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  • I see a window behind you and it's a sliding one.

    我看到你身後有一扇窗,而且是滑動式的。

  • So sliding windows, as long as they don't go down

    所以推拉窗,只要不倒就行

  • are always openable from the outside.

    總是可以從外面打開。

  • Oh, hey that's a fun thing to know!

    哦,嘿嘿,這是一個有趣的事情知道嗎?

  • Thank you for that!

    謝謝你!

  • That's a really cool thing to know in my new house,

    在我的新房子裡,這真是一件很酷的事情。

  • in this new neighborhood,

    在這個新社區。

  • that there is a point of entry for people

    人有一個切入點

  • if they just wanna come inside.

    如果他們只是想進來,

  • You should be very worried.

    你應該很擔心。

  • Cells proliferate, and then it creates disease!

    細胞增殖,就會產生疾病!

  • Wait, are you doing a bit?

    等等,你在做一點嗎?

  • Is that real?

    那是真的嗎?

  • Is it real that you can really slide-

    你真的可以滑行嗎?

  • No. Oh, you fucker!

    不,哦,你這個混蛋!

  • You fucker!

    你這個混蛋!

  • No, no, no, no.

    不,不,不,不。

  • You're fine, you're safe.

    你很好,你很安全。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Is this the new house? Yeah.

    這是新房子嗎?是的,是的

  • Because on the show you had made the

    因為在節目中,你已經做了

  • entire studio audience on "Conan" yell "buy me a house".

    整個演播室的觀眾在 "柯南 "上大喊 "給我買房子"。

  • [Crowd] Buy me a house!

    給我買個房子!

  • Buy me a house!

    給我買房子!

  • I don't think there's anything people like more

    我想沒有什麼東西是人們更喜歡的了

  • than someone asking someone who's very wealthy

    比起有人向有錢人要錢來的更快

  • to buy them something very expensive.

    給他們買很貴的東西。

  • And I think the way the entire audience just turned

    我認為整個觀眾的方式只是轉身

  • on Conan and then just started chanting with me.

    在柯南上,然後就開始和我一起唸叨。

  • It's one of the most thrilling moments of my life.

    這是我一生中最驚險的時刻之一。

  • I think when you're on TV,

    我想當你上電視的時候。

  • people have this idea that you have millions of dollars.

    人們有這樣的想法,你有數百萬美元。

  • If you've ever appeared on television before,

    如果你以前在電視上出現過。

  • you are a billionaire and could just afford a house.

    你是一個億萬富翁,只是可以買得起房子。

  • 'Cause people are like, "Well you could pay for that!"

    "因為人們都喜歡,"好吧,你可以支付!"

  • And I'm like, I made $47.

    我想,我賺了47美元。

  • (Sona laughing)

    (Sona笑)

  • The inflated sense that we have that anyone

    膨脹的感覺,我們有,任何人

  • on TV is cash rich.

    在電視上是現金豐富。

  • Though it's fair that Conan could afford

    雖然很公平,柯南能負擔得起。

  • to buy you a house in deep Glendale.

    給你在格倫代爾深處買一套房子。

  • Well first of all, it's Altadena.

    好吧,首先,它是阿爾塔迪納。

  • And I think you thought Glendale 'cause I'm Armenian.

    我想你以為是格倫代爾,因為我是亞美尼亞人。

  • Yes, which congratulations on the,

    是的,這恭喜你了。

  • it's not what you say when you raise awareness.

    這不是你說什麼 當你提高意識。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • (TV signal beeping)

    (電視信號嗶嗶聲)

  • Is that what that is?

    是這樣的嗎?

  • 'Cause I will be fine to admit that,

    '因為我承認這一點就可以了。

  • that I was ignorant to it.

    我對它一無所知。

  • I thought it was like a reminder

    我覺得這就像一個提醒

  • of like, "Hey, this terrible genocide happened."

    的喜歡,"嘿,這可怕的種族滅絕發生。"

  • But, there is a new issue.

    但是,有一個新的問題。

  • There's an area in,

    有一個區域在。

  • there's an area near Azerbaijan and Armenia called Artsakh.

    在阿塞拜疆和亞美尼亞附近有一個地區叫阿爾扎赫。

  • And then the Soviet Union gave it to Azerbaijan.

    然後蘇聯把它送給了阿塞拜疆。

  • But it's like 95% Armenian and they govern it

    但這裡有95%的亞美尼亞人,他們管理著這裡。

  • and they run it.

    並由他們來管理。

  • And then Azerbaijan just suddenly brought Turkey in.

    然後阿塞拜疆就突然把土耳其拉進來了。

  • And was like, "Hey Turkey, come and let's,

    並說:"嘿,土耳其,來吧,讓我們。

  • let's invade this area."

    讓我們入侵這個地區。"

  • And Armenians are like, what the fuck?

    而亞美尼亞人就像,什麼他媽的?

  • And so, yeah, that's what's happening right now.

    所以,是的,這就是現在的情況。

  • It's awful.

    太可怕了

  • I mean, it could become an all-out war.

    我的意思是,這可能成為一場全面的戰爭。

  • And you know, Armenians in LA, we're very vocal.

    你知道,在洛杉磯的亞美尼亞人,我們很有發言權。

  • Very vocal, shut down the 101.

    很有發言權,關閉101。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • So you've probably seen a lot of Armenian flags

    所以你可能已經看到了很多亞美尼亞的國旗

  • on a lot of cars.

    在很多汽車上。

  • There's a bunch of, a bunch of cars

    有一堆,一堆的車。

  • on the 101 and saw the orange and blue flag everywhere.

    在101公路上,看到到處都是橙色和藍色的旗幟。

  • The past two weeks they've been really getting it

    過去兩個星期,他們真的得到了它

  • out there, but I've just been not paying attention

    在外面,但我只是一直沒有注意

  • to the message.

    到的消息。

  • But now we know. Now you know!

    但現在我們知道了現在你知道了!

  • You've been doing a Team Coco show,

    你一直在做可可團隊的節目。

  • "Sona Movsesian Fixes Your Life".

    "Sona Movsesian修復你的生活"。

  • (musical flourish plays)

    (樂府戲)

  • Where you've talked about how you could scam

    你說過你怎麼騙人的地方

  • the "pet support system" as my pet animal.

    "寵物支持系統 "作為我的寵物動物。

  • "How do I convince my husband then

    "那我怎麼說服我老公

  • our landlord we need a pet?"

    我們的房東我們需要一個寵物?"

  • You need a pet!

    你需要一隻寵物!

  • Look up all the reasons people have service dogs,

    查查人們養服務犬的所有原因。

  • whether it's like social anxiety.

    是否像社交焦慮。

  • Then it becomes like a medical issue.

    那就變得像醫療問題一樣。

  • You've also talked about something called juice-juice.

    你還說過一種叫汁液的東西。

  • "How do you manage a stressful day at work?"

    "你是如何處理工作壓力大的一天的?"

  • Something called juice-juice time.

    叫做 "汁液時間 "的東西。

  • Trouble at work, you're stressed?

    工作上遇到麻煩,壓力大?

  • Drink on the job.

    工作時喝。

  • That's juice-juice time?

    那是果汁時間?

  • You know, am I qualified?

    你知道,我合格嗎?

  • Some would say maybe I'm not.

    有人會說也許我不是。

  • But I think that I am because I've lived.

    但我認為,我是因為我活過。

  • And so when these people ask me these questions

    所以當這些人問我這些問題時

  • that are very serious, I like to like take

    是非常嚴重的,我喜歡喜歡拿。

  • from my experiences.

    根據我的經驗。

  • And say wen I'm stressed at work,

    說我工作壓力大的時候。

  • I do things like I have juice-juice time,

    我做的事情就像我有果汁時間。

  • which is you take a normal-looking beverage,

    也就是你拿一個看起來很正常的飲料。

  • whatever it is, orange juice.

    不管是什麼,橙汁。

  • And then you put a little bit of vodka

    然後你放一點伏特加酒

  • in there or any other type of alcohol

    裡面的酒或其他類型的酒

  • that's easily accessible.

    那是很容易獲得的。

  • Then you put it on your desk in a, like water bottle

    然後,你把它放在你的辦公桌上,在一個,像水瓶。

  • or some sort of hidden vessel.

    或某種隱藏的容器。

  • Yes, a cocktail. Yes.

    是的,一杯雞尾酒。是的,一杯雞尾酒。

  • You mix alcohol with,

    你把酒精和。

  • you're saying, a non-alcoholic beverage.

    你是說,一個不含酒精的飲料,

  • Right, right, right.

    對,對,對。

  • You take something, I don't know,

    你吃了什麼,我不知道。

  • we'll call it like, you mix it.

    我們會叫它喜歡,你混合它。

  • So let's call it a mixer.

    所以我們就叫它攪拌機吧。

  • Call it a mixer (laughing).

    稱之為攪拌機(笑)。

  • You take some alcohol and then you put it

    你拿一些酒精,然後你把它

  • in this "mixer" and then.

    在這個 "攪拌機 "中,然後。

  • Yeah?

    是嗎?

  • That way you can have a nice buzz

    這樣你就可以有一個很好的嗡嗡聲

  • but you're not getting like, you know,

    但你沒有得到像,你知道,

  • "Hollywood Boulevard" wasted at work.

    "好萊塢大道 "浪費在工作上。

  • Okay, so it flies under the radar.

    好吧,所以它飛在雷達之下。

  • I'm always nervous about that.

    我總是很緊張

  • Even for like doing standup live,

    甚至對於喜歡做站立現場。

  • like that people would know I'm drunk for some reason.

    這樣人們就會知道我因為某些原因喝醉了。

  • Has anyone caught on to you in the office?

    辦公室裡有人發現你了嗎?

  • I've been to your desk, it's fluorescent lights.

    我去過你的辦公桌,是日光燈。

  • There's always episodes of a "Friends" playing.

    總有一集《朋友》在播放。

  • There's a bunch of junk on there.

    有一堆垃圾在那裡。

  • Has anyone been like, "Hey, you seem happy.

    有沒有人一直在說:"嘿,你看起來很開心。

  • What's wrong?"

    怎麼了?"

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • It's happened.

    它的發生。

  • First of all I should say,

    首先我應該說。

  • I don't do juice-juice time all the time.

    我不做汁液時間所有的時間。

  • I think that's like,

    我想這就像。

  • that's a problem. Yeah.

    這是一個問題。是啊。

  • But when I do do it, my eyes do kind of glaze over

    但當我這樣做的時候,我的眼睛確實有點發花了。

  • and my reaction time slows down.

    我的反應時間就會變慢。

  • And so I think people are like,

    所以我覺得人們都喜歡。

  • "You have a fun lunch?"

    "你的午餐很有趣嗎?"

  • That's code for that.

    這就是代碼。

  • (laughing) I don't know.

    (笑)我不知道。

  • They're like, "Something's different about you."

    他們說,"你有些地方不一樣"

  • Be like, "I got highlights."

    要像,"我得到了亮點。"

  • And they're like, "What?"

    他們會說:"什麼?"

  • And then they're on to the next thing.

    然後他們就會去做下一件事。

  • Yeah, "Sona Fixes Your Life",

    是的,"Sona Fixes Your Life"。

  • I think that I've fixed a lot of lives.

    我想,我已經修復了很多人的生命。

  • It's amazing what you can do

    你能做的事情真了不起

  • by just answering a single question that people have.

    通過僅僅回答人們的一個問題。

  • Could you fix my life right now?

    你現在能不能幫我解決問題?

  • (musical flourish playing)

    (樂曲演奏)

  • I'm supposed to go back out on the road

    我應該回去上路了。

  • because I'm supposed to shoot this special.

    因為我應該拍這個特別節目。

  • And some comedy clubs are open.

    而一些喜劇俱樂部也在營業。

  • I know, HBO Max special. [Sona] Hey!

    我知道,HBO最大特別。[索納]嘿!

  • Some comedy clubs are open

    有些喜劇俱樂部是開放的

  • and I'm a little worried right now.

    我現在有點擔心。

  • I think if, I think if I could fixed my life,

    我想如果,我想如果我可以固定我的生活。

  • that maybe the clubs aren't the most sanitary environments,

    也許俱樂部不是最衛生的環境。

  • that maybe they're not taking it as seriously

    也許他們並沒有把它當回事

  • as like a big brand like Target.

    作為像Target這樣的大品牌。

  • 'Cause just like, a comedy club employee.

    因為就像一個喜劇俱樂部的員工。

  • It's like, "Meh, I wiped that down."

    這就像,"呵,我擦了下來。"

  • No, comedy clubs are, have always been disgusting.

    不,喜劇俱樂部是,一直都很噁心。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • I'm gonna digress for a second.

    我先把話題岔開。

  • So, I feel like I've never seen like an updated comedy club.

    所以,我覺得我從來沒有見過像一個更新的喜劇俱樂部。

  • And so you have no like, okay.

    所以你沒有喜歡,好嗎。

  • So once I went, this is really random.

    所以我一去,這個真的很隨意。

  • I went to the Playboy mansion once.

    我去過一次花花公子的豪宅。

  • Yeah. And I went there,

    是的,我去了那裡我去了那裡。

  • not for a party.

    不是為了聚會。

  • I went there for a nice lunch with two other people

    我和另外兩個人去那裡吃了一頓豐盛的午餐。

  • and we just sat and we had lunch.

    我們只是坐著,我們吃了午飯。

  • There was no like naked girls running around or anything.

    沒有像裸體女孩跑來跑去什麼的。

  • But then I got a tour of the Playboy mansion after,

    但之後我又參觀了花花公子的豪宅。

  • and they took us to this one room.

    他們把我們帶到了這個房間。

  • We open this door and the floor is like a soft, cushy bed.

    我們打開這扇門,地板就像一張軟綿綿的床。

  • And it's clear that there were just like orgies

    而且很明顯,有 只是像狂歡

  • on orgies on orgies in here.

    在這裡狂歡的狂歡。

  • And I don't think that they changed

    而且我不認為他們改變了

  • that flooring since like 1976.

    那地板自從像1976年。

  • Right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • 'Cause there's no fitted sheet for a floor.

    因為沒有貼身的床單做地板。

  • Well it's like, it's like the carpet.

    嗯,這就像,這就像地毯。

  • It's just, it's weird.

    這只是,它的怪異。

  • It was like a very soft flooring.

    就像一個非常柔軟的地板。

  • My point is I look at comedy clubs that same way

    我的意思是,我也是這麼看喜劇俱樂部的

  • as I do as that room that was

    就像我做的那個房間一樣

  • in the Playboy mansion. Yeah.

    在花花公子的豪宅。對啊

  • And like back in the day, people were like doin' it.

    就像以前一樣,人們都喜歡這樣做。

  • And they were like doing coke and whatever.

    他們就像做可樂什麼的。

  • So there's like, the entire club is just full

    所以,有像,整個俱樂部只是充滿了。

  • of jizz and coke remnants, and like drinks

    酒精和焦炭的殘渣,就像飲料一樣。

  • that people spilled and people laughing,

    讓人灑脫,讓人發笑。

  • and there's spit all over the place.

    而且到處都是口水。

  • And the jizz.

    和jizz。

  • If you're a good comedian, the whole audience is jizzing.

    如果你是一個好的相聲演員,全場觀眾都會津津樂道。

  • So much jizz (laughing).

    這麼多的jizz(笑)。

  • The comic's jizzing.

    漫畫的jizzing。

  • Yeah, you are right that they're not updated at all

    是啊,你說的沒錯,他們根本就沒有更新過

  • in the fact that there'll still be like photos up

    在事實中,仍然會有喜歡的照片了。

  • of canceled comedians that were canceled a long time ago.

    的被取消的喜劇演員,很早以前就被取消了。

  • Like, that guy was canceled for doing jokes

    就像,那個傢伙被取消 因為做笑話

  • about the Challenger and that's still up.

    關於挑戰者,那還在。

  • (laughing) But I think you'll be fine.

    但我想你會沒事的。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • So your advice for me is, "I think you'll be fine

    所以你給我的建議是,"我想你會沒事的

  • and watch out for jizz puddles."

    並小心jizz puddles。"

  • (makes slipping sound)

    (發出滑稽的聲音)

  • Yeah, like you've been to protests, I've been to protests.

    是啊,就像你參加過抗議活動,我也參加過抗議活動。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • That like, I thought that they were gonna be really scary.

    我還以為他們會很嚇人。

  • If you have a mask and you stay away

    如果你帶著口罩而你又遠離

  • from people and you don't touch anything

    從人們身上,你不碰任何東西

  • in the comedy club, then I think you're gonna be fine.

    在喜劇俱樂部,那麼我想你會沒事的。

  • Okay. Yeah.

    好的,好的

  • If you're gonna catch anything,

    如果你想抓到什麼,

  • it's going to be like syphilis, not COVID.

    這將是像梅毒,而不是COVID。

  • Right, it's going to be a hepatitis,

    對,這將是一個肝炎。

  • it's gonna be yeah, one of the strains.

    它會是 是的,其中一個菌株。

  • Which we have vaccines for, it's fine!

    我們有疫苗的,沒事的!

  • Please.

    求你了

  • I always say don't let hepatitis dominate your life.

    我總是說不要讓肝炎主宰你的生活。

  • Yeah, give me hepatitis!

    是啊,給我肝炎!

  • No don't, (laughing) that was a terrible thing to say.

    不,不要,(笑)這是一個可怕的事情說。

  • No, don't.

    不,不要

  • No, I was trying to say like,

    不,我是想說喜歡。

  • I'd rather have something that's treatable than, what?

    我寧可得一些可以治療的病,也不願意,什麼?

  • You were just included in the "DIY Conan".

    你剛剛被列入 "DIY柯南"。

  • Where they reanimated, fans of the show reanimated

    在他們重生的地方,劇迷們重生了。

  • your interview, when you were on the show

    你的採訪,當你在節目中

  • after Kumail canceled. Yeah.

    在庫邁爾取消之後對啊

  • So there's animators submitting.

    所以有動畫師提交。

  • There's people playing you.

    有人在耍你

  • How, how did you feel about the portrayal?

    如何,你對這個描寫有什麼感受?

  • I loved it for the most part.

    我喜歡它的大部分內容。

  • For the most part, it was all very flattering and sweet.

    大多數情況下,都是很貼心的,很甜蜜的。

  • There was one that someone drew

    有一個人畫的

  • where I look like 400 pounds.

    在那裡我看起來像400磅。

  • Is this the one that you had the super powers?

    這就是你擁有超能力的那個人嗎?

  • Like you come out and you completely evaporate Andy?

    就像你出來後完全蒸發了一樣,安迪?

  • That's not it, but now you're making me think

    不是這樣的,但現在你讓我想到的是

  • that there's an, oh maybe that is.

    有一個,哦,也許這是。

  • It was a hand-drawn animation where I'm like.

    那是一部手繪動畫,我在那裡像。

  • (harp notes playing)

    (豎琴音符演奏)

  • Your signature face, your headshot, yeah.

    你的招牌臉,你的頭像,是的。

  • (laughing) Oh my God, this person has no neck.

    (笑)哦,我的天,這個人沒有脖子。

  • (laughs) You know when they put a chin mark,

    (笑)你知道當他們把下巴印。

  • like right here?

    就像在這裡?

  • And then it's just like.

    然後就像。

  • Yeah, the space, oof!

    是啊,空間,嚯!

  • Oh, is that how people see me?

    哦,大家都是這麼看我的嗎?

  • But I, you know it's fine.

    但我,你知道它的罰款。

  • But everything else, it was really sweet.

    但其他的一切,真的很甜蜜。

  • I mean you know, I can't say anything-

    我的意思是,你知道,我不能說任何東西 -

  • The drawings are tough.

    圖紙很硬。

  • And I think what happens when people draw you

    我想當人們畫你的時候,會發生什麼

  • is they accentuate the one feature about your face

    他們突出了你臉上的一個特點。

  • that you maybe don't like.

    你可能不喜歡的。

  • It's the most extreme in an effort to capture you.

    為了抓住你,這是最極端的做法。

  • And it's flattery, but it is the meanest roast of your life.

    而這是奉承,但這是你一生中最刻薄的烤肉。

  • You're like, "Oh, well now I'm worried about that part."

    你會說,"哦,好吧,現在我很擔心那部分。"

  • What's the feature?

    有什麼特點?

  • Let's talk about it.

    我們談談吧

  • The photo of me looked like,

    我的照片看起來像。

  • it looked like if Dobby from "Harry Potter" was allowed

    它看起來像如果多比從 "哈利波特 "被允許。

  • to become a real boy. (laughing)

    成為一個真正的男孩。(笑)

  • It is very troubling!

    這是很麻煩的!

  • (Sona laughs)

    (Sona笑)

  • It was just like, "Oh, we gave him some man features."

    它只是喜歡,"哦,我們給他一些男人的特點。"

  • Every time they do those things of like,

    每次他們做這些事情的喜歡。

  • "Homer Simpson, what if you look like,

    "荷馬-辛普森,如果你長得像。

  • what would he look like as a real human?"

    他作為一個真正的人類會是什麼樣子?"

  • It looked liked that, but with Dobby.

    看起來像那樣,但有多比。

  • Aw, but Moses, I think that just means

    哦,但摩西,我認為這只是意味著

  • that you're very like,

    你很喜歡。

  • you're delicate.

    你很脆弱

  • I die on a beach, yeah.

    我死在沙灘上,是的。

  • Yeah, like I'm not trying to be mean.

    是啊,就像我不是故意的。

  • But you are, you look like a prince from another era

    但你是,你就像另一個時代的王子一樣

  • that like no one was allowed to touch.

    那喜歡沒有人被允許觸摸。

  • A delicate prince.

    一個精緻的王子。

  • Yes. (laughing)

    是的。(笑)

  • Yes, that is what I go,

    是的,我就是這麼走的。

  • "What's my brand, a delicate prince.

    "我的品牌是什麼,一個精緻的王子。

  • And don't touch this me, sir!"

    不要碰這個我,先生!"

  • (Sona laughs)

    (Sona笑)

  • That's somehow worse than the animation.

    這在某種程度上比動畫更糟糕。

  • That's worse than the drawing.

    這比圖紙還糟糕。

  • Oh come on, it's nice!

    哦,來吧,這是很好的!

  • You know what's good about it?

    你知道這有什麼好處嗎?

  • Is if somebody comes up to you

    如果有人來找你

  • and is like trying to underestimate you.

    並等於想小看你。

  • Like, I mean-

    就像,我的意思是...

  • I'm a delicate prince!

    我是一個精緻的王子!

  • You're not allowed to touch me!

    你不準碰我!

  • I'm a prince, not even a king.

    我是王子,甚至不是國王。

  • A prince means I didn't even earn it.

    王子的意思是我根本沒有賺到。

  • I was born into the status.

    我生來就是這樣的身份。

  • (laughing) Yes.

    (笑)是的。

  • Don't touch my crimson milk skin.

    不要碰我的深紅色的牛奶皮膚。

  • Have you ever been in a fight?

    你有沒有打過架?

  • I feel like you're just like a lover, not a fighter.

    我覺得你就像一個情人,而不是一個戰士。

  • Yeah, I was in a fight.

    是的,我在打架。

  • Maybe I was like 19.

    也許我當時像19歲。

  • Have you been in a fight?

    你有沒有打過架?

  • Never.

    從來沒有。

  • I've been in a lot of verbal fights,

    我的口舌之爭已經很多了。

  • but never a physical one.

    但從來沒有實體的。

  • It is insane when you zoom out

    你把它放大的時候很瘋狂

  • of a, 'cause like my girlfriend and I are very close.

    的,因為像我的女朋友和我很接近。

  • And we're also very loud together.

    而且我們在一起也很吵。

  • It started when we were making fun of couples

    是在我們取笑情侶的時候開始的

  • that had like weird names which are like "Sugar Cookie"

    有像怪異的名字 這是像 "糖餅乾"

  • and we're like what's the worst nickname?

    我們喜歡什麼是最糟糕的暱稱?

  • But now we've completely abandoned that bit.

    但現在我們已經完全放棄了這一點。

  • So we're actually calling each other

    所以我們其實是在互相稱呼

  • like, "You're Garbage, you're Pee."

    就像,"你是垃圾,你是尿"。

  • (Sona laughs)

    (Sona笑)

  • And there was just a woman like watering her plants

    還有就是一個女人,就像給她的植物澆水一樣

  • and had never heard this before.

    並從未聽說過這個。

  • So terrified.

    嚇得不輕。

  • Oh my God, I love your girlfriend.

    哦,我的上帝,我愛你的女朋友。

  • Can you tell Kantu I said hello?

    你能告訴Kantu我說你好嗎?

  • She loves you!

    她愛你!

  • She's always mad in the corner over there.

    她總是在那邊的角落裡發瘋。

  • You just keep her in the corner while you do this?

    你只是讓她在角落裡,而你這樣做?

  • Just tell her like, "Don't move from that spot"?

    就跟她說:"不要從那個地方走"?

  • It's not that I keep her there.

    不是我把她留在那裡。

  • She takes up residence in the corner,

    她在角落裡住了下來。

  • will mark her territory with some pee and then-

    將標記她的領土與一些小便,然後 -

  • (Sona laughing)

    (Sona笑)

  • She's always ready to attack.

    她隨時準備進攻。

  • She pees in a circle.

    她在圈裡撒尿。

  • My girlfriend's ready to attack.

    我的女朋友已經準備好進攻了。

  • And she's up on the ceiling like the movie "Hereditary",

    而她就像電影 "世襲 "一樣在天花板上。

  • where she's up, like ready to pounce.

    她在哪裡,像準備撲。

  • (Sona laughs)

    (Sona笑)

  • She wants me to stop doing this show.

    她要我停止做這個節目。

  • She creates all these burner accounts,

    她創建了所有這些燃燒器賬戶。

  • so all the YouTube comments, like,

    所以所有的YouTube評論,喜歡。

  • "This show sucks, where's Conan?"

    "這節目太爛了,柯南呢?"

  • It's all her.

    都是她。

  • Oh my God.

    哦,我的上帝。

  • That's the twinkle of fear that's in my eyes.

    那是我眼中閃爍的恐懼。

  • So how do I fix that?

    那麼如何解決這個問題呢?

  • Fix my life.

    修復我的生活。

  • I think you just give her whatever she wants.

    我想你只要給她任何她想要的東西。

  • Sona, thank you so much for joining us.

    索納,謝謝你這麼多的加入我們。

  • That was fun.

    這很有趣。

  • I love talking to you, Moses.

    我喜歡和你說話,摩西

  • Right?

    對吧?

  • Let's do this when it's not recorded.

    不錄的時候再錄吧。

  • I'm down!

    我下來了!

  • Where are you living?

    你住在哪裡?

  • Are you in (bleeping)?

    你在(嗶嗶聲)嗎?

  • Oh, let me give you my exact address on the air.

    哦,讓我給你我的確切地址在空氣中。

  • Yeah, (bleeping).

    是啊,(嗶嗶聲)。

  • The (bleeping) on.

    (嗶)上。

  • The (bleeping) really just (bleeping).

    嗶嗶)真的只是(嗶嗶)。

  • Yeah, yeah.

    是啊,是啊。

  • We're the only people still here in LA.

    我們是唯一還在洛杉磯的人。

  • Everybody's fled.

    大家都跑了

  • Yeah, well, the world's ending.

    是啊,世界末日了。

  • Thank you so much for joining us.

    非常感謝你加入我們。

  • "Sona Movsesian Fixes Your Life" is the show.

    "Sona Movsesian Fixes Your Life "就是這個節目。

  • Go to the Team Coco Instagram, you can see it all.

    去可可團隊的Instagram,你可以看到這一切。

  • Bye Moses. Bye Sona.

    再見,摩西。再見,索娜。

  • Say hi to Kantu for me.

    替我向Kantu問好

  • Kantu!

    坎圖!

  • She won't come off the ceiling.

    她不會從天花板上下來。

  • Okay, classic.

    好吧,經典。

  • All right, bye!

    好了,再見!

I see a window behind you and it's a sliding one.

我看到你身後有一扇窗,而且是滑動式的。

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