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  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,

    嘿,大家好。

  • WE'RE BACK WITH THE AUTHOR OF "IS THIS ANYTHING?," JERRY

    我們回來與 "這是什麼?"的作者,傑瑞。

  • SEINFELD.

    SEINFELD.

  • I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION THAT I ASKED YOU DURING

    我要問你一個問題,我問你的期間

  • "COMEDIANS AND CARS GETTING COFFEE," WHE DID THAT.

    "喜劇演員和汽車得到咖啡,"WHE做到了。

  • IT DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE CUT.

    它沒能被剪掉。

  • I DON'T THINK IT MADE TO THE EDIT WHAT PEOPLE SAW WHICH WAS

    我不認為它使編輯 人們看到了什麼,這是

  • NICE OF YOU BECAUSE IT'S A TERRIBLE QUESTION.

    你真好,因為這是一個可怕的問題。

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO ASK YOU?

    你知道我要問你什麼嗎?

  • >> YOU KNOW, YES.

    >> 你知道,是的。

  • >> Stephen: YOU ASKED ME, "IF I WAS A GUEST ON THE SHOW--" IT

    >> 你問我,"如果我是節目的嘉賓..."信息技術

  • WAS BETWEEN THE SHOWS, "WHAT WOULD YOU ASK ME?"

    是在節目之間,"你會問我什麼?"

  • AND I LITERALLY ASKED YOU THE FIRST THING THAT WAS ON MY MIND.

    我問你的第一件事就是我的想法。

  • AND YOU SAID,"THAT'S A TERRIBLE QUESTION."

    而你說,"這是一個可怕的問題。"

  • AND I SAID, "YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT."

    我說,"是的,你是對的。"

  • THE QUESTION WAS, "DO YOU STILL ENJOY DOING STAND-UP?"

    問題是,"你還喜歡做站立嗎?"

  • AND THE REASON WAS THAT I HAD JUST ENDED A SHOW THAT I HAD

    原因是我剛剛結束了一個節目,我已經。

  • DONE FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS, AND I STILL ENJOYED IT, BUT I COULD

    做了將近10年,我仍然喜歡它,但我可以。

  • TELL I WAS ABOUT TO NOT ENJOY IT.

    告訴我,我不喜歡它。

  • >> RIGHT.

    >> 右邊。

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT WAS ON MY MIND.

    >> Stephen:這就是我心中的想法。

  • MY M O, JERRY, DO YOU STILL ENJY DOING STAND-UP?

    我的M O,傑瑞,你還喜歡做站立嗎?

  • >> WELL, I DO, I REALLY DO.

    >> 好吧,我做,我真的做。

  • I THINK I'M ONE OF SHOWS SURFERS-- YOU KNOW, THOSE OLD

    我想我是一個節目衝浪者... 你知道,那些老傢伙。

  • GUYS THAT JUST STILL PADDLE OUT EVERY DAY, AND NOBODY EVEN KNOWS

    那些每天都在外面散步的傢伙,卻沒有人知道。

  • THEY'RE DOING IT.

    他們正在做的。

  • BUT IT'S LIKE, THEY HAVE TO DO IT, AND IT'S JUST PART OF THE

    但是,這就像,他們必須這樣做, 這只是一部分的。

  • DAY, AND PART OF THE DEAL, AND --

    日,和交易的一部分,和 --

  • >> Stephen: SURE.

    >> Stephen: SURE.

  • >> THAT'S WHY I DO IT.

    >> 這就是我為什麼要這麼做。

  • IT'S--... I-- I-- REALLY LIVE OFF IT.

    這是--....我... 我... 我... 靠它過活。

  • I LIVE OFF IT.

    我靠它生活。

  • IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, NATURAL, ENERGETIC THING.

    這是一個美麗的,自然的,能源的東西。

  • IT'S SO NATURAL AND REAL.

    它是如此的自然和真實。

  • AND I-- AND I-- I CAN BE ACCUSED OF USING TOO MANY SURFING

    我... 我... 我可以被指責使用了太多的SURFING。

  • ANALOGIES, BUT THAT'S THE THING I WANTED TO DO IN MY LIFE THEY

    對比一下,但這是我想在我的生活中做的事情,他們。

  • DIDN'T DO.

    沒有做。

  • I REALLY WANTED TO DO.

    我真的很想做。

  • >> AND NEVER DID IT.

    >> 從來沒有做到這一點。

  • >> Stephen: HAVE YOU BEEN ARB KUZZED OF USING TOO MANY SURFING

    >> Stephen:你有沒有因為使用了太多的SURFING而被ARB KUZZED了呢?

  • ANALOGIES IN THE PAST?

    ANALOGIES IN THE PAST?

  • >> YOU KNOW, I COULD BE, IF YOU SAID THAT.

    >> 你知道,如果你這麼說,我也可以。

  • >> Stephen: I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

    >> Stephen:我絕不會這樣做。

  • I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

    我絕不會這樣做。

  • IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.

    永遠不會太晚。

  • HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO GO SUSHING?

    你有試過去打獵嗎?

  • >> I TRIED 20 YEARS AGO.

    >> 我20年前就試過了。

  • YOU NEED A CERTAIN KIND OF KNEES, YOU KNOW.

    你需要某種類型的膝蓋,你知道的。

  • YOU NEED GOOD QUADS.

    你需要好的四重奏。

  • I DON'T HAVE IT.

    我沒有它。

  • I DON'T HAVE WHAT YOU NEED.

    我沒有你需要的東西。

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A FIRE OF SHARKS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?

    >> 史蒂芬:你有鯊魚的火種或類似的東西嗎?

  • I HAVE THE FEAR OF THE SHARKS WHERE THE WAVES ARE GOOD.

    我對波浪好的地方的鯊魚有恐懼感。

  • >> I'M AFRAID OF THE SHARKS ON YOUTUBE MORE THAN I AM IN REAL

    >> 我害怕YouTube上的鯊魚比我在現實中更害怕

  • LIFE.

    生活。

  • THE YOUTUBE SHARKS SCARE ME THE MOST.

    YOUTUBE的鯊魚嚇唬我最。

  • >> Stephen: VERY HUNGRY, VERY HUNGRY.

    >> Stephen:很餓,很餓。

  • >> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO STOP YOUTUBE FROM SENDING YOU SHARK

    >> 你知道如何阻止YOUTUBE向你發送鯊魚的資訊嗎?

  • ATTACK KAYAKERS VIDEOS?

    攻擊凱亞克人視頻?

  • HOW DO I MAKE THEM STOP?

    如何讓它們停止?

  • BECAUSE I WATCHED ONE-- I WATCHED ONE, AND I DON'T WANT TO

    因為我看了一個... ... 我看了一個,我不想再看了。

  • WATCH 30.

    看30。

  • >> Stephen: YOU HAVE TO-- >> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO STOP IT?

    >> Stephen:你必須... ... >> 你知道如何阻止它嗎?

  • >> Stephen: I DON'T.

    >> 史蒂芬:我不知道。

  • I DON'T.

    我不知道

  • I THINK YOU HAVE TO WATCH A LOT OF SOMETHING ELSE TO, LIKE,

    我想你得看很多其他的東西,喜歡。

  • THROW OFF THE ALGORITHM.

    扔掉這個算法。

  • >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

    >> 好吧,所有的權利。

  • >> Stephen: OR CHANGE THE NAME AND BURN OFF YOUR FINGERPRINTS,

    >> 斯蒂芬: 或者換個名字,然後燒掉你的手指頭。

  • BECAUSE THEY'VE GOT YOU NOW.

    因為他們現在已經抓住你了。

  • THAT'S IT.

    這就是它。

  • THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE HITTING YOU WITH.

    這就是他們打你的原因。

  • >> WELL, I WATCHED ONE.

    >> 好吧,我看了一個。

  • YOU WATCH ONE...

    你看一個...

  • YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL.

    你必須非常小心。

  • EVEN IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT, IF YOU LET IT PLAY, AND WITHOUT

    即使你不看它,如果你讓它播放,並沒有。

  • CLICKING "PLAY," BUT JUST KIND OF LET IT PLAY.

    點擊 "播放",但只是有點讓它播放。

  • >> Stephen: OH, WHERE IT DOES THE AUTOMATIC THING.

    >> Stephen: 哦,它在哪裡做自動的事情。

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • AND THEN THEY'LL SMELL YOU OUT AND GO, "OH, HE LIKES IT.

    然後他們會聞到你的氣味,然後說:"哦,他喜歡它。

  • GIVE HIM MORE OF THAT."

    給他更多的。"

  • >> Stephen: I FELL ASLEEP ONE NIGHT.

    >> 有一天晚上,我睡著了。

  • I WAS ON THE ROAD AND I PUT MY COMPUTER THERE, AND A HYPNOTIC

    我在路上,我把我的電腦在那裡,和HYPNOTIC的。

  • SLEEP VIDEO, SOMETHING TO MAKE ME GO TO SLEEP.

    睡眠視頻,讓我去睡覺的東西。

  • AND IT PLAYED LIKE SOMEONE GOING, "AND YOU'RE RELAXED, AND

    它發揮了像有人去, "你是放鬆,並

  • THERE'S A MEADOW--" WHATEVER, I WOKE UP AT, LIKE, 4:00 IN THE

    那裡有一個麥田 --"什麼的,我醒來的時候,喜歡,4: 00在。

  • MORNING, AND IT WAS STILL ON.

    早晨,它仍然在。

  • BUT IT HAD ALREADY PLAYED, WHATEVER THE ALGORITHM DECIDED,

    但它已經播放了,無論算法如何決定。

  • THERE WAS A WOMAN'S FACE THIS BIG GOING, "I AM YOUR FOCUS.

    有一個女人的臉這個大的去,"我是你的焦點。

  • YOU WILL SEND ME A CHECK FOR $1,000."

    你會給我一張1000美元的支票。"

  • AND I ALMOST DID IT.

    我幾乎做到了。

  • I JUST WANTED TO SEE, YOU KNOW, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I DID.

    我只是想看看,你知道,如果我這樣做會發生什麼。

  • >> YOU TYPING IN "HYPNOTIC SLEEP VIDEOS."

    >> 你輸入 "催眠視頻"。

  • YOUR WIFE WAS OUT OF TOWN, I ASSUME.

    你的妻子出城了,並假設。

  • >> Stephen: NO, I WAS OUT OF TOWN.

    >> Stephen:不,我是出城。

  • I WAS OUT OF TOWN.

    我是出城。

  • >> OH, YOU WERE OUT OF TOWN.

    >> 哦,你出城了。

  • >> Stephen: I DON'T SLEEP WELL--

    >> 我睡不好----------------------------------。

  • >> OH, THAT IS-- THE LEVEL OF SADNESS THAT YOU HAVE REACHED.

    >> 哦,那是... ... 你所達到的悲傷程度。

  • HYPNOTIC SLEEP VIDEOS?

    催眠視頻?

  • >> Stephen: WHAT, IT'S-- I DON'T WANT TO POP PILLS.

    >> 什麼,它是 -- 我不想彈丸。

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR HOLLYWOOD ANSWER SJER.

    我不知道你的好萊塢答案是什麼 SJER。

  • BUT I'M NOT A PILL POPPER.

    但我不是一個藥丸愛好者。

  • >> TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION.

    >> 超凡冥想。

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU MEDITATE?

    >> Stephen:你冥想嗎?

  • >> OH, YEAH, I'M THE BIG MEDITATOR GUY.

    >> 哦,是的,我是一個大的冥想者的傢伙。

  • ONE OF THE GREAT MEDITATOR S.

    偉大的冥想家之一S.

  • >> Stephen: I HAD NO IDEA.

    >> Stephen: 我不知道。

  • I HAD NO IDEA.

    我不知道。

  • >> YEAH, SINCE 1972.

    >> 是的,從1972年開始。

  • >> Stephen: I LIKE THE BREATHING.

    >> 我喜歡呼吸。

  • YOU HAVE BEEN MEDITATING SINCE 1972.

    你從1972年就開始冥想了。

  • >> I HAVE BEEN DOING TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION SINCE

    >> 我一直在做超凡入聖的冥想,自

  • 1972.

    1972.

  • IT'S THE GREATEST TECHNIQUE FOR REST AND LOWERING THE STRESS

    這是最好的休息和減輕壓力的技術。

  • LEVEL.

    水準:

  • LOOK AT ME.

    看著我。

  • DON'T YOU WONDER, HOW COULD THIS GUY BE SO RELAXED AND SO HAPPY

    你不覺得奇怪嗎,這傢伙怎麼會這麼放鬆,這麼開心呢?

  • IN IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS TERB CRISIS?"

    "在這場土地危機中?"

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT I SAID BEFORE THE CAMERA TURNED ON.

    >> 這就是我在開機前說的。

  • THAT'S WHAT I SAID, "YOU SEEM RELAXED."

    這就是我說的,"你看起來很放鬆。"

  • AND YOU SAID, "YES."

    而你說,"是的。"

  • AND I SAID, "IT MUST BE LONELY."

    我說,"它必須是孤獨的。"

  • >> NO, IT'S TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION.

    >> 不,這是超凡的冥想。

  • >> >> Stephen: I'LL TRY IT.

    >> >> 斯蒂芬。我會嘗試的。

  • IS THERE AN APP OR SOMETHING?

    是否有一個APP或什麼東西?

  • >> NO.

    >> NO.

  • >> Stephen: THIS IS MY LIFE, THIS IS IT.

    >> Stephen:這是我的生活,這是它。

  • >> JUST TYPE IN "HYPNOTIC SLEEP VIDEOS."

    >> 只要輸入 "催眠視頻"。

  • >> Stephen: JERRY WE'RE NOT CLOSE TO TALKING ABOUT YOUR BOOK

    >> Stephen:傑瑞,我們還沒到談你的書的地步

  • YET.

    是的

  • THEY'RE WAVING NUMBERS TO ME HERE BUT THEY'RE MEANINGLESS TO

    他們在這裡對我揮舞著數字,但對我來說毫無意義

  • ME BECAUSE I'M TALKING TO JERRY SEINFELD.

    因為我在和傑瑞・塞夫德說話。

  • YOU HAVE A BOOK.

    你有一本書。

  • IT'S CALLED "IS THIS ANYTHING?" FOR THE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO

    這就是所謂的 "這是什麼東西?"對於人們在那裡誰

  • AREN'T COMEDIANS WHO AREN'T TRYING TO COME UP WITH JOKES

    喜劇演員不是不試著想出笑話嗎?

  • WITH THEIR FRIENDS, EXPLAIN WHAT "IS THIS ANYTHING?" MEANS TO

    與他們的朋友,解釋 "這是什麼東西?"意味著什麼。

  • YOU?

    你呢?

  • >> ""IS THIS ANYTHING?" IS WHAT I SAY BEFORE YOU TRY A BIT OUT

    >> ""這是什麼東西?"是我說的,在你嘗試一點之前

  • ON ANOTHER COMEDIAN.

    在另一個喜劇演員。

  • I HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT MY WHOLE LIFE.

    我一直在說這句話,我的整個生活。

  • SO THIS BOOK, STEPHEN, THAT'S EVERYTHING I-- I'VE DONE WITH MY

    所以這本書,史蒂芬,這就是我... ...我對我的書所做的一切。

  • LIFE.

    生活。

  • THAT'S MY WHOLE LIFE IN A BOOK.

    這就是我在書中的全部生活。

  • >> Stephen: IT'S DOUBLE SPACED.

    >> Stephen:它的雙倍空間。

  • IT'S-- IT'S DOUBLE SPACED, JERRY.

    這是... ... 這是雙倍的步行,傑瑞。

  • YOU'VE PADDED OUT YOUR LIFE.

    你已經把你的人生鋪滿了。

  • ( LAUGHTER ).

    (笑):

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • >> Stephen: IT'S LITERALLY DOUBLE SPACED.

    >> Stephen:它完全是雙倍的空間。

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • BECAUSE IT-- BECAUSE IT READS LIKE A-- A STAND-UP RESIDENT

    因為它... 因為它看起來像一個... 一個站立的居民。

  • BETTER THAT WAY.

    BETTER THAT WAY.

  • >> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND.

    >> 斯蒂芬:我明白了。

  • I DON'T REALLY.

    我真的不知道。

  • >> WHY DON'T YOU PERFORM ONE OF THE BITS IN THERE.

    >> 你為什麼不表演其中的一段呢?

  • >> AT THE POST OFFICE THEY HAVE POSTERS.

    >> 在郵局,他們有海報。

  • COLLECT STAMPS.

    收集郵票。

  • IT'S FUN.

    它的樂趣。

  • REALLY, AT WHAT POINT IN STAMP COLLECTING DO YOU FEEL THE FUN

    其實,在收集郵票的什麼時候,你才會覺得有趣呢?

  • IS REALLY KICKING IN?

    是真的開始了嗎?

  • YOU GET THE STAMP.

    你得到的印章。

  • YOU BRING IT HOME.

    你把它帶回家。

  • YOU PUT IT IN A DRAWER.

    你把它放在抽屜裡。

  • COME BACK A YEAR LATER.

    一年後再來。

  • 'HEY, STILL GOT IT!

    '嘿,還是有的!

  • THAT STAMP-- THAT STAMP IS COLLECTED' I GUESS YOU NEVER GET

    那枚郵票... 那枚郵票被收藏了,我想你永遠不會得到

  • BORED OF THE STAMPS.

    厭倦了郵票。

  • YOU CAN TURN THEM OVER.

    你可以把它們翻過來。

  • YOU'VE GOT THE GLUE COLLECTION.

    你已經得到了膠水收藏。

  • THEY ALWAYS SAY, "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY."

    他們總是說,"整個家庭的樂趣。"

  • NOTHING IS FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.

    沒有什麼是有趣的整個家庭。

  • THERE ARE NO MASSAGE PARLORS ARE ICE CREAM AND DPRE JEWELRY, NO

    沒有按摩店,都是冰激凌和DPRE珠寶,沒有。

  • RACETRACKS-- >> THAT'S A GOOD OUTLET.

    賽車架 -- >> 這是一個很好的OUTLET。

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S QUITE DELIGHTFUL.

    >> Stephen:這是相當美味的。

  • QUITE DELIGHTFUL.

    相當精彩。

  • WHAT IS MAKING YOU LAUGH THESE DAYS?

    這些天是什麼讓你笑?

  • PEOPLE NEED-- WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?

    人們需要--你在看什麼?

  • >> YOU KNOW, I'M WATCHING A LOT OF MARX BROTHERS THESE DAYS.

    >> 你知道嗎,這些天我看了很多馬克思兄弟的電影。

  • >> Stephen: GROUCHO RIGHT OVER YOUR SHOULDER.

    >> Stephen:在你的肩膀上的GROUCHO。

  • >> I LOVE THE BROTHERS.

    >> 我愛兄弟。

  • I ALWAYS HAVE.

    我一直都有。

  • IT'S A FASCINATING SHOW BUSINESS STORY.

    這是一個快速的表演商業故事。

  • THEIR KINETIC ENERGY, THEIR TIMING, THEIR PHYSICAL STUFF,

    他們的KINETIC能量,他們的時間,他們的物理的東西。

  • THEIR VERBAL STUFF, YOU CAN JUST TAKE IT APART ENDLESSLY AND

    他們的動詞,你可以直接把它拆開,然後...

  • APPRECIATE IT.

    欣賞它。

  • AND IT JUST HOLDS UP SO BEAUTIFULLY.

    它只是保持瞭如此美麗的。

  • THE MATERIAL IS SO FUNNY STILL.

    材料是如此有趣的仍然。

  • >> Stephen: DO YOUR CHILDREN THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, JERRY?

    >> Stephen:你的孩子認為你很有趣嗎,傑瑞?

  • >> YOU KNOW, UHM, YES, THEY DO.

    >> 你知道,嗯,是的,他們是這樣做的。

  • THEY DO.

    他們做。

  • I DO PRETTY WELL.

    我做得很好。

  • >> Stephen: IS IT IMPORTANT TO YOU THAT THEY THINK YOU'RE

    >> Stephen:對你來說,重要的是他們認為你是...

  • FUNNY?

    好玩嗎?

  • >> IT'S IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE-- ANYONE YOU ARE DOING

    >> 重要的是,每個人... ... 你要做的任何人

  • A JOKE TO, YOU WANT THEM TO LAUGH, DON'T YOU?

    開個玩笑,你想讓他們笑,是嗎?

  • >> Stephen: OF COURSE, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE TO IDENTIFY YOU,

    >> 當然,但他們不需要識別你。

  • NATURALLY AS DAD EQUALS FUNNY.

    自然而然地作為爸爸等於有趣。

  • IT COULD BE DAD.

    它可能是爸爸。

  • THERE COULD BE OTHER QUALITIES DAD HAS.

    爸爸可能還有其他的特質。

  • >> OH, YEAH, I HAVE OTHER QUALITIES.

    >> 哦,是的,我還有其他的資格。

  • >> Stephen: NAME ONE.

    >> Stephen:名稱一:

  • NAME ONE.

    名稱一:

  • NAME ONE.

    名稱一:

  • >> UHM...

    >> UHM...

  • >> Stephen: I HAVE A FACT-CHECKING TEAM HERE THAT IS

    >> Stephen:我有一個事實檢查小組在這裡,是。

  • SHAKING THEIR HEADS.

    搖頭晃腦。

  • YOU'RE NOT WHAT?

    你不是什麼?

  • >> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT ATTENTIVE.

    >> 你知道,我不專心。

  • I'M-- I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO DO A FAVOR FOR ANYONE THAT NEEDS A

    我... 我很樂意為任何需要幫助的人做一件事

  • FAVOR.

    寵愛。

  • >> Stephen: JERRY, I'M DOING A BENEFIT LATER THIS YEAR, I'M

    >> 傑瑞,我今年晚些時候要做一個慈善活動,我將會在這裡。

  • DOING A BENEFIT LATER THIS YEAR, AND FICOULD INTERVIEW YOU FOR

    今年晚些時候做一個福利,FICOULD會面試你,為你提供服務。

  • THIS BENEFIT THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC.

    這個福利,會是非常棒的。

  • >> SURE, I'M IN.

    >> 當然,我在。

  • >> Stephen: GREAT, DONE.

    >> Stephen:很好,完成了。

  • THAT'S ON TAPE.

    這是在錄音帶上。

  • THAT STAYS IN THE INTERVIEW RIGHT THERE.

    這停留在採訪中就在那裡。

  • >> ALL THOSE WORDS AGAINST ME, AS LINDSEY GRAHAM SAID.

    >> 所有這些話都是針對我的,就像林賽・格雷厄姆說的那樣。

  • "SAVE THE TAPE."

    "保存錄像帶。"

  • >> Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.

    >> Stephen:讓我問你一些其他的事情。

  • THIS OP-ED YOU DID IN THE "NEW YORK TIMES" ABOUT NEW YORK,

    你在 "紐約時報 "上發表的這篇關於紐約的專欄文章。

  • ABOUT PEOPLE SAYING NEW YORK IS DEAD.

    關於人們說紐約已經死了。

  • I DON'T KNOW A SINGLE PERSON WHO ACTUALLY HAS STAYED IN NEW YORK

    我不知道一個單人誰實際上已經留在紐約。

  • WHO WASN'T OFFENDED BY PEOPLE SAYING, "NEW YORK IS DEAD.

    誰也不會因為人們說 "紐約已經死了 "而感到不快。

  • IT'S NEVER COMING BACK."

    它永遠不會回來。"

  • THE PRESIDET JUST SAID-- WHAT DID HE SAY?

    總統剛剛說了... 他說了什麼?

  • IT'S A GHOST TOWN.

    這是一個鬼城。

  • DOESN'T KNOW IF THE TOWN IS GOING TO RECOVER.

    不知道這個城市是否會恢復。

  • DO YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS ABOUT THE PRESIDENT'S ASSESSMENT?

    你對主席的評估有什麼看法?

  • >> WELL, YOU KNOW, ANYBODY CAN LOOK AT THIS PRESENT MOMENT AND

    >> 好吧,你知道,任何人都可以看到這個目前的時刻,並。

  • ASSUME THAT THAT'S THE WAY THINGS WILL ALWAYS BE, AND

    假設這就是事情的發展方向,並且... ...

  • THAT'S JUST-- THAT'S A-- THAT'S A FOIBLE OF HUMAN PERCEPTION.

    那只是... ... 那是... ... 那是人類的錯誤認識。

  • WE THINK TODAY IS EVERYTHING.

    我們認為今天就是一切。

  • WE-- WE STRUGGLE TO ZOOM OUT TO SEE-- THIS IS ALL JUST ANOTHER

    我們... ... 我們努力放大看... ... 這一切只是另一個

  • PASSING MOMENT.

    傳球時刻:

  • IT'S-- THESE ARE ALL JUST PASSING MOMENTS.

    這... ... 這些都是剛剛過去的時刻。

  • >> Stephen: ARE YOU BEING TRANSCENDENTAL RIGHT NOW?

    >> 史蒂芬:你現在正在做超凡脫俗的事嗎?

  • IS THIS THE MEDITATION TALKING?

    這是冥想說話嗎?

  • >> YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BIT.

    >> 你知道,一點點。

  • YOU DO KIND OF TRANSCEND THE-- YOU KNOW, DON'T-- WHAT'S THE

    你知道嗎,不... ...

  • NAME OF THAT THING THAT THEY USE IN CALIFORNIA?

    他們在加州使用的那個東西的名字?

  • >> Stephen: E.K.G..

    >> Stephen:E. K. G.

  • SEISMOGRAPH?

    SEISMOGRAPH?

  • THIS THING?

    這個東西?

  • >> YOU KNOW, DON'T DO THAT WITH YOUR LIFE.

    >> 你知道,不要用你的生命去做。

  • DON'T DO THAT WITH YOUR DAY.

    不要在你的日子裡這樣做。

  • THAT'S THE-- THAT'S THE TENDENCY.

    這就是... ... 這就是趨勢。

  • SOMETHING GOOD, I GO UP.

    有什麼好東西,我就上去。

  • SOMETHING BAD, I GO DOWN.

    有什麼不好的事,我就下去了。

  • SOMETHING GOOD-- YOU DON'T LIVE LIKE THAT.

    一些好的東西 -- 你不喜歡這樣的生活。

  • NEW YORK CITY HAS BEEN MY NORTH STAR MY WHOLE LIFE.

    紐約市是我一生中的北斗星。

  • I KNOW IT'S NOT GOING TO LEAVE US AS THIS VERY UNIQUE CULTURE

    我知道它不會離開我們,因為這種獨特的文化。

  • ENVIRONMENT AND PERSONALITY.

    環境和個性;

  • NEW YORK IS A PERSONALITY TO ME.

    紐約對我來說是一個個性。

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

    >> Stephen:是的。

  • >> IT'S NOT JUST A CITY.

    >> 這不僅僅是一個城市。

  • AND, YOU KNOW, EVERY CITY HAS ITS RESIDENTS THAT ACT A CERTAIN

    而且,你知道,每個城市都有我的居民,他們有一定的行為。

  • WAY.

    辦法。

  • NEW YORK HAS A VERY CERTAIN PERSONALITY.

    紐約有一種非常獨特的個性。

  • YOU CAN'T TRANSPLANT THAT TO KNOXVILLE.

    你不能把它移植到KNOXVILLE。

  • IT WON'T WORK.

    它不會工作。

  • >> Stephen: ALSO A LOVE TOWN, THOUGH.

    >> Stephen:所以一個愛的城市,但。

  • >> OKAY.

    >> OKAY。

  • >> Stephen: IT'S A NATIONALLY TELEVISED SHOW.

    >> 史蒂芬:這是一個全國性的電視節目。

  • IT'S A NATIONALLY TELEVISED SHOW.

    這是一個全國性的電視節目。

  • >> MAYBE CUT THE SWEARING OUT AND BROADEN THE APPEAL.

    >> 也許可以刪掉宣誓的內容,擴大上訴範圍。

  • >> Stephen: ( BLEEP ) THOSE PEOPLE.

    >> Stephen:(BLEEP)這些人。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK,

    (笑)我們必須採取一個快速的休息。

  • JERRY, BUT STICK AROUND EVERYBODY, WE'LL BE BACK WITH

    傑瑞,但堅持在大家身邊,我們會回來的。

  • MORE FROM THE AUTHOR OF "IS THIS ANYTHING?," JERRY SEINFELD.

    更多 "這是什麼嗎?"的作者傑瑞-塞費爾德的文章。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,

嘿,大家好。

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