Name: 傑瑞-塞恩菲爾德把做脫口秀比作每天衝浪。 (Jerry Seinfeld Compares Doing Stand Up Comedy To Hitting The Surf Every Day)
Uploaded: 2020-10-28T18:17:17.000Z
Duration: 10 min 57 s

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WE'RE BACK WITH THE AUTHOR OF "IS THIS ANYTHING?," JERRY

我們回來與 "這是什麼？"的作者，傑瑞。

I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION THAT I ASKED YOU DURING

我要問你一個問題，我問你的期間

"COMEDIANS AND CARS GETTING COFFEE," WHE DID THAT.

"喜劇演員和汽車得到咖啡，"WHE做到了。

I DON'T THINK IT MADE TO THE EDIT WHAT PEOPLE SAW WHICH WAS

我不認為它使編輯 人們看到了什麼，這是

NICE OF YOU BECAUSE IT'S A TERRIBLE QUESTION.

你真好，因為這是一個可怕的問題。

>> Stephen: YOU ASKED ME, "IF I WAS A GUEST ON THE SHOW--" IT

>> 你問我，"如果我是節目的嘉賓..."信息技術

WAS BETWEEN THE SHOWS, "WHAT WOULD YOU ASK ME?"

是在節目之間，"你會問我什麼？"

AND I LITERALLY ASKED YOU THE FIRST THING THAT WAS ON MY MIND.

我問你的第一件事就是我的想法。

AND YOU SAID,"THAT'S A TERRIBLE QUESTION."

而你說，"這是一個可怕的問題。"

THE QUESTION WAS, "DO YOU STILL ENJOY DOING STAND-UP?"

問題是，"你還喜歡做站立嗎？"

AND THE REASON WAS THAT I HAD JUST ENDED A SHOW THAT I HAD

原因是我剛剛結束了一個節目，我已經。

DONE FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS, AND I STILL ENJOYED IT, BUT I COULD

做了將近10年，我仍然喜歡它，但我可以。

>> Stephen:這就是我心中的想法。

MY M O, JERRY, DO YOU STILL ENJY DOING STAND-UP?

我的M O，傑瑞，你還喜歡做站立嗎？

I THINK I'M ONE OF SHOWS SURFERS-- YOU KNOW, THOSE OLD

我想我是一個節目衝浪者... 你知道，那些老傢伙。

GUYS THAT JUST STILL PADDLE OUT EVERY DAY, AND NOBODY EVEN KNOWS

那些每天都在外面散步的傢伙，卻沒有人知道。

BUT IT'S LIKE, THEY HAVE TO DO IT, AND IT'S JUST PART OF THE

但是，這就像，他們必須這樣做， 這只是一部分的。

這是--....我... 我... 我... 靠它過活。

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, NATURAL, ENERGETIC THING.

這是一個美麗的，自然的，能源的東西。

AND I-- AND I-- I CAN BE ACCUSED OF USING TOO MANY SURFING

我... 我... 我可以被指責使用了太多的SURFING。

ANALOGIES, BUT THAT'S THE THING I WANTED TO DO IN MY LIFE THEY

對比一下，但這是我想在我的生活中做的事情，他們。

>> Stephen: HAVE YOU BEEN ARB KUZZED OF USING TOO MANY SURFING

>> Stephen:你有沒有因為使用了太多的SURFING而被ARB KUZZED了呢？

>> YOU KNOW, I COULD BE, IF YOU SAID THAT.

>> 你知道，如果你這麼說，我也可以。

YOU NEED A CERTAIN KIND OF KNEES, YOU KNOW.

你需要某種類型的膝蓋，你知道的。

>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A FIRE OF SHARKS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?

>> 史蒂芬：你有鯊魚的火種或類似的東西嗎？

I HAVE THE FEAR OF THE SHARKS WHERE THE WAVES ARE GOOD.

我對波浪好的地方的鯊魚有恐懼感。

>> I'M AFRAID OF THE SHARKS ON YOUTUBE MORE THAN I AM IN REAL

>> 我害怕YouTube上的鯊魚比我在現實中更害怕

>> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO STOP YOUTUBE FROM SENDING YOU SHARK

>> 你知道如何阻止YOUTUBE向你發送鯊魚的資訊嗎？

BECAUSE I WATCHED ONE-- I WATCHED ONE, AND I DON'T WANT TO

因為我看了一個... ... 我看了一個，我不想再看了。

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE TO-- >> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO STOP IT?

>> Stephen:你必須... ... >> 你知道如何阻止它嗎？

I THINK YOU HAVE TO WATCH A LOT OF SOMETHING ELSE TO, LIKE,

我想你得看很多其他的東西，喜歡。

>> Stephen: OR CHANGE THE NAME AND BURN OFF YOUR FINGERPRINTS,

>> 斯蒂芬: 或者換個名字，然後燒掉你的手指頭。

EVEN IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT, IF YOU LET IT PLAY, AND WITHOUT

即使你不看它，如果你讓它播放，並沒有。

CLICKING "PLAY," BUT JUST KIND OF LET IT PLAY.

點擊 "播放"，但只是有點讓它播放。

>> Stephen: OH, WHERE IT DOES THE AUTOMATIC THING.

>> Stephen: 哦，它在哪裡做自動的事情。

AND THEN THEY'LL SMELL YOU OUT AND GO, "OH, HE LIKES IT.

然後他們會聞到你的氣味，然後說："哦，他喜歡它。

I WAS ON THE ROAD AND I PUT MY COMPUTER THERE, AND A HYPNOTIC

我在路上，我把我的電腦在那裡，和HYPNOTIC的。

SLEEP VIDEO, SOMETHING TO MAKE ME GO TO SLEEP.

睡眠視頻，讓我去睡覺的東西。

AND IT PLAYED LIKE SOMEONE GOING, "AND YOU'RE RELAXED, AND

它發揮了像有人去， "你是放鬆，並

THERE'S A MEADOW--" WHATEVER, I WOKE UP AT, LIKE, 4:00 IN THE

那裡有一個麥田 --"什麼的，我醒來的時候，喜歡，4: 00在。

BUT IT HAD ALREADY PLAYED, WHATEVER THE ALGORITHM DECIDED,

但它已經播放了，無論算法如何決定。

THERE WAS A WOMAN'S FACE THIS BIG GOING, "I AM YOUR FOCUS.

有一個女人的臉這個大的去，"我是你的焦點。

你會給我一張1000美元的支票。"

I JUST WANTED TO SEE, YOU KNOW, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I DID.

我只是想看看，你知道，如果我這樣做會發生什麼。

>> YOU TYPING IN "HYPNOTIC SLEEP VIDEOS."

>> 我睡不好----------------------------------。

>> OH, THAT IS-- THE LEVEL OF SADNESS THAT YOU HAVE REACHED.

>> 哦，那是... ... 你所達到的悲傷程度。

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