(bright upbeat music playing)

（明亮的歡快的音樂播放）

A lot of work goes into a short late night stand-up set.

一場短短的深夜脫口秀，要付出很多努力。

Join me, J.P. Buck as I spotlight the comedians

請加入我，J. P. Buck，我將聚焦於喜劇演員。

who came up with some of my favorite program sets.

誰提出了一些我最喜歡的程序集。

This is The Set Up.

這就是 "設置"。

Please welcome the very funny, Beth Stelling.

請歡迎非常有趣的貝絲-斯特林。

Hi Beth.

嗨，貝絲。

Hello. Thank you for having me, JP.

你好，謝謝你邀請我，JP謝謝你邀請我，JP。

(upbeat music progressing)

（歡快的音樂進展）

This set was so long ago. You recorded it on a flip cam.

這一套是很久以前的事了。你用攝像頭錄的

(Beth laughing softly)

（貝絲輕笑）

I saw that. That made me laugh really hard.

我看到了。這讓我笑得很厲害。

(Buck laughing softly)

（巴克輕笑）

I tried to find the video

我試著去找視頻

and it's like, this no longer exists.

它的樣子，這不再存在。

I'm like, oh, they went out of business I guess.

我想，哦，他們破產了，我猜。

(Beth laughing loudly)

（貝絲大笑）

They ran out of space

他們沒有空間了

of everybody capturing things from inside their pockets.

每個人都從口袋裡捕捉東西。

(Buck laughing loudly)

（巴克大笑）

I think that, I think it's so funny too,

我覺得，我也覺得很好笑。

like going back just to see how I talked to you in email.

就像回去看看我是怎麼跟你發郵件的。

I mean, I'm not that much different but it was just funny.

我的意思是，我沒有什麼不同，但它只是有趣。

Like, you know how you always hope

就像，你知道你總是希望

that you're not like weird or say something you regret.

你不喜歡怪異 或說一些你後悔。

Like if you go back through Myspace message or something.

就像如果你通過Myspace的消息或東西回去。

I think we were, definitely our emails back and forth

我想我們是，絕對是我們的電子郵件來回。

were a little bit more formal than they are now.

是比現在更正式一點。

Yeah. Not my fault bitch. I'm just kidding.

是啊，不是我的錯，婊子。不是我的錯，婊子。我只是在開玩笑。

(both laughing loudly)

（兩個大笑）

Why don't we just jump into this and start watching?

我們為什麼不直接跳進這裡面開始看呢？

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

(bright upbeat music playing)

（明亮的歡快的音樂播放）

Did you just hear my pen clicking over and over again?

你剛才是不是聽到我的筆在不停地點擊？

I'm like, (Beth shrieking loudly)

我想，（貝絲大聲尖叫）。

(laughing loudly)

（大笑）

I heard that. You're like, oh no, we're gonna watch this?

我聽到了 I heard that.你想，哦，不，我們要看這個？

It's so cringe. (soft blaring)

它是如此的畏縮。（軟高音）

But I'm excited to watch it with you.

但我很興奮能和你一起看。

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（明亮的歡快的音樂進展）

You walk with purpose. Look at that.

你走得很有目標看看這個

I was like, just head down,

我當時想，就低頭。

making sure that I made it to that X.

確保我到了那個X。

(both laughing loudly)

（兩個大笑）

That's right. They do, you do,

沒錯，他們有，你也有他們做的，你做的。

there is an X right there for you to hit.

有一個X在那裡為你打。

You try to make it look cool but you're just like,

你想讓它看起來很酷，但你只是喜歡，

it's funny that the little things

有趣的是，這些小事

you get wrapped up in, you know?

你得到包裹在，你知道嗎？

(Buck laughing) Cause the truth is,

(巴克笑)因為事實是：

like yes, you need to hit it but you don't need

就像是的，你需要打它，但你不需要。

to be like right on it.

要像對它。

(laughing loudly)

（大笑）

But nothing but very different.

但什麼都沒有，但很不一樣。

A little curtain, I'm opening the curtain for you,

小簾子，我給你開簾子。

walking out, finding your act and then performing

走出去，找到自己的表演，然後進行

not only just for the studio audience

不僅僅是為演播室的觀眾

but knowing it's going out to a lot of people

但知道它的出去很多人，

and gonna live on YouTube forever.

並將永遠活在YouTube上。

(bright upbeat music playing)

（明亮的歡快的音樂播放）

Gosh, I'm wearing those shoes from Payless.

天哪，我穿的是Payless的鞋子。

I have like two pairs still left in my mom's house.

我有像兩對還留在我媽媽的房子。

And then those are like H&M, like capri pants.

然後那些就像H&M一樣，像capri褲一樣。

That's like the equivalent of a male

這就像一個男性

(Buck laughing loudly) wearing shorts on Conan.

(巴克大笑)穿短褲上柯南。

I recently moved from Illinois to California

我最近從伊利諾伊州搬到加州

and I think that you would be hard pressed

而且我想你很難做到

to find anybody here tonight

今晚在這裡找到任何人

who's done something that brave,

誰做的事情那麼勇敢。

(audience laughing softly) but I did.

(觀眾輕笑)但我做到了。

And I just got some news for my sister back home.

而我剛剛得到了一些消息，讓我的妹妹回家。

She and her boyfriend accidentally planned a baby.

她和男友意外地計劃了一個孩子。

(audience laughing progressing)

（觀眾笑聲不斷）

I am cringing.

我都快嚇死了。

Okay. Sorry.

好吧，對不起

It's making me like giddy in a bad way.

這讓我像頭暈目眩的壞辦法。

(both laughing softly)

（都在輕聲笑）

I just think it's to put-on.

我只是覺得這是把。

But I'm a freaking 25-year-old, you know what I mean?

但我是個25歲的怪胎，你知道我的意思嗎？

Like this is on there forever.

就像這是在那裡永遠。

You get to see me like this and now I've changed

你能看到我這樣，現在我已經改變了。

but it's up there forever.

但它是在那裡永遠。

(both laughing loudly)

（兩個大笑）

I just wouldn't do it more subtly.

我只是不會做得更巧妙。

You know I don't like,

你知道我不喜歡。

I don't love like anything too put-on.

我不愛喜歡太放的東西。

You know it's hard to avoid that.

你知道這是很難避免的。

I think early on in your career in a short set like this.

我想在你職業生涯的早期，在這樣的短集。

I would do it differently now but I liked what she did.

我現在會做不同的事情，但我喜歡她的做法。

I love how I'm treating her like a different person.

我喜歡我把她當做一個不同的人。

(laughing loudly)

（大笑）

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（明亮的歡快的音樂播放）

I just went out and got an IUD.

我剛剛出去買了一個宮內節育器。

No sir, not a urinary tract infection.

不，先生，不是尿路感染。

(audience laughing softly) It's an intrauterine device.

(觀眾輕笑)是宮內節育器。

And it's birth control, lasts five years,

而且是節育，持續五年。

goes right in your uterus.

直接進入你的子宮。

It's the only time I'll say uterus.

這是我唯一一次說子宮。

Ah, said it again.

啊，又說了。

(audience laughing loudly) (Beth laughing loudly)

(觀眾大笑) (貝絲大笑)

So I went in for my consultation and the lady was like,

所以我去諮詢了一下，這位女士就說：

Beth, everything looks good.

貝絲，一切都看起來不錯。

A fun fact, didn't know if you knew this,

一個有趣的事實，不知道你是否知道這個。

but your uterus is actually tilted backwards.

但你的子宮其實是向後傾斜的。

Did you know that?

你知道嗎？

I was like, okay.

我當時想，好吧。

So what you're telling me is even my uterus is like, mm mm.

所以，你告訴我的是，甚至我的子宮是這樣的，毫米毫米。

(audience laughing loudly)

（觀眾大笑）

It's the first time I've seen a uterus with personality.

這是我第一次看到有個性的子宮。

Oh yeah, yeah. (Buck laughing loudly)

哦，是的，是的。（巴克大笑）

No, that's true.

不，那是真的。

I do like that joke like I said at the beginning.

我確實喜歡這個笑話，就像我一開始說的那樣。

I've added a line since, I don't like how I made her voice

我後來加了一句，我不喜歡我把她的聲音弄成這樣

but this is, now I'm just tearing myself apart.

但這是，現在我只是把自己撕碎了。

But um, when she says your uterus is tilted backwards,

但是，嗯，當她說你的子宮是向後傾斜的。

did you know that?

你知道嗎？

And I added a line later that says, don't know how I could.

後面我還加了一句話，說，不知道我怎麼能。

You never stop tinkering with material.

你永遠不會停止對材料的修補。

Yeah I'm always tinkering.

是啊，我總是在修修補補。

We'd literally had like set a date to tape the special

我們已經從字面上就像設定了日期 錄製特別節目

just so you would stop tinkering.

只是為了讓你停止修修補補。

Like that was the only way

好像那是唯一的辦法

you would stop. (Beth laughing loudly)

你會停止。（貝絲大笑）

(audience clapping loudly) That was great.

(觀眾大聲鼓掌)真是太好了。

Thank you. That was fun.

謝謝你，很有趣這很有趣。

Thank you very much. Thanks so much.

謝謝你，非常感謝。謝謝你，非常感謝。

Great job, Beth Stelling. Very funny.

幹得好，貝絲-斯特林。非常有趣

I was like, it's so cool he's walking over. Oh my God.

我當時想，這太酷了，他走了過來。哦，我的上帝。

I felt like really excited that he was walking over.

我覺得他走過來真的很興奮。

And I don't know if it's cause like, I don't know.

我不知道這是不是因為喜歡，我不知道。

I didn't think, even my head I probably imagine bombing

我沒有想到，連我的腦子裡都可能想象著炸掉

and him sitting at the desk like, you know,

和他坐在辦公桌前一樣，你知道，

(Buck laughing loudly) but

（巴克大笑）但是

it doesn't feel real I guess.

我想，這感覺不真實

So when he came over and shook my hand,

所以當他過來和我握手的時候。

I was like, can't believe this is real.

我當時想，不能相信這是真的。

And even still, I was like waiting for it to air that night,

而即便如此，我還是像等著那晚的播出。

like maybe it's not gonna air.

像也許它不是要去的空氣。

(bright upbeat music playing)

（明亮的歡快的音樂播放）

Do you see a good one?

你看到一個好的嗎？

It's almost like you're going like,

這幾乎就像你要像。

(mild clattering)

（輕度轔轔）

(Buck laughing loudly) You're like...

(巴克大聲笑) 你就像...

How far do I scroll down?

我可以向下滾動多遠？

How far can I get before it says like, die?

在它說像，死之前，我還能走多遠？

I pulled a few that I need to share with you.

我拉了幾個需要和大家分享的。

(Beth laughing)

（貝絲笑）

Oh no. Okay.

哦，不。好吧，我知道了

farflungfloyd said,

farflungfloyd說。

I'm going to assume that she's stoned out of her mind.

我想她是被石頭砸暈了。

It's just my like, like I said, it's my,

這只是我的喜歡，就像我說的，這是我的。

that's just how it comes out of me.

我就是這麼想的。

I get up there and I'm like I feel the pressure

我得到了那裡，我喜歡我覺得壓力。

and I'm just like stay calm.

我只是喜歡保持冷靜。

Just do your thing.

做你的事吧

Eden Shizzle said, reminds me of Kate McKinnon

Eden Shizzle說，讓我想起了Kate McKinnon。

had a child with Chelsea Handler and Melissa Villasenor.

與切爾西-漢德勒和梅麗莎-維拉塞諾有一個孩子。

Interesting. That's a wide range of people.

有趣的。這是一個廣泛的人。

I like it. (Buck laughing)

我喜歡它。（巴克笑）

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（明亮的歡快的音樂進展）

Over to my right, you've got Kevin Nealon watching,

在我的右邊，凱文-尼倫在看著你。

which did actually make me feel good.

這確實讓我感覺良好。

It didn't make me feel the risks. He's so great.

這並沒有讓我感覺到風險。他是如此的偉大。

And I can't remember if it was before or after my set,

而且我也不記得是在我演出前還是演出後。

he introduced me to his parents that were there.

他把我介紹給了他在那裡的父母。

So that made me feel so good. And they were very kind.

所以這讓我感覺很好。而且他們很善良。

And Kevin came over to me after Conan did and he was like,

柯南做完後，凱文過來找我，他說：

ooh, I love your style. You're so unique.

哦，我喜歡你的風格。你是如此獨特。

I wrote it down somewhere

我把它寫下來了

so I can't remember the exact quote.

所以我不記得確切的報價。

But I remember writing it down

但我記得寫下來

to remember what Kevin said to me.

記得凱文對我說的話。

And then since I've got to do shows with them

然後因為我必須和他們一起做節目

at the Laugh Factory and stuff

在笑工廠和東西

and he just emailed me yesterday about Girl Daddy

他昨天剛給我發了電子郵件 關於女孩的爸爸。

and he said such kind things.

他還說了這樣的好話。

So like I always have a special place

所以我總是有一個特別的地方

for Kevin Nealon in my heart.

為凱文-尼倫在我心裡。

And if you remember,

如果你還記得。

Ben Stiller was there. Like yeah.

本・斯蒂勒在那裡。是啊。

So it said Beth Stelling on my dressing room

我的更衣室上寫著貝絲-斯特林

and then next to it, Ben Stiller.

然後在旁邊，本-斯蒂勒。

And I took a picture next to the Ben Stiller one

我在本-斯蒂勒的旁邊拍了一張照片。

'cause BS, you know.

因為BS，你知道的

But um, our initials.

但是，嗯，我們的首字母。

And so then we were shooting something for whatever it is,

所以後來我們就在拍一些東西，不管是什麼東西。

The Incredible Life of Walter Mitty,

《沃爾特-米蒂的不可思議的一生》。

that movie that he was in?

那部電影，他是在？

Where he's on Conan and in the movie?

他在《柯南》和電影裡都在哪裡？

So I like got to be there for that too which was so cool.

所以，我喜歡得到了在那裡的太 這是太酷了。

And Ben walked by me and said something nice too.

而本從我身邊走過，也說了一些好話。

And I was like, my mind was blown.

我當時就想，我的腦海裡一片空白。

You know like, oh my God,

你知道像，哦，我的上帝。

I can't believe I met Ben Stiller

我真不敢相信我遇到了本-斯蒂勒。

and Kevin Nealon

和Kevin Nealon

and J.P. Buck.

和J.P. Buck.

(Buck laughing loudly)

（巴克大笑）

It's cool to think obviously, eight years later,

很明顯，八年後的今天，想起來都覺得很酷。

that you guys and Conan produced my hour special.

你們和柯南製作了我的一小時特別節目。

I've grown and changed so much.

我長大了，改變了很多。

You've grown a lot since then

從那時起，你已經成長了很多

but it was really a lot of fun working on that set with you.

但它真的是一個很大的樂趣 工作在那一組與你。

And it's just great

而且它只是偉大的

that we're still doing this stuff together.

我們還在一起做這些事情。

Girl Daddy on HBO Max.

女孩爸爸在HBO麥克斯。

Girl Daddy. Team Coco.

女孩爸爸。可可團隊。

HBO Max.

HBO最大。

And I've been your male hostess today, J.P. Buck.

今天我是你的男主人，J. P. 巴克。

(Beth laughing) (Beth whispering)

(貝絲笑) (貝絲低語)

(Buck laughing)

（巴克笑）