WHICH MARKS THE UNOFFICIAL END OF SUMMER.

這標誌著夏季的正式結束。

SEASONSK WEEKSK DAYS, ALL BUT THERE'S BEEN SO MUCH GOING

SEASONSK周天，所有但已經有這麼多的去。

ON IN THE NEWS IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD

在過去的幾個月裡，你可能已經知道了一些新聞。

TROUBLE KEEPING UP WITH IT ALL.

跟上這一切的麻煩。

SO, IN CASE YOU MISSED A SINGLE THING THAT HAPPENED IN THE

所以，如果你錯過了一個單一的事情，發生在該地區的。

SUMMER OF 2020, LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU REAL QUICK.

2020年的夏天，讓我為你快速分解一下。

TRUMP SPREAD LIES ABOUT VOTE BY MAIL, AUNT BECKY'S GOING

特朗普散佈關於郵寄投票的謊言，貝基姨媽要去了

STRAIGHT TO JAIL, ORLANDO AND KATY HAD A BABY, THE NEXT

奧蘭多和凱蒂直接進了監獄，生了個孩子，下一秒

PRESIDENT COULD BE KANYE, MAYBE?

主席可能是KANYE，也許？

TWITTER WAS HACKED IN A BITCOIN SCAM, THE N.B.A. BUBBLE HAD

TWITTER在比特幣騙局中被黑客攻擊，N.B.A.BUBBLE有了

VIRTUAL FANS, HARRY AND MEGHAN MOVED TO L.A., TIKTOK MAY STILL

VIRTUAL FANS, HARRY AND MEGHAN MOVED TO L.A., TIKTOK MAY STILL.

GO AWAY, THE F.B.I. RAIDED JAKE, EVERYTHING WAS MADE OF CAKE,

走吧，F. B. I. 襲擊了傑克，所有的東西都是蛋糕做的。

MORE WILDFIRES AND HURRICANES AND STILL NO LAWS FOR CLIMATE

更多的火災和颶風，但仍然沒有氣候法。

CHANGE?

變化？

THIS SUMMER'S BEEN LONG, I BARELY REMEMBER-- WAIT, HOW THE

這個夏天很長，我幾乎不記得... ... 等等，怎麼會這樣？

HELL IS IT ONLY SEPTEMBER?

地獄是它只有九月？

DRIVE-IN MOVIES BECAME EVENTS, "BILL AND TED" WAS “EXCELLENT!”

DRIVE-IN電影成為事件， "比爾和泰德 "是 "優秀的！"

"TENET" FINALLY GRACED THE SCREEN, THE NEW BATMAN'S AN EMO

"TENET "終於登上了熒屏，新的《蝙蝠俠》是一個EMO。

TEEN, JAMES BOND DELAYED ¡TIL WHO KNOWS WHEN, YOU CAN ALWAYS

少年，詹姆斯-邦德延後--不知道什麼時候，你總是可以的

JUST RENT "TROLLS" AGAIN, "MULAN" FILLED OUT THE DISNEY

再租一次 "人偶"，"木蘭 "填補了迪斯尼的空白。

ROSTER, NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THE OSCARS, “I MAY DESTROY YOU” WAS

ROSTER，沒有人知道奧斯卡的事，"我可能會毀了你 "是。

A REVELATION, LOVECRAFT COUNTRY'S A HORROR VACATION,

一個啟示，LOVECRAFT國家的一個恐怖假期。

SEEMA AUNTIE ARRANGED A MARRIAGE, AND I HOSTED THIS SHOW

姨媽安排了一場婚禮，而我主持了這場演出。

FROM INSIDE MY GARAGE!

從我的車庫裡面！

BEYONCÉ WAS A LION QUEEN, KIDS WENT CRAZY FOR “JOLENE,” TAYLOR

BEYONCÉ是獅子王，孩子們為 "JOLENE "而瘋狂，TAYLOR。

TAUGHT US ALL FOLKLORE, PARENTS LEARNED WHAT WAP STANDS FOR,

告訴我們所有的民間故事，家長們知道了WAP代表什麼。

LADY GAGA VMA'D, VERZUZ BATTLES WENT ON FOR DAYS, DYNAMITE FLEW

LADY GAGA VMA'D, VERZUZ BATTLES WENT ON DAYS, DYNAMITE FLEW.

OFF THE SHELVES, DIXIE CHICKS RENAMED THEMSELVES, BLACKPINK

下架，DIXIE CHICKS改名為BLACKPINK。

AND SELENA MADE AN ICY MESS, BILLIE AND FINNEAS PLAYED A TINY

謝莉娜和芬妮亞斯玩起了小遊戲。

DESK, CHAINSMOKERS WENT LIVE, I WAS LIKE “WHY?”

辦公桌上，鏈式煙機去了現場，我想 "為什麼？"

THE CHARTS WERE ALL STYLES, GOING--

圖表是所有的風格，去 -

♪ WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH ♪ GUILFOYLE'S SHOUTING CAUSED

西瓜糖高，吉魯福爾的喊叫引起

INNER EAR PAIN, HER BOYFRIEND DON JUNIOR WAS HASHTAG COCAINE,

INNER EAR PAIN, HER BOYFRIEND DON JUNIOR WAS HASHTAG COCAINE,

THE GUN COUPLE SAID THAT THEY'RE NOT SORRY, A CHEF FROM RHODE

槍組說他們不遺憾，羅德的一個廚師。

ISLAND HELD CALAMARI, JOE BIDEN PICKED KAMALA AS HIS V.P., TRUMP

島舉行卡拉馬利，喬伊-比登選擇卡馬拉作為他的副總統，特朗普。

COUNTERED WITH “PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA, TV,” HE STRUGGLED

反擊 "人，女人，男人，攝影機，電視"，他掙扎著。

WITH RAMPS AND TAKING A DRINK, A PARADE OF HIS BOATS ALL STARTED

與RAMPS和採取的飲料，他的船隊都開始了。

TO SINK, MELANIA RE-DID THE ROSE GARDEN, ROGER STONE GOT OFF ON A

"下沉"、"米蘭 "重修 "玫瑰園"、"羅格-斯通 "走了。

PARDON, ANTHONY FAUCI DISAPPEARED, THE KIM JONG UN

對不起，安東尼-福西失蹤了，金正日聯合國。

THING'S SUPER WEIRD, McCONNELL SKIPPED TOWN, KELLYANNE STEPPED

事情超詭異，麥康奈爾跳過小鎮，凱琳恩走了出來

DOWN, BANNON WAS ARRESTED, CROWDS WENT UNTESTED, THE

下來，班農被逮捕，眾人未經審訊，的。

MILWAUKEE BUCKS WENT ON STRIKE, ATHLETES FROM ALL OVER BEGAN TO

MILWAUKEE BUCKS罷工，來自各地的運動員開始了罷工。

UNITE, WHEN IT FELT LIKE THE NEWS COULDN'T GET ANY SADDER,

聯合起來，當它覺得像 新聞不能得到任何悲傷，

PEOPLE STOOD UP AND SAID BLACK LIVES MATTER, SO IF YOU CARE

人們站起來說黑人的生活很重要，所以如果你關心

ABOUT THIS COUNTRY AT ALL, PLEASE DO YOUR PART AND VOTE IN

關於這個國家的一切，請儘自己的努力，並投下一票。

THE FALL!

墮落！