Oh, no problem.

哦，沒問題。

Thank you very much.

非常感謝你。

How you doing, Andy?

你怎麼樣，安迪？

I'm doing well.

我做得很好。

How are you?

你好嗎？

Well, pretty good.

嗯，相當不錯。

I wish your applause had gone on just a little longer.

我希望你們的掌聲能再長一點。

Oh, and there.

哦，還有那裡。

That's perfect.

這是完美的。

Okay, Thank you very much.

好吧，非常感謝你。

You're welcome.

不客氣

You are.

你是。

You are definitely loved.

你絕對是被愛的。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Me and all these fake people.

我和所有這些假人。

Thank you so much.

非常感謝你。

Yeah, I do.

是的，我有。

Thank you for bringing that up, by the way.

順便說一句，謝謝你提出這個問題。

A zoo?

動物園呢？

You know, ladies and gentlemen, a lot of other shows.

女士們先生們，你們知道，還有很多其他的節目。

No audience.

沒有觀眾。

We've got a packed house.

我們已經得到了一個包裝的房子。

That's right.

是的

You sent us your photos.

你把你的照片發給我們

We turn him into cutouts.

我們把他變成剪紙。

And this place is jam packed beyond capacity.

而這個地方已經被塞得滿滿當當了。

The aisles air full.

過道上的空氣滿滿的。

We even have a cut out of a really angry fire marshal.

我們甚至有一個非常憤怒的消防隊長的剪影。

Man.

人。

I've never seen him so angry.

我從來沒見過他這麼生氣。

Well, it's very dangerous.

嗯，這是非常危險的。

Yeah, you know, he's entirely within his rights.

是的，你知道，他完全有權利。

E think he is.

我認為他是。

I want to say thank you to all our fans that have participated, sent in photographs of themselves.

我想對所有參與、寄來自己照片的粉絲說聲謝謝。

I just I really do have to thank each and every one of you, except one one fan.

我只是我真的要感謝你們每一個人，除了一個粉絲。

I really do not like his name's Caleb, and he's from Kansas City, Missouri.

我真的不喜歡他的名字Caleb，他來自密蘇里州堪薩斯城。

Look at him so high and mighty, huh?

你看他這麼高大上，是吧？

Caleb?

迦勒？

Caleb thinks he's so much better than me just sitting there, judging me, the whole show, thinking he could do a better job.

迦勒認為他比我強多了 只是坐在那裡，判斷我，整個節目，認為他可以做得更好。

Caleb, why can't you be more like Natalie from Westland Michigan?

Caleb 你為什麼不能像密歇根州韋斯特蘭的Natalie那樣?

She's fantastic.

她真是太棒了

She's everything.

她就是我的一切

You're not Caleb.

你不是Caleb

Yeah, but we have a special.

是的，但我們有一個特殊的。

She and I understand each other.

她和我互相理解。

It's magical what we have.

我們擁有的東西很神奇。

But you'd never get it, would you, Caleb?

但你永遠也不會明白，對吧，凱勒布？

Because your heart is filled with hate.

因為你的心裡充滿了仇恨。

You couldn't understand in a million years, Caleb, just looking at your disdain, your face so filled with anger any time you want to go, Caleb, I'm right here.

你一百萬年都不明白，迦勒，看你那不屑一顧的樣子，你的臉上充滿了憤怒，任何時候你想走，迦勒，我就在這裡。

Any time you want a piece of this.

任何時候你都想吃這個。

You wanna go?

你想去嗎？

You wanna go?

你想去嗎？

Caleb?

迦勒？

I'll go if you want to go.

你想去我就去。

You're right, Natalie.

你是對的，娜塔莉。

He's not worth it.

他不值得。

He's not worth it.

他不值得。

It all Thank you.

這一切謝謝你。

You lucked out.

你很幸運

You looked at this time, Caleb.

你看這個時候，迦勒。

She saved your ass.

她救了你一命

Wow.

哇哦

I think I'm losing it.

我想我失去了它。

What do you think, Andy?

你覺得呢，安迪？

I think you're fine.

我想你很好。

Thanks, pal.

謝謝你，夥計。

You've never seen more healthy.

你沒見過更健康的。

Good.

很好啊

Good.

很好啊

All right.

好吧，我知道了

I just almost got into it with a cardboard man.

我只是差點和一個紙板人搞在一起。

named Caleb when my fake cardboard girlfriend Nathalie stepped in and saved the day.

名為凱萊布，當我的假紙板女友納塔莉介入並拯救了一天。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Onley get into fights that you know you're gonna win.

安利參加那些你知道你會贏的戰鬥。

Thank you, pal.

謝謝你，夥計。

Thank you.

謝謝你了