCREDIBLE MEMORIES WE'VE ALREADY MADE.

    我們已經做的不可思議的記憶。

  • WHICH HI, I'M HARRY.

    嗨,我是哈里。

  • >> I'M NICE.

    >> 我很好。

  • >> I'M GLAIM.

    >> 我是GLAIM。

  • >> I'M LIAM I'M LOUIE.

    >> 我是利亞姆我是路易。

  • >> AND WE'RE ONE DIRECTION, WE'LL BE WATCHING THE "LATE,

    >> 我們是一個方向,我們將觀看 "晚些時候,"。

  • LATE SHOW" FEATURING JAMES CORDEN.

    晚間秀 "由詹姆斯-科登主演。

  • >> ONE DIRECTION.

    >> 一個方向。

  • >> HARRY, LIAM, LOUIS AND NICE, ONE DIRECTION.

    >> 哈里,利亞姆,路易斯和尼斯,一個方向。

  • >> I NEED SOMEONE TO BE MY CAT.

    >> 我需要有人做我的貓。

  • >> COME AND AND BE PIE.

    >> 來吧,併成為餡餅。

  • >> SO THE CAT DOESN'T.

    >> 所以貓不。

  • >> SEATBELTS ON, IF ANYONE NEEDS A WEE.

    >> 繫好安全帶,如果有人需要的話。

  • >> I NEED A WEE.

    >> 我需要一個星期。

  • >> HOLD IT.

    >> 握住它。

  • >> WAKING UP.

    >> 醒來。

  • WITHOUT YOU.

    #沒有你。

  • ♪ I CAN'T CONTAIN IT ANY MORE.

    我再也忍不住了。

  • ♪ ♪ WANT TO GET SOME FOOD.

    想得到一些食物。

  • >> WHAT WOULD WE LIKE TO EAT, BOYS.

    >> 我們想吃什麼,孩子們。

  • >> 10 PIECE NUGGET.

    >> 10片NUGGET。

  • >> 10 PIECE NUGGET.

    >> 10片NUGGET。

  • >> I WILL HAVE A BIG Mac.

    >> 我將有一個大的Mac。

  • >> AND AN ICED TEA.

    >> 還有一杯冰茶。

  • >> AND AN ICED TEA.

    >> 還有一杯冰茶。

  • >> CAN I HAVE AW SAUSAGE McMUFFIN WITH EGGS WITH TWO

    >> 我可以吃到 AW 蛋黃酥嗎?

  • HASH BROWNS AND A CHOCOLATE MILK PLEASE.

    薯餅和巧克力牛奶,請。

  • >> WHAT AM I.

    >> 我是什麼。

  • >> WE ARE GOING TO PLAY TATTOO ROULETTE WHERE ONE OF US TONIGHT

    >> 我們今晚要在哪裡玩韃靼滾球遊戲

  • IS GOING TO LEAVE WITH A TATTOO.

    是要離開與紋身。

  • I MEAN-- SAUSAGE.

    我是說... 醬汁。

  • >> McMUFFIN.

    >> McMUFFIN.

  • NUGGETS.

    NuggETS。

  • >> CAN I GIVE THAT YOU BACK.

    >> 我可以把它還給你嗎?

  • >> THANK YOU.

    >> 謝謝你。

  • >> NO WORRIES, SON, I MEAN LIAM.

    >> 沒有擔心,兒子,我的意思是利亞姆。

  • >> WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY DODGEBALL, WELL, THEY ARE GOING

    >> 我們不知道怎麼打飛鏢,好吧,他們要去。

  • TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY DODGEBALL WHEN WE ARE SMASHING OUR BALLS

    當我們打球的時候,要知道如何打DODGEBALL。

  • IN THEIR FACES.

    在他們的臉上。

  • STAY WITH ME, COME ON.

    留在我身邊,來吧。

  • >> JAMES DEFINITELY HAS AN UNORTHODOX WAY OF COACHING.

    >> 詹姆斯確實有一種非正統的執教方式。

  • >> FROM THIS MINUTE ON THE-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, NILE.

    >> 從這一刻起... 你在做什麼, 尼勒.

  • >> REVEAL THE TATTOO NOW, HERE IT IS.

    >> 揭開紋身,現在,這裡是。

  • OH MY GOODNESS.

    哦,我的天哪。

  • >> RIGHT TO THE SHOWER.

    >> 右邊的浴室。

NOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, IAN, REGGIE, BUT I MAKE A POINT NOT

現在我不知道你,IAN,REGGIE,但我想說的是,我不知道你的想法。

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我們不能綁架和重聚一個方向。 (We Cannot Kidnap & Reunite One Direction)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2020 年 10 月 28 日
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