Here's how this -- -What's up, man?

這是如何... - 怎麼了，夥計？

-Here's how it's gonna work. I'm gonna ask you

-下面是如何工作的。我要問你

for some silly words -- nouns, verbs, adjectives,

對於一些愚蠢的詞--名詞、動詞、形容詞。

things like that.

這樣的事情。

As we do that, they'll be written into our prompter

當我們這樣做的時候，它們會被寫進我們的提示器中。

and sent over and bleep-blorped into where you are.

然後送過去，然後嗶嗶啵啵地進入你所在的地方。

And then -- well, since it's Halloween,

然後... ... 因為今天是萬聖節

we're gonna tell a scary Mad Libs story at the end

我們要在最後講一個可怕的瘋狂自由黨的故事。

using those words, basically. You cool with that?

基本上是用這些詞你不介意吧？

-I like it. -All right. Here we go.

-我喜歡-我喜歡好了，我們開始吧

All right. Here we go. Ready?

好吧，我們開始吧。在這裡，我們去。準備好了嗎？

Give me an adjective.

給我一個形容詞。

-Dirty. -Hmm.

-髒兮兮的-嗯

Give me a type of relative.

給我一個親屬的類型。

-Uh...

-呃...

Step-uncle.

繼舅舅。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

You got to watch those step-uncles, man.

你得小心那些繼父繼母，夥計。

-I mean, come on. Step-uncle is the --

-我的意思是，來吧。繼父是...

That's -- I want to see that movie already.

那是... 我已經想看那部電影了。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

A country.

一個國家。

-Uh...

-呃...

Czech Republic.

捷克共和國：

-Type of profession.

-職業類型：

-Uh...

-呃...

Garbage man. -Yeah.

垃圾工-是的

Garbage man.

垃圾人。

A food that you'd find at a carnival.

一種在嘉年華會上找到的食物。

-Uh...Ooh!

-呃......哦！

A New Orleans carnival -- pig lips.

新奧爾良狂歡節--豬脣。

[ Laughter ] -Oh, man.

[笑] 哦，夥計。

[ Laughter continues ] That is --

[笑聲繼續] 這是 -

Body part.

身體部分。

-Belly button.

-肚臍。

-Give me a number.

-給我一個號碼

-23.

-23.

-Give me another adjective.

-給我另一個形容詞

-Uh...

-呃...

Funktified.

時髦的。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-All right. Plural type of animal.

-好的複數類型的動物。

-Uh...

-呃...

Fish. Fishes.

魚。魚兒

-What would you scream riding a roller coaster?

-坐雲霄飛車你會叫什麼？

-Uh...

-呃...

"Help me, Mama!"

"幫幫我，媽媽！"

Yeah. -"Help me, Mama."

"幫幫我，媽媽"

[ Both laugh ]

[兩個笑]

A verb ending in I-N-G.

一個以I-N-G結尾的動詞。

-Running. -Running.

-奔跑。-奔跑。

-Keep it PG.

-保持PG。

-Chain restaurant.

-連鎖餐廳。

-Ooh.

-哦

Church's.

教會的。

-Come on, man. -Wow.

-來吧，夥計-哇哦

Church's. -[ Laughing ]

教堂的。-[笑]

-Amount of time.

-時間長短。

-350 seconds.

-350秒

-350 seconds.

-350秒

A noise you'd make lifting heavy weights.

抬重物時發出的聲音。

Oh, that's kind of a loaded question there.

哦，這是個很複雜的問題。

-A grunt. Unh!

-哼哼Unh!

-Okay.

-好吧

Name a celebrity.

說一個名人的名字。

-David Hasselhoff.

大衛-哈塞爾霍夫 大衛-哈塞爾霍夫。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Wow.

-哇。

-I love that guy.

-我喜歡那個人

-Verb ending in I-N-G.

-以I-N-G結尾的動詞。

-Spelunking.

-Spelunking。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Spelunking.

-Spelunking。

Things you'd shout if you found a raccoon in your house.

如果你在家裡發現一隻浣熊，你會大喊大叫。

-Uh...

-呃...

Kill him!

殺了他！

[ Light laughter ]

[輕笑]

Tasty!

好吃！

-Uh, "tasty" I'm gonna use. -I'm telling you.

-嗯，"好吃 "我就用 "好吃 "吧。-我告訴你

-Item that you had in your teenage bedroom.

-你十幾歲時臥室裡的東西。

-A refrigerator. -Word?

-一臺冰箱-字？

-You had a fridge in your teenage bedroom?

-你十幾歲的臥室裡有個冰箱？

-I had a fridge and a hot plate.

-我有一個冰箱和一個熱盤。

I used to cook up whole meals.

我曾經做過整頓飯。

-A fridge and a hot-- Fridge is great.

-冰箱和熱... 冰箱是偉大的。

All right. Finally, a plural body part.

好吧，最後，一個複數的身體部位。最後，一個複數的身體部位。

-Foots.

-腳。

-Foots. [ Laughter ]

-腳。[笑聲]

Okay. We filled out the words for our story.

好了，我們填好了我們故事的詞。我們填好了我們故事的詞。

Gosh, you're perfect for this.

天哪，你很適合做這個。

All right. Ready to perform this?

好了，準備好表演了嗎？準備好表演這個了嗎？

We're gonna do it together. You ready?

我們要一起做。你準備好了嗎？

-Let's do it. -Let's go.

-我們開始吧-我們走吧

[ Wind howling, owl hooting ]

[風的呼嘯，貓頭鷹的叫聲]

-Is that you?

-是你嗎？

-Where you at?

-你在哪裡？

-Let me tell you something.

-讓我告訴你一些事情。

It was a dark and dirty night when a --

那是一個又黑又髒的夜晚，一個... ...

-Yes. -When a teenager

-是的 當一個青少年的時候

and his step-uncle were driving through the woods

和他的繼叔父開車穿過森林

of the Czech Republic.

捷克共和國

-Wait. The car radio was broadcasting

-等一下車載電臺在廣播

warnings of an escaped garbage man called Mr. Pig Lips.

一個名叫 "豬脣先生 "的逃亡垃圾人的警告。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Wolf howling ]

[狼嚎]

[ Both laugh ]

[兩個笑]

[ Laughter continues ]

[笑聲繼續]

That's the best! -It is!

那是最好的！-是的！

[ Laughter continues ]

[笑聲繼續]

It gets better. It gets better. Wait.

它變得更好。它變得更好。等待。

[ Both laugh ]

[兩個笑]

He was nicknamed that

他的綽號是

because pig lips replaced his belly button.

因為豬脣代替了他的肚臍。

[ Thunder crashes ]

[雷霆崩潰]

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Just then, 23 funktified fishes ran across their path.

-就在這時，23條怪魚跑過他們的路。

[ Cat screeches ]

[貓的尖叫聲]

The teenager screeched on his brakes and shouted,

少年尖叫著踩住剎車，大喊道。

"Help me, Mama!"

"幫幫我，媽媽！"

[ Owl hooting ]

[貓頭鷹叫聲]

-The car's engine suddenly died.

-汽車的發動機突然熄火了。

So the teenager's step-uncle got out

所以少年的繼父就出來了。

and started running to the nearest Church's for help.

並開始跑到最近的教會那裡求救。

[ Laughing ]

[笑]

-After what seemed like 350 seconds,

-過了好像350秒

the teenagers began hearing a faint noise

少年們開始聽到微弱的聲音

outside the car window.

車窗外。

Unh!

Unh!

It started getting louder.

它開始變得更響了。

Unhhh!

Unhhh!

And louder.

而且聲音更大。

Unh-unh-unhhh!!

Unh-unh-unh-unh!

[ Creepy organ music plays ]

[令人毛骨悚然的風琴音樂播放]

-In the distance, the teenagers spotted

-在遠處，少年們發現了。

a shadowy figure walking towards his car.

一個陰暗的身影走向他的車。

As it got closer, he saw it was...

當它靠近時，他看到它是... ...

David Hasselhoff spelunking!

大衛-哈塞爾霍夫的洞穴！

[ Woman screams ]

[女人的尖叫聲]

-"Tasty!" the teenager screamed,

- "好吃！"少年叫道。

grabbing a refrigerator and a hot plate

冰火兩重天

from his glove compartment.

從他的手套箱裡。

-He rubbed his foots and looked again.

-他揉了揉腳，又看了看。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

But now no one was there.

但現在沒有人在那裡。

The only thing he saw on the ground was a pile...

他只看到地上有一堆... ...

of pig lips!

或豬脣！

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Wolf howling ]

[狼嚎]

-Some say if you drive through the woods

-有人說，如果你開車穿過樹林的話

of the Czech Republic at night. -Of the Czech Republic at night.

夜晚的捷克共和國。-夜晚的捷克共和國。

-You can still see David Hasselhoff spelunking.

你還能看到大衛-哈塞爾霍夫在潛行。

[ Thunder crashes ] -And scene!

[雷霆崩潰] 和場景！

Oh, gosh.

哦，天哪。

♪♪

♪♪

[ Laughing ]

[笑]

He left, he left. [ Laughing ]

他離開了，他離開了。[笑]

-I'm done! [ Both laugh ]

-我完成了！[兩個笑]

-That's all for "Mad Lib Theater."

-這就是 "瘋狂自由劇院 "的全部內容。