so it's still very important to wear a mask when you go outside,

所以外出時戴口罩還是很重要的。

but there are a lot of guys out there who don't wear masks

但有很多人在外面不戴面具

because they think it makes them look weak.

因為他們認為這讓他們看起來很弱。

Well, I saw a commercial for a store

我看到一家商店的廣告

that can help those guys out,

可以幫助這些傢伙。

and they're actually having a special Halloween sale.

他們實際上有一個特別的萬聖節銷售。

Check this out.

看看這個。

-Are you a big veiny meat man who wants to look tough

-你是個大塊頭，想看起來很強悍的肉人嗎？

while wearing your COVID safety mask

佩戴COVID安全面罩時

and you also like Halloween?!

你也喜歡萬聖節？

Well, muchacho, your prayers have been answered, hombre!

好了，Muchacho，你的祈禱已經得到了迴應，Hombre！

Hi! I'm Lee Durango, owner of Masculine Man Masks,

你好！我是李杜蘭戈，陽剛男人面膜的老闆。

the number-one store that sells masks

銷量第一的口罩店

with badass designs for tough and often scary men!

為硬漢設計的壞蛋，往往是可怕的男人!

You know Halloween used to be the only time of year

你知道萬聖節曾經是一年中唯一的時間。

you could whip out a badass mask,

你可以鞭打出一個壞蛋面具。

but now we have to wear a mask every day!

但現在我們每天都要戴著口罩!

That doesn't mean you can't make yours scary

但這並不意味著你不能把你的變得更可怕

and messed the heck up!

把事情搞得一團糟!

I have masks like Dracula

我有像吸血鬼一樣的面具

drinking a peanut butter protein shake!

喝花生醬蛋白奶昔！

A Jack-o'-lantern with a Tapout logo!

一個帶有Tapout標誌的Jack-o'lantern!

Frankenstein getting his crossfit gym membership

弗蘭肯斯坦得到他的crossfit健身房會員資格。

revoked because he got too yoked!

因為他被吊銷了執照！

And a bunch of bugs and bug guts are on your mouth

還有一堆蟲子和蟲子的內臟在你的嘴上

because you're, like, some bug-eating villain or something!

因為你是個吃蟲子的壞蛋！

Not sure if that's a Halloween thing or not,

不知道這是不是萬聖節的事情。

but I have 500 of those mother [bleep]

但我有500個這樣的母親[嗶]。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

But what if you're a really Jacked-up guy

但如果你是一個真正的Jacked -up的傢伙。

who's extra twisted,

誰是額外的扭曲。

and you don't want just any old scary mask?!

你不想要普通的恐怖面具嗎？

You want one that, when mommies see you walking down the street,

你想要一個，當媽媽們看到你走在街上。

they cover their sonnies' and daughties' eyes?!

他們遮住了他們兒子和女兒的眼睛？

Well, brother, I got you!

好吧，兄弟，我抓住你了！

'Cause I'll show you the scariest masks on Earth!

因為我會讓你看看地球上最可怕的面具！"。

But make sure no children or puppies are watching,

但要確保沒有孩子或小狗在看。

'cause these masks will give them permanent nightmares!

因為這些面具會讓他們做永久的噩夢！

We have a guy's mouth that has Chucky hiding inside of it!

我們有一個人的嘴裡藏著恰吉！

A werewolf who has a bunch of food stuck in his teeth!

狼人的牙縫裡卡了一堆食物!

And the scariest mask of all,

還有最可怕的面具。

your wife asking you, "What are you thinking about?"

你的妻子問你，"你在想什麼？"

[ Woman screams ]

[女人的尖叫聲]

So, come on down to Masculine Man Masks,

那麼，就來看看陽剛男人面膜吧。

the only way to make your mouth as badass

只有這樣才能讓你的嘴變得更壞。

as my Papa Roach cover band, Uncle Head Lice!

作為我的Papa Roach翻唱樂隊， Uncle Head Lice！

-Masculine Man Masks Halloween sale is located

-萬聖節男性面具促銷活動位於

next to the steroid-injected pumpkin patch

旁邊的注射類固醇的南瓜地。

and the haunted ATV dealership.

和鬧鬼的ATV經銷商。

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]