Name: 特朗普舉行超級傳播者集會並抱怨科維德，而喬-拜登則提出了一個競爭性的願景。 (Trump Holds Superspreader Rallies And Whines About Covid While Joe Biden Offers A Competing Vision)
Uploaded: 2020-10-28T19:16:45.000Z
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>> Stephen: HOLLOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

>> Stephen:女士們，女士們，先生們，

我是你的主播，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

FOLKS, THE 2020 ELECTION IS ONE WEEK AWAY.

夥計們，2020年的選舉還有一個星期就開始了。

MARK YOUR CALENDARS, AND THEN GET A BETTER CALENDAR.

標記你的日曆，然後得到一個更好的日曆。

ON NOVEMBER 3, I WILL HAVE A LIVE ELECTION NIGHT SPECIAL ON

11月3日，我將有一個直播選舉之夜特別在

AND, YES, BECAUSE IT IS PAY CABLE, I'M WILLING TO DO FULL

而且，是的，因為它是付費有線電視，我願意做完整的

NUDITY AS LONG AS IT IS TASTEFUL, IN KEEPING WITH MY

只要是美味的裸體，就符合我的要求。

CHARACTER, AND FORWARDS THE PLOT OF THE RESULTS FROM

性格，並提出了結果的情節，從。

PENNSYLVANIA -- WHICH I HEAR IS GOING TO BE A CLOSE SHAVE, WHICH

賓夕法尼亞州 - 我聽說將是一個近距離的剃鬚，其中

SO FAR, BIDEN IS AHEAD IN THE POLLS AND IN THE EARLY VOTING.

到目前為止，比登在民意調查和早期投票中領先。

AND, APPARENTLY, THE SECRET TO BIDEN'S LEAD IS THAT PEOPLE FIND

而且，顯然，比登領先的祕密是，人們發現了。

OKAY, SO, PEOPLE LIKE BIDEN BECAUSE HE'S LIKABLE.

好吧，所以，人們喜歡比登，因為他是可愛的。

THOUGH, TO BE FAIR, ANYONE CAN SEEM LIKABLE NEXT TO DONALD

不過，說句公道話，任何人都可以在唐納德身邊顯得很可愛。

BUT THE BIGGEST NEWS IN THE ELECTION IS THE CORONAVIRUS, AND

但是，選舉中最大的新聞是冠狀動脈，和。

AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF:

我將在今晚的節目中告訴你們：

"抓住第三次浪潮：無盡的繁榮。"

>> Stephen: I JUST KEEP TALKING AND HE STAYS THERE?

>> 史蒂芬：我只是不停地說話，他卻一直在那裡？

IN THE PAST WEEK-- I WASN'T SURE-- THE U.S. AVERAGED OVER

在過去的一週裡，我不確定... ... 美國平均超過了...

70,000 NEW CASES A DAY, THE MOST IN ANY SEVEN-DAY STRETCH IN THE

每天新增70,000個病例，是歷次七天內新增病例最多的一次。

特別是在搖擺州的情況下，更是糟糕。

新的傳染病在威斯康星州肆虐。

THINGS ARE SO BAD THAT WISCONSIN IT HAS CHANGED ITS STATE MOTTO

事情如此糟糕，以至於威斯康星州已經改變了它的州際公路。

TRUMP'S PANDEMIC APPROVAL RATING IN THE BADGER STATE HAS DROPPED

特朗普在巴德克州的支持率下降了

POLLS HAVE FOUND THAT HOLDING RALLIES IN DEFIANCE OF

民意調查發現，舉行集會是為了反抗。

CORONAVIRUS HEALTH RECOMMENDATIONS HAS FUELED

冠狀病毒健康建議助推了 "冠狀病毒 "的發展

VOTERS' DISAPPROVAL OF HIS HANDING OF THE PANDEMIC.

投票者不贊成他對PANDEMIC的處理。

APPARENTLY, VOTERS ARE NOT RESPONDING TO HIS CAMPAIGN'S

顯然，選民們並沒有迴應他的競選計劃。

CLOSING MESSAGE: "LET THE MASKLESS MAN SPIT ON YOU!"

閉幕詞："讓蒙面人向你吐口水！"

THE VIRUS SURGE COULD HAVE A BIG EFFECT ON TRUMP VOTERS.

病毒激增可能會對特朗普的選民產生巨大影響。

SO FAR, 66 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE VOTED EARLY.

到目前為止，已有6600萬民眾提前投票。

IN FACT, PROJECTIONS INDICATE THE MAJORITY OF BALLOTS WILL BE

事實上，推算結果顯示，大部分的選票將是......。

CAST BEFORE ELECTION DAY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY.

歷史上第一次在選舉日之前播出。

AS BEN FRANKLIN SO WISELY PUT IT, "EARLY TO BED AND EARLY TO

正如本-弗蘭克林所言："早睡早起"。

VOTE, GET HIM OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE BEFORE HE DIGS A MOAT."

投票吧，在他挖壕溝之前把他趕出白宮。"

MOST OF THE EARLY VOTING HAS GONE TO THE DEMOCRATS, AND ON

大部分的早期投票都給了民主黨人，並且在... ...

THE OTHER SIDE, TRUMP HAS SPENT MONTHS WARNING HIS SUPPORTERS

另一邊，特朗普花了幾個月的時間警告他的支持者。

AGAINST VOTING BY MAIL, SO THE G.O.P. IS ESSENTIALLY BETTING

反對通過郵件投票，所以政府肯定是在押注。

ALL OF ITS CHIPS ON A STRONG ELECTION DAY.

所有的籌碼都在強勢的選舉日。

HE'S TAKING ALL OF HIS CHIPS AND PUTTING IT ALL ON BLACK...

他把他所有的芯片和把它全部放在黑色... ...

BUT THEY HAVE ALREADY IN MASSIVE NUMBERS.

AND THE DISPARITY IN EARLY VOTING MEANS THAT TRUMP NEEDS A

和早期投票的差異意味著特朗普需要一個。

HUGE TURNOUT ON ELECTION DAY IN THE MIDDLE OF A SURGING

在激增的選舉日，大量的投票率。

這是特朗普死亡邪教的最後一幕。

( AS TRUMP ) "ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN OF MAGA,

（作為特朗普）"沒事，孩子們的馬格。

PUT ON YOUR NIKES, FILL YOUR THERMOS WITH KOOL-AID, AND GO

戴上你的眼鏡，給你的熱氣球灌滿酷愛的飲料，然後出發。

THEN I PROMISE, WE ALL BOARD THE SPACESHIPS TO THE COMET.

然後我保證，我們都會登上前往彗星的太空梭。

赫爾曼-凱恩，我們很快就會見到你。"

NOW, BIDEN IS GETTING A BOOST FROM ONE OF HIS FORMER RIVALS:

現在，比登得到了他以前的一個對手的支持。

BILLIONAIRE MIKE BLOOMBERG, SEEN HERE IN FUN SIZE FOR HALLOWEEN.

億萬富翁MIKE BLOOMBERG，在這裡看到的是萬聖節的FUN SIZE。

BLOOMBERG HAS BEEN PAYING FOR PRO-BIDEN ADS IN FLORIDA, AND

BLOOMBERG公司一直在佛羅里達州支付預付費廣告，並且。

THIS WEEK, BLOOMBERG WILL BE FUNDING A LAST-MINUTE AD BLITZ

本週，BLOOMBERG將在最後時刻進行廣告宣傳。

HE'LL BE REACHING OUT TO TEXAS VOTERS WITH HIS TRADEMARK TEXAS

他將用他的商標 "德州 "來接觸德州的選民。

( AS BLOOMBERG ) "HOWDY AND HELLO, FELLOW

（作為BLOOMBERG）"HOWDY和HELLO，FELLOW"。

AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THIS POWERPOINT, YOUR TEXAS LONGHORN

正如你可以看到，你的德州長毛犬。

STEERS ARE A WONDERFUL SOURCE OF PASTRAMI.

LAST NIGHT AT THE WHITE HOUSE, THEY HELD A CONFIRMATION OF

昨晚在白宮，他們舉行了一次確認會

EVERYTHING WE HAVE EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THEM.

FOR MORE ON THIS STORY, WE GO NOW LIVE TO THE INEVITABILITY

關於這個故事的更多資訊，我們現在就去活到不可避免的程度。

I AM AND WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE STEPHEN COLBERT.

我是而且一直會是史蒂芬-科爾伯特

HUGE DAY FOR THE INEVITABLE: WE CAN PROJECT WATER IS WET, DEATH

不可避免的重要一天：我們可以投射水是溼的，死亡

COMES FOR US ALL, AND LAST NIGHT, JUDGE AMY CONEY BARRETT

為我們所有人而來，最後一夜，法官艾米-科尼-巴雷特。

WAS CONFIRMED 52 TO 48, WHICH MEANS DONALD TRUMP NOW HAS AS

被確認為52比48，這意味著唐納德-特魯姆普現在有了更多的機會。

MANY SUPREME COURT APPOINTMENTS AS HE'S HAD WIVES.

許多最高法院的任命，因為他有妻子。

AND UNLIKE TRUMP WIFE, THESE POSITIONS LAST A LIFETIME.

和特朗普的妻子一樣，這些職位可以持續一輩子。

NOW, NOT EVERYTHING ABOUT BARRETT'S CONFIRMATION HAD TO

現在，並不是所有關於BARRETT確認的事情都必須要做。

BECAUSE AFTER THE SENATE VOTE, BARRETT WENT TO THE WHITE HOUSE

因為在參議院投票後，巴雷特去了白宮。

FOR A HASTILY THROWN-TOGETHER SWEARING-IN CEREMONY AND BALDLY

匆匆忙忙的宣誓就職儀式和愚蠢的。

A MEMBER OF THE SUPREME COURT HASN'T BEHAVED SO

最高法院的一位成員還沒有這樣的行為。

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特朗普舉行超級傳播者集會並抱怨科維德，而喬-拜登則提出了一個競爭性的願景。 (Trump Holds Superspreader Rallies And Whines About Covid While Joe Biden Offers A Competing Vision)

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